FabSwingers.com forum: My Tattoos tell a story

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've lost count on the amount of ladies profiles who suggest in their profiles that tattoos are encouraged and intact a massive turn on.

Which begs me to the question, does it matter what tattoo it is?

63Year old Reg and Stuart were sat in my local spoons with some really rubbish ones that look like they've been done with a biro, but yet they are usually drowning in pussy at the end of the night.

But the local homeless man Roger has a big swastika tattooed on his forehead and he doesn't seem to get many women but I'm not sure if that's the reason or if it's the fact he has food in his beard?

Any way im just rambling because no ladies ever seem bothered about my love and hate knuckle tattoos or the names of the 3 lasses on my arse I shagged in magaluf in 2008.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of food does Roger have in his beard? - Asking for a (hungry) friend..."

Looks like curry but smells like dog shit so I'm not really sure