FabSwingers.com forum: Cringe profile.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I keep reading posts in the forum about guys wanting tips on their profile and did think it was compliment fishing.

That said throwing caution to the wind,

Good and bad I would like yous guys opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to get women to write my profiles for me..

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By *aughty But Nice TwiceWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

"I keep reading posts in the forum about guys wanting tips on their profile and did think it was compliment fishing.

That said throwing caution to the wind,

Good and bad I would like yous guys opinion. "

So you have read the posts? But want profile advice??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go

Stay strong OP

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Needs pics, not dick pics.

Needs padding out, looks like you are not bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's bugger all to it.

One friend only pic - may aswell have no pics at all if that's the case as when your using a phone your profile.pic is so small I can barely see it anyway.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I hope they're not compliment fishing, it rarely turns out that way. As you'll no doubt find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a typical bloke I reckon, curious as to what could be change.

Probably to ignorant to actually do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a typical bloke I reckon, curious as to what could be change.

Probably to ignorant to actually do it. "

At least your honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like your on a stag doo and it’s all about the “bants”... maybe tailor it to why your here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brutal honesty is always best in situations like this.

I did have an alternate motive also... I have now popped my forum cherry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some time to my own detriment.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Brutal honesty is always best in situations like this.

I did have an alternate motive also... I have now popped my forum cherry. "

Welcome to the forum

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

One friend only photo, and your profile is shorter than a haiku.

What threads have you been reading?

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Brutal honesty is always best in situations like this.

I did have an alternate motive also... I have now popped my forum cherry. "

Congrats & welcome. Be sure to wear your big boy pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep reading posts in the forum about guys wanting tips on their profile and did think it was compliment fishing.

That said throwing caution to the wind,

Good and bad I would like yous guys opinion. "

Compliment fishing? More like a complete slating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brutal honesty is always best in situations like this.

I did have an alternate motive also... I have now popped my forum cherry. "
*ulterior motive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some time to my own detriment. "

Use Reply + quote and people will know who you are replying to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sum it up in one word...

Awful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Needs pics, not dick pics.

Needs padding out, looks like you are not bothered.

Jo"
I better get myself down the barbers ??

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

I fell asleep. What did I miss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brutal honesty is always best in situations like this.

I did have an alternate motive also... I have now popped my forum cherry. *ulterior motive"
haha my spelling of that was so bad even spell checker had no idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell asleep. What did I miss?"
nothing to loose sleep over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell asleep. What did I miss?"

Lamb to the slaughter in procession

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some time to my own detriment.

Use Reply + quote and people will know who you are replying to

"
. Thanks this is confusing me, granted it doesn’t take much.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

O.P. Your profile has EVERYTHING anyone needs.

Seriously , no joke or leg pull.

I like them short and too the point. What else is needed except your : Age. Location. Likes and Dislikes ?

That's all that SPARKS interest the rest follows e.g. Contact, Face pics, Conversation, Body pics / camming - meeting etc.

For me it doesn't matter how many body pics or face pics or dick picks there are ......

I NEVER made my mind up until i'd spoken to someone.

Looks aren't the whole deal and believe me most people here do NOT look like their pictures. The number of eyes, tits, noses, lips , cocks and open fanny shots ... mean and tell nothing.

Mine used to say very little...... but then

I'm female.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

O.P. Think about what YOU want to put on your profile and honestly .... IGNORE everyone else on the thread except me.

They don't LIVE by you. They don't want to MEET you and they really are telling you what THEY like to read and NOT what will get you a meet from someone you want to meet.

They are very naughty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brutal honesty is always best in situations like this.

I did have an alternate motive also... I have now popped my forum cherry. "

Welcome to the forum. I wrote my profile to put people off messaging me when I didn’t want to meet. The irony is it has been much more successful in attracting the kind of people I’d really like to meet than my original profile was. Kind of ironic really.

Get some good pics, think about how you want to convey yourself and put a bit of your personality and humour into the profile. Then try and create a Fab presence that matches your personality and desires. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"O.P. Your profile has EVERYTHING anyone needs.

Seriously , no joke or leg pull.

I like them short and too the point. What else is needed except your : Age. Location. Likes and Dislikes ?

That's all that SPARKS interest the rest follows e.g. Contact, Face pics, Conversation, Body pics / camming - meeting etc.

For me it doesn't matter how many body pics or face pics or dick picks there are ......

I NEVER made my mind up until i'd spoken to someone.

Looks aren't the whole deal and believe me most people here do NOT look like their pictures. The number of eyes, tits, noses, lips , cocks and open fanny shots ... mean and tell nothing.

Mine used to say very little...... but then

I'm female. "
thank you I always like getting credit for minimal effort haha. Most females used to say very little until they learn to speak ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I get forum notifications?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Burn.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

OP to an extent Granny Crumpet is right - it's your profile and you should have it however you like, there is no magic catch all formula that will work for everyone - that said as a single guy here you have to make yourself stand out and be appealing, and your profile is one way of doing that.

Try and get across some personality and make it unique to you, find the right balance between a dating profile and one looking for NSA sex, tell people a bit about you and what you're looking for, as well as what you think you can offer.

Get some decent pics that show off your body but not necessarily your cock

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I keep reading posts in the forum about guys wanting tips on their profile and did think it was compliment fishing.

That said throwing caution to the wind,

Good and bad I would like yous guys opinion.

So you have read the posts? But want profile advice?? "

Shots fired.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"O.P. Think about what YOU want to put on your profile and honestly .... IGNORE everyone else on the thread except me.

They don't LIVE by you. They don't want to MEET you and they really are telling you what THEY like to read and NOT what will get you a meet from someone you want to meet.

They are very naughty."
very good point. There is quite a bit I want to put on my profile but I’m still a little timid as fab would be just an extension to my ‘normal’ life not everyone understands and like half my post code is on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get forum notifications? "

Nope, the forum software is a bit antiquated so you aren’t tagged in forum threads and can’t get notifications of replies to your posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get forum notifications?

Nope, the forum software is a bit antiquated so you aren’t tagged in forum threads and can’t get notifications of replies to your posts"

I'm sure you can get email notifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually you're right no forum notifications

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Can I get forum notifications?

Nope, the forum software is a bit antiquated so you aren’t tagged in forum threads and can’t get notifications of replies to your posts"

Best you can do OP is monitor the "Recent Threads You Posted To" thing which appears at the top of the Forums page when you enter and look out for new replies to threads you have posted on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks everybody hope your Saturday is fab

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Just a typical bloke I reckon, curious as to what could be change.

Probably to ignorant to actually do it.

At least your honest

This is true. Fancy a scone?

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

"Just a typical bloke I reckon, curious as to what could be change.

Probably to ignorant to actually do it. "

In that case leave it as it is. It refects you accurately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep reading posts in the forum about guys wanting tips on their profile and did think it was compliment fishing.

That said throwing caution to the wind,

Good and bad I would like yous guys opinion. "

Your profile is absolutely awful.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I .... throwing caution to the wind,

Good and bad I would like yous guys opinion. "

Describing it as dull would be overstating its' merits.

Do better.

Apply yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention seeker. Stop being a twat and earn the attention you clearly want so very much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bland "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines rubbish but I try pit some effort in.

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