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By *reenEyedFella OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

So I’ve not been on this long, and I’m wandering how the best way to go about this is?

How do I catch the eye of women/couples/suitors?

Any help and advice is greatly appreciated

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Don't be a dick....simple as that really

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe make your graphic action shots private ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really "
Emasculation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe make your graphic action shots private ?"
Preference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?"

How did you get that word from that sentence?

Seriously?!

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really "

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By *reenEyedFella OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"Maybe make your graphic action shots private ?"

Hmmm from what I’ve gathered the more intimate shots are a good thing. I could be wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some of the best advise is don't be a dick and take no for an anwser x

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By *reenEyedFella OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really "

I’m not, and it hasn’t worked so far ahaha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

Seriously?!"

Surprised I wasn't accused of missandry to be fair lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really

I’m not, and it hasn’t worked so far ahaha"

What have you been doing so far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

Seriously?!"
Well he plans to use it so why should the first thing said here be negative about it. I don't think she's just advising him in the name calling sense...I could be wrong...but I don't think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe make your graphic action shots private ?

Hmmm from what I’ve gathered the more intimate shots are a good thing. I could be wrong

Where have you gathered that from?

Im genuinely interested as to why guys think women they are trying to get into bed, want to see pics of other women's cunts?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Maybe make your graphic action shots private ?

Hmmm from what I’ve gathered the more intimate shots are a good thing. I could be wrong

Where have you gathered that from?

Im genuinely interested as to why guys think women they are trying to get into bed, want to see pics of other women's cunts? "

It’s to prove they’re not a virgin

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By *reenEyedFella OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

General looking around at women and couples in my area, the odd message to see if I fit the bill. Normally I get no reply ahaha. I do however get messages from parties I’m not interested in so I know I’m not UNattractive as such

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

Seriously?!Well he plans to use it so why should the first thing said here be negative about it. I don't think she's just advising him in the name calling sense...I could be wrong...but I don't think so."

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

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By *reenEyedFella OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

Some women and couples enjoy that sort of thing. Also helps to show that you’ve been there and done that before and you’re a real person. Any Tom, Dick or Harry can post just cock shots over and over again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women and couples enjoy that sort of thing. Also helps to show that you’ve been there and done that before and you’re a real person. Any Tom, Dick or Harry can post just cock shots over and over again"

Fair enough, you seem to have the answers, carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

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Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Use reply and quite so we know who you're replying to

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member."

Because that's the saying......everyone knows what it means. Youre just looking for an argument.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Had a quick look at your pics O.P. You are the one with the fanny ? Right ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Uhmmmmmm they are all the same fanny.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"So I’ve not been on this long, and I’m wandering how the best way to go about this is?

How do I catch the eye of women/couples/suitors?

Any help and advice is greatly appreciated

I think your profile is perfect.

I like them short. ( profiles that is )

Just make sure you contact women who want what you are offering x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Because that's the saying......everyone knows what it means. Youre just looking for an argument. "
No no argument, you can ultimately do as you please. Just genuinely challenging you, If I was to say to a woman don't be a pussy or cunt (about such and such) what do you think?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You're right, some do like it, but they're in a very small minority. As has already been said, when messaging just try not to be a dick, and I mean that in a totally non emasculating way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll have to add me as a friend to see my face pictures"...

Really?

No. I would ask you to send me one in a private message if I wanted to see it.

I don't become friends on fab just to see or show private gallery.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Because that's the saying......everyone knows what it means. Youre just looking for an argument. No no argument, you can ultimately do as you please. Just genuinely challenging you, If I was to say to a woman don't be a pussy or cunt (about such and such) what do you think? "

Depends. In what situation are you saying it, with what intent?

I could have said don't be a twat. Same thing.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Evie that's rude.... but funny

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

You're right, some do like it, but they're in a very small minority. As has already been said, when messaging just try not to be a dick, and I mean that in a totally non emasculating way. "

You're not allowed to say the D word. It's emasculating

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You're right, some do like it, but they're in a very small minority. As has already been said, when messaging just try not to be a dick, and I mean that in a totally non emasculating way.

