FabSwingers.com forum: What's wrong with my profile

By *aintance_guy OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Help and advice

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?

More and better pictures: show your body.

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By *aintance_guy OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?

More and better pictures: show your body. "

Sell myself never been a good sales man but pictures I can

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?

More and better pictures: show your body.

Sell myself never been a good sales man but pictures I can"

I'm afraid this is a tough gig for guys. You need to stand out and show why you're a good choice over the umpteen other blokes you're competing with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d bin your profile and start again, in addition to the above are you 31, 32 or 25?

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By *aintance_guy OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I’d bin your profile and start again, in addition to the above are you 31, 32 or 25?

Really am i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that answered the question..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?

More and better pictures: show your body. "

I agree

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By *on a MangerMan
over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?

More and better pictures: show your body.

Sell myself never been a good sales man but pictures I can"

I beg to differ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to decide how old you are for a start and decide what you want from this also what you can offer other people ...better pictures would help too.

Your profile doesnt say much about you ....not the worst we've seen but not great. Xx

Mrs xx

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By *aintance_guy OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?

More and better pictures: show your body.

Sell myself never been a good sales man but pictures I can

I beg to differ...

Hmmm thanks pal

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By *aintance_guy OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"You need to decide how old you are for a start and decide what you want from this also what you can offer other people ...better pictures would help too.

Your profile doesnt say much about you ....not the worst we've seen but not great. Xx

Mrs xx "

Thanks hun. Really don't get what's up with the age thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to decide how old you are for a start and decide what you want from this also what you can offer other people ...better pictures would help too.

Your profile doesnt say much about you ....not the worst we've seen but not great. Xx

Mrs xx

Thanks hun. Really don't get what's up with the age thing"

You've changed it in the written part

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Help and advice"

Your profile is already a perfect representation of you and alterations will give a false impression

I stand by my principle if you are not the soul architect of your own profile it is no longer your profile , it is a distorted perspective of you manipulated especially to appeal to most women, euk,

To my experience , the ladies I like do not like generic cliched polished profile s

If you wrote your profile , ladies viewing it are reading what you think

If the forum writes your profile , ladies are reading what the forum thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Help and advice

Your profile is already a perfect representation of you and alterations will give a false impression

I stand by my principle if you are not the soul architect of your own profile it is no longer your profile , it is a distorted perspective of you manipulated especially to appeal to most women, euk,

To my experience , the ladies I like do not like generic cliched polished profile s

If you wrote your profile , ladies viewing it are reading what you think

If the forum writes your profile , ladies are reading what the forum thinks "

I want to meet the person behind the profile, not a gaggle of forumites who assembled it in an advice thread.

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
over a year ago

market rasen

Don’t think animals are allowed in photos , your text needs re reading as there’s mistakes. You have one photo . Nothing is attracting others to message you or reply to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to decide how old you are for a start and decide what you want from this also what you can offer other people ...better pictures would help too.

Your profile doesnt say much about you ....not the worst we've seen but not great. Xx

Mrs xx

Thanks hun. Really don't get what's up with the age thing"

You've changed it now

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Being a smoker will put off some, although

up for being honest.

Only one picture in a mirror at distance, not good. As your competition will have several, in different poses and showing off their bodies (and some guys on here are ripped).

Absolutely nothing in your profile that would make someone go 'he appears to be interesting' you really need to sex it up to get anywhere.

It also appears you're looking for more than just an encounter for fun as you're looking for a regular meeting, are you looking for a relationship? If you are, make it more clearer.

It's difficult writing a great or even good Profile, look at other guys and their profiles, you should always be honest but try and improve it, think of some killer line or amusing witticisms.

Good luck OP

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By *on a MangerMan
over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?

More and better pictures: show your body.

Sell myself never been a good sales man but pictures I can

I beg to differ...

Hmmm thanks pal"

I did mean your ability to take a good photo needs work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No public photos most probs the reason

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By *aintance_guy OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"You need to decide how old you are for a start and decide what you want from this also what you can offer other people ...better pictures would help too.

