FabSwingers.com forum: Yoni massage

By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Hello

If your looking for body massage/yoni massage

Ladies only

Let me know

Manchester Cheshire area

Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you qualified?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you qualified? "

It's only a fancy name for a fanny rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you qualified?

It's only a fancy name for a fanny rub

Yes lol but you can also do a course to learn how to do it properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you qualified?

It's only a fancy name for a fanny rub

Yes lol but you can also do a course to learn how to do it properly "

It's a lot of hokum

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Green arrow (although you'll have to scroll back a bit).

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

What's a green arrow?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"What's a green arrow?"

The green arrow by your name, top of every post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you qualified?

It's only a fancy name for a fanny rub

Yes lol but you can also do a course to learn how to do it properly

It's a lot of hokum "

Maybe but you can also do a course to learn how to do it properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you qualified?

It's only a fancy name for a fanny rub

Yes lol but you can also do a course to learn how to do it properly

It's a lot of hokum

Maybe but you can also do a course to learn how to do it properly "

What...rub a fanny?

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Genuine service for genuine ladies or couples who want to watch there wife receive a lovely massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you qualified?

It's only a fancy name for a fanny rub

Yes lol but you can also do a course to learn how to do it properly

It's a lot of hokum

Maybe but you can also do a course to learn how to do it properly

What...rub a fanny?"

There are lots of different moves lots of different techniques ... it can be truly amazing done well tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoni /Lingam massage is an artform and when done in the context of a tantric massage is mindblowing.

However, saying you can do it and being able to do it are two different things...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The reason I suggest the green arrow is that the qualification question went rather pear shaped some time ago. It was... rather memorable.

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Yes it did your correct haha

Too many experts!

But ladies feel free to give it ago

Very relaxing, sensual and pleasurable for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it did your correct haha

Too many experts!

But ladies feel free to give it ago

Very relaxing, sensual and pleasurable for you"

How about you just learn to do it correctly ... then it is truly amazing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd personally not be inclined to risk my body with someone who is unqualified and actively holds expertise in disdain. To each their own, but the context is important.

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

How do you know I can't do it correctly

You don't know me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know I can't do it correctly

You don't know me?"

Have you been taught how to do it? Been on a course?

No I don't know you ... anyone can massage but I prefer going to someone who has learned how to do it correctly or very well that's all!

Bit like sex everyone can do it but not everyone can do it well

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By *uxinteriorMan
over a year ago

south west , continental

Personally I would like to have certification which is displayed,and the correct setting. The music, smells and pre mind set are very important. I went for a tantric massage once and the lady was highly professional and extremely dedicated to her massage discipline. It wasn't cheap though, but an incredible experience of over two hours. You definitely go to a different spiritual mind body level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I would like to have certification which is displayed,and the correct setting. The music, smells and pre mind set are very important. I went for a tantric massage once and the lady was highly professional and extremely dedicated to her massage discipline. It wasn't cheap though, but an incredible experience of over two hours. You definitely go to a different spiritual mind body level. "

This ^^^

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"The reason I suggest the green arrow is that the qualification question went rather pear shaped some time ago. It was... rather memorable. "

Yes us professionally qualified ladies were accused of being escorts by the OP as I remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The reason I suggest the green arrow is that the qualification question went rather pear shaped some time ago. It was... rather memorable.

Yes us professionally qualified ladies were accused of being escorts by the OP as I remember.

Omg yes!

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

A yoni massage is a bit of a misnomer. In tantra the yoni can be massaged if the receiver specifically requests it. However a yoni massage will likely last 2/3hours, and includes meditation, breathing exercise, a chat about boundaries, and the massage itself. The entire body may be massaged, and may be given on a massage plinth or on a futon on the ground. There are so many variations of the actual yoni massage sequence, that I won't go into it here. There is no goal, as such, so you're not chasing an orgasm, although some women may have their very first orgasm. Because the effect of the massage can be so profound, aftercare is needed, immediately or for a few days after the massage. So, not just a fanny rub. I'm professionally qualified, bye the way.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

If I did want to get a professional qualification in lingam or yoni massage where is the best place to start to find the right person to teach me?

Can you advise on how to make sure they have legitimate qualifications.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"If I did want to get a professional qualification in lingam or yoni massage where is the best place to start to find the right person to teach me?

Can you advise on how to make sure they have legitimate qualifications. "

I think you would need to start with a normal massage therapy qualification and then talk to tutors about furthering you qualifications. You could Google local colleges and nightschools. As for checking qualifications and insurance, reputable therapist will either have these prominently displayed or have them available to view. A lot of therapists are also members of professional bodies too.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Thank you

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Thank you "

Welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you qualified?

