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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Holler at me, all the real ladys not some bloke beatin his pork and pretending.

As I have a account now and can fuck for ages and I'm always hard. And I'll be rock hard for u

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By *ylonSlutTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

This is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love profiles like this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a charmer

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

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By *eorge n DragonCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

This a joke right?

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By *oupleNeedPlus1Couple
over a year ago

Reading

[Removed by poster at 10/03/19 18:47:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off shagging real men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 10/03/19 18:47:58]"

U took ur message down was that a offer? As ur hot

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By *nvisible_manMan
over a year ago

TWICKENHAM

You had me (in stitches) at "packing 8 inches of thick meat"!

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By *nvisible_manMan
over a year ago

TWICKENHAM

Oh and do you ever wash your hands?

They look like you've been digging shit with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This clearly has to be a troll account and post.

Ps. Strangling and pulling the little chap to stretch to 8" doesnt make it 8".

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By *nvisible_manMan
over a year ago

TWICKENHAM


"This clearly has to be a troll account and post.

Ps. Strangling and pulling the little chap to stretch to 8" doesnt make it 8"."

Not sure it's his either

The toothbrush on the floor makes it all a bit creepy- and don't get me started on the skirting board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This clearly has to be a troll account and post.

Ps. Strangling and pulling the little chap to stretch to 8" doesnt make it 8".

Not sure it's his either

The toothbrush on the floor makes it all a bit creepy- and don't get me started on the skirting board."

Everything about those pics and profile is just grim.

I dread to think where that toothbrush has been.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This clearly has to be a troll account and post.

Ps. Strangling and pulling the little chap to stretch to 8" doesnt make it 8".

Not sure it's his either

The toothbrush on the floor makes it all a bit creepy- and don't get me started on the skirting board."

The tooth rush was on the side of the bath but fell off how is that creepy? And yeh it's my cock I don't need to use some other guys tadge when I have that.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

There are none. We are all pretend ladies.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

OP 1 loose the attitude a bit as to me it seems like your acting like your entitled to something which you are not and second your profile could use some work

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Ooh what a charmer!

Would be dashing over to his place right now to jump on his massive cock, but think I'd get bored waiting in the massive queue of ladies wanting the same!

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Hes 27 bless

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Tells self 'don't look, don't look'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my....thought I'd seen it all

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Tells self 'don't look, don't look' "

I daren’t

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Were you clenching the end of the tape measure between your butt cheeks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.......they're with the real men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh what a charmer!

Would be dashing over to his place right now to jump on his massive cock, but think I'd get bored waiting in the massive queue of ladies wanting the same!"

I'm crying

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

It's obviously a spoof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are in the juice section at the supermarket, next to the 'Made with REAL JUICE' apple juice cartons.

On offer too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Were you clenching the end of the tape measure between your butt cheeks ? "

U guys r nearby and r lookin for men I can show u how I measure in person if u like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tells self 'don't look, don't look' "

Ha ha ha ha!! Same here but couldn’t resist! At least page visits will be high for OP tonight!

This has made my evening entertaining!

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"Were you clenching the end of the tape measure between your butt cheeks ?

U guys r nearby and r lookin for men I can show u how I measure in person if u like "

Thankyou for the kind offer but it's a no I'm afraid xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Were you clenching the end of the tape measure between your butt cheeks ?

U guys r nearby and r lookin for men I can show u how I measure in person if u like

Thankyou for the kind offer but it's a no I'm afraid xx "

Ta for being sound a lot of haters and wankers arent big shame tho

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish


"Holler at me, all the real ladys not some bloke beatin his pork and pretending.

As I have a account now and can fuck for ages and I'm always hard. And I'll be rock hard for u

"

I don't know why but I read that post thinking 'young Alan Partridge' Just the right balance of cringey and desperation

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By *randMrsTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Durham

This profile can't be real, if it is this guy has serious issues.

Starting with the inability to use a measuring tape, which clearly shows he in fact DOES NOT have an 8 inch cock.

Moving on why the fuck are you squeezing the life out of your dick? Can't you get it hard?

Tooth brush on the floor, where you using it to sweep the carpets?

Talking of carpets, yours don't seem to fit very well.

