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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id change the name, its the first thought it gave me to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Swear down that’s fucked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does it mean?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Before the fab brigade come and tear you a new one . You've only been here 2 weeks mate. Chilax. That's the nice way to say it. I suspect others won't be so nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent

A crap photo, your on some weird stuff with a dark side.

Hey what's not to like dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for being blunt. I just say it how it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A crap photo, your on some weird stuff with a dark side.

Hey what's not to like dude. "

Your legs are amazing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A crap photo, your on some weird stuff with a dark side.

Hey what's not to like dude. "

Agree, it needs work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nah it’s kl I didn’t know what to write it’s helpful b

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A crap photo, your on some weird stuff with a dark side.

Hey what's not to like dude.

Your legs are amazing!!! "

I agree. Amazing legs

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent


"A crap photo, your on some weird stuff with a dark side.

Hey what's not to like dude.

Agree, it needs work"

Good, that's a start.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got called a crackhead today so suttin needs to switch up

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent


"A crap photo, your on some weird stuff with a dark side.

Hey what's not to like dude.

Your legs are amazing!!!

I agree. Amazing legs"

Thanks darling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A crap photo, your on some weird stuff with a dark side.

Hey what's not to like dude.

Your legs are amazing!!!

I agree. Amazing legs

Thanks darling. "

V welcome x

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Got called a crackhead today so suttin needs to switch up"

Yeah. Definitely change your name mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don’t know what I was thinking probably all the crack

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Don’t know what I was thinking probably all the crack "

PMSL. That line there will get you laid. Excuse the pun

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I've not looked at your profile but I've read your posts.

What language are you speaking?

You're from Norwich FFS, not the Bronx.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Don’t know what I was thinking probably all the crack "

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"I've not looked at your profile but I've read your posts.

What language are you speaking?

You're from Norwich FFS, not the Bronx.

"

Have you visited Norwich lately?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

You only get out as much as you put in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usual advice is:-

Write an excellent profile that sells what you can offer, and also says what you are looking for.

Add some excellent pictures some clothed some partially clothed.

Get known, be active in the forums, attend socials, clubs etc.

If you have followed or exceeded the usual advice, then you may still need lots of patience to succeed. There are more men than women on here so not everyone is going to get lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With great power comes great responsibility

But honestly did you think it was like domino pizza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t know what I was thinking probably all the crack "

Arse crack?

What does your profile mean then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Effort in = results out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You only get out as much as you put in."

Except if you have a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t know what I was thinking probably all the crack "

Or not, judging by your thread OP.

Relax, have fun, what's the rush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ok the secret is........

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

If your profile truly reflects you then leave it. There's advice on mine, should you wish to use it. Good luck.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"You only get out as much as you put in.

Except if you have a vagina."

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I would put a few pics up pal, the one you have doesn’t show you or anything much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change - username (what are you on?)

Photos - need more public ones

Text - add some more words

Hope - don’t give up but strap in for a long ride!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I've not looked at your profile but I've read your posts.

What language are you speaking?

You're from Norwich FFS, not the Bronx.

Have you visited Norwich lately? "

In truth, it's been a while.

Is it a bit less mustard and canal boats and a bit more gangsta these days?

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By *andR510Couple
over a year ago

St Neots/Wisbech

Personally, I would read your profile and imagine you are a woman looking for a man.

Theres nothing there that gets a person yearning to know more, no insights or text to say what you like, so kind of leaves the visitor saying " meh".

Oh, the username.... not great .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna say it... I'm gonna say it.

I know in a technological age where those under 30 have grown up with being able to push a button or swipe an app to make stuff happen instantly it may seem strange, but...

Patience!

This ain't dial-a-gash

P

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'm gonna say it... I'm gonna say it.

I know in a technological age where those under 30 have grown up with being able to push a button or swipe an app to make stuff happen instantly it may seem strange, but...

Patience!

