FabSwingers.com forum: whats the biggest load of bollocks you been given for not meeting up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

we all have had it.... whats the wankiest excuse youve had for a previously arranged meet then them cancelling last minute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a late cancellation or no show

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

He had to take his dog for a walk and had forgotten.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I've never had a late cancellation or no show"

Same here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother in Hospital

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By *hongman1Man
over a year ago

Mansfield

I was once told by a lady that her daughter had popped by after she’d had a row with her boyfriend and she couldn’t turn her tearful child away. It was quite an elaborate story and I would have believed every word, had she not already told me she wasn’t married, never had been, and never had kids as the thought of settling down had “just never looked appealing”!!!!

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"I've never had a late cancellation or no show

Same here."
same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had a late cancellation or no show"

Same I must be too sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of examples.

1 went to wrong pub.. There is only one pub with that name for 15 miles.

2 water went off at home.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Was meeting a guy for a social, I was on the train to town when he messaged to say stuck in traffic, bad accident on the motorway

I could see the road was red on Google maps & his location on here was showing as relevant.

Few more sporadic messages over couple of hours, while I was sat in the pub, then he said he was heading home, as would be too late by the time he arrived.

OK no problem.

Until next day he posted a veri, obviously from the night before & the ladies location matched the distance he'd been from me!

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By *uxinteriorMan
over a year ago

south west , continental

A cancellation midway through the journey, due to overindulgence the night before.

I wouldn't have minded, but I was an hour into the journey and I had already informed the person I was on my way. If you weren't feeling too well then, any sane person would have cancelled before I started the journey. That's just a lousy cheap trick and wasted my time, fuel and effort.

To top it I was blocked. Bad manners and a time waster. It's the only time it's happened though.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Was meeting a guy for a social, I was on the train to town when he messaged to say stuck in traffic, bad accident on the motorway

I could see the road was red on Google maps & his location on here was showing as relevant.

Few more sporadic messages over couple of hours, while I was sat in the pub, then he said he was heading home, as would be too late by the time he arrived.

OK no problem.

Yep, I’ve had this. He then had the nerve to try and reschedule

Until next day he posted a veri, obviously from the night before & the ladies location matched the distance he'd been from me!

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By *r8t_WhiteMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I'll have to arrange a meet first I guess! ??

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By *ickyMac69Man
over a year ago

alfreton

"I'll have to arrange a meet first I guess! ??"

Me too

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By *ensualguy70TV/TS
over a year ago

paisley

Oh she had been pulled up by the police, then she had broken down.

A trip from hell no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to the wrong station.

Wife had her car driven into at work.

Car broken down.

Funniest one was had a better offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog got sick and had to

Take them to the vet

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By *etrolhead43Man
over a year ago

Andover

Decided that MM fun wasnt for him, then he started messaging my pal who was sat in same room as me

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By *cankeepMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Genuinely last night.

I received had a call from a supposed meet saying they'd just had a gun pulled on them, so couldn't meet as were helping the police. Fucking ridiculous.

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

Not a FAB meet but went to meet up with someone from school I hadn't seen for over 13yrs buy messaged and chatted constantly for the better part of a year.

Traveled over two hours just for her to not answer her door.

About 3hrs later she replied to my phonecall to say I was there. The excuse was "had to rush my son to hospital"... He was playing outside when I knocked for her.

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By *lt_cple_18Couple
over a year ago

newbridge

a guy cancelled as he was in the military and got called up for a secret mission!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a guy cancelled as he was in the military and got called up for a secret mission!"

It's secret,I told you not to tell anyone!

My cover is blown!

If I don't make it back tell suzy I love her!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I'd a meet arranged with one Couple at theirs one Sunday.

I was given directions to them, but en-route, I was texted a message I'd pass a local Tesco's near to their home and could I pick up a few items?

