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 so I want to ask all you yummy mammys or yummy mammys to be your experiences any funny stories or a few tricks and tips you have picked up along the way or from friends il be happy to hear about them I know during these times it can be both a joyful and a nightmare of a journey but is so worth it in the end I'm sure ye would agree
And yes this is probably weird as hell a guy is asking this and I'm not asking to be all weird I just find the whole experience fascinating I have 4 beautiful kids myself so I have seen it all so now over to ye enjoy  | |||
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Honk.... You are a lost cause "Not for everyone Kaizer unless you have something to add | |||
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"Shiver me fuckin timbers
Honk.... You are a lost cause
Not for everyone Kaizer unless you have something to add "No no! You've covered all bases nicely  | |||
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"Loved every minute of my pregnancies and always felt a sense of loss when the bump was gone which I know sounds weird... I can’t explain. I can’t bear when people focus on the negative especially to first time mums. Whilst for some it can be a traumatic experience for many more it’s wonderfully straight forward. Frightening others with horror stories helps nobody." To damm right it can my sister inlaws had the sh1t frightened out of my young wife who's first pregnancy was fraught with fear and worry as to what is going to happen her needless to say they all denied saying anything when she confronted them afterwards | |||
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"Loved every minute of my pregnancies and always felt a sense of loss when the bump was gone which I know sounds weird... I can’t explain. I can’t bear when people focus on the negative especially to first time mums. Whilst for some it can be a traumatic experience for many more it’s wonderfully straight forward. Frightening others with horror stories helps nobody." No it doesn't I remember with my eldest it was near her due date I almost put her into labour for giving her a spicy curry which I was told it can bring it on more | |||
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"Loved every minute of my pregnancies and always felt a sense of loss when the bump was gone which I know sounds weird... I can’t explain. I can’t bear when people focus on the negative especially to first time mums. Whilst for some it can be a traumatic experience for many more it’s wonderfully straight forward. Frightening others with horror stories helps nobody. To damm right it can my sister inlaws had the sh1t frightened out of my young wife who's first pregnancy was fraught with fear and worry as to what is going to happen her needless to say they all denied saying anything when she confronted them afterwards " Yeah not great carry on to be fair sorry to hear she went through that putting stress on a pregnant mother is completely in called for | |||
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"On the other hand, the person whose pregnancy is a struggle wonders why she is such a failure when others seem to breeze through the experience and love it. It's different for everyone and I spoke only from my own perspective. " Of course all pregnancies tend to be different to some degree but it's the bundle of joy makes it all worth it | |||
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"My four pregnancies were a bloody nightmare. That being said i always felt really sad when they were out. Only thing i can say is ive learned is to have the patience of a saint, be super organised and i know reckon i could be brought in as a hostage negotiater or something. Seriously considering an octagon in the back garden and just letting them duke it out when the need arises" Yeah it's that bond with the child inside you that gives you that sense of loss I recommend a trampoline to settle any squabbles my 2 eldest did it was great for the younger ones well it was torture from the tickle monster | |||
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"Each one of my pregnancies were difficult,I had pre-eclampsia,pregnancy anemia and I was sick all the time,but I miss my bumps,I miss feeling them kick and I miss the bond of breastfeeding the most. I'm that crazy to have a bump back we're trying for no.4 "Yeah the kicking is such a special moment they sure let you know that they are there lol Trying for no. 4 is it yeah your bat shit crazy to go again alright what was you thinking...... Just kidding lol says the one who already has 4 lol sure if your happy to go again don't let anyone else put you off go for it if that's what you want have to breast milk is actually not bad just saying | |||
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"Last trimester of my first pregnancy was a real nightmare for me: I wasn't able to properly sleep or eat since the beginning. Actually, blessed and pregnant again and must say I feel much better than 10 years ago: full of energy, no skin problems, no bloating tummy,etc. My elderly midwife (my mum and a few female friends) told me it will be a boy this time. I do not really care boy or girl, once baby will be healthy. All seems to be better now
Its my experience. "Aww congratulations darling delighted for you  | |||
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"Sorry Honk but this is fucking weird man "Kaizer your not bringing in your bad mood in here 3 strikes your out ok | |||
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"Sorry Honk but this is fucking weird man
Kaizer your not bringing in your bad mood in here 3 strikes your out ok "Oh no! Please don't ban Kaizer from the Labour discussion thread | |||
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"Sorry Honk but this is fucking weird man
Kaizer your not bringing in your bad mood in here 3 strikes your out ok
Oh no!
Please don't ban Kaizer from the Labour discussion thread "Just sit and listen or in this case read you might learn something | |||
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"Sorry Honk but this is fucking weird man
Kaizer your not bringing in your bad mood in here 3 strikes your out ok
Oh no!
Please don't ban Kaizer from the Labour discussion thread
Just sit and listen or in this case read you might learn something "No thanks | |||
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"Sorry Honk but this is fucking weird man
Kaizer your not bringing in your bad mood in here 3 strikes your out ok
Oh no!