This ain't dial-a-gash

P"

Or phone-a-phalus for that matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet"

Young uns today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can 'get laid' very easily- just become bi/gay. Or grow a vagina?

It is NOT an instashag site, full of free prostitues, FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can 'get laid' very easily- just become bi/gay. Or grow a vagina?

It is NOT an instashag site, full of free prostitues, FFS!

"

Love this reply haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet"

Back in the day*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're not entitled to anyone's time, attention, or body. (what's anyone got to do to get a shag: as if Fab were a broken vending machine!)

It's a slightly different equation here in many ways, but you still have to interest people and make them want to meet you. Harder for guys than anyone else here, unfortunately.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

This is a wind up, right?!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is a wind up, right?!! "

I see this attitude on statuses a lot. Women are lesser and we're withholding the thing men are owed. It's a good filter, seeing those who don't fully appreciate my humanity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just here to find out what the Original meaning of his username was come on OP put me out my misery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet

Young uns today "

Oi!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

One way to guarantee a life in the arid swing desert of no meets is to complain about not getting any like it's there on the menu but all you have to do is choose your dish

It's a jungle out there ... be the howler monkey to get attention

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet

Young uns today

Oi!"

Old people these days with their lazy swipes at an entire demographic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think carefully about the impression you want to convey, what you can offer and what you enjoy. Tailor the pictures you use and the text in your profile to convey that impression.

There are plenty of normal guys around who are successful on here. Take your time, do a bit of research and don’t burn your bridges before you have thought through your approach.

Fab isn’t a place to get laid easily. It takes, patience, thought, personality and something that intrigues people enough to want to find out more about you.

All the best OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available "
the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "

"Coloured"... That's a bit segregation era

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a wind up, right?!!

I see this attitude on statuses a lot. Women are lesser and we're withholding the thing men are owed. It's a good filter, seeing those who don't fully appreciate my humanity. "

Stop man bashing!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "

Now that one had to be a wind up!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Most people on here, aren't here just to get layed or even laid.

If you expected you'd be knee deep in fanny from day 1 then you are definitely going up be disappointed.

A decent profile, explain what you can actually offer someone,along with decent pics that catch the eye.

You're going up have to up your game a bit

And yes, change the name too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet

Young uns today

Oi!

Old people these days with their lazy swipes at an entire demographic. "

Whos old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "

What utter bollocks

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is a wind up, right?!!

I see this attitude on statuses a lot. Women are lesser and we're withholding the thing men are owed. It's a good filter, seeing those who don't fully appreciate my humanity.

Stop man bashing!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet

Young uns today

Oi!

Old people these days with their lazy swipes at an entire demographic.

Whos old? "

Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet

Young uns today

Oi!

Old people these days with their lazy swipes at an entire demographic.

Whos old?

Me"

I'm not

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

OP it's harder for men to get "layed" on fab than it is out in the real world.

If you were hoping the ladies here will just pounce on any available cock then you are bound to be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a wind up, right?!!

I see this attitude on statuses a lot. Women are lesser and we're withholding the thing men are owed. It's a good filter, seeing those who don't fully appreciate my humanity. "

Yes dear, that's a lovely humanity. Now put it away and get yer tits out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The site is full of

sex pics,

sex chat,

Sex reviews,

sex menus.

Why on earth would anyone think the site will have people on it who are looking for sex??!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Try Amazon their deliver quicker.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The site is full of

sex pics,

sex chat,

Sex reviews,

sex menus.

Why on earth would anyone think the site will have people on it who are looking for sex??!"

I think the thing that surprises a lot of people is that we're looking for sex... on our terms. "uh cum drain ma balls luv" No thanks, I'm here for me not as a charity?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"The site is full of

sex pics,

sex chat,

Sex reviews,

sex menus.

Why on earth would anyone think the site will have people on it who are looking for sex??!