They then sent a list a mile long! I was expected to pay for it all, with no reimbursement! When I refused, they called me a timewaster!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

The dog pee'd on my homework!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Never had a crazy excuse but I'm staggered at just how many people are "called into work" at the last minute!

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

He didn't get let out of the police cells in time

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

"The dog pee'd on my homework! "

That's the excuse you were given?

Never heard it called "homework" before.

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By *eesside lingerie wearerMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Never been given an excuse but have been blocked x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been let down....

Lucky me

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"The dog pee'd on my homework!

That's the excuse you were given?

Never heard it called "homework" before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had, "didn't arrange a meet with you" then blocked and called a time waster when I'm at postcode given!

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By *ED00Woman
over a year ago

South Devon... Torbaydos

This is not a joke....and to be fair it wasnt on this site and a few years ago. I waited for 30 mins no show. Then just as I was leaving I got a call to say he had been in his train room playing with his trains and lost "track" of time !!!!(excuse the pun) Needless to say we didnt meet.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I once accidentally stood someone up by not realising an arrangement had actually been made. I feel sick to the stomach just thinking about it. Poor guy.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Never been cancelled on or had a no show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had to take his dog for a walk and had forgotten.

Haha this is brilliant

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

Not a complete cancellation but we were on route to a meet and he rang to say his sister had called and could we "go around the block till her red car had gone off his driveway".

We did 3 laps and then she left, actually turned out to be a good meet.

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By *ike oxard2018Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Girlfriend's having a tattoo done!

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By *ike oxard2018Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Agreed to meet a bi couple at 7 and they thought I meant 7am!

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

"a guy cancelled as he was in the military and got called up for a secret mission!"

Secret military personnel Don`t go on Fab. They have Gov issue groupies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've posted about this before...

I had a late night meet arranged with a guy from here. He messaged just as he was leaving to say he couldn't come now as his dad had woken up and would ask where he was going.

He was 47!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of choice ones:

Was called to London to bodyguard important Saudi clients.

Stuck in traffic (3 hours before we were due to meet.)

Told by work at 6am that he had to go to Bristol. It’s astonishing how little control ‘Senior Managers’ have on their diaries...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had a crazy excuse but I'm staggered at just how many people are "called into work" at the last minute! "
to be fair, when I was on call.. if shit goes down, I needed to be there pronto. (Mental health) but I never arranged meets when on call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once turned up at a guys house for a meet and the house was all in darkness...

He had forgotten...

And went dogging on the way home from work instead!!!

(and displayed it on his veris)

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

Bump

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

He took a wrong turning on the way and got lost.

The road he took the wrong turning off does not have any turnings off it

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By *unbud3Man
over a year ago

close by

Needed to walk the dogs because because !! Single girl? Her husband never walked the dog yet !

Ouch ! That went deep lol

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By *ickeymousesCouple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Wrong date after confirming we were meeting in 30 mins

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Needed to walk the dogs because because !! Single girl? Her husband never walked the dog yet !

Ouch ! That went deep lol"

I’m on here as a single but have a man at home? I assume she lied to you though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She over slept. We were meeting 12pm

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Not happened yet but I'm always expecting it

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

Msg'd a guy on and for for two days. He seemed keen, so I msg'd and asked if he wanted to meet..

7:42pm he replied with Im having an early night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was meeting a guy for a social, I was on the train to town when he messaged to say stuck in traffic, bad accident on the motorway

I could see the road was red on Google maps & his location on here was showing as relevant.

Few more sporadic messages over couple of hours, while I was sat in the pub, then he said he was heading home, as would be too late by the time he arrived.

OK no problem.

Until next day he posted a veri, obviously from the night before & the ladies location matched the distance he'd been from me!

The dirty dawg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranged a meet on here for that day 30 mins before the meet she cancelled because her mate was staying with her and had been for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m actually waiting for an excuse as we speak! Radio silence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are a fool if they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are a fool if they do

Aha aww thanks! That has made me smile

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

I did arrive at the wrong hotel once for what would have been a genuine meet...