I mean there is so much more wrong here but I have better things to do.

Mr Tease

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Omg....I looked!! Must have big hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Hiliariousv

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I watched Captain Marvel this afternoon

Some seriously funny parts that had me howling.. Didn't think I could laugh much louder.

Till now!

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London


"I watched Captain Marvel this afternoon

Some seriously funny parts that had me howling.. Didn't think I could laugh much louder.

Till now! "

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
over a year ago

on the naughty side of the street


"Omg....I looked!! Must have big hands "

I'm not looking but I suspect the stampede of willing ladies are lining up as we speak OP.

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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"An if any1 tried tiefin my photos u better realise theres gonna be serious fuckin chew."

Best line on the profile... like anyone would want to use these pics when there's far better ones about!!

Op, with a profile like that you may as well delete it now before you get rejected/ignored/blocked by everyone you message.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

This has to be a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you, but I'd rather stick with guys I can have a conversation with, too.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

I think he might be one of the guys that thinks this is a instashag site

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


""An if any1 tried tiefin my photos u better realise theres gonna be serious fuckin chew."

Best line on the profile... like anyone would want to use these pics when there's far better ones about!!

Op, with a profile like that you may as well delete it now before you get rejected/ignored/blocked by everyone you message. "

I didn't read it, the username and pics was enough for me!!

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

Pahahaha, this ain’t real....

Is it?

Nah, can’t be.

Is it?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


""An if any1 tried tiefin my photos u better realise theres gonna be serious fuckin chew."

Best line on the profile... like anyone would want to use these pics when there's far better ones about!!

Op, with a profile like that you may as well delete it now before you get rejected/ignored/blocked by everyone you message.

I didn't read it, the username and pics was enough for me!! "

I just wanted to know where he got a tape measure that started at 8inch or did he just cut the first 7 inches off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are you squeezing the life out a walnut whip?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Every1 should try being more positive we all here to fuck and I don't like to fanny about. does what it says on thetin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every1 should try being more positive we all here to fuck and I don't like to fanny about. does what it says on thetin"

I'd have a word with trading standards...

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

I'm ashamed to be from Wakefield right now...i can only apologise on behalf of the City of Wakefield and the normal folk who reside there...i blame it on the council cutbacks!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Why is there a pic of someone strangling a naked mole rat on the profile?

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"I'm ashamed to be from Wakefield right now...i can only apologise on behalf of the City of Wakefield and the normal folk who reside there...i blame it on the council cutbacks! "

nah it's just one man I bet he only represents a very small percentage of men from Wakefield but a higher percentage of men on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm ashamed to be from Wakefield right now...i can only apologise on behalf of the City of Wakefield and the normal folk who reside there...i blame it on the council cutbacks! "

No need to apologise, we are used to it Trinity Walk might have made the centre look prettier but it certainly didn't do much for the quality of people

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton


"I love profiles like this lol"

Do you? Is that because its a guaranteed to get a meet profile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love profiles like this lol

Do you? Is that because its a guaranteed to get a meet profile? "

ta Angelina ur fit want 2 move to wakey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This clearly has to be a troll account and post.

Ps. Strangling and pulling the little chap to stretch to 8" doesnt make it 8"."
cmon that's allowed surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot damn. I'm dripping in anticipation.

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By *j60Man
over a year ago

leeds

His he holding a worm in is hand

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By *REEDOMatVACouple
over a year ago

Suffolk/ Essex

Ahh I just love the photo of the crinkled foreskin. What category would that go in?

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By *j60Man
over a year ago

leeds

No hope category lol

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Ali G in da house ...... the bitches will be queuing

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"I'm ashamed to be from Wakefield right now...i can only apologise on behalf of the City of Wakefield and the normal folk who reside there...i blame it on the council cutbacks! "

We aren't all that bad are we....well I'd like to think we aren't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh I just love the photo of the crinkled foreskin. What category would that go in? "
crinkly bottom as opposed to top

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

any1 can hand the chew out, wish some1 would of told me about all the rude people on Fab

what's wrong with a bit of love

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Well if you’re putting it out there OP you have to be ready to receive people’s opinions

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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Maybe if your profile was a little more respectful to women those 125 views may have generated a meet for you. I suspect those views were out of disbelief for such a ridiculous post on the forums not because they wanted to 'take your beefy length'

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Exactly how many inches of that tape measure was bent down for you to measure it at 8”?

