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By *on Ryans Express OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

New forest


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "

Are you cold?

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By *on Ryans Express OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?

Are you cold?"

No the central heating is on is that a big factor?

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?

Are you cold?

No the central heating is on is that a big factor? "

Depends on whether you want to admit to "winter penis" or not. It's a thing (I hear).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?

Are you cold?

No the central heating is on is that a big factor?

Depends on whether you want to admit to "winter penis" or not. It's a thing (I hear)."

Ill keep that excuse in mind...

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

Depends did you measure it to your arsehole lol.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Are you a fisherman ....

It was that big ....

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By *ay.81Man
over a year ago

UK

Mines 13 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?

Are you cold?

No the central heating is on is that a big factor?

Depends on whether you want to admit to "winter penis" or not. It's a thing (I hear)."

I've got winter penis, I work outside most of the day, it's hibernating to survive. Bit of a Grizzly in the warmer spring and summer months though

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?

Are you cold?

No the central heating is on is that a big factor?

Depends on whether you want to admit to "winter penis" or not. It's a thing (I hear)."

Must be winter all year round in my house then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're going all out do the larger number .. got nothing to lose apart from inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always go for the bigger number as the women always knock off 1/3 as guys here never tell the truth

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By *haverMan
over a year ago

bracknell

Metric always sounds better im a 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Metric always sounds better im a 15"

15 what?

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown


"Depends did you measure it to your arsehole lol. "

Tip to the back of his neck.

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Depends did you measure it to your arsehole lol.

Tip to the back of his neck. "

I think that would be longer than 15 inches on most guys.

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

macc


"Mines 13 inches "

Unlucky for some!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Depends did you measure it to your arsehole lol.

Tip to the back of his neck.

I think that would be longer than 15 inches on most guys. "

Collar size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends did you measure it to your arsehole lol.

Tip to the back of his neck.

I think that would be longer than 15 inches on most guys.

Collar size"

Woof woof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always go for the bigger number as the women always knock off 1/3 as guys here never tell the truth "

Damn....I promised myself that I would be honest about everything I do and say on fab this time....shot myself in the foot again - oh hang on a minute thats safely tucked away in my y-fronts (12”)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an aside - don't you just think its silly when you see a shot of a man on his profile holding a can of something or other next to his over stretched cock lol

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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

4 inches here and proud of it!

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By *arren the doggerMan
over a year ago

willenhall

Ingrowing cock here!

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

Cracks me up when you see people claiming these ridiculous sizes yet they're holding it in their pics and it looks relatively average. So they're either lying or they have the biggest hands ever.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Doesn’t matter what size you say you are in a profile you need to meet someone in order to prove it!

Too large scares some women off.

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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Doesn’t matter what size you say you are in a profile you need to meet someone in order to prove it!

Too large scares some women off. "

Dowa mine look a good size to you then??

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Are you a fisherman ....

It was that big .... "
Excellent, good answer, made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just put the decimal point in. 1.1 to 1.5. Now we are in decimal I am talking metres.

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By *uilders mateMan
over a year ago

Builders mate, Northampton or traveling

Apparently the one in my forehead is biggest!!

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By *on Ryans Express OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Measuring from the balls forward

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By *usie4uTV/TS
over a year ago

Havant


"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches

"

Easily done xxx

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Men seem to think that women love big cock ,well i know loads that don't and It can be very painful ,a normal 7inch is better than a monster ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Measuring from the balls forward "

If thats so you won't get 15 inches just best be honest on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always go for the bigger number as the women always knock off 1/3 as guys here never tell the truth "

I'm now struggling with a mental image of a woman who goes around knocking the end third off penises

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Always go for the bigger number as the women always knock off 1/3 as guys here never tell the truth

I'm now struggling with a mental image of a woman who goes around knocking the end third off penises "

How about entering a legal contract with a man so if he is 1 inch less than his claim profile/message wise he looses one testicle if he is 2 inches less 2 testicles! I would bet there would be either a lot of eunuchs here of far less ambitious claims.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I dont like to brag but 8” with a good girth of 51/2” gives me a certain amount of confidence especially when one fb used to refer to it as “scary” although that was just a pet name.