You're not allowed to say the D word. It's emasculating

Dipstick ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Depends. In what situation are you saying it, with what intent?

I could have said don't be a twat. Same thing.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Personally, I like polite personal messages that refer to my profile. Graphic shots and genital shots do nothing for me. Friendliness and not being demanding are key.

Unfortunately I get way more attention than I can handle, so all of this is necessary, not sufficient. It's a hard slog.

Mileage may vary, but action shots are very firmly in the "delete this message" section of my inbox.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Maybe make your graphic action shots private ?

Hmmm from what I’ve gathered the more intimate shots are a good thing. I could be wrong

Where have you gathered that from?

Im genuinely interested as to why guys think women they are trying to get into bed, want to see pics of other women's cunts? "

This

If I can see more of other women than the profile owner,I delete any message.

Miss

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By *reenEyedFella OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

""You'll have to add me as a friend to see my face pictures"...

Really?

No. I would ask you to send me one in a private message if I wanted to see it.

I don't become friends on fab just to see or show private gallery.

What’s a private gallery supposed to be used for/best used for?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Depends. In what situation are you saying it, with what intent?

I could have said don't be a twat. Same thing.

Well then, now our tongues are all in the right cheeks maybe we can get back to the thread in hand?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

""You'll have to add me as a friend to see my face pictures"...

Really?

No. I would ask you to send me one in a private message if I wanted to see it.

I don't become friends on fab just to see or show private gallery.

What’s a private gallery supposed to be used for/best used for?"

Up to you.

I have photos I want my friends to see in my friends gallery, and face pictures private to attach to messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Depends. In what situation are you saying it, with what intent?

I could have said don't be a twat. Same thing.

Well then, now our tongues are all in the right cheeks maybe we can get back to the thread in hand?"

My tongue ( or should that be tounge?) is lolling on the floor

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Looks like your pics are more about the female you were with than you, I don’t find it attractive to see that much lol plus I like to see more than a cock on a bit of torso just to get the overhaul look of a person, I would say your profile other than the pic choice is good so just make sure your first message is interesting to the person your messaging, read their profile and see if your what they are looking for, not everyone’s for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot of (dicks) on FAB. But, sadly not the nice personality kind, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Depends. In what situation are you saying it, with what intent?

I could have said don't be a twat. Same thing.

Well then, now our tongues are all in the right cheeks maybe we can get back to the thread in hand?

My tongue ( or should that be tounge?) is lolling on the floor"
It's all about respect really guy comes on asks a reasonable decent question...first answer don't be a dick. Maybe he's a million miles away from that sort of bad behaviour? Maybe he's a good guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You'll have to add me as a friend to see my face pictures"...

Really?

No. I would ask you to send me one in a private message if I wanted to see it.

I don't become friends on fab just to see or show private gallery.

What’s a private gallery supposed to be used for/best used for?"

For pictures that only friends are allowed to see. Some might have faces in them, others might have more intimate shots, or else..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Depends. In what situation are you saying it, with what intent?

I could have said don't be a twat. Same thing.

Well then, now our tongues are all in the right cheeks maybe we can get back to the thread in hand?

My tongue ( or should that be tounge?) is lolling on the floorIt's all about respect really guy comes on asks a reasonable decent question...first answer don't be a dick. Maybe he's a million miles away from that sort of bad behaviour? Maybe he's a good guy?"
Just a little advice to handle things with a bit more care. I have no more to say on the matter and am gone. Good luck OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You'll have to add me as a friend to see my face pictures"...

Really?

No. I would ask you to send me one in a private message if I wanted to see it.

I don't become friends on fab just to see or show private gallery.

What’s a private gallery supposed to be used for/best used for?

Up to you.

I have photos I want my friends to see in my friends gallery, and face pictures private to attach to messages. "

This for me too.

Your 1st few public photos made me think oooh no, not for me.

However, that’s my opinion, it might not be that of the women you’re trying to attract.

I think that’s the basis of starting out on here. Do a bit of research by looking at the photos of those you’re attracted to and see what their public gallery looks like. If it’s a multitude of different graphic shots then you’re onto a winner, if not then you’d have to ask yourself why you’re not getting the replies.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Depends. In what situation are you saying it, with what intent?