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Might be one of those special rubber tape measures

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

How can you ladies resist? Now is your chances to sample the real deal

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

You into humiliation as a kink op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good feckin God!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holler at me, all the real ladys not some bloke beatin his pork and pretending.

As I have a account now and can fuck for ages and I'm always hard. And I'll be rock hard for u

"

Like Blackpool rock or the musical genre "soft rock"?

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No hope category lol"

Flipping heck spat my coffee out . Lol funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Holler at me, all the real ladys not some bloke beatin his pork and pretending.

As I have a account now and can fuck for ages and I'm always hard. And I'll be rock hard for u

Like Blackpool rock or the musical genre "soft rock"?

P"

like the Blackpool rock with ur name written inside it sweet cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exactly how many inches of that tape measure was bent down for you to measure it at 8”? "
Measure from the anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holler at me, all the real ladys not some bloke beatin his pork and pretending.

As I have a account now and can fuck for ages and I'm always hard. And I'll be rock hard for u

Like Blackpool rock or the musical genre "soft rock"?

P

like the Blackpool rock with ur name written inside it sweet cheeks "

Don't tell me, I have to lick it and suck it to get to the good stuff?

Lucky for me I have a rather tasty fella who's rock is plenty filling, so I'm good ta.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh I just love the photo of the crinkled foreskin. What category would that go in? "

Yeh kinda reminds me of those wrinkly faced dogs...only it looks ill and malnourished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know that stretching it to make it look 8in doesn't mean your packing 8in. It means you're good at stretching.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"any1 can hand the chew out, wish some1 would of told me about all the rude people on Fab

what's wrong with a bit of love"

Do you reside on Heath Common perchance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"any1 can hand the chew out, wish some1 would of told me about all the rude people on Fab

what's wrong with a bit of love

Do you reside on Heath Common perchance? "

Not 2 far away round Agbrigg. do u know me

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By *REEDOMatVACouple
over a year ago

Suffolk/ Essex


"Ahh I just love the photo of the crinkled foreskin. What category would that go in?

Yeh kinda reminds me of those wrinkly faced dogs...only it looks ill and malnourished. "

A stretched out Shar Pei?

If I pull my nipple hard enough I reckon my boob could be 8" Long.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I'm ashamed to be from Wakefield right now...i can only apologise on behalf of the City of Wakefield and the normal folk who reside there...i blame it on the council cutbacks! "

I’m not a normal person and even I am thinking of lowering the town hall flag to half mast.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"I'm ashamed to be from Wakefield right now...i can only apologise on behalf of the City of Wakefield and the normal folk who reside there...i blame it on the council cutbacks!

I’m not a normal person and even I am thinking of lowering the town hall flag to half mast. "

Lets lower it together eh

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"any1 can hand the chew out, wish some1 would of told me about all the rude people on Fab

what's wrong with a bit of love

Do you reside on Heath Common perchance?

Not 2 far away round Agbrigg. do u know me "

I sincerely doubt it

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I'm ashamed to be from Wakefield right now...i can only apologise on behalf of the City of Wakefield and the normal folk who reside there...i blame it on the council cutbacks!

I’m not a normal person and even I am thinking of lowering the town hall flag to half mast.

Lets lower it together eh "

Meet you in the bullring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like that everywhere sometimes you get lucky sometimes no..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off shagging real men "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"any1 can hand the chew out, wish some1 would of told me about all the rude people on Fab

what's wrong with a bit of love

Do you reside on Heath Common perchance?

Not 2 far away round Agbrigg. do u know me

I sincerely doubt it "

U must do if u know near where I'm from don't be shy....

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"any1 can hand the chew out, wish some1 would of told me about all the rude people on Fab

what's wrong with a bit of love

Do you reside on Heath Common perchance?

Not 2 far away round Agbrigg. do u know me

I sincerely doubt it

U must do if u know near where I'm from don't be shy...."

mate that sounds really creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holler holler. Who wants pork when there's beef on offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy crap....

