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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello anyone who is reading this hope your having a nice day. Currently writing this in 29 degrees Celsius heat and with betty swollocks but hoping I can get some help if need me. Would anyone care to perhaps look over my profile and tell me if I can make any improvements as such or if there is anything I can work on that isn’t quite up to it on my profile? Come back here after a couple of months break hiking in the Himalayas and they haven’t found out about 4g yet so here’s hoping hope to get some help and if you made it this far thanks for reading

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Are you just a penis? Because if so, you're doing a great job.

If you are in fact a human who is more than a penis then maybe get rid of all the dick pics (we know what one looks like)

Also you're text is bland. Show some personality.

There's also 3 links on my profile. Go have a read. Or read the 1000s of other Help me threads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you just a penis? Because if so, you're doing a great job.

If you are in fact a human who is more than a penis then maybe get rid of all the dick pics (we know what one looks like)

Also you're text is bland. Show some personality.

There's also 3 links on my profile. Go have a read. Or read the 1000s of other Help me threads. "
just trying to get my Halloween costume to be convincing, got to be more of a method actor if I’m going for it this year I’ll work on my text, B in English should help with that one to be honest. Thanks for the links on your profile as well I’ll have a look at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you just a penis? Because if so, you're doing a great job.

If you are in fact a human who is more than a penis then maybe get rid of all the dick pics (we know what one looks like)

Also you're text is bland. Show some personality.

There's also 3 links on my profile. Go have a read. Or read the 1000s of other Help me threads. "

Would you tell me what I could do better on mine please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you just a penis? Because if so, you're doing a great job.

If you are in fact a human who is more than a penis then maybe get rid of all the dick pics (we know what one looks like)

Also you're text is bland. Show some personality.

There's also 3 links on my profile. Go have a read. Or read the 1000s of other Help me threads.

Would you tell me what I could do better on mine please x"
ay ay ay ay pipe down geeza I don’t think she’s a miracle worker only kidding. Her links that she has on her profile seem good though I’d recommend looking at them

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Are you just a penis? Because if so, you're doing a great job.

If you are in fact a human who is more than a penis then maybe get rid of all the dick pics (we know what one looks like)

Also you're text is bland. Show some personality.

There's also 3 links on my profile. Go have a read. Or read the 1000s of other Help me threads.

Would you tell me what I could do better on mine please x"

Make your own thread. Bit rude to jump in others.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


" Hello anyone who is reading this hope your having a nice day. Currently writing this in 29 degrees Celsius heat and with betty swollocks but hoping I can get some help if need me. Would anyone care to perhaps look over my profile and tell me if I can make any improvements as such or if there is anything I can work on that isn’t quite up to it on my profile? Come back here after a couple of months break hiking in the Himalayas and they haven’t found out about 4g yet so here’s hoping hope to get some help and if you made it this far thanks for reading "

If I recieve a message with a cock profile pic I delete without opening. Important question as pointed out above...I'd there a person on the end of your cock? Maybe 1 or 2 if you must and save the rest for private. I wanna see the I'm talking to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Hello anyone who is reading this hope your having a nice day. Currently writing this in 29 degrees Celsius heat and with betty swollocks but hoping I can get some help if need me. Would anyone care to perhaps look over my profile and tell me if I can make any improvements as such or if there is anything I can work on that isn’t quite up to it on my profile? Come back here after a couple of months break hiking in the Himalayas and they haven’t found out about 4g yet so here’s hoping hope to get some help and if you made it this far thanks for reading

If I recieve a message with a cock profile pic I delete without opening. Important question as pointed out above...I'd there a person on the end of your cock? Maybe 1 or 2 if you must and save the rest for private. I wanna see the I'm talking to."
thanks. Would you say a chest pic would be appropriate instead of the obvious?

