FabSwingers.com forum: Irish Dirty Talk - what’s your best line?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it just me, or are we particularly bad/awkward when it comes to dirty talk? I love the expression of deep desires, but i often find that its just a lot of “ooh ya, mmm” and i’m not saying that i’m not a culprit of that too!

What are your favourite things to hear in a steamy session?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Well helloooo there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha be pretty shocking if someone said that when you were already in the act

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Not if someone else walks in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha love it!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

an bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas is the only dirty Irish talk I know to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wash your mouth out with soap my friend!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Not if someone else walks in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I don't know, sometimes the guys with not much to say outside the bedroom can surprise you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I don't know, sometimes the guys with not much to say outside the bedroom can surprise you

One of life’s greatest surprises lol

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By *iquidRavenMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh I don't know, sometimes the guys with not much to say outside the bedroom can surprise you

One of life’s greatest surprises lol"

Something like, "oh oh u naughty, naughty... naughty girull. You harbour more filfth than me phone screen (obviously said in a Danny Dyer accent)

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By *atcher777Man
over a year ago

n 81

Love dirty talk..the missus does it naturally...she could say...thats it fuck my pussy..fuck it harder.or fuck my ass hard ..she says it in a realy dirty voice..its a real turn on

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Ya don't sweat much for a fat girl!"

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Hey I’m Bman79. I see you have your knickers have dropped already , assume position

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Oh you are so dirty, if I threw you you would stick to the wall"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love when you’re texting over and back a load of nasty filthy sexy shit you plan on doing to each other, and then you meet up and just fuck missionary or doggy

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By *rutus321Man
over a year ago

Offaly

Drop em your next

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

I cant feel anything

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Best thing to do is just to be nice with compliments...

If a woman dresses up sexy, something like...

"Hmmm.... you do realise I'm only flesh and blood woman"

"Happy Birthday to me!"

... cheeky charming usually works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love when you’re texting over and back a load of nasty filthy sexy shit you plan on doing to each other, and then you meet up and just fuck missionary or doggy "

Yesss Paula! That is my fave. It really gets the creative juices flowing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cant feel anything

Oh that is just haaarsh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's doing the washing up....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Ride me sideways, that was another one.

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By *iquidRavenMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I cant feel anything

All the girls say that to me.

.. means I've got a hog yeah??

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By *ueen_lateefaWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

My best lines are boringly cliché but seem to drive the boys mad....

"mmmmmmm, FUCK my lil pussy, yeah harder yeah yeah" "mmmmm I love the way you fuck meeeeee"

I met à youngfella lately (25mmmmm) and afterwards he told me I was wild even though I was biting my lips to be as vanilla as I could.... I think it was the dirty talk that slipped out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love when you’re texting over and back a load of nasty filthy sexy shit you plan on doing to each other, and then you meet up and just fuck missionary or doggy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My word" You have such beautiful eyes, and an absolutely lusciously tight and pulsating pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""My word" You have such beautiful eyes, and an absolutely lusciously tight and pulsating pussy

Isn't that in direction violation of the MRM code of conduct?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love when you’re texting over and back a load of nasty filthy sexy shit you plan on doing to each other, and then you meet up and just fuck missionary or doggy "

Well, the guy to be texting then is the guy who barely knows how to text but fucks you 40 ways from Sunday ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me, or are we particularly bad/awkward when it comes to dirty talk? I love the expression of deep desires, but i often find that its just a lot of “ooh ya, mmm” and i’m not saying that i’m not a culprit of that too!

What are your favourite things to hear in a steamy session?

Can't lie ,l do love to talk dirty ,l think it's so important to really let the lady know how much you really enjoy and love fucking her, and l think that even by telling her that raises the temperature even higher,.in my opinion anyway .

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

Mary, what?

Me, did you put out the cat...

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Depends on who am with really

...but have a few tried & trusted gems

like...

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"Is the coast clear?"

"Are you sure he's at work?"

"Is your hubby a big tough fella?"

"Get that F**king dobberman outta the house!!!?"

"What's that bleedin sound at the front door?"

"Is that your husbands car coming up the driveway?"

"Give me a bunt over the back wall and throw my trousers over f.f.s, will ya?"

and

"Same time again next week so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love when you’re texting over and back a load of nasty filthy sexy shit you plan on doing to each other, and then you meet up and just fuck missionary or doggy "

Lol????

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