It's only a fancy name for a fanny rub

Yes lol but you can also do a course to learn how to do it properly

It's a lot of hokum "

Been doing massage since I was 19 but on the advice of friends I'm trying to get on a 7 month course of sports injury massage and get my diploma.. opportunity to turn what I'm good at into a career move.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Are you qualified?

It's only a fancy name for a fanny rub

Yes lol but you can also do a course to learn how to do it properly

It's a lot of hokum

Well done x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you qualified?

It's only a fancy name for a fanny rub

Yes lol but you can also do a course to learn how to do it properly

It's a lot of hokum

Defo do it it's great! You'll love it! Did you need a massage qualification before the sports diploma?

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By *juk72Man
over a year ago

Reading

"If I did want to get a professional qualification in lingam or yoni massage where is the best place to start to find the right person to teach me?

Can you advise on how to make sure they have legitimate qualifications. "

My recommendation would be not to try to jump straight to the massage training.

Tantra (to me) is about connection, self realisation and letting go of judgements (of self and others).

These are the building blocks that allow someone to effectively hold the correct space for someone in a tantric (based) ceremony/ritual. Which may or may not include touch.

Yoni and Lingam massage are great tools to help someone and at the same time can bring up issues that need other techniques to maintain the interity of the session.

Worth looking into some breathwork (so you know how to control / use your own energy ) and also the Wheel of Consent to ensure you and know/express boundaries and desires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I did want to get a professional qualification in lingam or yoni massage where is the best place to start to find the right person to teach me?

Can you advise on how to make sure they have legitimate qualifications.

My recommendation would be not to try to jump straight to the massage training.

Tantra (to me) is about connection, self realisation and letting go of judgements (of self and others).

These are the building blocks that allow someone to effectively hold the correct space for someone in a tantric (based) ceremony/ritual. Which may or may not include touch.

Yoni and Lingam massage are great tools to help someone and at the same time can bring up issues that need other techniques to maintain the interity of the session.

Worth looking into some breathwork (so you know how to control / use your own energy ) and also the Wheel of Consent to ensure you and know/express boundaries and desires. "

Brilliant advice!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"How do you know I can't do it correctly

You don't know me?

Have you been taught how to do it? Been on a course?

No I don't know you ... anyone can massage but I prefer going to someone who has learned how to do it correctly or very well that's all!

Bit like sex everyone can do it but not everyone can do it well

I'm sure some people are naturally gifted and pick up what's required on their own. But they're so exceptionally rare that they're probably not worth considering. For the rest, in everything, there's education and training.

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By *juk72Man
over a year ago

Reading

Brilliant advice!

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have no problems reaching orgasm, I'm very doubtful that a tantric massage will make you feel any better than you do when you're enjoying some foreplay with a guy who gives you the horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The reason I suggest the green arrow is that the qualification question went rather pear shaped some time ago. It was... rather memorable.

Yes us professionally qualified ladies were accused of being escorts by the OP as I remember.

He’s pimping out free massages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The reason I suggest the green arrow is that the qualification question went rather pear shaped some time ago. It was... rather memorable.

Yes us professionally qualified ladies were accused of being escorts by the OP as I remember.

Ahhhhhhhh he has double standards then!

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Relaxing erotic body massage yoni massage

Relaxed sensual from a genuine normal guy

Manchester Cheshire area

Ask a sensible question instead of just assuming things

Yes I'm a normal regular guy unlike a lot on here

And some of the ladies making random slanders have blocked your profile to me before you posted for some reason

Some strange people about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Relaxing erotic body massage yoni massage

Relaxed sensual from a genuine normal guy

Manchester Cheshire area

Ask a sensible question instead of just assuming things

Yes I'm a normal regular guy unlike a lot on here

And some of the ladies making random slanders have blocked your profile to me before you posted for some reason

Some strange people about"

You were asked sensible questions some months ago.

You bypassed every single one

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Didn't bypass

I just left the thread as it was going nowhere with the same few people putting themselves as self appointed experts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't bypass

I just left the thread as it was going nowhere with the same few people putting themselves as self appointed experts "

No one is claiming to be a self appointed expert, a lot of the comments a are from professionally trained people who do this for a living.

Like people said on the last thread ... instead of offering a service that you have not got any qualifications in, just reword it and offer relaxing sensual massages with a happy ending for ladies?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Didn't bypass

I just left the thread as it was going nowhere with the same few people putting themselves as self appointed experts "

Not experts but fully qualified therapists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's also a athletic tradesman.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Didn't bypass

I just left the thread as it was going nowhere with the same few people putting themselves as self appointed experts

No one is claiming to be a self appointed expert, a lot of the comments a are from professionally trained people who do this for a living.