The lovely lady isn’t great with directions

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Her dog told her, her son fell down a mine shaft and broke his leg and she needed to go for help. or

she in the loft, hiding from Nazis and needs to write a couple of chapters for her diary.

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By *empseyANDRedheadCouple
over a year ago

warwick

"Dog got sick and had to

Take them to the vet"

We actually had to cancel a meet once for this reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burst into multiple Cold Sores overnight !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got my period but we can still meet for a drink

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

She was double booked and had arranged to meet someone else at exactly the same time and had forgotten about agreeing to meet me.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

When I was single,I'd been chatting for a while before arranged to meet.

He cancelled me the afternoon we were meeting saying he had to now have his child.

Mo probs,i understand life happens,

Then he displayed a new verification the next day mentioning they had met the day before.

Blocked him right away

Don't like liars and he should have just told me he had what he thought a better offer.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m leaving my house now.

Then nothing. Ever again. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got my period but we can still meet for a drink "
that could be legit?

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

"I just got my period but we can still meet for a drink that could be legit?"

That’s what I thought, as some women don’t have regular cycles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got my period but we can still meet for a drink that could be legit?

That’s what I thought, as some women don’t have regular cycles."

This is legit. I had to almost cancel a meet as I'm irregular so I let him know it was a possibility. Thankfully, it had finished in time. Life happens so not all cancellations are excuses. Mrs x

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Dog got sick and had to

Take them to the vet

We actually had to cancel a meet once for this reason

I had to cancel a meet because my dog had violent diarrhoea, didn't really fancy leaving him locked in the house while I went out!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Love all these.

I was stood up at a pub one Saturday afternoon. When I sent her a message later she said she had got confused. Thought it was Sunday. I later worked out it was a guy with a ladies profile.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I know a lady who was supposed to be meeting a guy at his room in a Holiday Inn. She knocked on the door 119 and there was no answer. Bit odd as she’d been in dialogue with him earlier. Turned out she was at the wrong Holiday Inn. Two in the same town. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick is too big

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London

"we all have had it.... whats the wankiest excuse youve had for a previously arranged meet then them cancelling last minute?"

Tinder date - She fell in a puddle.

Fab meet - Just the one. An M in a MMFM dynamic 'had' to work late and couldn't make a 9pm time. As a result The F of the couple cancelled the party despite me having travelled to their part of town and waiting in a pub nearby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got my period but we can still meet for a drink "

Not an unrealistic excuse though plus said could meet anyway! Totally legitimate ...

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London

"I just got my period but we can still meet for a drink

Not an unrealistic excuse though plus said could meet anyway! Totally legitimate ... "

Totally. And the post is about bad excuses to not meet not excuses for not having sex. Clearly folks have a view on what a meet should entail. :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we all have had it.... whats the wankiest excuse youve had for a previously arranged meet then them cancelling last minute?"

Put on weight ( overnight )

Been done for drink driving.

Had to have wisdom teeth out.

Our top three.

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By *d cumslut dorsetTV/TS
over a year ago

west dorset

Had a guy message me that he had just had a heart attack and was on his way to hospital ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had the chance to give any bullshit reasons. (Not that I would)

Need a met first lol

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By *bwlookingforfunWoman
over a year ago

crawley

"Dog got sick and had to

Take them to the vet"

Dog is more important than any meet.. I would let this one go

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By *bwlookingforfunWoman
over a year ago

crawley

"I just got my period but we can still meet for a drink "

Happend to me several times.

My regular still comes over, because we still have fun when we meet, no matter what. Other meets thought I make things up.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Helping a family member to move a boat (at night, pitch dark)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was given the wrong address could of been very interesting thankfully I just asked if .... was in got told no one of that name lives there. Was only 30 miles away so no harm. Needless to say their profile had disappeared when I check to message them.

