FabSwingers.com forum: Emergency sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any ladies that want me to teach them emergency sex BBW the better strictly seize 20 and above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emergency sex? That's a new one

I don't qualify but I'm keen to learn new stuff..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Something you have never experienced it's the best way to enjoy sex if u want to know more inbox me

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

Have you got your Emergency Sex certification? How do we know that you’re qualified to administer this? You can do more harm than good if you don’t know how to do it properly.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Wtf is it lol?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is it lol?!

I guess we'll never know

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Darlington/Newcastle

"Wtf is it lol?!

I guess we'll never know"

OP better tell us. Even I am Intrigued. I thought I knew it all but this has me flummoxed

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By *RALfun1978Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

What is emergency sex?

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What is emergency sex?"

It's when a fireman unravels his hose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There you go all the advice to single guys is 'be different ' 'get yourself noticed'.

This is a perfect case study

#RoundOfApplause#

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go all the advice to single guys is 'be different ' 'get yourself noticed'.

This is a perfect case study

#RoundOfApplause#"

Gutted about all the woman under size 20 though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is emergency sex?"

...and does it involve a hi-vis jacket and safety helmet????

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I got nothin'.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Think 69. Then think 999

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Lucky I arrived when I did, I'll take one for the team to find out what this is! Hit me with it OP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ready to share with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inbox me to know emergency sex

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

It was an anticlimax

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"It was an anticlimax"

Please share

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"It was an anticlimax"
Was it 666?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

It was just making your partner orgasm in 2 minutes

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Darlington/Newcastle

"It was just making your partner orgasm in 2 minutes"

Doesn’t everyone do that?

As a man 2 minutes is a long time

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By *acky RacersCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"It was just making your partner orgasm in 2 minutes"

oh, another 'guarantee to make you cum' bollocks...

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone please change Wikipedia definition of “Quickie” to “Emergency Sex”

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By *reemyspiritawakenmysoulWoman
over a year ago

coventry

No such thing lol but great hook

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Someone please change Wikipedia definition of “Quickie” to “Emergency Sex”

I liked your 999 idea better

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

It’s a book .. look it up on amazon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes emergency sex exists

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Yes emergency sex exists "

You're not David Icke are you?

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"What is emergency sex?

...and does it involve a hi-vis jacket and safety helmet????"

Yes, a large purple one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're all dying to know on here, not privately, OP.

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By *hats_what_she_saidMan
over a year ago

Peterlee

In case of emergency break glass for sex? Would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it phone emergency services and have sex with them when they arrive

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham West Midlands

"What is emergency sex?

...and does it involve a hi-vis jacket and safety helmet????"

I've got both

Admitted I fall short in size department. I was buying size 12 trousers today (and they fit woooot)

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham West Midlands

"Yes emergency sex exists "

But the full title is

Emergency sex and other desperate measures

I googled it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is emergency sex?

...and does it involve a hi-vis jacket and safety helmet????

I've got both

Admitted I fall short in size department. I was buying size 12 trousers today (and they fit woooot)

I've got hi vis too and steel toe cap boots... I think there's a much better idea brewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is emergency sex?

...and does it involve a hi-vis jacket and safety helmet????

Yes, a large purple one. "

But is it safe?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need sex. It's emergency!!!

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Is that the full emergency sex, or just the emergency sex at work 1-day quickie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a wombat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emergency sex for ladies?

Is this like chosing the right sized cucumber when all of the toys are broken?

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