FabSwingers.com forum: Is my profile confusing?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or hard to read? So many people seem to not be able to read it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfectly fine from a quick scan. No confusion there

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

No confusion at all.

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By *avid282Man
over a year ago

london

I don't think so - I like the answers at the beginning as well... Made me chuckle!

I used to have a rabbit - it ate hey too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfectly straight forward and makes sense very well written may have to pinch some of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or hard to read? So many people seem to not be able to read it... "

Mango

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or hard to read? So many people seem to not be able to read it...

Mango"

Thanks. It was only half sarcasm, I promise

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

Love a bit of pop culture, lime juice on my mango.

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Or hard to read? So many people seem to not be able to read it... "

Profile is spot on. Love it...

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

We understood it

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Understood it, but not the dtf thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks clear too me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking profile

Yours is a standard above mine.

Mine ranty arsey as I tried nicely approach.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

It seems OK to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or hard to read? So many people seem to not be able to read it... "

You do seem to be talking to yourself

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Or hard to read? So many people seem to not be able to read it... "

What do you mean? Do you still get the kinds of messages that you demand you don’t want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love your profile x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Understood it, but not the dtf thing? "

"down to fuck"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or hard to read? So many people seem to not be able to read it...

What do you mean? Do you still get the kinds of messages that you demand you don’t want?"

Yes exactly, and tons of dick pics - even from those who get all the way to the end and use my code word in their message header. Not sure how I could be any clearer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cracking profile

Yours is a standard above mine.

Mine ranty arsey as I tried nicely approach. "

I totally get why profiles become ranty over time on here though. I bet yours started off really nice haha

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

All seems to the point to me, nothing confusing

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Its one of those profiles guys will just message without reading as the photos are ok but not jaw dropping and that sort of profiles guy will just send their standard blurb and then move on to the next profile and send the same message to them and so on without really reading the profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its one of those profiles guys will just message without reading as the photos are ok but not jaw dropping and that sort of profiles guy will just send their standard blurb and then move on to the next profile and send the same message to them and so on without really reading the profile."

What's wrong with my photos? Not offended, just curious.

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

What's wrong with my photos? Not offended, just curious. "

Nothing at all, great profile great photos just ignore any detractors and people who have not read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an excellent profile.

but I am sure you still get messages from hundreds of single guys who will not take the time to get past your photos before messaging you a "hi fancy a fuck" message!

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By *Q_GentMan
over a year ago

Manchester, City Centre

Its very confusing...

I mean, you've put all the answers to questions that men really seem to want to ask, before they've even thought of the question itself!

That's gonna mangle most men's brains for a start

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By *ussylouWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Fab profile but I find most guys don't read and will chance their luck regardless.

Its frustrating filtering out the genuine from the sh*t

Lovely photos.x

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Looks clear enough, as we’re finding out people only read what they want and they’ll message regardless of what you want.

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By *elenshubbyMan
over a year ago

Uxbridge

Great profile

Not sure whether it should be on a different sort of dating app though

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Shockingly many just see long hair and an outline of boobs and they're off...dick pic central.

Most dont even notice that the boobs came from ebay and if I wanted to see a dick then I can easily look in my knickers.

Shame as they ruin it for those who choose to read and take the time to be decent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or hard to read? So many people seem to not be able to read it... "

Nope

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Nope not confusing at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing confusing about your profile is why are there not more as bloody good as yours and can I please nick bits of it.

Clear

Funny

To the point

Fuck off and don’t waste your time brilliant !!!!

Pleasure to read.

End of!!

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

OP In what way is it confusing...??

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I think it's a really good profile and not at all confusing. Very easy to read, humorous and direct.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Take what comes along...accept what you like and ignore/reject/ forget the rest..Can you turn a blind eye to cock pics/ fancy a fuck message etc ? because no matter how much you protest they will be in your inbox before you say Jack-shite.

Are you sure this is the right site for your good young self?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

It's a bit like our profile really.

Written in a hybrid of Chinese Japanese and Arabic so no-one can understand it at all.

Well that's the impression we get from the messages we receive.

"I've read your profile and would love to" (insert any one of the things that the profile says we don't want)

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
over a year ago

north of lincoln

The people you are not wanting to message with the questions you have answered will still message. We tried that approach. But now we just make our profile about us and what we want. So many ranty profiles on here these days that they can get a bit boring to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems fine. I like mango too. Best fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or hard to read? So many people seem to not be able to read it... "

Nothing wrong with your bio whatsoever, I enjoyed the read actually, well written, witty etc... etc... etc...

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Your profile read well. No issues here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take what comes along...accept what you like and ignore/reject/ forget the rest..Can you turn a blind eye to cock pics/ fancy a fuck message etc ? because no matter how much you protest they will be in your inbox before you say Jack-shite.

Are you sure this is the right site for your good young self? "

Am starting to ask myself this question more and more lately too. But at the end of the day I know what I want out of this website and I shouldn't let others stop me from getting there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The only thing confusing about your profile is why are there not more as bloody good as yours and can I please nick bits of it.

Clear

Funny

To the point

Fuck off and don’t waste your time brilliant !!!!

Pleasure to read.

End of!!

Haha get the feeling I should start copyrighting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you for your input everyone

to be honest this thread was borne mainly out of frustration at people still sending me dick pics all the time/sending shit messages/offering all the exact opposite things of what I want. Good to know I'm not the one doing anything wrong

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