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By *ensualguy70TV/TS
over a year ago

paisley

That's a nasty trick to play

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By *ensualguy70TV/TS
over a year ago

paisley

I had the same trick pulled on me. Address i was given was an empty flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea messers latest one was a 3.5 hr drive got half way to be told it not happing as got to take boss to hospital as bosses brother having an opp. Yea as if I believed that one. I was a bit miffed at that

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Can't say I've been let down, if they won't meet in a club then we don't meet.

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By *nlyyours16Couple
over a year ago

Northwest

- grand mother died ( guys was seen online most part of the night his grandma died) Hmmm.

- daughter unwell ( as above seen online most part of the night and the following day) what a chicken

- Oh sorry can I meet you next weekend as I have been invited to fringe festival and can’t turn it down. Sorry ( why bother having chats and wasting someone’s time)

That’s so far I am sure it won’t be the last time . Hotel costs went into drain on all three occasions

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By *prilsnowCouple
over a year ago

Bath

He had to cut his nan’s grass as he forgot! I was leaving the house to meet him at the time and it was about 9pm at night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im full of cold honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were lost in the car park

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I fell asleep

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 - Wrong address .... very puzzled person at the door answered

2 - On way, on way..... gos not updating as I took a peek..... an hour later (only 20 mins away!) I queried and they said on way just a few minutes away. Again checked god on profile and still said exactly same distance away as when we started messaging. Gave benefit of doubt..... another 20/30 minutes went to message again and oh UNLOSB

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

My mother turned up unexpectedly to hang curtains in my flat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last week. Cancelled tne night before. Said she was feeling crap and was going to docs in the morning. Next thing she was posting a verify from a meet the day we were supposed to meet.

Question : do you give them a second chance or just block?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Last week. Cancelled tne night before. Said she was feeling crap and was going to docs in the morning. Next thing she was posting a verify from a meet the day we were supposed to meet.

Question : do you give them a second chance or just block?"

I would block

If they can't be honest i wouldnt want to meet them.

Miss

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

Over 6 years I've had,

Two grandmother's die..

I had a car accident x 2

My gf came home early (Led to you have a gf?)

Pure no shows/radio silence x 4 (once a no show always a no show)

Hour later after pissing me about texting saying its "too late now"

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

"Last week. Cancelled tne night before. Said she was feeling crap and was going to docs in the morning. Next thing she was posting a verify from a meet the day we were supposed to meet.

Question : do you give them a second chance or just block?

I would block

If they can't be honest i wouldnt want to meet them.

Miss "

Yeah block them, ive never had a meet come up when I was suppose to meet someone.

But I've had several men string me along and in the past I've just been too nice about it.

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By *exyCouple999Couple
over a year ago

South Bucks

Forgot he had to MOT his car.

Forgot it was his Uncle's birthday party and he couldn't miss it.

Suddenly fell ill as he got of the shower.

Daughter unexpectedly turned up at his house and he couldn't get rid.

Daughter was rushed into hospital urgently.

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By *hellypantsWoman
over a year ago

Hayes

His sister was coming round. Then she wasn't. Then she was. Then she wasn't. Then she was. Talk about hedging your bets for a better offer!

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

"Over 6 years I've had,

Two grandmother's die..

I had a car accident x 2

My gf came home early (Led to you have a gf?)

Pure no shows/radio silence x 4 (once a no show always a no show)

Hour later after pissing me about texting saying its "too late now" "

Seriously all there loss of not genuine

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By *all-flowerWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

A guy cancelled a meet with me afew hours before the arranged time.

We'd chatted on the phone..exchanged text messages for afew weeks.

He then decided "I" wasnt confident enough to meet him..

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By *orny1coupleCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Mother in Hospital "

We had that one too haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I fell down the stairs’

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"I had the same trick pulled on me. Address i was given was an empty flat"

NOOO!

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By *linkyMalinkyWoman
over a year ago

South Somerset

It’s weird because when I was on here as a single female (over many years) I never once got messed around.

