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(Disclaimer: pleasure may vary from lady to lady. and it may be significantly less than 5 minutes. I'm a busy man!) | |||
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" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest "Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi! | |||
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" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest
Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!"I do sometimes amaze myself .....   | |||
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" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest
Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!
I do sometimes amaze myself ..... "You're amazing the hell out of me! | |||
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"Ladies, don't be too disappointed if you miss your chance on this occasion. Next time it will be 5 women! "Well you do need 5 women. Someone to peg you too  | |||
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"Ladies, don't be too disappointed if you miss your chance on this occasion. Next time it will be 5 women!
Well you do need 5 women. Someone to peg you too "Hmmm you make a good point. Lusting ladies, I now require 5 women! Get messaging! | |||
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"What a FABulous opportunity, shucks im washing my hair / walking the dog/cooking dinner /watching paint dry ! " You're doing all that at once? You certainly are busy. I accept your excuse on this occasion. | |||
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"What a FABulous opportunity, shucks im washing my hair / walking the dog/cooking dinner /watching paint dry ! " Coincidentally so am I! But don’t lose hope ... We might be free for the next one!  | |||
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"What a FABulous opportunity, shucks im washing my hair / walking the dog/cooking dinner /watching paint dry ! Coincidentally so am I! But don’t lose hope ... We might be free for the next one! "As long as you two are aware just how long the queue of ladies will be next time. It's smart you're registering your interest for the next occasion already. You wouldn't want to miss out! | |||
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" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest
Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!"This is not the man you are looking for | |||
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" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest
Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!
This is not the man you are looking for "Don't use your jedi skills to turn her away from me. Her will was just about to crumble! | |||
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" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest
Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!
This is not the man you are looking for "I’m so glad that you’re here to point that out to me ...  | |||
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" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest
Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!
This is not the man you are looking for
I’m so glad that you’re here to point that out to me ... "Damn. Knew you were about to crumble  . | |||
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"Well if you don't ask you don't get. My money is riding on you don't get though. " I'll pencil you in as a maybe. | |||
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"Pick me? " You got here just in time. There is space left currently! Since you're so early you may pic a position. You can be on the cock, the face, a hand. Or you can be using the strapon. | |||
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"Pick me? You got here just in time. There is space left currently! Since you're so early you may pic a position. You can be on the cock, the face, a hand. Or you can be using the strapon." Hmmm, since I'm first can I quickly switch between positions to add some variety to the proceedings? | |||
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"Pick me? You got here just in time. There is space left currently! Since you're so early you may pic a position. You can be on the cock, the face, a hand. Or you can be using the strapon. Hmmm, since I'm first can I quickly switch between positions to add some variety to the proceedings?" Depends how good you are at quickly dancing from position to position. How are you at doing the hokey y? | |||
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"I'm awesome, I can hop around pretty quick for a fat bird "You're not fat - cuddly at most  | |||
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"I'm awesome, I can hop around pretty quick for a fat bird "In that case you can do rotating positions as the mood takes you! Now we just need to find the other ladies. Simple! (You're not fat, though. You're voluptuous  .) | |||
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"The OP did make me lol - this us no worse than so evlists of demands that you see from some women / couples That said, I assumed it was massively tongue in cheek.... "It's a serious thread! It's only a matter of time before the right 5 ladies spot it and get in touch. Oh there's another proviso. All 5 ladies must be able to deepthroat my whopper while singing Nessun Dorma. I'm in the mood for a bit of opera. | |||
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"The OP did make me lol - this us no worse than so evlists of demands that you see from some women / couples That said, I assumed it was massively tongue in cheek....
It's a serious thread! It's only a matter of time before the right 5 ladies spot it and get in touch.
Oh there's another proviso. All 5 ladies must be able to deepthroat my whopper while singing Nessun Dorma. I'm in the mood for a bit of opera. "That's my party trick! | |||
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"The OP did make me lol - this us no worse than so evlists of demands that you see from some women / couples That said, I assumed it was massively tongue in cheek....
It's a serious thread! It's only a matter of time before the right 5 ladies spot it and get in touch.
Oh there's another proviso. All 5 ladies must be able to deepthroat my whopper while singing Nessun Dorma. I'm in the mood for a bit of opera.
That's my party trick!"Congratulations! You are officially on the list now. You are most privileged to get this opportunity. | |||
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"The OP did make me lol - this us no worse than so evlists of demands that you see from some women / couples That said, I assumed it was massively tongue in cheek....
It's a serious thread! It's only a matter of time before the right 5 ladies spot it and get in touch.
Oh there's another proviso. All 5 ladies must be able to deepthroat my whopper while singing Nessun Dorma. I'm in the mood for a bit of opera.
That's my party trick!
Congratulations! You are officially on the list now. You are most privileged to get this opportunity."I'm most grateful! | |||
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"The OP did make me lol - this us no worse than so evlists of demands that you see from some women / couples That said, I assumed it was massively tongue in cheek....
