FabSwingers.com forum: Best chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the funniest opening line you’ve had? I’m interested to see if people use humor like me or just go straight in

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman
over a year ago

Near Bourne

I'm not sure about the best but the one that sticks in my mind said " I'd love to tongue punch your fart box"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a parking ticket??

Because you have fine written all over you!!

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

Would you like to come to a party , her reply who,s going,

Me and you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still think you can't beat " does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to come to a party , her reply who,s going,

Me and you

The old bill hicks version of this one is the best.

'Wanna go to a party? There will be drinkin fightin and fuckin?'

'Whos going?'

'Jus you an me....'

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

I don't use chat up lines. I just sit and lick my eyebrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs, what time do they open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me- weren't your mum and dad burglars?

her- no , what makes you think that?

( me) I was wondering who stole the stars out of the sky and put them in yours eyes as diamonds

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By *atelot24Man
over a year ago

weoley castle/plympton

How about:

Me: are you wearing tights?

Her: yes, why?

Me: just working out if that's a ladder or a stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

used on me

I love your outfit, it would look great on my bedroom floor

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

I'm no fred flintstone but I'll make your bedrock.

Is that your star wars knickers your wearing because your ass is out of this world.

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By *herazor78Man
over a year ago

redditch

My name is Pinocchio, sit on my face and I will tell you a lie.

Or do you like jewellery? Suck mine its a gem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ello darlin ow yo dough-in

it works for joey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy said to Vamp at a club....

“As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit”...

Funnily enough, it worked for him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat's died..can i play with your pussy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat's died..can i play with your pussy??"
lol omg did it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat's died..can i play with your pussy??lol omg did it work? "

Unsurprisingly no!!

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By *earded_kent_GentMan
over a year ago

ashford

‘Hand mobile phone to female’

& say...

Here call who you need to and let them know you won’t be home tonight.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you dont sweat much for a fat bitch xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One what a friend of mine used to use is he would beckon a lady over with his finger and if she came over he would say “I made you cum with one finger so imagine what I could do the the rest of my hand” bit cheesy I know but it did work sometimes lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you dont sweat much for a fat bitch xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat's died..can i play with your pussy??lol omg did it work?

Unsurprisingly no!!"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you dont sweat much for a fat bitch xx"

Had something similar at a club one evening...

“Hey, she is probably desperate, being that fat. We will help her out”...

Surprisingly, it did not work....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you own a chicken farm?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I wasn’t drinking anything when i read that, could have been messy ??

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By *innieMickyXXCouple
over a year ago

oldbury

Me..hi r u from America??

Them... no sorry why??

Me.. sorry I thought u were from Tennessee... cause ur the only 10 I see!!

Bad we know but makes u laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What travels through the air at a 100 mph and wobbles

A jellycopter

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