Since I’ve been on here as part of a couple (the last 2 years) we’ve had all kinds of weird and wonderful excuses.

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By *rebs001Man
over a year ago

Widnes

had the "I wasn't feeling well" and the follow up just didn't bother turning up and blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had a late cancellation or no show

Same here."

Same

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By *litreMan
over a year ago

everywhere

Chatted for a good while, exchanged numbers, I booked the hotel, made a reservation at a decent restaurant only to get a message 10 minutes before saying "my friend says you not who you say you are". Then blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this one turned up alright then after 10 minutes said he was going to get his fags from the car. Yep, he drove off.

Another one dropped me off outside the pub, said he was going to find a parking space then yep you guessed it - he drove off

Am I that bad!!

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By *bextraMan
over a year ago

near A1 and 14

As I arrived, she said her friend was coming round.... still managed to bend her over and slip in slowly till the door bell rang

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By *anchester_gentMan
over a year ago

Manchester/ Cheshire border

I was due to be meeting a couple a few years back.... we chatted on WhatsApp a fair bit but the meet kept changing (started as me meeting the lady 1-1, and had morphed into me following a very rigid script that her hubby had set out to meet them both). I had already told a friend that I was sure they would cancel....

And they duly did. The night before we were due to meet up, they messaged that the one of the lady’s friends had died having been ill for some time. I duly sent condolences and the (insincere) hope we could rearrange....

.....then an hour later they messaged to say she’d not died after all, and the meet was back on!!

I politely told them I didn’t really believe them and so wouldn’t be coming.

Got a right earful of abuse - and me being called a timewaster!!

Not a word of a lie....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given the wrong room number by a couple in medway, for a hotel they weren’t even staying at... then blocked. Could have got me in serious trouble as it was late as well!

Thought i had a booty call... oh, and then blocked!

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over a year ago

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By *rebs001Man
over a year ago

Widnes

"I was due to be meeting a couple a few years back.... we chatted on WhatsApp a fair bit but the meet kept changing (started as me meeting the lady 1-1, and had morphed into me following a very rigid script that her hubby had set out to meet them both). I had already told a friend that I was sure they would cancel....

.....then an hour later they messaged to say she’d not died after all, and the meet was back on!!

I politely told them I didn’t really believe them and so wouldn’t be coming.

Got a right earful of abuse - and me being called a timewaster!!

Not a word of a lie....!!

plenty of them out there

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

"Oh this one turned up alright then after 10 minutes said he was going to get his fags from the car. Yep, he drove off.

Another one dropped me off outside the pub, said he was going to find a parking space then yep you guessed it - he drove off

Am I that bad!!

Nooo.. That's fucking disgusting. What twats, their loss x

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Her threesum over ran. I approve of such reasons!

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By *linkyMalinkyWoman
over a year ago

South Somerset

.....then an hour later they messaged to say she’d not died after all, and the meet was back on!!

I politely told them I didn’t really believe them and so wouldn’t be coming.

Got a right earful of abuse - and me being called a timewaster!!

Not a word of a lie....!!

Well I think that’s highly unreasonable of you. First thing I’d want to do would be spit roasted if one of my best friends rose from the dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been ghosted

I did have to cancel a meet on Saturday and I was gutted. I was all ready for heading home and getting myself sorted to meet him when my teenage daughter decided she wasnt staying out anymore and was coming home

He was fine about it and totally understood and we are trying to arrange something else soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her threesum over ran. I approve of such reasons! "

It did! I’ll admit my timing was over optimistic, but the reason was certainly genuine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on my way to a very late night/ early morning meet once and had to cancel midway to their hotel....

In my haste to get to their hotel , I realized .... I had forgotten my condoms at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulled over by the police, lost their bollox, coukdnt find me .... oh then there are the oh so many couples where the mrs is away for the night when u get there ... you know the one

lol. I dont think so! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been ghosted

He was fine about it and totally understood and we are trying to arrange something else soon

I feel your pain.