It's a serious thread! It's only a matter of time before the right 5 ladies spot it and get in touch.
Oh there's another proviso. All 5 ladies must be able to deepthroat my whopper while singing Nessun Dorma. I'm in the mood for a bit of opera.
That's my party trick!
Congratulations! You are officially on the list now. You are most privileged to get this opportunity.
I'm most grateful!"Damn right you are. Now get practicing on your opera with an extra large cucumber! | |||
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"On it!" Excellent. 1 down. 4 to go. Ladies? There's plenty of me to go round still. | |||
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" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest
Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!
This is not the man you are looking for
I’m so glad that you’re here to point that out to me ... "sure you would have noprobs findinding the lady’s lol A man needs to respect and think about the lady’s pleasure not just him self x | |||
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" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest
Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!
This is not the man you are looking for
I’m so glad that you’re here to point that out to me ... sure you would have noprobs findinding the lady’s lol
A man needs to respect and think about the lady’s pleasure not just him self x"These lucky 5 ladies should consider themselves blessed by such a tremendous opportunity! I envy them! | |||
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"I’ll attend if I can wear my ‘big jim’ 12 inch monster cock strap on "Absolutely! I insist on it! I have a monster cock myself. During intermission, we will duel with them like light sabers! | |||
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"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol. Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2??? x"Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon! | |||
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"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol. Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2??? x
Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!"Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3 I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!! | |||
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"I’ll attend if I can wear my ‘big jim’ 12 inch monster cock strap on
Absolutely! I insist on it! I have a monster cock myself. During intermission, we will duel with them like light sabers!"Lol!! | |||
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"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol. Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2??? x
Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!
Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3 I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!! "You have picked the best position of all! I trained for many years in the Olongian mountains with the harmonica mystical monks. There I mastered the lip and tongue technique known as hundred-orgasm-lady-licking! | |||
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"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol. Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2??? x
Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!
Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3 I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!!
You have picked the best position of all! I trained for many years in the Olongian mountains with the harmonica mystical monks. There I mastered the lip and tongue technique known as hundred-orgasm-lady-licking!"Orrrrrr did you just buy the hundred-orgasm-lady-licking for dummies book in Eason's? I'm no fool, I'll need to see proof! hahaha | |||
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"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol. Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2??? x
Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!
Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3 I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!!
You have picked the best position of all! I trained for many years in the Olongian mountains with the harmonica mystical monks. There I mastered the lip and tongue technique known as hundred-orgasm-lady-licking!
Orrrrrr did you just buy the hundred-orgasm-lady-licking for dummies book in Eason's? I'm no fool, I'll need to see proof! hahaha "Ungrateful wench! You will get your hundred orgasms and consider yourself lucky! Or you will fake a hundred orgasms. Either's good with me. As long as I get mine, the 5 ladies are of secondary concern. | |||
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"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol. Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2??? x
Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!
Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3 I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!!
You have picked the best position of all! I trained for many years in the Olongian mountains with the harmonica mystical monks. There I mastered the lip and tongue technique known as hundred-orgasm-lady-licking!
Orrrrrr did you just buy the hundred-orgasm-lady-licking for dummies book in Eason's? I'm no fool, I'll need to see proof! hahaha
Ungrateful wench! You will get your hundred orgasms and consider yourself lucky! Or you will fake a hundred orgasms. Either's good with me. As long as I get mine, the 5 ladies are of secondary concern."Lol, I'll do 50:50 - 50 real and 50 fake just to keep ya guessing Not sure you deserve my magical unicorn pussy on your face now...;) | |||
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"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol. Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2??? x
Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!
Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3 I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!!
You have picked the best position of all! I trained for many years in the Olongian mountains with the harmonica mystical monks. There I mastered the lip and tongue technique known as hundred-orgasm-lady-licking!
Orrrrrr did you just buy the hundred-orgasm-lady-licking for dummies book in Eason's? I'm no fool, I'll need to see proof! hahaha
Ungrateful wench! You will get your hundred orgasms and consider yourself lucky! Or you will fake a hundred orgasms. Either's good with me. As long as I get mine, the 5 ladies are of secondary concern.
Lol, I'll do 50:50 - 50 real and 50 fake just to keep ya guessing Not sure you deserve my magical unicorn pussy on your face now...;) "Pah! A hundred other women would jump at this wonderful chance if you declined this opportunity! They haven't turned up yet, true, but I'm sure they're on their way. Delayed in traffic! Yes, they were all delayed in traffic! | |||
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"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol. Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2??? x
Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!
Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3 I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!!
You have picked the best position of all! I trained for many years in the Olongian mountains with the harmonica mystical monks. There I mastered the lip and tongue technique known as hundred-orgasm-lady-licking!
Orrrrrr did you just buy the hundred-orgasm-lady-licking for dummies book in Eason's? I'm no fool, I'll need to see proof! hahaha
Ungrateful wench! You will get your hundred orgasms and consider yourself lucky! Or you will fake a hundred orgasms. Either's good with me. As long as I get mine, the 5 ladies are of secondary concern.