I could have said don't be a twat. Same thing.

Well then, now our tongues are all in the right cheeks maybe we can get back to the thread in hand?

But you don't want an argument lol

Don't be a dick/twat is sound life advice.

Why do serious all the time? It's super Sunday..... go have a drink and relax

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
over a year ago

north of lincoln

I’m interested to know who the female is? Is it your partner or an ex or a random stranger? Does she know she’s on fab ? As you obviously haven’t met anyone of fab.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Looks like your pics are more about the female you were with than you, I don’t find it attractive to see that much lol plus I like to see more than a cock on a bit of torso just to get the overhaul look of a person, I would say your profile other than the pic choice is good so just make sure your first message is interesting to the person your messaging, read their profile and see if your what they are looking for, not everyone’s for everyone

Yeah, single male profiles where most of any picture is a woman: hard pass.

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By *reenEyedFella OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"I’m interested to know who the female is? Is it your partner or an ex or a random stranger? Does she know she’s on fab ? As you obviously haven’t met anyone of fab. "

She used to be on this and introduced me to this before getting rid of it herself. She knows!

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By *reenEyedFella OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

Yeah, single male profiles where most of any picture is a woman: hard pass. "

Noted, thank you!

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"I’m interested to know who the female is? Is it your partner or an ex or a random stranger? Does she know she’s on fab ? As you obviously haven’t met anyone of fab. "

I always think this also, should it even be allowed? Don’t think I would be happy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I’m interested to know who the female is? Is it your partner or an ex or a random stranger? Does she know she’s on fab ? As you obviously haven’t met anyone of fab.

I always think this also, should it even be allowed? Don’t think I would be happy"

Yeah, and a guy who hasn't got permission could always claim he did. It's a huge red flag for me.

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By *reenEyedFella OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"I’m interested to know who the female is? Is it your partner or an ex or a random stranger? Does she know she’s on fab ? As you obviously haven’t met anyone of fab.

I always think this also, should it even be allowed? Don’t think I would be happy"

She used to be on this and introduced me to this before getting rid of it herself. She knows!

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
over a year ago

north of lincoln

"I’m interested to know who the female is? Is it your partner or an ex or a random stranger? Does she know she’s on fab ? As you obviously haven’t met anyone of fab.

I always think this also, should it even be allowed? Don’t think I would be happy

She used to be on this and introduced me to this before getting rid of it herself. She knows!"

Why didn’t she verify you before leaving ? Surely that would be the first thing she would do for you

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By *reenEyedFella OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"I’m interested to know who the female is? Is it your partner or an ex or a random stranger? Does she know she’s on fab ? As you obviously haven’t met anyone of fab.

I always think this also, should it even be allowed? Don’t think I would be happy

She used to be on this and introduced me to this before getting rid of it herself. She knows!

No idea, maybe I’ll get her to reactivate her account and verify me sometime

Why didn’t she verify you before leaving ? Surely that would be the first thing she would do for you "

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

I can't say I would reply to a guy without a face pic either on profile or as an attachment.

A bit of a red flag, nice and polite in public, but a different animal under the sheets, it says to me that I might leave with bruises.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Your profile seems OK to me, to the point and not too long

It seems double standards for men to be advised to put graphic pics to private as lots of couples and single females have theirs on show.

I would put the pics you want to on your profile as you won't please everyone anyway, good luck

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Your profile seems OK to me, to the point and not too long

It seems double standards for men to be advised to put graphic pics to private as lots of couples and single females have theirs on show.

I would put the pics you want to on your profile as you won't please everyone anyway, good luck

I think you've got to know your market. If men want to see graphic pictures, then those looking for men could well add them. If women don't, then those looking for women probably shouldn't.

(although in my case I've yet to add a graphic picture of myself to Fab)

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

We are not all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Depends. In what situation are you saying it, with what intent?

I could have said don't be a twat. Same thing.