I only have one daughter at home now, so much more freedom, but even then she never seems to go out when I need her to!

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

"He had to take his dog for a walk and had forgotten.

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lol at this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had;

"Sorry, I can't make it, my eldey neighbour rang and needed me to move his wardrobe"

At 10 pm at night?

Another;

"Sorry I never turned up, my mate had an epileptic fit in the taxi when I was taking him home couldn't leave him"

I hoped to god that one wasn't true

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Last week. Cancelled tne night before. Said she was feeling crap and was going to docs in the morning. Next thing she was posting a verify from a meet the day we were supposed to meet.

Question : do you give them a second chance or just block?"

Block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m actually waiting for an excuse as we speak! Radio silence!"

Me too!! Had a social arranged for Sunday...messaged twice on the day and the day after...silence!! Absolute tosspot...

I won't leave home unless I've heard from them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m actually waiting for an excuse as we speak! Radio silence!

Me too!! Had a social arranged for Sunday...messaged twice on the day and the day after...silence!! Absolute tosspot...

I won't leave home unless I've heard from them....

Ghosted too! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose, we're on kik and he hasn't read my messages or been online here... !! So bloody keen in the preceding days too....grrr..

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By *hat The CuckCouple
over a year ago

South London

We were in a hotel room waiting for a guy who we’d met a few times. As the meet time passed we messaged and he eventually replied an hour later saying his auntie had died. Sympathetic to this we understood and checked out and went home.

The next day he displayed a verification from a couple he went to a club with instead. When we challenged him he said it was a better offer.

But the best excuse we had from one guy was he had to go and buy a new budgie to replace a dead one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh this one turned up alright then after 10 minutes said he was going to get his fags from the car. Yep, he drove off.

Another one dropped me off outside the pub, said he was going to find a parking space then yep you guessed it - he drove off

Am I that bad!!

wow that’s awful!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were in a hotel room waiting for a guy who we’d met a few times. As the meet time passed we messaged and he eventually replied an hour later saying his auntie had died. Sympathetic to this we understood and checked out and went home.

The next day he displayed a verification from a couple he went to a club with instead. When we challenged him he said it was a better offer.

But the best excuse we had from one guy was he had to go and buy a new budgie to replace a dead one. "

What is a budgie ?

I’m American

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By *hat The CuckCouple
over a year ago

South London

"But the best excuse we had from one guy was he had to go and buy a new budgie to replace a dead one.

What is a budgie ?

I’m American"

The budgerigar is a long-tailed, seed-eating parrot usually nicknamed the budgie, or in American English, the parakeet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The doctors rung and altered her appointment. Needless to say I wasn’t chuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sitter canceled on me....

Mind you , her Son was 14

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By *hmmmMan
over a year ago

Chester

Arranged a meet An Aussie woman and just before time a kangaroo came in and said...she’s fallen down a cliff and fkd off expecting me to follow. I stayed in the pub instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose, we're on kik and he hasn't read my messages or been online here... !! So bloody keen in the preceding days too....grrr.. "

Exactly the same thing has happened to me! Prob the same guy aha! X

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By *his40Man
over a year ago

centre

The bus was. Pulled over by the police a passenger (whom was as quiet as a mouse) was arrested and the police wouldn’t let anyone off the bus for 6 hours ??

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By *rainmanoneMan
over a year ago

stockport

Drove from Manchester down to Birmingham to meet a lady got a message off her with 3 miles to her address to be told her child had vomited all over the place and was so upset that it was not going to be possible.that was after her telling me she didn't have any children. Three hours of my life wasted lol

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By * 4 youCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Once a let down done for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've posted about this before...

I had a late night meet arranged with a guy from here. He messaged just as he was leaving to say he couldn't come now as his dad had woken up and would ask where he was going.