Your profile doesnt say much about you ....not the worst we've seen but not great. Xx

Mrs xx

Thanks hun. Really don't get what's up with the age thing

You've changed it in the written part

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Yeah I found it. Next try to update the lot

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By *aintance_guy OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Help and advice

Your profile is already a perfect representation of you and alterations will give a false impression

I stand by my principle if you are not the soul architect of your own profile it is no longer your profile , it is a distorted perspective of you manipulated especially to appeal to most women, euk,

To my experience , the ladies I like do not like generic cliched polished profile s

If you wrote your profile , ladies viewing it are reading what you think

If the forum writes your profile , ladies are reading what the forum thinks "

And I really like your answer sir thank you

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By *aintance_guy OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?

More and better pictures: show your body.

Sell myself never been a good sales man but pictures I can

I beg to differ...

Hmmm thanks pal

I did mean your ability to take a good photo needs work

Any better

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Not really up beat or lively

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By *otwife for useCouple
over a year ago

manchester

It’s shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s shite "

Don't sugar coat it or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck is that 1 picture you have.

Better pics needed, profile text is very lacking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s shite

Don't sugar coat it or anything

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Christ, what is your pic all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?

More and better pictures: show your body.

Sell myself never been a good sales man but pictures I can

I beg to differ...

Hmmm thanks pal

I did mean your ability to take a good photo needs work

Any better"

Oh you're the washing machine guy! Brilliant. Be you.

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By *otwife for useCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"It’s shite

Don't sugar coat it or anything

I’m not rude I just say out loud what everyone else is thinking

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Help and advice"

You're male. That's usually enough to wind up a high percentage of the peeps on here.

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By *otleyMan
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

Maybe ditch the photograph which looks like you have been killed by a washing machine. Odd photo choice imo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe ditch the photograph which looks like you have been killed by a washing machine. Odd photo choice imo."

LOL...... love this reply

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By *aintance_guy OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Maybe ditch the photograph which looks like you have been killed by a washing machine. Odd photo choice imo.

LOL...... love this reply

Giving the customer what they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?

More and better pictures: show your body. "

Yes.

A picture paints a thousand words and not just dick pics.

Physique and face are important too.

Learn from your veris and think about what prev partners have said about you and your talents and include that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd slap the guy that took advantage of you in that unfortunate position you found yourself in and decided to pull your trousers and pants down and take a pic instead of helping lift the killer washing machine off you!

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By *aintance_guy OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I'd slap the guy that took advantage of you in that unfortunate position you found yourself in and decided to pull your trousers and pants down and take a pic instead of helping lift the killer washing machine off you!"

Guy????

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By *layPrincessDaddyBearCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

"Maybe ditch the photograph which looks like you have been killed by a washing machine. Odd photo choice imo."

Omg I'm dead, I can't stop laughing haha

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan

It needs work. Ditch the washing machine photo. It's looks like you've been run over by the damn thing.

It says you're a quiet lad.... Bla Bla.... But when you get going you're quiet

You mean quite

In all honesty if I were you I'd just go out on a weekend and try and find a nice lady on a night out, swap numbers and date her

IMHO

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"Op

It needs work. Ditch the washing machine photo. It's looks like you've been run over by the damn thing.

It says you're a quiet lad.... Bla Bla.... But when you get going you're quiet

You mean quite

In all honesty if I were you I'd just go out on a weekend and try and find a nice lady on a night out, swap numbers and date her

IMHO "

Quiet = calm

Quite = very

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Don’t think animals are allowed in photos "

Scared to look now

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The washing machine pic is weird

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By *irtySekretsCouple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

Going to be brutal here.

Nothing on your Profile is remotely sexy or attractive. Your current Profile with poor grammar and spelling makes you an also ran.

The photo with the Washing Machine is a WTF Moment??????

Sorry. But just needed to be honest x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just show lots of pictures of your cock. Never works.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Your not Bi with a BBC who likes pegging and can’t accommodate. Basically your fucked on here mate.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Well you will need some more better pictures and write more about yourself Op for example what you are looking for and what you can offer. Also OP definitely keep the washing machine picture as it's a conversation starter clearly as evidence from this thread.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Look at other single male profiles to see what makes them successful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The photo of you under the washing machine looks like you've been murdered there and then someone pulled your pants down!

