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By *sguyman OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Hi there - just learnt the art of this tantric sensual massage from a Buddhist practitioner. Keen to practice my skills. Write in if interested.

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

You and another 99999 on here maybe more if truth be told its the third biggest line on here behind "Im in your area working" and "im a professional photographer" with guys who are looking to gain knicker access.

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By *sguyman OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Mate mind your own business. Mine was an honest post to practice my skills. And the last time I checked knicker access is the reason why we all are on here.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Hehe

Just learned

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Galway

We are many, the serious students of Yoni massage. Of course, there will always be imposters, but the trained connoisseur is always worth a visit.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Mate mind your own business. Mine was an honest post to practice my skills. And the last time I checked knicker access is the reason why we all are on here."

Ouch. I'd rather not have someone who's "just learned" and "wants to practice" fiddling with my nether regions tbh. I'd go to a professional therapist with all the relevant health and safety, qualifications and insurance if I wanted that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate mind your own business. Mine was an honest post to practice my skills. And the last time I checked knicker access is the reason why we all are on here.

Ouch. I'd rather not have someone who's "just learned" and "wants to practice" fiddling with my nether regions tbh. I'd go to a professional therapist with all the relevant health and safety, qualifications and insurance if I wanted that. "

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By *aturedisgracefully!!Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Mate mind your own business. Mine was an honest post to practice my skills. And the last time I checked knicker access is the reason why we all are on here."

Would you be providing proof of your professional qualifications?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate mind your own business. Mine was an honest post to practice my skills. And the last time I checked knicker access is the reason why we all are on here."

but according to so many of those offering it, it's not about knicker access, it's all about the spiritual nirvana that can be reached for the recipient...at least you're honest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm

Well I'm a large mature lady and not sure my yoni is that attractive

However I would love to be pampered there, yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang the fuck on

Spiritual nirvana

Where do I sign up for that please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang the fuck on

Spiritual nirvana

Where do I sign up for that please "

it's all bollocks...they're just fancying up the chance to get some fanny action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang the fuck on

Spiritual nirvana

Where do I sign up for that please

it's all bollocks...they're just fancying up the chance to get some fanny action "

Lol

Well that may be true but it did sound appealing

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By *he RingmasterMan
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs

Yoni massage is just fancy speak for fingering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yoni massage is just fancy speak for fingering.

"

A fancy fanny rub

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By *udewhennudeMan
over a year ago

newport

Think I’ll sign up to be a bhuddist practioner. Think of all the fun you could have teaching all these gullible women how to rub their fannies properly

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Think I’ll sign up to be a bhuddist practioner. Think of all the fun you could have teaching all these gullible women how to rub their fannies properly "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Mate mind your own business. Mine was an honest post to practice my skills. And the last time I checked knicker access is the reason why we all are on here."

These threads never end well.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Mate mind your own business. Mine was an honest post to practice my skills. And the last time I checked knicker access is the reason why we all are on here."

So you are just after knicker access then?

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By *il73Woman
over a year ago

Hyde

I saw a documentary about this a while ago...one fella offering this service was charging thousands!!

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By *udewhennudeMan
over a year ago

newport


"I saw a documentary about this a while ago...one fella offering this service was charging thousands!!"

I saw an episode of the Flintstones once where someone was using pebbles to get their rocks off

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By *il73Woman
over a year ago

Hyde

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Hi there - just learnt the art of this tantric sensual massage from a Buddhist practitioner. Keen to practice my skills. Write in if interested."

There are lots of yoni practitioners on here touting for business......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a documentary about this a while ago...one fella offering this service was charging thousands!!"

That's why I don't offer it as a free service on here... I'm not giving it away for nothing I'm quite expensive you know

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I saw a documentary about this a while ago...one fella offering this service was charging thousands!!

That's why I don't offer it as a free service on here... I'm not giving it away for nothing I'm quite expensive you know "

Aye I bet....yeah right! I’ve heard you would do owt for a beer lol.

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By *lim Jim 68Man
over a year ago

Guernsey

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

If you are not interested in what the OP is offering leave the thread alone rather than spoil it please

To the OP if you start another thread in the meet section I will make sure it stays a meet thread.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

PS attacking people on the forum is not allowed. If anyone wants to read the forum rules they are here.

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

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