I have nothing else to add!

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By *acelvisMan
over a year ago

Thurso

I’m thinking he has 5inches of that tape up his arse 8– 5 = 3inch tagger

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bastard stole the tape measure from my dolls house

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

While you have that tape measure to hand, perhaps measure up for a new carpet and some serious DIY. That may be more useful, as that wrinkled old tool you have is no good to anyone.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"any1 can hand the chew out, wish some1 would of told me about all the rude people on Fab

what's wrong with a bit of love

Do you reside on Heath Common perchance?

Not 2 far away round Agbrigg. do u know me

I sincerely doubt it

U must do if u know near where I'm from don't be shy...."

I was equating your writing style and disrespectful language to that of the folk who reside on the common dear

I was born and bred in Agbrigg, so I recognise the tone

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"I'm ashamed to be from Wakefield right now...i can only apologise on behalf of the City of Wakefield and the normal folk who reside there...i blame it on the council cutbacks!

I’m not a normal person and even I am thinking of lowering the town hall flag to half mast.

Lets lower it together eh

Meet you in the bullring "

Ahh stuff the flag lowering, lets go and have a few cheeky gins instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh I just love the photo of the crinkled foreskin. What category would that go in?

Yeh kinda reminds me of those wrinkly faced dogs...only it looks ill and malnourished.

A stretched out Shar Pei?

If I pull my nipple hard enough I reckon my boob could be 8" Long. "

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By *ll That Ass 67Woman
over a year ago

Kettering


"Holler at me, all the real ladys not some bloke beatin his pork and pretending.

As I have a account now and can fuck for ages and I'm always hard. And I'll be rock hard for u

"

....my pants just fell off !!

Be still my beating vagina ...how can I resist??!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holler at me, all the real ladys not some bloke beatin his pork and pretending.

As I have a account now and can fuck for ages and I'm always hard. And I'll be rock hard for u

....my pants just fell off !!

Be still my beating vagina ...how can I resist??!!??"

You must! Don't let such an addonis bring you to sin!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

This is awesome!

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

like ronseal exactly what it says on the tin. no swings n roundabouts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha this tickled me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Holler at me, all the real ladys not some bloke beatin his pork and pretending.

As I have a account now and can fuck for ages and I'm always hard. And I'll be rock hard for u

....my pants just fell off !!

Be still my beating vagina ...how can I resist??!!??"

Kettering isn't 2 bad mostly a1 if u fancy visiting 4 me to prove my minrals

then u can let every1 know what their missing out on

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By *eorge n DragonCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

I love this guy

Someone please take him up on his offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love this guy

Someone please take him up on his offer."

No real woman could resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holler at me, all the real ladys not some bloke beatin his pork and pretending.

As I have a account now and can fuck for ages and I'm always hard. And I'll be rock hard for u

....my pants just fell off !!

Be still my beating vagina ...how can I resist??!!??

Kettering isn't 2 bad mostly a1 if u fancy visiting 4 me to prove my minrals

then u can let every1 know what their missing out on "

I’ll be looking forward to a full report later as to how your beating vag got on....

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I am truly lost for words....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re my hero

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish


"I love this guy

Someone please take him up on his offer."

Commmmeee on ladies ffs someobe take one for the team. I would but I'm virtually a lesbian and today is not a meat day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am truly lost for words.... "

I know, he’s great isn’t he ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

that's more like it hard 2 believe but there were a lot of rude people on this thread b4 just being rude an if their got nothing nice to say then they need to check themselfs

not like u people showing the love where its due

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Really OP those people before weren’t being rude they were giving their opinions which are allowed as this is a public forum.

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By *REEDOMatVACouple
over a year ago

Suffolk/ Essex

If it was a Beagle I'd be tempted.

OP I'm just messing, be proud of your 'Hot dog' It must have taken guts to post x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it was a Beagle I'd be tempted.

OP I'm just messing, be proud of your 'Hot dog' It must have taken guts to post x "

oh that was jokes haaaaa, that's all good I like funny ladys and u look really fit on that beach 2 very temptin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it was a Beagle I'd be tempted.

