FabSwingers.com forum: Looking for 4 women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

4 women needed. 1 on my cock. 1 on my face. 1 on each hand. The ladies must pay for hotel + food + any travel expenses. In return, they will get 5 minutes of pure pleasure!

Who's interested?

(Disclaimer: pleasure may vary from lady to lady. and it may be significantly less than 5 minutes. I'm a busy man!)

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Haha good luck with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Palm and her 4 daughters for you then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies, don't be too disappointed if you miss your chance on this occasion. Next time it will be 5 women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest

Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest

Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!"

I do sometimes amaze myself .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest

Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!

I do sometimes amaze myself .....

You're amazing the hell out of me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, don't be too disappointed if you miss your chance on this occasion. Next time it will be 5 women!

Well you do need 5 women. Someone to peg you too

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Why didn’t I think of this? Minus the pegging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies, don't be too disappointed if you miss your chance on this occasion. Next time it will be 5 women!

Well you do need 5 women. Someone to peg you too

Hmmm you make a good point.

Lusting ladies, I now require 5 women! Get messaging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a FABulous opportunity, shucks im washing my hair / walking the dog/cooking dinner /watching paint dry !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a FABulous opportunity, shucks im washing my hair / walking the dog/cooking dinner /watching paint dry ! "

You're doing all that at once? You certainly are busy. I accept your excuse on this occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a FABulous opportunity, shucks im washing my hair / walking the dog/cooking dinner /watching paint dry ! "

Coincidentally so am I! But don’t lose hope ... We might be free for the next one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a FABulous opportunity, shucks im washing my hair / walking the dog/cooking dinner /watching paint dry !

Coincidentally so am I! But don’t lose hope ... We might be free for the next one!

As long as you two are aware just how long the queue of ladies will be next time. It's smart you're registering your interest for the next occasion already. You wouldn't want to miss out!

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest

Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!"

This is not the man you are looking for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest

Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!

This is not the man you are looking for

Don't use your jedi skills to turn her away from me. Her will was just about to crumble!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Time is running out, ladies. Almost 1 place has already been filled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest

Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!

This is not the man you are looking for

I’m so glad that you’re here to point that out to me ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest

Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!

This is not the man you are looking for

I’m so glad that you’re here to point that out to me ...

Damn. Knew you were about to crumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you don't ask you don't get. My money is riding on you don't get though.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Pick me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if you don't ask you don't get. My money is riding on you don't get though. "

I'll pencil you in as a maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pick me? "

You got here just in time. There is space left currently!

Since you're so early you may pic a position. You can be on the cock, the face, a hand. Or you can be using the strapon.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Pick me?

You got here just in time. There is space left currently!

Since you're so early you may pic a position. You can be on the cock, the face, a hand. Or you can be using the strapon."

Hmmm, since I'm first can I quickly switch between positions to add some variety to the proceedings?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pick me?

You got here just in time. There is space left currently!

Since you're so early you may pic a position. You can be on the cock, the face, a hand. Or you can be using the strapon.

Hmmm, since I'm first can I quickly switch between positions to add some variety to the proceedings?"

Depends how good you are at quickly dancing from position to position. How are you at doing the hokey y?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow the censorship of certain words on here is strong. In that case, how are you at the macarena?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'm awesome, I can hop around pretty quick for a fat bird

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I'm awesome, I can hop around pretty quick for a fat bird

You're not fat - cuddly at most

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

The OP did make me lol - this us no worse than so evlists of demands that you see from some women / couples

That said, I assumed it was massively tongue in cheek....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm awesome, I can hop around pretty quick for a fat bird

In that case you can do rotating positions as the mood takes you! Now we just need to find the other ladies. Simple!

(You're not fat, though. You're voluptuous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP did make me lol - this us no worse than so evlists of demands that you see from some women / couples

That said, I assumed it was massively tongue in cheek....

It's a serious thread! It's only a matter of time before the right 5 ladies spot it and get in touch.

Oh there's another proviso. All 5 ladies must be able to deepthroat my whopper while singing Nessun Dorma. I'm in the mood for a bit of opera.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"The OP did make me lol - this us no worse than so evlists of demands that you see from some women / couples

That said, I assumed it was massively tongue in cheek....