I think the thing that surprises a lot of people is that we're looking for sex... on our terms. "uh cum drain ma balls luv" No thanks, I'm here for me not as a charity? "

Is it the presumptuous "luv" but you object to?

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"

If you're after honesty, your profiles crap, just one photo of your chin and no profile text, how is that going to appeal to anyone apart from the rare illiterate chin fetishist?

Also If your messaging people the same way in which you've typed here then no one is going to respond, you're knocking thirty, stop typing like a fifteen year old and use proper grammar and sentences.

#drivebyschooling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Da ladies on fab can be a tough crowd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Sell yo ass betta n' stand up above tha sea of average males.

Courtesy of Gizoogle Translate.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Da ladies on fab can be a tough crowd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Sell yo ass betta n' stand up above tha sea of average males.

Courtesy of Gizoogle Translate."

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available

the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "

Absolute baloney.

I don't get anywhere close to any of those three.

And yet.......

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The site is full of

sex pics,

sex chat,

Sex reviews,

sex menus.

Why on earth would anyone think the site will have people on it who are looking for sex??!

I think the thing that surprises a lot of people is that we're looking for sex... on our terms. "uh cum drain ma balls luv" No thanks, I'm here for me not as a charity?

Is it the presumptuous "luv" but you object to? "

I'm a(n adopted) northerner. That's just punctuation

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Most people on here, aren't here just to get layed or even laid.

If you expected you'd be knee deep in fanny from day 1 then you are definitely going up be disappointed.

A decent profile, explain what you can actually offer someone,along with decent pics that catch the eye.

You're going up have to up your game a bit

And yes, change the name too "

A cracking opening message helps too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread this, it's gone from impatient teenager: "swear down,slang" to great grandad: "coloured"

And OP seems to have disappeared (maybe he got lucky)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Da ladies on fab can be a tough crowd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Sell yo ass betta n' stand up above tha sea of average males.

Courtesy of Gizoogle Translate."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting to hear what his username was based on check back in a hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he is the landed gentry and trying to be all 'street' . One's tough?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "

Rubbish.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Most people on here, aren't here just to get layed or even laid.

If you expected you'd be knee deep in fanny from day 1 then you are definitely going up be disappointed.

A decent profile, explain what you can actually offer someone,along with decent pics that catch the eye.

You're going up have to up your game a bit

And yes, change the name too

A cracking opening message helps too. "

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Most people on here, aren't here just to get layed or even laid.

If you expected you'd be knee deep in fanny from day 1 then you are definitely going up be disappointed.

A decent profile, explain what you can actually offer someone,along with decent pics that catch the eye.

You're going up have to up your game a bit

And yes, change the name too

A cracking opening message helps too.

"

Think of the children Phoenix, think of the children.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich.

Rubbish. "

That's me out of the equation.. Lol x

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "

And not if you are under 70 but use the word "coloured".

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich.

And not if you are under 70 but use the word "coloured"."

I know 90 year olds who know better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich.

Rubbish. "

That's me out of the equation.. Lol x

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich.

And not if you are under 70 but use the word "coloured".

I know 90 year olds who know better. "

So do I.

Some people just hade to show their true colours, even if it is to their own detriment.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Two whole weeks and you've not had hordes of uber fit ladies battering your door down and insisting you shag them senseless?

Can't understand that.....

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Be a brick, more chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv been here the best part of 11 years and still struggle to get a meet :D

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "

You're younger than my children. "Coloured" hasn't been used to describe black people for decades!

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By *jtravellerWoman
over a year ago

surrey


"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet"

This all the way . Young and old are just as guilty. Can’t believe how lazy and entitled some people have become.

Make an effort to show who you are OP, in your profile. Username is giving a negative impression. Every man on here has a penis. Tell us why time spent with you, would be more fun than all the others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think anyone who thinks this is the right site to get laid in a matter of days after joining will probably always struggle. The misplaced expectation that people are looking for any sex is far removed from the reality of people looking for decent sex

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"You only get out as much as you put in.