OP I'm just messing, be proud of your 'Hot dog' It must have taken guts to post x

oh that was jokes haaaaa, that's all good I like funny ladys and u look really fit on that beach 2 very temptin "

I think you pulled

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By *REEDOMatVACouple
over a year ago

Suffolk/ Essex


"If it was a Beagle I'd be tempted.

OP I'm just messing, be proud of your 'Hot dog' It must have taken guts to post x

oh that was jokes haaaaa, that's all good I like funny ladys and u look really fit on that beach 2 very temptin

I think you pulled "

Pulled Pork I expect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it was a Beagle I'd be tempted.

OP I'm just messing, be proud of your 'Hot dog' It must have taken guts to post x

oh that was jokes haaaaa, that's all good I like funny ladys and u look really fit on that beach 2 very temptin

I think you pulled

Pulled Pork I expect!"

u can pull my meat as ur pretty

and a lady on another profile said I need to have a profile pic which 1 do people think is my best 1?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go with the Gangsta flicking the bird. Ho's dig a bad ass muthafucka.

Change your profile text to this and you'll be balls deep in clunge:

Dont worry bout shiznit sex no mo' ladys, cos I be here

And Im packin 8 inch of thick meat

U dopest start quein now mah ding-a-ling has 2 be peeped 2 beleived. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Git locked n loaded fo' tha proper seein 2 what tha fuck u need hommie! ;;)

I wanna bust a nut on tha ladys dat r phat suckaz better, gotta cook up a muthafucka feel real phat b4 u git tha dirty beef yeh?

Lol

An if any1 tried tiefin mah photos u betta realise theres gonna be straight-up fuckin chew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean the housewives of madison County, expect they're filming next series

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go with the Gangsta flicking the bird. Ho's dig a bad ass muthafucka.

Change your profile text to this and you'll be balls deep in clunge:

Dont worry bout shiznit sex no mo' ladys, cos I be here

And Im packin 8 inch of thick meat

U dopest start quein now mah ding-a-ling has 2 be peeped 2 beleived. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Git locked n loaded fo' tha proper seein 2 what tha fuck u need hommie! ;;)

I wanna bust a nut on tha ladys dat r phat suckaz better, gotta cook up a muthafucka feel real phat b4 u git tha dirty beef yeh?

Lol

An if any1 tried tiefin mah photos u betta realise theres gonna be straight-up fuckin chew."

Nah, it’s only funny when the OP does it, you’re just a wannabe fo shizzle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go with the Gangsta flicking the bird. Ho's dig a bad ass muthafucka.

Change your profile text to this and you'll be balls deep in clunge:

Dont worry bout shiznit sex no mo' ladys, cos I be here

And Im packin 8 inch of thick meat

U dopest start quein now mah ding-a-ling has 2 be peeped 2 beleived. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Git locked n loaded fo' tha proper seein 2 what tha fuck u need hommie! ;;)

I wanna bust a nut on tha ladys dat r phat suckaz better, gotta cook up a muthafucka feel real phat b4 u git tha dirty beef yeh?

Lol

An if any1 tried tiefin mah photos u betta realise theres gonna be straight-up fuckin chew.

Nah, it’s only funny when the OP does it, you’re just a wannabe fo shizzle. "

I gizoogle translated that shit

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"If it was a Beagle I'd be tempted.

OP I'm just messing, be proud of your 'Hot dog' It must have taken guts to post x

oh that was jokes haaaaa, that's all good I like funny ladys and u look really fit on that beach 2 very temptin

I think you pulled "

I think it's Nora who has pulled going by the OPs status.

Some girls have all the luck

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"If it was a Beagle I'd be tempted.

OP I'm just messing, be proud of your 'Hot dog' It must have taken guts to post x

oh that was jokes haaaaa, that's all good I like funny ladys and u look really fit on that beach 2 very temptin

I think you pulled

I think it's Nora who has pulled going by the OPs status.

Some girls have all the luck "

Don't worry, as the saying goes there's someone for everyone....you will find your knight in shining amour ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it was a Beagle I'd be tempted.