He was 47! "

"Language Timothy !" Hahaha ! Really reminds me of the Ronnie Corbett sitcom Sorry.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Another one fell asleep in the bath ! I'm such an exciting prospect

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Arranged to meet a lady , we had videocamed and whilst I was suspicious..she seemed very keen very quickly, I went along to meet her outside her house...she suggested we get a bottle of wine from the local corner shop... I said sure .. we went up and chose one , she had no money and I said no worries I'm happy to buy it.

As we walked back she asked if I could make a contribution towards the baby sitter. I said I'm not an ungenerous bloke but you can't just spring that on me ...that's not on...she got more and more verbally aggressive..I walked off with my bottle of wine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arranged to meet a lady , we had videocamed and whilst I was suspicious..she seemed very keen very quickly, I went along to meet her outside her house...she suggested we get a bottle of wine from the local corner shop... I said sure .. we went up and chose one , she had no money and I said no worries I'm happy to buy it.

You definitely made the right call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that stands out lately was a couple who loved traveling in there van will meet anytime anywhere sent a message came back sorry to far away was within 5 miles I no diesel has gone up but why not say not for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back when we were very new here we'd been chatting to a guy from around 20 miles away who seemed eager to join us and could travel to us initially we spoke on here then on kik, the night came and he was messaging up until he said he was close by but that he'd have forgotten condoms, we explained that we have a variety already but there are shops still open and nearby. He appeared as within a mile, but never turned up, and then blocked us on fab!

Wench

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By *nceinawhileCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

Unfortunately we've had a few no shows but one that sticks in mind is he fell asleep but funny how he got a verification for the same evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met this guy which I thought was nice looking according to his pic and conversation. As I was setting off to meet him for the first time I don't know what made me ask for another pic and he looked nothing like his original pic. I told him straight that I'm disappointed in him and blocked him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrange a meet with a woman at 8 been messaging and spoke to her hours before she said she’ll text me the house number before I set off, all ready to leave and trying to get through to her ... After half an hour I suspected she might be a time waster so I just went to a bar and she texts back at midnight saying sorry she’d fell asleep lol then blocked me

Another time I’d been talking to a woman for ages every time one of us was free other would be busy finally we’re both free set up a meet at hers... I’m on my way there when she messages saying I can’t come she’s been locked in by her daughter who’s gone to her friends and she can’t find her set of keys.. so we set up another meet and she “falls asleep completely forgot” lol blocked her she makes another profile asking why I blocked her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you never had no shows then your very lucky finding right people. We have had nine no shows in total after organising times & places. One guy even left wife sitting in hotel bar after messaging the night before to confirm. She was not a happy chappie. Seems to be very common on here. We had to cancel once through no fault of our own & guy went off on one & was really shitty to wife. His loss as we could have rearranged if he had been understanding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh boy where do I start?

I've been ghosted/no showed more times than I care to remember. I like to think these days I'm fairly sure that someone will show when they say they will.

I've had a few make the old family members ill excuse to then see they met someone else.

The worst one was a guy who claims to be a security guy in Plymouth. He chats a little normally very late at night, arranges to meet the next morning then shuts his profile off. The first time we arranged to meet I ended up sitting in a freezing cold pub waiting for 2 hours waiting for him. I called him over and over left several messages on voicemail and he never got in contact with me. I don't drive so I had to get the bus back over an hour. He got in touch months later saying he forgot. He then arranged to pick me up but ghosted me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and another guy I was arranging to meet claimed his car broke down on way back from London. He claimed to be at such and such a hotel but when I asked him to prove it he refused to send me a photo claiming the hotel WiFi didn't work! All this fell apart when I said he was online here on his mobile and it showed his location to be 30 miles from me as it had been all the time we had talked in Devon!

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By *ubbermaidbabyCouple
over a year ago

clwyd

"Went to the wrong station.

Wife had her car driven into at work.

Car broken down.