He asked for advice on how to get on and meet people. My advice (slightly tongue in cheek) was to not be a dick. How you jumped to emasculation I'm not sure. I assume you got a big trampoline for Christmas?"
No emasculation is one of the little bitty words in my vocabulary and easy to spell just like trampoline. Of course I'm also not a ten year old kid being teased by silly parents.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Depends. In what situation are you saying it, with what intent?

I could have said don't be a twat. Same thing.

He asked for advice on how to get on and meet people. My advice (slightly tongue in cheek) was to not be a dick. How you jumped to emasculation I'm not sure. I assume you got a big trampoline for Christmas?No emasculation is one of the little bitty words in my vocabulary and easy to spell just like trampoline. Of course I'm also not a ten year old kid being teased by silly parents."

Yeah, no.... you lost me there fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Depends. In what situation are you saying it, with what intent?

I could have said don't be a twat. Same thing.

He asked for advice on how to get on and meet people. My advice (slightly tongue in cheek) was to not be a dick. How you jumped to emasculation I'm not sure. I assume you got a big trampoline for Christmas?No emasculation is one of the little bitty words in my vocabulary and easy to spell just like trampoline. Of course I'm also not a ten year old kid being teased by silly parents.

Yeah, no.... you lost me there fella

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Where did you learn to spell trampoline? If I was teaching you I would spell it out for you I wouldn't use a hidden audience for cheap laughs.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Is that like the 4 you have on your profile then?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Depends. In what situation are you saying it, with what intent?

I could have said don't be a twat. Same thing.

He asked for advice on how to get on and meet people. My advice (slightly tongue in cheek) was to not be a dick. How you jumped to emasculation I'm not sure. I assume you got a big trampoline for Christmas?No emasculation is one of the little bitty words in my vocabulary and easy to spell just like trampoline. Of course I'm also not a ten year old kid being teased by silly parents.

Yeah, no.... you lost me there fella

Where did you learn to spell trampoline? If I was teaching you I would spell it out for you I wouldn't use a hidden audience for cheap laughs.

Have I spelt it incorrectly then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Depends. In what situation are you saying it, with what intent?

I could have said don't be a twat. Same thing.

He asked for advice on how to get on and meet people. My advice (slightly tongue in cheek) was to not be a dick. How you jumped to emasculation I'm not sure. I assume you got a big trampoline for Christmas?No emasculation is one of the little bitty words in my vocabulary and easy to spell just like trampoline. Of course I'm also not a ten year old kid being teased by silly parents.

Yeah, no.... you lost me there fella

Where did you learn to spell trampoline? If I was teaching you I would spell it out for you I wouldn't use a hidden audience for cheap laughs.

Have I spelt it incorrectly then? "
Did you get a trampoline for Christmas?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really Emasculation?

How did you get that word from that sentence?

You are wrong. I didn't say don't use your dick, did I

Why not express it another way most of us know that 'dick' is also slang for the male member.

Depends. In what situation are you saying it, with what intent?

I could have said don't be a twat. Same thing.

He asked for advice on how to get on and meet people. My advice (slightly tongue in cheek) was to not be a dick. How you jumped to emasculation I'm not sure. I assume you got a big trampoline for Christmas?No emasculation is one of the little bitty words in my vocabulary and easy to spell just like trampoline. Of course I'm also not a ten year old kid being teased by silly parents.

Yeah, no.... you lost me there fella

Where did you learn to spell trampoline? If I was teaching you I would spell it out for you I wouldn't use a hidden audience for cheap laughs.

Have I spelt it incorrectly then? Did you get a trampoline for Christmas?"

Nope.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I started at the end of this thread, then the beginning, now all I can wonder is what the heck all the fuss about a trampoline is.

Anyway, “Don’t be a dick” is one of Mrs’ life mantras. It means what it says and it’s a pretty good way to live. And it’s totally not even remotely emasculating.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

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"I started at the end of this thread, then the beginning, now all I can wonder is what the heck all the fuss about a trampoline is.

Anyway, “Don’t be a dick” is one of Mrs’ life mantras. It means what it says and it’s a pretty good way to live. And it’s totally not even remotely emasculating. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick....simple as that really "

Blunt and to the point. Love it!

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