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


" Hello anyone who is reading this hope your having a nice day. Currently writing this in 29 degrees Celsius heat and with betty swollocks but hoping I can get some help if need me. Would anyone care to perhaps look over my profile and tell me if I can make any improvements as such or if there is anything I can work on that isn’t quite up to it on my profile? Come back here after a couple of months break hiking in the Himalayas and they haven’t found out about 4g yet so here’s hoping hope to get some help and if you made it this far thanks for reading

If I recieve a message with a cock profile pic I delete without opening. Important question as pointed out above...I'd there a person on the end of your cock? Maybe 1 or 2 if you must and save the rest for private. I wanna see the I'm talking to. thanks. Would you say a chest pic would be appropriate instead of the obvious?"

Would be my preference

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Hello anyone who is reading this hope your having a nice day. Currently writing this in 29 degrees Celsius heat and with betty swollocks but hoping I can get some help if need me. Would anyone care to perhaps look over my profile and tell me if I can make any improvements as such or if there is anything I can work on that isn’t quite up to it on my profile? Come back here after a couple of months break hiking in the Himalayas and they haven’t found out about 4g yet so here’s hoping hope to get some help and if you made it this far thanks for reading

If I recieve a message with a cock profile pic I delete without opening. Important question as pointed out above...I'd there a person on the end of your cock? Maybe 1 or 2 if you must and save the rest for private. I wanna see the I'm talking to. thanks. Would you say a chest pic would be appropriate instead of the obvious?

Would be my preference "
is the manliness on display now(if it’s changed) more appropriate than the literal manliness in display before? Think I’ve done a decent job like hahah. Hardly a lumberjack chest but hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally too many cock pics on show. Believe it or not.. alot of women like to leave something to the imagination.

We get cock blind on here..

Some ignore/delete messages if a bio is full or cock pics or display pic is one (yes yours has changed)

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change the your...to you're. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change the your...to you're. Lol"
see I’ve failed not just myself on that one but my English teachers. Sorry! Not gonna lie was relying on autocorrect on that one. Let that be a lesson to us all I guess haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you just a penis? Because if so, you're doing a great job.

If you are in fact a human who is more than a penis then maybe get rid of all the dick pics (we know what one looks like)

Also you're text is bland. Show some personality.

There's also 3 links on my profile. Go have a read. Or read the 1000s of other Help me threads.

Would you tell me what I could do better on mine please x"

Your reference to drugs in your profile will put a lot of people off.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


" Hello anyone who is reading this hope your having a nice day. Currently writing this in 29 degrees Celsius heat and with betty swollocks but hoping I can get some help if need me. Would anyone care to perhaps look over my profile and tell me if I can make any improvements as such or if there is anything I can work on that isn’t quite up to it on my profile? Come back here after a couple of months break hiking in the Himalayas and they haven’t found out about 4g yet so here’s hoping hope to get some help and if you made it this far thanks for reading

If I recieve a message with a cock profile pic I delete without opening. Important question as pointed out above...I'd there a person on the end of your cock? Maybe 1 or 2 if you must and save the rest for private. I wanna see the I'm talking to. thanks. Would you say a chest pic would be appropriate instead of the obvious?"

The obvious?!

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

If THAT jumps at me when I click Public Photos, I block.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

Just get ride of all the cock pics. There’s literally no point to having them there.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

Also your piece about “back door surprises” where did you get that? Jim Davidson’s book of crap jokes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also your piece about “back door surprises” where did you get that? Jim Davidson’s book of crap jokes? "
ay you can take the piss out of me all you like, but don’t be dragging Jim into this

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By *heSassyOneWoman
over a year ago

SE Michigan

I would take out part up ass play. That does not to be in there. Tell us how you would please, it’s about the others pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to put some ooooomph into your profile, the British are a nation of people who talk about the negatives, tell them something positive put some personality into your write up also pics are needed varied pics maybe your body or suit or shorts, I imagine though your age will also be a factor but you accom that's a definite plus good luck anyways

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

What do people repeatibly ask? Take that, and work it into your profile.

Age and no face pic would put me off

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By *ndyman82Man
over a year ago

West London.

Hi All, im relativerly new on here. Ive not long come out of a very long term relationship and am looking to have some fun and enjoy my life. Its hard to make conversation with females, couples ETC on here due to my lack of verifications ETC. Any tips or advice would be great and very much appreciated.

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