Please don't ban Kaizer from the Labour discussion thread
Just sit and listen or in this case read you might learn something
No thanks "Then shuuu shuu of you go have a good evening | |||
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"Sorry Honk but this is fucking weird man
Kaizer your not bringing in your bad mood in here 3 strikes your out ok
Oh no!
Please don't ban Kaizer from the Labour discussion thread
Just sit and listen or in this case read you might learn something
No thanks
Then shuuu shuu of you go have a good evening "A thousand apologies Honk carry on with your Gynaecology Corner | |||
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"Sorry Honk but this is fucking weird man
Kaizer your not bringing in your bad mood in here 3 strikes your out ok
Oh no!
Please don't ban Kaizer from the Labour discussion thread
Just sit and listen or in this case read you might learn something
No thanks
Then shuuu shuu of you go have a good evening
A thousand apologies Honk carry on with your Gynaecology Corner " | |||
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"I had some problems when was pregnant with girl, no issues with a boy... Let's see what kind of surprise life would have for me in the future "And there's me thinking boys were more trouble or am I thinking of the terrible 2's days | |||
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"I had some problems when was pregnant with girl, no issues with a boy... Let's see what kind of surprise life would have for me in the future
And there's me thinking boys were more trouble or am I thinking of the terrible 2's days "Honky, thanks for the offer but Im Mrs Right now and Mr Right knows how to make babies    | |||
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"I had some problems when was pregnant with girl, no issues with a boy... Let's see what kind of surprise life would have for me in the future
And there's me thinking boys were more trouble or am I thinking of the terrible 2's days
Honky, thanks for the offer but Im Mrs Right now and Mr Right knows how to make babies "Are you saying something here between the lines Smokey? | |||
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"I had some problems when was pregnant with girl, no issues with a boy... Let's see what kind of surprise life would have for me in the future
And there's me thinking boys were more trouble or am I thinking of the terrible 2's days
Honky, thanks for the offer but Im Mrs Right now and Mr Right knows how to make babies
Are you saying something here between the lines Smokey?"I did not say anything. | |||
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"This thread is stomach churning. OP man, wtf! " Grumpy man you are
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"I had some problems when was pregnant with girl, no issues with a boy... Let's see what kind of surprise life would have for me in the future
And there's me thinking boys were more trouble or am I thinking of the terrible 2's days
Honky, thanks for the offer but Im Mrs Right now and Mr Right knows how to make babies "Ah What offer is this now did I miss something I'm sure Mr. Right knows how to get the job done but can't remember me offering to do it for him I've enough of my own than spreading my seed in other places | |||
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"This thread is stomach churning. OP man, wtf! " God there is always one gobshite that like to try draw attention to themselves Go with your disproportionate head I think someone needs lie down lol | |||
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"I had some problems when was pregnant with girl, no issues with a boy... Let's see what kind of surprise life would have for me in the future
And there's me thinking boys were more trouble or am I thinking of the terrible 2's days
Honky, thanks for the offer but Im Mrs Right now and Mr Right knows how to make babies
Ah What offer is this now did I miss something I'm sure Mr. Right knows how to get the job done but can't remember me offering to do it for him I've enough of my own than spreading my seed in other places "Hahaha no worries
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"I had some problems when was pregnant with girl, no issues with a boy... Let's see what kind of surprise life would have for me in the future
And there's me thinking boys were more trouble or am I thinking of the terrible 2's days
Honky, thanks for the offer but Im Mrs Right now and Mr Right knows how to make babies
Ah What offer is this now did I miss something I'm sure Mr. Right knows how to get the job done but can't remember me offering to do it for him I've enough of my own than spreading my seed in other places
Hahaha no worries
Laugh is a medicine, for free!"Altho I could give the sperm bank a go i wonder do they still pay you nice little earner for rainy days | |||
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"Are you pregnant, Honky? It's called the Couvade syndrome. Let us know when you go into labour so we can virtually hold your hand. "Me well unfortunately I'm not wired the same same as ye so safely can say I'm not pregnant sorry to disappoint | |||
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"I had some problems when was pregnant with girl, no issues with a boy... Let's see what kind of surprise life would have for me in the future
And there's me thinking boys were more trouble or am I thinking of the terrible 2's days
Honky, thanks for the offer but Im Mrs Right now and Mr Right knows how to make babies
Are you saying something here between the lines Smokey?
I did not say anything.
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"I had some problems when was pregnant with girl, no issues with a boy... Let's see what kind of surprise life would have for me in the future
And there's me thinking boys were more trouble or am I thinking of the terrible 2's days
Honky, thanks for the offer but Im Mrs Right now and Mr Right knows how to make babies
Are you saying something here between the lines Smokey?
I did not say anything.
Power of the words unspoken and the invisible ink..."Hahahahaha | |||
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"Honky if you're pregnant congratulations , think there's still a million dollars reward for the first pregnant man somewhere online "Just hearsay man lol sure there is or was a pregnant man not too long ago maybe he won the money | |||
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"Are you pregnant, Honky? It's called the Couvade syndrome. Let us know when you go into labour so we can virtually hold your hand.
Me well unfortunately I'm not wired the same same as ye so safely can say I'm not pregnant sorry to disappoint "Pity, so few good news stories these days.... | |||
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"Are you pregnant, Honky? It's called the Couvade syndrome. Let us know when you go into labour so we can virtually hold your hand.
