FabSwingers.com forum: Yes or no?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would anyone consider my profile as a potential meet?

Y or N?

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over a year ago

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would anyone consider my profile as a potential meet?

Y or N?"
no

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking good so far buddy!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

No. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a no from me.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

No from me.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If you get 24 ‘no’s’ I’ll give you a sympathy fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would anyone consider my profile as a potential meet?

Y or N?"

Y for a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a no from me, but only because you’re under 6ft 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too needy

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Would anyone consider my profile as a potential meet?

Y or N?"

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

No..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still got my fingers crossed for you woody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

N from me but y from below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That’s it, matey-boi - bend over and eat the pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would anyone consider my profile as a potential meet?

Y or N?"

Woody you think I look like a sheep and you don't shag sheep

Plus you think I am ugly.. Potential no way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still got my fingers crossed for you woody

Crossed where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop the 'just come out of a relationship' stuff. Sounds needy.

Drop the references to anal. You've already covered that in the interests tab.

Drop the often working away travelling salesman stuff. I'm guessing the women of Liverpool, Glasgow and Bath might not wish to be thought of as sat at home, lonely, waiting for you to shag your way to their front door.

I could be wrong on all the above. Just my 2 cents OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glad to see my updates have been a success lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would anyone consider my profile as a potential meet?

Y or N?

Woody you think I look like a sheep and you don't shag sheep

Plus you think I am ugly.. Potential no way... "

I didn’t call you a sheep or ugly my love x

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North Devon

no sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And good luck. Respect to you for being brave enough to open yourself up to being critiqued on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s it, matey-boi - bend over and eat the pillow

Oooooh bugger!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Yes. Could meet for a coffee when you come to Glasgow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would anyone consider my profile as a potential meet?

Y or N?

Woody you think I look like a sheep and you don't shag sheep

Plus you think I am ugly.. Potential no way...

I didn’t call you a sheep or ugly my love x"

I said I wouldn’t shag a man as I wouldn’t shag a sheep. No reference you you, sorry for the misunderstanding x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. Could meet for a coffee when you come to Glasgow. "

Sounds like a plan to me x

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By *piritualSFCMan
over a year ago

london

Wow. Tough crowd on here. Brave for putting yourself out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would anyone consider my profile as a potential meet?

Y or N?

Woody you think I look like a sheep and you don't shag sheep

Plus you think I am ugly.. Potential no way... "

He would still fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop the 'just come out of a relationship' stuff. Sounds needy.

Drop the references to anal. You've already covered that in the interests tab.

I could be wrong on all the above. Just my 2 cents OP. "

. Good points we'll made

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow. Tough crowd on here. Brave for putting yourself out there."

Just trying to see what I need to improve lol seems a lot!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Wow. Tough crowd on here. Brave for putting yourself out there.

Just trying to see what I need to improve lol seems a lot! "

Just don’t lose your sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would anyone consider my profile as a potential meet?

Y or N?

Woody you think I look like a sheep and you don't shag sheep

Plus you think I am ugly.. Potential no way...

I didn’t call you a sheep or ugly my love x"

Face... It you fancy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Drop the 'just come out of a relationship' stuff. Sounds needy.

Drop the references to anal. You've already covered that in the interests tab.

I could be wrong on all the above. Just my 2 cents OP. "
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Pretty much this, so no,sorry OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow. Tough crowd on here. Brave for putting yourself out there.

Just trying to see what I need to improve lol seems a lot!

Just don’t lose your sense of humour

No shit sherlock is that what we all need

I lost mine years ago

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford

First thing that greets us when we look at your profile is..... A cock! No, thank you, OP.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere Only We Know

Don’t change a thing, as long as you’re coming across as your real self on your profile. Some will love you, some will hate you, some will shag you regardless. There’s no point changing your profile to suit a few people who would have no intention of meeting you anyway. Just be yourself.

Personally, I’m a cynic and I would just assume you are in a relationship which is why you can’t accommodate and would be happy to meet up on work trips around the country. But as I say, that’s just an assumption.

Lou x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Where is that couple ‘fabulous and bearded’? I’m sure fabulous would gie ye a ride

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Where is that couple ‘fabulous and bearded’? I’m sure fabulous would gie ye a ride "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t change a thing, as long as you’re coming across as your real self on your profile. Some will love you, some will hate you, some will shag you regardless. There’s no point changing your profile to suit a few people who would have no intention of meeting you anyway. Just be yourself.