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton


"Always go for the bigger number as the women always knock off 1/3 as guys here never tell the truth

I'm now struggling with a mental image of a woman who goes around knocking the end third off penises

How about entering a legal contract with a man so if he is 1 inch less than his claim profile/message wise he looses one testicle if he is 2 inches less 2 testicles! I would bet there would be either a lot of eunuchs here of far less ambitious claims. "

You would be inundated with tons of testicles!

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "
are you sure that's not millimetres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people actually put their size in their profiles?

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton


"Do people actually put their size in their profiles?

"

Some do! Some daft buggers say no guys when they could just have blocked single males it goes to show males are not the most intelligent of the sexes.

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Men and their measuring skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men and their measuring skills. "

We’re very good with a measuring tape!

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"Men and their measuring skills. "

Saw a profile pic of a guy's cock against a ruler, at 8"

Strangely enough, the picture only went down to 5"

Def an 8 inch cock, right?

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "

Since it's the norm to bullshit just claim you have 2 cocks one is 11" and the other is 15"

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside


"Men and their measuring skills. "
Some of us don't feel the need to exaggerate. Women are gonna notice I reckon when you turn up to a meet with three inches missing

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By *aughty But Nice TwiceWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

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By *aughty But Nice TwiceWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract


"Men and their measuring skills. Some of us don't feel the need to exaggerate. Women are gonna notice I reckon when you turn up to a meet with three inches missing "

This lol and they wont fuck you just because you are there, lying is never good always get found out in end x

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Men and their measuring skills. Some of us don't feel the need to exaggerate. Women are gonna notice I reckon when you turn up to a meet with three inches missing "

Well there has been a lot if talk about "trimming cock n balls"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men seem to think that women love big cock, well I know loads that don't and It can be very painful, a normal 7inch is better than a monster .."

It is such a common issue with women. Lots of foreplay, lubrication ect, does not assuage the discomfort that many women have with above average penis size. Visually it can also be very intimidating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "

I find it best to claim it's smaller then it is, nice to get a bigger gift in the rapper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obsessed men and their dicks, I suppose the bigger the knob the more brain cells it can hold!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their is a couple on here I know and his is 15.5” wins lots of money in Penis competitions of size his poor Mrs just can’t take it all it’s such a shame think she can take 11”

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Their is a couple on here I know and his is 15.5” wins lots of money in Penis competitions of size his poor Mrs just can’t take it all it’s such a shame think she can take 11”"

Thats strange as the world record is only 13.5 inches

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Surely there is no such thing as a penis competition!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely there is no such thing as a penis competition!"

Men seem to be highly competitive on here when it comes to who is bigger than who.

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Men and their measuring skills.

We’re very good with a measuring tape! "

Its identifying the numbers on it you struggle with!

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By *aveen69Couple
over a year ago

London

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By *aveen69Couple
over a year ago

London

So true is not the size is the effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?

Are you cold?

No the central heating is on is that a big factor?

Depends on whether you want to admit to "winter penis" or not. It's a thing (I hear)."

Is that where an icicle on the end of it doubles the length?

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

I am sure some guys tie their bell end to the door handle and walk backwards till its stretched to an excruciatingly painful level before measuring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "

I assume you talking about girth and not length..??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Even numbers have a greater appeal, outside of our conscious awareness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why women have no sense in dimensions as we get told an inch but really it's a cm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously my man has a 12" cock but very rarely uses it as a rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men seem to think that women love big cock ,well i know loads that don't and It can be very painful ,a normal 7inch is better than a monster .."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sure some guys tie their bell end to the door handle and walk backwards till its stretched to an excruciatingly painful level before measuring! "

I can assure you I don't measure mine that way and doubt many men do!

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton


"I am sure some guys tie their bell end to the door handle and walk backwards till its stretched to an excruciatingly painful level before measuring!

I can assure you I don't measure mine that way and doubt many men do! "

I bet you do just another Stretch Armstrong

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By *ussex team upCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Sussex

14 inches here

(7 inches each ! )

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"14 inches here

(7 inches each ! ) "

Or 7 if you are stacking inside each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"14 inches here

(7 inches each ! ) "

Do you measure each other then and if so do you get yourself hard or do it for each other?