Except if you have a vagina."

Do surgically made ones count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t know what I was thinking probably all the crack "
you are CRACKING me up ha

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

So basically the OP has been given well meant advice.... change your username, add text to your prof and add some pics..... has he listened

I rest my case

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"So basically the OP has been given well meant advice.... change your username, add text to your prof and add some pics..... has he listened

I rest my case "

He obv thought quick hookup site & women would be queuing up

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

With barely a one line profile and a pic of your t-shirt they should really be lining up to meet you....not!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"

What did you come on expecting people to just throw themselves at you? Male half of us was on here as a single Male in the past and was 3 months of chatting before he got a meet for the first time

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

No effort in your your profile and 1 basic picture. Go figure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"

A FULL TWO WEEKS ?????

That’s disgusting........

......that you think you’re entitled “to get laid”.

I’d delete your profile and join dial-a-fuck-for-people-that-can’t-be-bothered-to-put-some-time-and-effort-in dot com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

A FULL TWO WEEKS ?????

That’s disgusting........

......that you think you’re entitled “to get laid”.

I’d delete your profile and join dial-a-fuck-for-people-that-can’t-be-bothered-to-put-some-time-and-effort-in dot com "

Sorry, forgot the forward slash

/gets-given-constructive-advice-and-ignores-it.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

A FULL TWO WEEKS ?????

That’s disgusting........

......that you think you’re entitled “to get laid”.

I’d delete your profile and join dial-a-fuck-for-people-that-can’t-be-bothered-to-put-some-time-and-effort-in dot com

Sorry, forgot the forward slash

/gets-given-constructive-advice-and-ignores-it."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know what there has been some very good genuine advice on this post dat has been very helpful and is appreciated I will switch it up wen I got some more time and a bit of manscaping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I get it put the work in I’m not entitled to the pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a site for getting laid??? I thought we were all just really happy Thunderbirds super fans.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Pmsl @ entitled....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Got called a crackhead today so suttin needs to switch up"

You don't appear to be dyslexic, and yet your posts are still incomprehensible.

Is English not your first language?

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By *aughty But Nice TwiceWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract


"You know what there has been some very good genuine advice on this post dat has been very helpful and is appreciated I will switch it up wen I got some more time and a bit of manscaping"

I will check back then in 2 days to see nothing changed on your profile... xx

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I get it put the work in I’m not entitled to the pussy "

No one is entitled to anything here. Effort in or not.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Try Amazon their deliver quicker."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try spelling laid right might help tbh.

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Eh fam

don't be taking dis as diss gee, deze bitches all be beggin for fat cock blud dey just types all shy in da forums cuz uvvers are watching innit

dey proper switch it up if you send a few cock pics an tell em dey gonna get smashed . dat dark side cud get darker an dese straight fellas will be begging to suck you off if you slam sum stockings on

fire up a few stones innit an get dem working dat pussy for you blud , go all snoop dog an dem ho's be earning der keep .

F.W.A. - straight out de suburbz

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Try spelling laid right might help tbh."

Yeah, honestly the spelling, grammar, and lack of punctuation are off-putting.

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"

Could have fooled us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not

Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich.

You're younger than my children. "Coloured" hasn't been used to describe black people for decades!"

Everyone who isnt white is now a "person of colour" (PoC) in modern lingo l.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masculine works.

Be honest, be yourself.

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham

Your profile does stand out

It's the worst we've seen yet

Can't believe you haven't had a sympathy shag yet as reward for the three and a half minutes you've spent on it.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Try Tinder

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

One word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Endless cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"
man got to woo the ladies nice conversation helps and manners dont think of it has a cattle market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im notman got to woo the ladies nice conversation helps and manners dont think of it has a cattle market "

Exactly... Be nice and polite ... Good things come to he who waits. Although I had a meet within 48 hours of joining .. ha

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"

It can take a lot lot longer than 2 weeks!

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