Lou x "

I can accommodate so thanks for pointing that out. And of course your other kind words x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where is that couple ‘fabulous and bearded’? I’m sure fabulous would gie ye a ride

Lol thanks very much x

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but I am easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes but I am easy "

You old romantic you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes but I am easy "

There you are op... Mr Gorgeous said yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is that couple ‘fabulous and bearded’? I’m sure fabulous would gie ye a ride

Lol thanks very much x"

I am easy #2nd edition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potentially putting kettle on anyone fancy my kettle kind of meet comes with milk n sugar

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Absolutely no.

You just sound desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As this is thirsty work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely no.

You just sound desperate.

What do you really think? Lol x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Absolutely no.

You just sound desperate.

What do you really think? Lol x"

You asked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any improvement yet? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No from me"

Not meant to be lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wahey, win for woody!

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Ive got no bloody chance with my profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No"

One down, many many more to come lol x

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By *en.....emMan
over a year ago

West mids

defo if closer mate...for the wife!

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Cock poking my eye out on first pic. Straight but can't imagine that's working in your interests.

I shouldn't comment, will get grilled for mine haha

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

N sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"N sorry

Should have said feedback welcome lol x

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By *eannaTV/TS
over a year ago

Cwmfelifach, nr Newport

I would say Yes, I'm curious.

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over a year ago

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By *exy7Man
over a year ago

Bristol

This shows how difficult it is for a bloke here. It always makes me smile when people are offended to see the picture of a cock on a profile here. What do they expect: a photo of my Shakespeare hardbacks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would anyone consider my profile as a potential meet?

Y or N?"

Fairplay mate, you're braver than me. This would always only go one way.

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By *xycpl699Couple
over a year ago

kilmarnock

No sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i dont want to bum you but i will tbag your mouth 16 times deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn. Reality checks can be harsh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This shows how difficult it is for a bloke here. It always makes me smile when people are offended to see the picture of a cock on a profile here. What do they expect: a photo of my Shakespeare hardbacks?

I don't think anyone is offended. I'm certainly not. But I'm afraid I'm not interested in meeting a man who sits alone taking photographs of his penis. I meet men who wouldn't do that cos it's kinda.... You know?

No ftom me

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Hardbacks... I see what you did there

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Most (I think) women are more turned on by a pic of man in a suit than a dick pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No idea lol please enlightenment me x

No ftom me

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By *exy7Man
over a year ago

Bristol

No ftom me

Well, what's the difference between him taking a photo of his cock and your profile with three pictures out four with close ups of your breasts? I don't get it to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit lame? And tacky? Bear in mind I meet men in their forties and fifties. I'm not knocking anyone. I'm just saying I get on best with guys who know it's a bit lame and tacky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ftom me

Well, what's the difference between him taking a photo of his cock and your profile with three pictures out four with close ups of your breasts? I don't get it to be honest.

My breasts aren't naked. There are no naked pictures on my profile. There are certainly no close ups of my genitals. Is that OK?

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By *exy7Man
over a year ago

Bristol

No ftom me

Well, what's the difference between him taking a photo of his cock and your profile with three pictures out four with close ups of your breasts? I don't get it to be honest.

My breasts aren't naked. There are no naked pictures on my profile. There are certainly no close ups of my genitals. Is that OK? "

I do find your photos quite similar to his to be honest. Don't intend to annoy you

but I often think that some ladies have got very high standards when looking at blokes' profiles and are easily judgemental when their own profiles are fairly similar. I guess it's just a number game and it can't be helped. There is probably one lady here for fifty guys so it's much easier for you ladies but come on a photo of a cock and a pair of tits ( even covered with a bra), are pretty much the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My breasts aren't naked. There are no naked pictures on my profile. There are certainly no close ups of my genitals. Is that OK?