OP I'm just messing, be proud of your 'Hot dog' It must have taken guts to post x

oh that was jokes haaaaa, that's all good I like funny ladys and u look really fit on that beach 2 very temptin

I think you pulled

I think it's Nora who has pulled going by the OPs status.

Some girls have all the luck

Don't worry, as the saying goes there's someone for everyone....you will find your knight in shining amour ??"

There are a lot of Knaves in Tin Foil about though.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"If it was a Beagle I'd be tempted.

OP I'm just messing, be proud of your 'Hot dog' It must have taken guts to post x

oh that was jokes haaaaa, that's all good I like funny ladys and u look really fit on that beach 2 very temptin

I think you pulled

I think it's Nora who has pulled going by the OPs status.

Some girls have all the luck

Don't worry, as the saying goes there's someone for everyone....you will find your knight in shining amour ??

There are a lot of Knaves in Tin Foil about though."

This I also agree with

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Well I've just dried up more than the dessert in a 40 year drought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've just dried up more than the dessert in a 40 year drought."
hahaha!! Love it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I've just dried up more than the dessert in a 40 year drought."

that's a shame as I like ladys good an wet

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Well I've just dried up more than the dessert in a 40 year drought.

that's a shame as I like ladys good an wet "

Definitely not a shame for me.

And it's clear the ladies don't exactly like you.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"Omg....I looked!! Must have big hands "

LL shame on you..where’s your willpower

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I've just dried up more than the dessert in a 40 year drought.

that's a shame as I like ladys good an wet

Definitely not a shame for me.

And it's clear the ladies don't exactly like you."

oh the ladys do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

good advice fevertree I've gone with that pic as profile pic

ladys have 2 click on the profile and see my goodies as a reward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good advice fevertree I've gone with that pic as profile pic

ladys have 2 click on the profile and see my goodies as a reward "

I'll be honest and say those pics are not flattering OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holler at me, all the real ladys not some bloke beatin his pork and pretending.

As I have a account now and can fuck for ages and I'm always hard. And I'll be rock hard for u

"

Wow im there with you OP. Turns me on sooooooo much.

Not

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Nothing about your profile OP is a bloody reward.

It more like a disappointment. But. Because of your name and how you act. It's expected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why are you squeezing the life out a walnut whip?"

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"Nothing about your profile OP is a bloody reward.

It more like a disappointment. But. Because of your name and how you act. It's expected. "

I agree with you the pictures aren't flattering

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By *ummygirlWoman
over a year ago

currently my bed


"good advice fevertree I've gone with that pic as profile pic

ladys have 2 click on the profile and see my goodies as a reward "

Perhaps Ali G is making a satirical return to our screens soon and he’s a new sidekick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm devastated at not being one of the 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good advice fevertree I've gone with that pic as profile pic

ladys have 2 click on the profile and see my goodies as a reward "

I think you're cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and do you ever wash your hands?

They look like you've been digging shit with them."

Hahaha!!!

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

This thread is almost too funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and he wonders why he cant get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and he wonders why he cant get a meet "

He’s got a 4 some lined up with 3 of the hottest women on Fab, the man is an international lover and player, he commands more respect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm ashamed to be from Wakefield right now...i can only apologise on behalf of the City of Wakefield and the normal folk who reside there...i blame it on the council cutbacks! "

Just spat my cuppa out, he must be from Peacock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go with the Gangsta flicking the bird. Ho's dig a bad ass muthafucka.

Change your profile text to this and you'll be balls deep in clunge:

Dont worry bout shiznit sex no mo' ladys, cos I be here

And Im packin 8 inch of thick meat

U dopest start quein now mah ding-a-ling has 2 be peeped 2 beleived. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Git locked n loaded fo' tha proper seein 2 what tha fuck u need hommie! ;;)

I wanna bust a nut on tha ladys dat r phat suckaz better, gotta cook up a muthafucka feel real phat b4 u git tha dirty beef yeh?

Lol

An if any1 tried tiefin mah photos u betta realise theres gonna be straight-up fuckin chew."

Will you be wearin' ya bow tie, while your doing all that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing about your profile OP is a bloody reward.

It more like a disappointment. But. Because of your name and how you act. It's expected. "

I take it you’re not in the foursome he’s got lined up then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing about your profile OP is a bloody reward.