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By *on Ryans Express OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I am sure some guys tie their bell end to the door handle and walk backwards till its stretched to an excruciatingly painful level before measuring! "

No not my but would love you to give it a stretch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always go for the bigger number as the women always knock off 1/3 as guys here never tell the truth "

Well, you learn something every day.

Perhaps I should adjust my profile to reflect this.

Do I also round up to the nearest whole number too?

Gone from a 7 to an 11.

Flippin' eck, I sound like a convenience store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you a fisherman ....

It was that big .... "

( between the eyes )

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By *JcouplemidlandsCouple
over a year ago

Peak District


"14 inches here

(7 inches each ! ) "

It states 13 inches available on your profile, has one of you lost an inch?

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm dousing mine in tomorite to see if I can get some spring growth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not how big it is it's how you use it no use having big cock if guy doesn't know how satisfy a woman.

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Its not how big it is it's how you use it no use having big cock if guy doesn't know how satisfy a woman."

Guys with small cocks can be a poor cocksman too you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dousing mine in tomorite to see if I can get some spring growth. "

That will only get your tomatoes to grow are you after a huge pair of tomatoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never EVER go with an odd number jeeeez. It’s either 10 or 14

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Never EVER go with an odd number jeeeez. It’s either 10 or 14 "

All cocks are and even number.

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Its not about the size of the wand....its all about the magic that's with it lol xT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought we had to measure in miles....

0.000102588

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By *ease123Woman
over a year ago

central Bedfordshire


"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches

"

That made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men seem to think that women love big cock ,well i know loads that don't and It can be very painful ,a normal 7inch is better than a monster .."

7" is normal ?? i am really deressed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men seem to think that women love big cock ,well i know loads that don't and It can be very painful ,a normal 7inch is better than a monster ..

7" is normal ?? i am really deressed now "

depressed even

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Men seem to think that women love big cock ,well i know loads that don't and It can be very painful ,a normal 7inch is better than a monster ..

7" is normal ?? i am really deressed now "

The the guys that need to go to specsavers think so.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "

I’ve never heard it to be the norm to bullshit about cock size

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By *iavoloCouple
over a year ago

Bexley/Buxton


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?

I’ve never heard it to be the norm to bullshit about cock size"

It is on here.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?

I’ve never heard it to be the norm to bullshit about cock size

It is on here. "

Huh well then that’s news to me

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By *he Squire of Knotty AshMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

What an interesting thread food for thought lol

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

No BS here. Mines very small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 or 15...hmmm.....I have a titchy one, so I couldn't possibly comment. x

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

13. It's in the middle of 11 and 15.

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By *azo1972Man
over a year ago

worthing

Short and thick and does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assuming they are measuring base to tip..and back down the other side...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My legs 30’’ and my cocks 28’’ off floor

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

FFS i thought this was a thread about pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines 10inchs lieing would get u know where some do lie saying I'm hung and u look hands it 4inchs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude 11 or 15 cm ?? Right :p

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By *ussex team upCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Sussex

Surely 2 average ones is better than a eye watering one ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "
doesn't matter to me bottom line you can only work with what you have .......so work with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines 10inchs lieing would get u know where some do lie saying I'm hung and u look hands it 4inchs lol"

Sure you are thats why you have a pic next to a ruler and your user name. Oh just realised you are not Jesus and can't perform miracles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches

"

What? You're supposed to measure in inches and not centimetres. All this time I've been telling people I've got 5 on a really good day.

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches

What? You're supposed to measure in inches and not centimetres. All this time I've been telling people I've got 5 on a really good day. "

Ouch! Well not ouch you need a willy pump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches

What? You're supposed to measure in inches and not centimetres. All this time I've been telling people I've got 5 on a really good day.

Ouch! Well not ouch you need a willy pump! "

It's the cold weather up here.

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches

What? You're supposed to measure in inches and not centimetres. All this time I've been telling people I've got 5 on a really good day.

Ouch! Well not ouch you need a willy pump!

It's the cold weather up here. "

By the sounds of it VERY cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches

What? You're supposed to measure in inches and not centimetres. All this time I've been telling people I've got 5 on a really good day.

Ouch! Well not ouch you need a willy pump!

It's the cold weather up here.

By the sounds of it VERY cold "

Panic over. I was reading from the wrong end of the ruler.

