FabSwingers.com forum: Ask me anything

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's up fabbers, took a little advice on a thread yesterday and was told to jump in more forums so i thought what better way to get chatting with people than to give the opportunity to ask me anything and see what comes of it... so hit me up this could get interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the average wingspan of an African swollow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does donald duck only wears a shirt when walking around but puts a towel around waist when comes out of the shower

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Where's the weather going to be like tomorrow?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Where's the weather going to be like tomorrow?"

*what's. Stupid me.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Why does donald duck only wears a shirt when walking around but puts a towel around waist when comes out of the shower "

Damn that's better than my question.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

What colour are the walls in my house?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

He's fallen asleep hasn't he.

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By *plotgoblinsMan
over a year ago

heritage coast

Looks like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mainly cream

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

"Mainly cream"

Sad to say that's wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mainly cream

Sad to say that's wrong"
Mainly light grey!

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent

Do you wish you hadn't asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mainly cream

Sad to say that's wrong"

I dont need to know but would be good!

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

"What colour are the walls in my house?"

Now that all depends it they’re brick, concrete or plasterboard

but as to the colour of paint you have chosen that wasn’t the question you asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What colour are the walls in my house?"

They are the colour you painted them

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

"What colour are the walls in my house?

They are the colour you painted them "

Give this man an ice cream!

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

"What colour are the walls in my house?

Now that all depends it they’re brick, concrete or plasterboard

but as to the colour of paint you have chosen that wasn’t the question you asked

You get an ice cream too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What colour are the walls in my house?

They are the colour you painted them

Give this man an ice cream! "

Would rather a piercedqueen but hey the ice cream will do too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow took you lot a long time to come up with those very interesting questions, so long i fell asleep lol unfortunately theres work to do so I'll have to get back to you all later... gives me time to think of some equally interesting answers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What colour are the walls in my house?"

I'm more interested in the colour of your underwear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does donald duck only wears a shirt when walking around but puts a towel around waist when comes out of the shower "

Well he's gotta dry off hasn't he...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's the weather going to be like tomorrow?"

Depends where you are in the world

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

"What colour are the walls in my house?"

Who cares, averyone would look at you not the color of walls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the average wingspan of an African swollow?"

Unfortunately my name isn't David Attenborough but I'd love to know if you have the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

How do I spot my guinea pigs from weeing on my lawn and killing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lottery numbers plz, im skint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I spot my guinea pigs from weeing on my lawn and killing it?"

Don't let them on the lawn... simples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lottery numbers plz, im skint"

If o told you that I'd have to kill you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?"

If you look above i have already sai my name isn't David Attenborough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I spot my guinea pigs from weeing on my lawn and killing it?"
normally keep a close eye on them, that's how I would spot them!!??

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?"

African or European Swallow?

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

African or European Swallow?"

You don't need to be David Attenborough to answer that one, just know your Monty Python sketches.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

What's the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

"What's the difference between a dwarf and a midget?"

I'd guess that the difference is that one is medical term and the other is pejorative.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"What's the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

I'd guess that the difference is that one is medical term and the other is pejorative. "

Very little!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha easy Jay! Cool thread.

If I had seen it sooner would have got involved in the Q&A session. Wildlife and all sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

African or European Swallow?"

For a top notch, fully fit sparrow 65 km/h ..but if its a slightly aging sparrow, bit over the hill well then..maybe a bit less? Of course if its a Swallow being carried on a jumbo jet then....

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

What drink should I have while I relax in the garden in the sunshine?

Any topless butlers like to serve it to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What drink should I have while I relax in the garden in the sunshine?

Any topless butlers like to serve it to me?"

Never mind the drink, eat the fab lolly before it melts lol.

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By *am DavisMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I'm just round the corner, what would you like? ??

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By *ikingpairCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

OP how is Alfred?

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By *ngelfireWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

The answer is 42. But what is the question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The answer is 42. But what is the question?"

How old were you 2 years ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes up a chimney down but wont go down a chimney up ????

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Where did I put the tin-opener?

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"The answer is 42. But what is the question?"

What is the meaning of life, the universe & everything.

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

African or European Swallow?

For a top notch, fully fit sparrow 65 km/h ..but if its a slightly aging sparrow, bit over the hill well then..maybe a bit less? Of course if its a Swallow being carried on a jumbo jet then...."

I worry you’re mixing sparrows and swallows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where did I put the tin-opener? "

Wherever you left it last!

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

"What colour are the walls in my house?

I'm more interested in the colour of your underwear!"

I have every colour under the sun.

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