It more like a disappointment. But. Because of your name and how you act. It's expected.

I take it you’re not in the foursome he’s got lined up then ? "

Nah dog this lady has been rude and not rude as in good yeh

The 3 lucky ladys are all on the other thread and r probably smiling like that cat off Alice in wonderland now about their fucking with me to happen soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll look forward to seeing all the veri's later. Even though I'm gutted I wasn't chosen.

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

ill pass thank u

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

There are no real ladies on fab... We are all avtually 3 owls in a raincoat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are no real ladies on fab... We are all avtually 3 owls in a raincoat..."
hootananny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and he wonders why he cant get a meet

He’s got a 4 some lined up with 3 of the hottest women on Fab, the man is an international lover and player, he commands more respect! "

ta mate

everyone needs to listen to this man he says it as it is and knows his shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profile and status.

As per kit in pretty woman.

Dream on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and he wonders why he cant get a meet

He’s got a 4 some lined up with 3 of the hottest women on Fab, the man is an international lover and player, he commands more respect!

ta mate

everyone needs to listen to this man he says it as it is and knows his shit"

I’ve got your back, bruv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats a proper wizard's sleeve you've got there fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and he wonders why he cant get a meet

He’s got a 4 some lined up with 3 of the hottest women on Fab, the man is an international lover and player, he commands more respect!

ta mate

everyone needs to listen to this man he says it as it is and knows his shit

I’ve got your back, bruv."

Yes my G!

and Stiflers Mum it's TRUE check the other thread, I can see u might be a bit jellous but I can make it a 5some if it interested u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and he wonders why he cant get a meet

He’s got a 4 some lined up with 3 of the hottest women on Fab, the man is an international lover and player, he commands more respect!

ta mate

everyone needs to listen to this man he says it as it is and knows his shit

I’ve got your back, bruv.

Yes my G!

and Stiflers Mum it's TRUE check the other thread, I can see u might be a bit jellous but I can make it a 5some if it interested u"

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and he wonders why he cant get a meet

He’s got a 4 some lined up with 3 of the hottest women on Fab, the man is an international lover and player, he commands more respect!

ta mate

everyone needs to listen to this man he says it as it is and knows his shit

I’ve got your back, bruv.

Yes my G!

and Stiflers Mum it's TRUE check the other thread, I can see u might be a bit jellous but I can make it a 5some if it interested u"

Oh darn. I'm busy. Say what day is it again??

But I swear I'm not one of the top women on Fab so I'll kinda kill the mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats a proper wizard's sleeve you've got there fella"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I'm crying here!! This is the best thread in forever!!...some of the one liners that seem to fly over some heads!!!

Thank you... I shall now sleep with a big smile on my face!

PT x

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By *room300Man
over a year ago

co .durham

Crank !!

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Wait, is it Jay from The Inbetweeners?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg I'm crying here!! This is the best thread in forever!!...some of the one liners that seem to fly over some heads!!!

Thank you... I shall now sleep with a big smile on my face!

PT x"

thank u PT it's good 2 be so popular does that extend 2 the bedroom departmant

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I am truly lost for words....

I know, he’s great isn’t he ?! "

Question is.... Does anyone fall for it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait, is it Jay from The Inbetweeners?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holler at me, all the real ladys not some bloke beatin his pork and pretending.

As I have a account now and can fuck for ages and I'm always hard. And I'll be rock hard for u

"

ONLY 8 INCHES. NAH NOT WORTH IT. So who are the lucky ladies. I want to shake their hands.

You need to sort your spelling OP. Anyway good luck with your profile and pics. You are gonna need it lol

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By *randMrsTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Me thinks he's gone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to see this profile

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

You know what, I was always wondering where I was going wrong to attract the opposite sex, now I know !

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Would love to see this profile "

It's tragic. Squeezing his poor jelly bean. Acting the big man with slang. Putting the measuring in tape between his bum cheeks to try measure it at 8 inches when it was obvious it isn't. Poor poor boy. Hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw he’s blocked me!! I’m gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's blocked us too. Or had his account suspended is more likely as that's another option on the bit of text when clicking on his profile.

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