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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi ladies, 6ft 2 handsome man, built like a brick shit house. Biceps the size of pythons, massive cock. Generous lover and rich... I'm sure would be an ideal meet for you..

However he's not here so if you'll settle for a steady 5/10 with a dad bod and an Austin powers chest that can make you laugh then slide into my DMs and let me show you the best 3 minutes of your... Well.... Last 4 minutes...

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By *js2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

That was fucking amazing if I was a lass I'd shag u just for your sense of humor

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"That was fucking amazing if I was a lass I'd shag u just for your sense of humor "

He might be bi....you never know your luck,

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By *handraWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm. I’m all of those.... well, it’s in the eye of the beholder I guess...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha love it... that's what the site is lacking recently, people with a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha love it... that's what the site is lacking recently, people with a sense of humour "

Didn't bloody work though....

My inbox is emptier than a strippers nutsack the night after a hen do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha , well its not a total fail, I'm laughing away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi ladies, 6ft 2 handsome man, built like a brick shit house. Biceps the size of pythons, massive cock. Generous lover and rich... I'm sure would be an ideal meet for you..

However he's not here so if you'll settle for a steady 5/10 with a dad bod and an Austin powers chest that can make you laugh then slide into my DMs and let me show you the best 3 minutes of your... Well.... Last 4 minutes...

"

For the sheer humour value alone you deserve a very long sloppy blowjob ......mail me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi ladies, 6ft 2 handsome man, built like a brick shit house. Biceps the size of pythons, massive cock. Generous lover and rich... I'm sure would be an ideal meet for you..

However he's not here so if you'll settle for a steady 5/10 with a dad bod and an Austin powers chest that can make you laugh then slide into my DMs and let me show you the best 3 minutes of your... Well.... Last 4 minutes...

For the sheer humour value alone you deserve a very long sloppy blowjob ......mail me lol

"

Ha!! Brilliant not a complete fail after all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was worth the effort you get a great sexy suck lucky man

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Hi ladies, 6ft 2 handsome man, built like a brick shit house. Biceps the size of pythons, massive cock. Generous lover and rich... I'm sure would be an ideal meet for you..

However he's not here so if you'll settle for a steady 5/10 with a dad bod and an Austin powers chest that can make you laugh then slide into my DMs and let me show you the best 3 minutes of your... Well.... Last 4 minutes...

Still one of the funniest profiles I've read on here.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

so depressed now unicorn doesn't exist

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Brilliant! Great to read something with humour on here for a change. Good luck

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

I should sue u for copy rights

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Best profile ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best profile ever "

Ha! Thankyou! But unfortunately still no-one wants me!

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Haha. Brilliant

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Ha ha love it... that's what the site is lacking recently, people with a sense of humour "

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Lovely breath of fresh air so amusing good luck hun hope you have lots of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lovely breath of fresh air so amusing good luck hun hope you have lots of fun "

Thankyou! You too

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