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

my point proven a conversation starter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That washing machine pic is bizarre mate lol. People already said most of what I was going to say anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jheeeze you guys are Savage tonight..

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

"my point proven a conversation starter"

Yeh that it's very very strange. That's not necessarily a good thing.

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By *aughty But Nice TwiceWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

No changes... I'm not even going to bother trying to help if nothing changes especially the pic of washing machine makes you look weird x

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By *aturelady69Woman
over a year ago

no mans land ...

cheered me up reading all the previous replies and then i had to look at the washing machine pic , dont ya just love fab at times lol

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Going to be brutal here.

Nothing on your Profile is remotely sexy or attractive. Your current Profile with poor grammar and spelling makes you an also ran.

The photo with the Washing Machine is a WTF Moment??????

Sorry. But just needed to be honest x"

That’s right, you are just being honest.

Most people who insist on being “brutally honest” enjoy the brutality more than the honesty.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why do you want someone with a higher sex drive than you ?

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Op...I think you might be on to something here as the maintenance guy..despite others not liking the washing machine pic, i think its perfect for role play.You should add a few more (under a car) fixing the lights,under kitchen sink etc some naked with just a plunger/screwdriver etc...It will appeal to some and it will be you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minus your trouser etc sure you are talented guy and hope you fixed the washing machine.Mines broke today and was gonna call out engineer but seeing your pic thought better of it and decided to repair it myself !

Kidding pal class pic gave me a laugh and sure the ladies will love draws attention to you which means you don’t take yourself serious and ladies will love

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Nice to see you survived that brutal attack by a rogue washing machine OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op...I think you might be on to something here as the maintenance guy..despite others not liking the washing machine pic, i think its perfect for role play.You should add a few more (under a car) fixing the lights,under kitchen sink etc some naked with just a plunger/screwdriver etc...It will appeal to some and it will be you! "

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Minus your trouser etc sure you are talented guy and hope you fixed the washing machine.Mines broke today and was gonna call out engineer but seeing your pic thought better of it and decided to repair it myself !

Kidding pal class pic gave me a laugh and sure the ladies will love draws attention to you which means you don’t take yourself serious and ladies will love "

This lady does, I prefer a guy whose profile shows a sense of humour. The person who said about you posing with tools and doing repairs etc is definately on to something. It's a great idea and will at least make for a profile that's stands out from a lot of others. Good luck. X

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

"Help and advice"
. Had a quick look at your profile like me you are a single guy ( although you are a lot younger than me ) that can’t accommodate which makes it a bit tricky as some ladies and couples think you have a wife or partner at home and are cheating no matter how genuine your reasons are.My way was to attend socials and I am a member of a club.My advice to you would be to go to social events and I see you are in Essex there is a club in Clacton and a club in Colchester perhaps try them out.

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

I like the washing machine picture, it goes with his username and it's funny at the same time as showing he has a nice cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats wrong with mine i wonder

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I like the washing machine pic. I’m more troubled by the pink striped bedding

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

"I like the washing machine pic. I’m more troubled by the pink striped bedding

Yes, that is more of an issue for me too, are we soft furnishing snobs?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

It looks like there is a plastic sheet over the bedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats wrong with mine i wonder"

Have you called the washing machine repair man?

P'raps OP can help you?

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"It looks like there is a plastic sheet over the bedding"

Indicates water sports ...any soiled bedding can go str8 into the washing machine...

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I like the washing machine pic. I’m more troubled by the pink striped bedding

Yes, that is more of an issue for me too, are we soft furnishing snobs? "

Haha oh I definitely am! It’s make or break for me

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

A better question is what's right with it? Your profile talks about what you WANT and nothing about what you have to OFFER. There's no humour, nothing to show you present yourself well, no indication of respecting the people you are trying to attract, and the photo of the kitchen murder scene photo is alarming (but brownie points for being different).

There are thousands of men in your position chasing tens of women on here. They hold all the cards. You hold none. What have you put in your profile that will make people think you are somebody that THEY would feel good about meeting? You are not a charity case. People are not going to read your profile and say "He wants xyz so I'd better go and give it to him".

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