Lol, I'll do 50:50 - 50 real and 50 fake just to keep ya guessing Not sure you deserve my magical unicorn pussy on your face now...;)
Pah! A hundred other women would jump at this wonderful chance if you declined this opportunity! They haven't turned up yet, true, but I'm sure they're on their way. Delayed in traffic! Yes, they were all delayed in traffic!"Yes, that's some traffic! | |||
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"Am I too late....have you filled the slots?? "You're just in time to be number 4! You're extremely fortunate! But can you fly a helicopter? The screening process is becoming increasingly strict for this meet! | |||
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"Am I too late....have you filled the slots??
You're just in time to be number 4! You're extremely fortunate!
But can you fly a helicopter? The screening process is becoming increasingly strict for this meet!"I can do many things as a woman. We are great at multi tasking. But flying a helicopter is not one of them. Does that mean I failed the screening process.... | |||
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"I cant fly a helicopter but I'm partial to a big chopper - do I get a place? "Lol love it! Mrs x | |||
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"Why didn’t I think of this? Minus the pegging. " Don't knock it til you've tried it | |||
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"And to the gents: watch and learn from a master in seduction!" ive learnt so much | |||
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"And to the gents: watch and learn from a master in seduction!ive learnt so much "Just think how much the lucky ladies are learning! | |||
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"And to the gents: watch and learn from a master in seduction!ive learnt so much
Just think how much the lucky ladies are learning!"well this whole experience is a learning curve  | |||
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"And to the gents: watch and learn from a master in seduction!ive learnt so much
Just think how much the lucky ladies are learning!well this whole experience is a learning curve "Damn right! | |||
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"Any places left? " Absolutely! But what skills can you bring to the party? I'm only accepting the best of the best! | |||
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"4 women needed. 1 on my cock. 1 on my face. 1 on each hand. The ladies must pay for hotel + food + any travel expenses. In return, they will get 5 minutes of pure pleasure! Who's interested?
(Disclaimer: pleasure may vary from lady to lady. and it may be significantly less than 5 minutes. I'm a busy man!)"You're aiming too low mate. I think even Beefy set the lower limit at 5 women and he had no shortage of interested parties? Apparently. B | |||
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"Any places left? Absolutely! But what skills can you bring to the party? I'm only accepting the best of the best!" That's me out then | |||
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"Any places left? Absolutely! But what skills can you bring to the party? I'm only accepting the best of the best! That's me out then "Training is the key! Train somewhere you can learn circus skills! If you can pick up sword swallowing and contortionism, you're in with a real shot! | |||
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I received two acceptance letters that day - this and Hogwarts. Told you I was a magical unicorn! lol. Mrs x | |||
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"Oh, and I'm sitting here knitting. Wish I'd of found out earlier, dam dropped a stitch now. " Knitting! That could get you a place! Can you knit a penguin gimp outfit? I'm asking for ... a friend. | |||
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"Delighted I got my acceptance letter in the post wayyyyy before all the extra criteria was added. Lucky no 3!
I received two acceptance letters that day - this and Hogwarts. Told you I was a magical unicorn! lol. Mrs x "Do you like penguins? There may be a surprise for you when this meet happens. | |||
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"Delighted I got my acceptance letter in the post wayyyyy before all the extra criteria was added. Lucky no 3!
I received two acceptance letters that day - this and Hogwarts. Told you I was a magical unicorn! lol. Mrs x
Do you like penguins? There may be a surprise for you when this meet happens."Omg, do I wanna know? I'm open to trying new things but knowing you...;) hahaha | |||
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"You want to aim the bar at twelve, that's what I organised for our latest fun? See latest pic for proof.
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"I don’t think I’m up for the job as one of the leading ladies however, I have thrown many a party, making me quite the expert at turning the music on and off for such games as musical chairs etc. I was thinking I could be useful for the other fine ladies to know when you swap position? " Wonderful! But I will only accept the most skilled of ladies for this rare party! You can be in charge of the music, but only if you can scratch records accurately with only your nipples! | |||
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"I don’t think I’m up for the job as one of the leading ladies however, I have thrown many a party, making me quite the expert at turning the music on and off for such games as musical chairs etc. I was thinking I could be useful for the other fine ladies to know when you swap position? Wonderful! But I will only accept the most skilled of ladies for this rare party! You can be in charge of the music, but only if you can scratch records accurately with only your nipples!" Am I still number 1? | |||
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"I don’t think I’m up for the job as one of the leading ladies however, I have thrown many a party, making me quite the expert at turning the music on and off for such games as musical chairs etc. I was thinking I could be useful for the other fine ladies to know when you swap position? Wonderful! But I will only accept the most skilled of ladies for this rare party! You can be in charge of the music, but only if you can scratch records accurately with only your nipples!" Well as luck would have it I spent my time off work last week perfecting that exact skill! As a side note I can also change the records using only my left little toe. | |||
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