Me well unfortunately I'm not wired the same same as ye so safely can say I'm not pregnant sorry to disappoint
Pity, so few good news stories these days....
"I can always put a cushion underneath my top and pretend I'm pregnant altho I feel if I do that I will be assessed by a psychiatrist | |||
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"I absolutely loved being pregnant. I was incredibly lucky to have fantastic empowering beautiful home birth experiences both times. For my second child the first hands to touch her were her fathers, and bless him he didn't let her slip either "Aww that nearly happened with my youngest being born at home but the ambulance came to ruin it lol I remember with my eldest she was like in labour for hours I could barely stay awake but I didn't let myself drop off I kept going till he was born I even got to hold him 1st handed him back to the nurse went out to the seating area sat down on the chair and before I knew I was out like a light  | |||
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"Each one of my pregnancies were difficult,I had pre-eclampsia,pregnancy anemia and I was sick all the time,but I miss my bumps,I miss feeling them kick and I miss the bond of breastfeeding the most. I'm that crazy to have a bump back we're trying for no.4 "Not crazy I've four and each pregnancy totally different | |||
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"Each one of my pregnancies were difficult,I had pre-eclampsia,pregnancy anemia and I was sick all the time,but I miss my bumps,I miss feeling them kick and I miss the bond of breastfeeding the most. I'm that crazy to have a bump back we're trying for no.4
Not crazy I've four and each pregnancy totally different "Yeah I bet that was quite the journey lol how many years are yours apart mine are 3 years except for my 2 youngest 2 years apart 2,4,7,10 | |||
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"Each one of my pregnancies were difficult,I had pre-eclampsia,pregnancy anemia and I was sick all the time,but I miss my bumps,I miss feeling them kick and I miss the bond of breastfeeding the most. I'm that crazy to have a bump back we're trying for no.4
Not crazy I've four and each pregnancy totally different
Yeah I bet that was quite the journey lol how many years are yours apart mine are 3 years except for my 2 youngest 2 years apart 2,4,7,10 "yours are nearly the same age as mine | |||
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"Each one of my pregnancies were difficult,I had pre-eclampsia,pregnancy anemia and I was sick all the time,but I miss my bumps,I miss feeling them kick and I miss the bond of breastfeeding the most. I'm that crazy to have a bump back we're trying for no.4
3 years between older 2 the 5 years between 2nd n 3rd then another 3 yrs between 3rd and 4th
Not crazy I've four and each pregnancy totally different
Yeah I bet that was quite the journey lol how many years are yours apart mine are 3 years except for my 2 youngest 2 years apart 2,4,7,10 "3 years between older 2 the 5 years between 2nd n 3rd then another 3 yrs between 3rd and 4th | |||
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"Each one of my pregnancies were difficult,I had pre-eclampsia,pregnancy anemia and I was sick all the time,but I miss my bumps,I miss feeling them kick and I miss the bond of breastfeeding the most. I'm that crazy to have a bump back we're trying for no.4
Not crazy I've four and each pregnancy totally different
Yeah I bet that was quite the journey lol how many years are yours apart mine are 3 years except for my 2 youngest 2 years apart 2,4,7,10
yours are nearly the same age as mine"Yeah they are the crucial years 1st day in playschool then primary then communions definitely keeps ya on your toes lol | |||
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"I loved it when my wife was pregnant. She looked beautiful and we still had sex right up to the birth. I wasnt so keen when my lover got pregnant. Boom tish" Yeah just cos they are pregnant doesn't mean sex is off the table altho sometimes it is off just have to be extra careful is all reverse cow girl I recommend | |||
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"Each one of my pregnancies were difficult,I had pre-eclampsia,pregnancy anemia and I was sick all the time,but I miss my bumps,I miss feeling them kick and I miss the bond of breastfeeding the most. I'm that crazy to have a bump back we're trying for no.4
3 years between older 2 the 5 years between 2nd n 3rd then another 3 yrs between 3rd and 4th
Not crazy I've four and each pregnancy totally different
Yeah I bet that was quite the journey lol how many years are yours apart mine are 3 years except for my 2 youngest 2 years apart 2,4,7,10
3 years between older 2 the 5 years between 2nd n 3rd then another 3 yrs between 3rd and 4th
"Yeah that's a nice gap between them was they all normal births if you don't mind me asking with herself it was normal then a cesarean due to too much stress the rest was normal despite being told the other 2 are highly gunna be cesareans but lucky enough her body healed up enough so I have to give her props for that | |||
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"I really enjoyed my second pregnancy, although my two kids are 15 years apart he was a surprise baby, having being told I couldn't have anymore. The first time we had sex "with a condom" I got pregnant I documented every bit of my pregnancy, it's great to look back at some of the stuff " That's because he didn't use durex condoms them cheap ones don't last long lol just kidding I always thought getting pregnant after having sex once was a myth lol I bet that was both shocking and pleasing news after being told you can't have any more well it goes to show what experts know life always finds away even if you got your tubes tied or got the bar in your arm women has amazingly still got pregnant | |||
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