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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

There's no one size fits all here.

Just don't be dickhead, use your dick to think, and be a good human and I'm sure you'll be fine. Also good conversation is a must, no small talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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Listen attentively, don’t be pushy or rude, be yourself, make good conversation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you invite her back to mines on the first meet what a question

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Can you invite her back to mines on the first meet what a question"

Establish before you meet if it's just a social or a social that might lead to more. If it's just a social be yourself, once you get home message to say you enjoyed yourself and ask if she would like to meet to play. If you don't want to take it further message to say you had a nice time but didn't feel a spark.

If it's a social possibly leading to play have a drink and a chat and ask her outright if she would like to take things further. Take a rejection calmly and politely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know that scene from the most recent "How to train your dragon" movie. Where Toothless does a dance to impress the female White dragon.

That's what I do.

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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Best just being yourself or test exploiting your alter ego.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"You know that scene from the most recent "How to train your dragon" movie. Where Toothless does a dance to impress the female White dragon.

That's what I do."

I don't know the movie but you did make me laugh

Does it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know that scene from the most recent "How to train your dragon" movie. Where Toothless does a dance to impress the female White dragon.

That's what I do.

I don't know the movie but you did make me laugh

Does it work?"

I actually did it on my latest (not fab) date - the girl had asked me back to her place for coffee, I felt a sudden rush of panic as the conversation flowed and there was awkward silence.

So I did the dance as she put coffee on. Thankfully she got the reference, didn't think I was weird and I made her laugh so hard that she was laughing for a good 3 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most women don’t need to be impressed! That’s where most men go wrong just be yourself a person should like you for who you are not what you got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most women don’t need to be impressed! That’s where most men go wrong just be yourself a person should like you for who you are not what you got "

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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Turn up in a Helicopter.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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Approach her like you see on the animal mating programmes where the male does a fancy dance usually ending with him baring his arse and then jumping on top of her for 15 seconds and then buggering off back to his male mates

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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You don't get your cock out within the first 10 mins!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

Listen attentively, don’t be pushy or rude, be yourself, make good conversation. "

Agree

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Can you invite her back to mines on the first meet what a question"

I wouldn't

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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Be yourself, it's no good trying to be somebody else. Do whatever you think you would like to do to make the correct impression.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Be genuine and honest, and don't forget to smile

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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Make sure the clay isn't too hard and use a gentle but firm pressure to get the best result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull your pockets inside out, unzip your trousers and tell her you are going to show her your elephant impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most women don’t need to be impressed! That’s where most men go wrong just be yourself a person should like you for who you are not what you got "

I can only be me

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By *onfidential74Man
over a year ago

Hucknall

Single females on here get a lot of mail, Don't bombard them with messages and keep your messages on the same thread, That way they might have more time to play rather than being a full time secretary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be yourself, talk about something you are passionate about. Ask them what they are passionate about and find a middle ground to laugh and talk about for hours. Social time is just spending hours and not realising the time spent, it helps in the future when, if you do have sexy time. You won't sit in silence afterwards being like "So if you was stuck on an island...."

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"You know that scene from the most recent "How to train your dragon" movie. Where Toothless does a dance to impress the female White dragon.

That's what I do."

If someone did that for me I'd drop my knickers in a shot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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Turn up, as agreed.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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Ok the way I did it was

Mixed with ladies from early age , mixed with a wide range of ladies until now , listened observed and interacted with them , learned and remembered

It's taken approx 15000 days to understand and you're 45 and dont know

Dude my advice is dont advertise this conundrum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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Tell her how you’d like to ruin her , smash her back doors in & faf then suggest she pays the bill

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

Tell her how you’d like to ruin her , smash her back doors in & faf then suggest she pays the bill "

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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I show her photos of naked black guys, and/or black guys having sex with lucky ladies. They always seem impressed.

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

Say check this out, and throw away the sky remote and compare yourself to a pringles can - it that doesn’t impress nothing will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't speak from experience, but I would think the best way would be. Be a gentleman, steer clear of talking about sex until she does (you both know it's the reason for the meet) but expecting, assuming and pushing for it, would, I'd think, be pretty off-putting.

Chat normally,but if you fancy her, undress her with your eyes, not your dialogue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't speak from experience, but I would think the best way would be. Be a gentleman, steer clear of talking about sex until she does (you both know it's the reason for the meet) but expecting, assuming and pushing for it, would, I'd think, be pretty off-putting.