I do find your photos quite similar to his to be honest. Don't intend to annoy you

I'm not annoyed at all but I don't agree with you. And yes I have very high standards. If you think I'm a hypocrite I'm totally fine with that

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By *exy7Man
over a year ago

Bristol

You're not a hypocrite at all. I don't what makes you think that's what I meant. You can probably get away and be successful with an OK profile when a bloke has to be ticking a lot more boxes to stand a chance, that's all. Nothing wrong with this. It's just the way the cookie crumbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not a hypocrite at all. I don't what makes you think that's what I meant. You can probably get away and be successful with an OK profile when a bloke has to be ticking a lot more boxes to stand a chance, that's all. Nothing wrong with this. It's just the way the cookie crumbles.

Your assessment of my profile means literally everything to me

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By *exy7Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Your assessment of my profile means literally everything to me

Glad to see you're clearly not annoyed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your assessment of my profile means literally everything to me

Glad to see you're clearly not annoyed.

If you think I am then you've had a very, very sheltered life, my dear. And happy new year to you and best of luck here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So all in all that went quite wellv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So all in all that went quite wellv

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

"So all in all that went quite wellv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So all in all that went quite wellv

Seemed to, I might try one

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Would anyone consider my profile as a potential meet?

Y or N?"

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

It’s a no from me. Your profile is your shop window so you need to try and entice people in to sample your goods as it were. Window displays take a lot of thought and work, though.

With everything on your profile as it stands, it basically reads ‘I’m a guy looking for women to shag.’ Now that is absolutely true, but I like to get an idea of what it would be like to spend some time in your company. There’s no personality shining through.

Make me laugh, smirk, snicker or outright guffaw and give me something to consider that the other thousands of profiles don’t have and my interest would be piqued.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys scared the OP off

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"You guys scared the OP off

He's got hundreds of planned meets under his belt via PM, so doesn't need fab now

I'd not seen him, so I'll not recognise him in his next incarnation, if he comes back for more

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh no! He did post quite a few inflammatory threads, bless him, but those that learn from that experience tend to become the more entertaining forumites. Ah well!

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

"You guys scared the OP off

I’m not surprised he quit! I got bored reading through the posts trying to find a positive one! .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he'll come back stronger than ever before, maybe he's already here?

DUN-DUN-DUUUUN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys scared the OP off

Thats not true

What actually happened was that he asked who would be interested in him, based on his profile

He got alot of negative responses

Then he started other threads saying women were " being mean" to him

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

"You guys scared the OP off

Thats not true

What actually happened was that he asked who would be interested in him, based on his profile

He got alot of negative responses

Then he started other threads saying women were " being mean" to him"

Sometimes you need big balls on here.....and if you’re lucky you may get to empty them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys scared the OP off

Thats not true

What actually happened was that he asked who would be interested in him, based on his profile

He got alot of negative responses

Then he started other threads saying women were " being mean" to him

Sometimes you need big balls on here.....and if you’re lucky you may get to empty them!"

Indeed! Although its less to do with luck, and more about self awareness

And not thinking that women are on here to serve men's purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys scared the OP off

Thats not true

What actually happened was that he asked who would be interested in him, based on his profile

He got alot of negative responses

Then he started other threads saying women were " being mean" to him

Sometimes you need big balls on here.....and if you’re lucky you may get to empty them!"

lol didn't see his other posts, maybe we should make a short documentary on his time here lol

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

And not thinking that women are on here to serve men's purposes"

Absolutely.... all genders are are on here to serve themselves.... I am!

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

"You guys scared the OP off

Thats not true

What actually happened was that he asked who would be interested in him, based on his profile

He got alot of negative responses

Then he started other threads saying women were " being mean" to him

Sometimes you need big balls on here.....and if you’re lucky you may get to empty them!

lol didn't see his other posts, maybe we should make a short documentary on his time here lol

"
Yeah, I could pitch that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys scared the OP off

Thats not true

What actually happened was that he asked who would be interested in him, based on his profile

He got alot of negative responses

Then he started other threads saying women were " being mean" to him

Sometimes you need big balls on here.....and if you’re lucky you may get to empty them!

lol didn't see his other posts, maybe we should make a short documentary on his time here lol

Yeah, I could pitch that!"

Might have the next big Netflix hit on our hands

FABBED a netflix original

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Oh dear...

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

Yes yes yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not offended by pictures of dicks... I am pretty bored of seeing pictures of dicks I have no interest in... Which is all of them where I don't know and knowingly fancy the owner of said dick... Hope that clears things up... I am bi and find unwanted muff pics pretty unnecessary too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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