Funniest one was had a better offer"

We had that one, then best bit was a few days later cheeky sod had the balls to ask for another meet, apparently the meet he blew us out for stood him up!! We cried with laughter, priceless!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Went to the wrong station.

Wife had her car driven into at work.

Car broken down.

Funniest one was had a better offer

We had that one, then best bit was a few days later cheeky sod had the balls to ask for another meet, apparently the meet he blew us out for stood him up!! We cried with laughter, priceless!!"

I'm a firm believer in karma lol.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Over 6 years I've had,

Two grandmother's die..

I had a car accident x 2

My gf came home early (Led to you have a gf?)

Pure no shows/radio silence x 4 (once a no show always a no show)

Hour later after pissing me about texting saying its "too late now" "

Why someone would not turn up to a meet with you is beyond my comprehension...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to the wrong station.

Wife had her car driven into at work.

Car broken down.

Funniest one was had a better offer

We had that one, then best bit was a few days later cheeky sod had the balls to ask for another meet, apparently the meet he blew us out for stood him up!! We cried with laughter, priceless!!

I'm a firm believer in karma lol. "

Oh me too!!

Sometimes little fibs turn round and bit you on the botty

Sappy is amused when this happens

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

To address the balance I once cancelled a meet due to a DIY plumbing emergency. I had to call a Plummer out and was waiting for him.

The second one I was on my way to massage a couple a fair distance away in Cheshire. I felt ill on the way and had to stop off. I did ring them to say I was going to be late. Glad I got there as it was the best massage meet I’ve had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be nice to get an excuse...instead of just stood up!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Went to the wrong station.

Wife had her car driven into at work.

Car broken down.

Funniest one was had a better offer

We had that one, then best bit was a few days later cheeky sod had the balls to ask for another meet, apparently the meet he blew us out for stood him up!! We cried with laughter, priceless!!

I'm a firm believer in karma lol.

Oh me too!!

Sometimes little fibs turn round and bit you on the botty

Sappy is amused when this happens

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By *utton SimonMan
over a year ago

Sutton

Could not find my flats on sat nav, when in the same road.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A guy lost his phone once so couldn't contact me to let me know he couldn't make it ~ even though I'd told him what hotel I was staying at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll meet you outside Er I’m getting petrol 15 mins away. I’ve broken down waiting for the AA.

All same excuse. Hmmm?

What’s the chances

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Just as I was about to leave for the meet at 7pm...

'Sorry my ex hasn't turned up to collect the kid. It's really unlike her. Can we delay an hour?'

Half an hour later...

'Think it best we rearrange as I still haven't heard from her.'

10pm same night...

'Can I come round? I'll bring coffee'

Fuck right off mate!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh this one turned up alright then after 10 minutes said he was going to get his fags from the car. Yep, he drove off.

Another one dropped me off outside the pub, said he was going to find a parking space then yep you guessed it - he drove off

Am I that bad!!

said he was going to get his fags from the car. Yep, he drove off.we had that one a few years ago when we first started,left us standing there watching him drive away thinking wtf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im goin on holiday tmrw have to pack. Erm didnt you no you had a holiday booked

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Never been stood up/cancelled on. I did have to cancel a meet because my train hit a bull and was stationary for two hours though. That was fun to explain.

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By *rebs001Man
over a year ago

Widnes

been told on their way........just never turned up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never been stood up/cancelled on. I did have to cancel a meet because my train hit a bull and was stationary for two hours though. That was fun to explain.

Is this a cock & bull story

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By *rebs001Man
over a year ago

Widnes

"Never been stood up/cancelled on. I did have to cancel a meet because my train hit a bull and was stationary for two hours though. That was fun to explain.

Is this a cock & bull story

lmfao

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"a guy cancelled as he was in the military and got called up for a secret mission!"

Stay away from that sounds like my ex....nasty person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in spain. Met a COUPLE from here after they sent us pictures.

Trouble was the had aged by 35 years .

Plus went to meet another couple but the lady couldn't make it as she had died

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