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By *ammyhartMan
over a year ago

hull

Its about how you use it.... have I just admitted I have a avaerage- small penis

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By *arewithmeMan
over a year ago

Craven Arms

My ex asked me to give her 12 inches and make her bleed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

So i fucked her twice and bit her lip

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Non. Not a fan of the long shlong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a girthy one?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I measured mine tip to base then base to tip and tip to base again. It's now 2ft long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha good responses. Funniest topic in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had a "normal" 7 inch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Depends on whether you want to admit to "winter penis" or not. It's a thing (I hear)."

Every months a winter month when you have a penis the size of mine ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate... What you got is what you got. Don't worry about something that you can not change...

Just embrace yourself and be true to who you are.. Surely that trumps all this nonsense.

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Think this thread should really be in the "Fantasy" section.

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

I have 2 cocks. A small one for weeing out of and a big one for cleaning the cleaners teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have 2 cocks. A small one for weeing out of and a big one for cleaning the cleaners teeth. "

I don't really think they clean teeth what ever size they are.

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches

What? You're supposed to measure in inches and not centimetres. All this time I've been telling people I've got 5 on a really good day.

Ouch! Well not ouch you need a willy pump!

It's the cold weather up here.

By the sounds of it VERY cold

Panic over. I was reading from the wrong end of the ruler. "

I wasn't panicking just making sure you hadn't got frostbite.

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By *PercentMan
over a year ago

Hackney

Surely you dont have to be that big on here to be successful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all you ladies need is an app that measures dicks from dick pics, job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all you ladies need is an app that measures dicks from dick pics, job done."

So how would that work from a picture then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all you ladies need is an app that measures dicks from dick pics, job done.

So how would that work from a picture then?"

It would be like the measuring tool that comes as standard on the iPhone, where you can designate one point to another point on your camera and it would tell you a fairly accurate measurement of the length between the two points.

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"all you ladies need is an app that measures dicks from dick pics, job done.

So how would that work from a picture then?

It would be like the measuring tool that comes as standard on the iPhone, where you can designate one point to another point on your camera and it would tell you a fairly accurate measurement of the length between the two points. "

Really don't think that would work without a constant comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon it could work a bit, just imagine app you could run a picture of a cock through and it tells you it’s lengh in inches.. you’d be able to tell who’s bluffing and adding them extras on

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By *on Ryans Express OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"all you ladies need is an app that measures dicks from dick pics, job done.

So how would that work from a picture then?

It would be like the measuring tool that comes as standard on the iPhone, where you can designate one point to another point on your camera and it would tell you a fairly accurate measurement of the length between the two points.

Really don't think that would work without a constant comparison. "

Better you just come round and measure mine in person

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"all you ladies need is an app that measures dicks from dick pics, job done.

So how would that work from a picture then?

It would be like the measuring tool that comes as standard on the iPhone, where you can designate one point to another point on your camera and it would tell you a fairly accurate measurement of the length between the two points.

Really don't think that would work without a constant comparison.

Better you just come round and measure mine in person "

Sadly I can't I am not a registered cock measurer.

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By *on Ryans Express OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"all you ladies need is an app that measures dicks from dick pics, job done.

So how would that work from a picture then?

It would be like the measuring tool that comes as standard on the iPhone, where you can designate one point to another point on your camera and it would tell you a fairly accurate measurement of the length between the two points.

Really don't think that would work without a constant comparison.

Better you just come round and measure mine in person

Sadly I can't I am not a registered cock measurer. "

You could do the mouth measuring test how about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "

11 if you are black but 15 nah. Too much jackanory lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines just been well used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches

"

You must mean mm and inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're the same as Belly buttons. You can get an inny and an outty.

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By *omerset tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

I double fisted a woman i had a fab meet with so i guess her pussy was about 10 inches ....wide lol. Only ever done that once thought i was gonna need a snorkel so much liquid lol

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Not folding mine in half for no one.

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By *AM2214Man
over a year ago

Manchester Area


"Cracks me up when you see people claiming these ridiculous sizes yet they're holding it in their pics and it looks relatively average. So they're either lying or they have the biggest hands ever."

I have really small.hands tagt works well for photo..ahave to tell people its only average (see Georgina comment deduct a third )

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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

I have just over 4” length and circumference and proud of it!!!!

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