It's a serious thread! It's only a matter of time before the right 5 ladies spot it and get in touch.

Oh there's another proviso. All 5 ladies must be able to deepthroat my whopper while singing Nessun Dorma. I'm in the mood for a bit of opera. "

That's my party trick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP did make me lol - this us no worse than so evlists of demands that you see from some women / couples

That said, I assumed it was massively tongue in cheek....

It's a serious thread! It's only a matter of time before the right 5 ladies spot it and get in touch.

Oh there's another proviso. All 5 ladies must be able to deepthroat my whopper while singing Nessun Dorma. I'm in the mood for a bit of opera.

That's my party trick!"

Congratulations! You are officially on the list now. You are most privileged to get this opportunity.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"The OP did make me lol - this us no worse than so evlists of demands that you see from some women / couples

That said, I assumed it was massively tongue in cheek....

It's a serious thread! It's only a matter of time before the right 5 ladies spot it and get in touch.

Oh there's another proviso. All 5 ladies must be able to deepthroat my whopper while singing Nessun Dorma. I'm in the mood for a bit of opera.

That's my party trick!

Congratulations! You are officially on the list now. You are most privileged to get this opportunity."

I'm most grateful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP did make me lol - this us no worse than so evlists of demands that you see from some women / couples

That said, I assumed it was massively tongue in cheek....

It's a serious thread! It's only a matter of time before the right 5 ladies spot it and get in touch.

Oh there's another proviso. All 5 ladies must be able to deepthroat my whopper while singing Nessun Dorma. I'm in the mood for a bit of opera.

That's my party trick!

Congratulations! You are officially on the list now. You are most privileged to get this opportunity.

I'm most grateful!"

Damn right you are. Now get practicing on your opera with an extra large cucumber!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

On it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On it!"

Excellent. 1 down. 4 to go. Ladies? There's plenty of me to go round still.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Time is running out, ladies. Only 4 places left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest

Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!

This is not the man you are looking for

I’m so glad that you’re here to point that out to me ...

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sure you would have noprobs findinding the lady’s lol

A man needs to respect and think about the lady’s pleasure not just him self x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Wow. Such a charming invitation...... Not sure how I’m managing to resist to be honest

Your willpower is amazing. You must be a secret jedi!

This is not the man you are looking for

I’m so glad that you’re here to point that out to me ...

sure you would have noprobs findinding the lady’s lol

A man needs to respect and think about the lady’s pleasure not just him self x"

These lucky 5 ladies should consider themselves blessed by such a tremendous opportunity! I envy them!

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Not a brag here. But really wouldn’t recommend it. Yes it’s a lot of fun in theory, but reality is like trying to juggle fire while spinning plates.

Being involved in a group with more than 2 women, your thought train will be:

“Is everybody enjoying themselves, does this position work, am I paying enough attention to my partner, please stay hard, my god don’t enjoy it too much or it’s going to be over in 30 seconds, that feels good, but should I pay more attention over there, what’s going on there, right should really change position again, man that feels good but please don’t cum yet, count the light fittings or something, don’t count that intently it’s going soft, my god please stay hard, right I should probably go over there, has anybody noticed I’ve been a lot of time with just one girl, ok that tastes good, but really can’t cum yet, where do I cum when it’s time though, should really be my partner, but don’t want to disturb whats going on over there, count the light fittings again until they’re done, nope time to change position again, oh need some more condoms”

Repeat until you’re an anxious mess. In reality nobody gives a shit about you and what your doing, but as the only guy in the room it will ruin your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll attend if I can wear my ‘big jim’ 12 inch monster cock strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol.

Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll attend if I can wear my ‘big jim’ 12 inch monster cock strap on

Absolutely! I insist on it! I have a monster cock myself. During intermission, we will duel with them like light sabers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol.

Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2???

Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol.

Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2???

Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!"

Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3

I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll attend if I can wear my ‘big jim’ 12 inch monster cock strap on

Absolutely! I insist on it! I have a monster cock myself. During intermission, we will duel with them like light sabers!"

Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol.

Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2???

Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!

Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3

I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!! "

You have picked the best position of all! I trained for many years in the Olongian mountains with the harmonica mystical monks. There I mastered the lip and tongue technique known as hundred-orgasm-lady-licking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol.

Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2???

Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!

Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3

I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!!

Orrrrrr did you just buy the hundred-orgasm-lady-licking for dummies book in Eason's? I'm no fool, I'll need to see proof!

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol.

Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2???

Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!

Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3

I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!!

Orrrrrr did you just buy the hundred-orgasm-lady-licking for dummies book in Eason's? I'm no fool, I'll need to see proof!

hahaha "

Ungrateful wench! You will get your hundred orgasms and consider yourself lucky! Or you will fake a hundred orgasms. Either's good with me. As long as I get mine, the 5 ladies are of secondary concern.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol.

Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2???

Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!

Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3

I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!!

Orrrrrr did you just buy the hundred-orgasm-lady-licking for dummies book in Eason's? I'm no fool, I'll need to see proof!

hahaha

Lol, I'll do 50:50 - 50 real and 50 fake just to keep ya guessing

Not sure you deserve my magical unicorn pussy on your face now...;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol.

Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2???

Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!

Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3

I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!!

Orrrrrr did you just buy the hundred-orgasm-lady-licking for dummies book in Eason's? I'm no fool, I'll need to see proof!

hahaha

Lol, I'll do 50:50 - 50 real and 50 fake just to keep ya guessing

Not sure you deserve my magical unicorn pussy on your face now...;)

Pah! A hundred other women would jump at this wonderful chance if you declined this opportunity! They haven't turned up yet, true, but I'm sure they're on their way. Delayed in traffic! Yes, they were all delayed in traffic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs here. This thread is the best I've seen so far, lol.

Just finished up singing act 1 and 2 of Phantom of the Opera with an aubergine in my mouth...do I make the cut for lucky lady no. 2???

Congratulations! You made the cut. You have spot number 3! Number 2 is taken by Titiana with her monster strapon!

Lol, honoured! Lucky no.3

I vote for sitting on your face but love to switch it up too haha. Parrrtaaayyy!!

Orrrrrr did you just buy the hundred-orgasm-lady-licking for dummies book in Eason's? I'm no fool, I'll need to see proof!

hahaha

Lol, I'll do 50:50 - 50 real and 50 fake just to keep ya guessing

Not sure you deserve my magical unicorn pussy on your face now...;)

Yes, that's some traffic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Damn traffic! But I have a solution! We just need a lady who's a helicopter pilot! No more traffic woes will stop our fun!

Are there any female helicopter pilots out there who want to join in? You will be guaranteed at least one orgasm!

(Female orgasms are not guaranteed.)

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Am I too late....have you filled the slots??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I too late....have you filled the slots??

You're just in time to be number 4! You're extremely fortunate!

But can you fly a helicopter? The screening process is becoming increasingly strict for this meet!

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Am I too late....have you filled the slots??

You're just in time to be number 4! You're extremely fortunate!

But can you fly a helicopter? The screening process is becoming increasingly strict for this meet!"

I can do many things as a woman. We are great at multi tasking. But flying a helicopter is not one of them.

Does that mean I failed the screening process....

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By *unnyHoney6969Woman
over a year ago

Barnsley

I cant fly a helicopter but I'm partial to a big chopper - do I get a place?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Damn only just seen this post, missed opportunity again, note to self to be more observant

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Why are these fantastic opportunities always so far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 women? im happy with a when i use my left hand for variety.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant fly a helicopter but I'm partial to a big chopper - do I get a place?

Lol love it! Mrs x

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Why didn’t I think of this? Minus the pegging. "

Don't knock it til you've tried it

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By *ionicfingerMan
over a year ago

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OP you are truly a master!

Do you take on interns?

I can surely learn many skills.

I to operate with a sword worthy of a gobstopper lick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hampshirewife you're out! No chopper skills mean you get no chopper!

Bunnyhoney, there will be a big chopper involved in this meet! So I will think about your application. But you must consider at least taking chopper flying lessons!

Yeah Baby, there is a little time left! You just need to get a chopper license and practice your deepthroat opera skills!

Kinky, being far away is no obstacle if you learn to fly a chopper! Get working on that!