Chat normally,but if you fancy her, undress her with your eyes, not your dialogue "

Smart arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't speak from experience, but I would think the best way would be. Be a gentleman, steer clear of talking about sex until she does (you both know it's the reason for the meet) but expecting, assuming and pushing for it, would, I'd think, be pretty off-putting.

Chat normally,but if you fancy her, undress her with your eyes, not your dialogue

Smart arse "

Haha. Well it's how I would behave. What's so smarty arsey about that lol. Not everyone on here is lacking in decency you know X

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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Tell her you will pay for everything women loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't look at her boobs when you talk to her. Face only. That's a good start.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Talk to them. They are either captivated and intrested in what I have to say or like who invited this guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a 12 inch cock made out of chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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don't try to impress be yourself.......... Less is more

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"You know that scene from the most recent "How to train your dragon" movie. Where Toothless does a dance to impress the female White dragon.

That's what I do."

I did that once.

Think I got the steps wrong though.

I didn't get a shag but it did rain for 7 days.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still hold that cartoon dragon impressions increase the chance of head by 50%. Which I think is pretty good.

As a previous poster mentioned, out some Attenborough on, make notes from the animal Kingdom.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Offer cake

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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No mention of a sky remote or can of Lynx as yet

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

East London

Make sure to breath heavy to assert dominance

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By *ilyWoman
over a year ago

Slough

Set yourself up in a hotel and send a message suggesting she joins you within the hour adding a room number and phone number goes the extra mile

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton

For me this how you impress me.

1) Read my profile

2) Think yes I can create a decent message as there is information in the profile to do that.

Ok so we now have something to go on..

Now this is the hard bit, how the hell do you get phone number and meet.

Ahhhh suggest the Costa Coffee meet, so that there is no chance of a meet, and if she wants you she will be gagging for it if you have clicked mentally....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Set yourself up in a hotel and send a message suggesting she joins you within the hour adding a room number and phone number goes the extra mile "

And keep lube and porn cds so if she cannot join you will have plenty of times to watch porn and use lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toblerone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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Be yourself it either works or it don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning up already puts you ahead of the curve..

Probably best not to try and impress on your first meet. I wouldn't even worry about it.. they may not turn up.

If they do, just be yourself and save the impressing for later.

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Be yourself, always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need impressing, just want a laugh ... be yourself!

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Be yourself, always "

Well then, that’s me fucked.....or not as the case may be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You slap your dick on a table in a bar and say rate that

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Contrary to popular belief it only takes 3½ inches to impress a woman.

And it doesn't matter if it's Visa or MasterCard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Contrary to popular belief it only takes 3½ inches to impress a woman.

And it doesn't matter if it's Visa or MasterCard."
But American express omg

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Bring snacks..

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

I think Access must have missed a trick in their advertising all those years ago ...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Helicopter.

Not the flying kind......

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

Approach her like you see on the animal mating programmes where the male does a fancy dance usually ending with him baring his arse and then jumping on top of her for 15 seconds and then buggering off back to his male mates "

LOL moment from me. I should test this out this evening in the Fox and Hound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be a normal human being and not a complete weirdo.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Behave how you normally do, or not if applicable lol.

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

Be yourself, either she likes you for who you are or she does not.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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Be yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk candidly and don't be a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop your keks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no one size fits all here.

Just don't be dickhead, use your dick to think, and be a good human and I'm sure you'll be fine. Also good conversation is a must, no small talk. "

This ^

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I've never had a date with a woman so I'm of no use at all on this topic ...(why did I even post this lol)

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By *ekyllnHideCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Be charming, not cheesy!! Be polite, not a prick! Make her laugh and make her feel like she’s the only woman in the room.....you will be half way there!!

Oh and don’t be arrogant!! Nothing worse than a guy who thinks they are better than everyone else....

Mrs G.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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Bring cake?

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

Bring cake?"

Ssshhhh!! don’t let everyone know! That’s my secret tactic. Once word gets out they’ll all be doing it.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

He knows what to do. He just wants to be popular on the forums.

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

you a huge cock, if you don't have one the local farmer might loan you his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with some of the earlier comments. Turn up wearing bright feathers and start shimmying!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

There’s a massive list of things not to do but at your age, you should know them by now.

Establish what the first meet is for; social only, social with possible play or straight to play and then adjust expectations as required.

Think how you would like someone to treat a loved family member of yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try not to dry hump her leg..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up naked and bring a beer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another favourite is asking her to pull my finger and when she does fart really loud

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

God only knows !

What makes her fanny flutter one day could get you slapped in the face the following day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you impress her on the first social meet?

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With a pic of a hairy belly button

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