Picky, pegging skills bump you up the list! But you're letting yourself doen in chopper, deepthroat and opera skills! Get training and you may have a shot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And to the gents: watch and learn from a master in seduction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And to the gents: watch and learn from a master in seduction!"
ive learnt so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And to the gents: watch and learn from a master in seduction!ive learnt so much

Just think how much the lucky ladies are learning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And to the gents: watch and learn from a master in seduction!ive learnt so much

Just think how much the lucky ladies are learning!"
well this whole experience is a learning curve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And to the gents: watch and learn from a master in seduction!ive learnt so much

Just think how much the lucky ladies are learning!well this whole experience is a learning curve

Damn right!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Any places left?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any places left? "

Absolutely! But what skills can you bring to the party? I'm only accepting the best of the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 women needed. 1 on my cock. 1 on my face. 1 on each hand. The ladies must pay for hotel + food + any travel expenses. In return, they will get 5 minutes of pure pleasure!

Who's interested?

(Disclaimer: pleasure may vary from lady to lady. and it may be significantly less than 5 minutes. I'm a busy man!)"

You're aiming too low mate. I think even Beefy set the lower limit at 5 women and he had no shortage of interested parties? Apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any places left?

Absolutely! But what skills can you bring to the party? I'm only accepting the best of the best!"

That's me out then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any places left?

Absolutely! But what skills can you bring to the party? I'm only accepting the best of the best!

That's me out then

Training is the key! Train somewhere you can learn circus skills! If you can pick up sword swallowing and contortionism, you're in with a real shot!

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By *andydave28Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

Bit greedy , good luck though

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Oh, and I'm sitting here knitting. Wish I'd of found out earlier, dam dropped a stitch now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delighted I got my acceptance letter in the post wayyyyy before all the extra criteria was added. Lucky no 3!

I received two acceptance letters that day - this and Hogwarts. Told you I was a magical unicorn!

lol. Mrs x

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By *andydave28Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

Think he fell at the first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, and I'm sitting here knitting. Wish I'd of found out earlier, dam dropped a stitch now. "

Knitting! That could get you a place! Can you knit a penguin gimp outfit? I'm asking for ... a friend.

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over a year ago

"Delighted I got my acceptance letter in the post wayyyyy before all the extra criteria was added. Lucky no 3!

I received two acceptance letters that day - this and Hogwarts. Told you I was a magical unicorn!

lol. Mrs x "

Do you like penguins? There may be a surprise for you when this meet happens.

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"Delighted I got my acceptance letter in the post wayyyyy before all the extra criteria was added. Lucky no 3!

I received two acceptance letters that day - this and Hogwarts. Told you I was a magical unicorn!

lol. Mrs x

Do you like penguins? There may be a surprise for you when this meet happens.

Omg, do I wanna know? I'm open to trying new things but knowing you...;) hahaha

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over a year ago

You want to aim the bar at twelve, that's what I organised for our latest fun? See latest pic for proof.

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over a year ago

"You want to aim the bar at twelve, that's what I organised for our latest fun? See latest pic for proof.

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

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I don’t think I’m up for the job as one of the leading ladies however, I have thrown many a party, making me quite the expert at turning the music on and off for such games as musical chairs etc. I was thinking I could be useful for the other fine ladies to know when you swap position?

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"I don’t think I’m up for the job as one of the leading ladies however, I have thrown many a party, making me quite the expert at turning the music on and off for such games as musical chairs etc. I was thinking I could be useful for the other fine ladies to know when you swap position? "

Wonderful! But I will only accept the most skilled of ladies for this rare party! You can be in charge of the music, but only if you can scratch records accurately with only your nipples!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

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Wonderful! But I will only accept the most skilled of ladies for this rare party! You can be in charge of the music, but only if you can scratch records accurately with only your nipples!"

Am I still number 1?

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over a year ago

s wales

Wonderful! But I will only accept the most skilled of ladies for this rare party! You can be in charge of the music, but only if you can scratch records accurately with only your nipples!"

Well as luck would have it I spent my time off work last week perfecting that exact skill! As a side note I can also change the records using only my left little toe.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

What a charmer

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