Like people said on the last thread ... instead of offering a service that you have not got any qualifications in, just reword it and offer relaxing sensual massages with a happy ending for ladies? "

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's also a athletic tradesman.

I thought athletes were sportsmen

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

I am

Not such an unusual progression

Take your pick

Tradesman round your house or discreet massage!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I am

Not such an unusual progression

Take your pick

Tradesman round your house or discreet massage!"

How about an athletic massaging tradesman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am

Not such an unusual progression

Take your pick

Tradesman round your house or discreet massage!"

That would be a better wording for your massages tbh

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By *an2man777Man
over a year ago

Llandudno / Colwyn bay

"Didn't bypass

I just left the thread as it was going nowhere with the same few people putting themselves as self appointed experts

No one is claiming to be a self appointed expert, a lot of the comments a are from professionally trained people who do this for a living.

Like people said on the last thread ... instead of offering a service that you have not got any qualifications in, just reword it and offer relaxing sensual massages with a happy ending for ladies? "

Be just joined the thread and agree entirely with what been said above.

I was a keen amateur for years massaging men for the pleasure of giving a good massage sometimes sensual and appreciated by all recievers.

A year ago I took a professional qualification to become a massage therapist....

so I have to add that training and qualifications really do count whatever the form and style of a massage you want to offer especially if it's a paid for service.

And on a lighter note to finish as this is a fab site..... Many a man has said that a pampering hot oil sensual massage was such a good experience for the mind and body the ending was described as "ecstatic" !

Enjoy massage everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't bypass

I just left the thread as it was going nowhere with the same few people putting themselves as self appointed experts

No one is claiming to be a self appointed expert, a lot of the comments a are from professionally trained people who do this for a living.

Like people said on the last thread ... instead of offering a service that you have not got any qualifications in, just reword it and offer relaxing sensual massages with a happy ending for ladies?

Be just joined the thread and agree entirely with what been said above.

I was a keen amateur for years massaging men for the pleasure of giving a good massage sometimes sensual and appreciated by all recievers.

A year ago I took a professional qualification to become a massage therapist....

so I have to add that training and qualifications really do count whatever the form and style of a massage you want to offer especially if it's a paid for service.

Enjoy massage everyone."

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Good luck to everyone

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Good luck to everyone"

Do you charge?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The word yoni puts my teeth on edge.

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Like every guy im an expert at it if you don't believe me try me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry ladys I don't do massage

Just fuck you till dawn

Leave you trembling with excitement when I leave

Still a very happy ending though

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Sorry ladys I don't do massage

Just fuck you till dawn

Leave you trembling with excitement when I leave

Still a very happy ending though

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

I mean I just have no words for this..

I've watched tantric massages previously find them kinda hypnotising but (honest question) do any women actually meet for a massage? I've had massages off partners (that have led to sex) but I find them quite intimate and not something I would do with a man on fab.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I mean I just have no words for this..

Ditto.

I've seen a fair few 'Hegre Art' massage videos and whilst they're nicely shot and feature attractive people I'd be fibbing if I was doing it for educational purposes. It's definitely not something I'd expect to happen on a random meet and I'd be very wary of anyone offering it as a service in a swingers site.

Same as I'd view any offer from the swathes of alleged 'professhunal' photographers offering boudoir shoots.

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

"I mean I just have no words for this..

Ditto.

Same as I'd view any offer from the swathes of alleged 'professhunal' photographers offering boudoir shoots.

Yes! Hegre art is what I've seen too, it's interesting to watch but Id be extremely skeptical with anyone who just wanted this from a meet and I would be totally out of my comfort zone in doing so.

Aha don't get me started on professional photoshoots for free, and them never keeping any photos

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t think I could trust anyone called Yoni especially to give me a massage. I’d much prefer to flog my myself with birch leaves while screaming forgive me I have sinned as I bow to the great goddess dressed in leather and cradling a baby iguana

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

"I don’t think I could trust anyone called Yoni especially to give me a massage. I’d much prefer to flog my myself with birch leaves while screaming forgive me I have sinned as I bow to the great goddess dressed in leather and cradling a baby iguana "

That would shag your carpet though all those bits of birch leaves working their way into your pile.

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"cradling a baby iguana"

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

That would shag your carpet though all those bits of birch leaves working their way into your pile.

I don’t mind a few twigs. Once they are used properly

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"cradling a baby iguana"

Yes. They used to use ferrets Iguanas are much better in awkward situations and can hide using thier fantastic camouflage abilities

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

The Iguana comment made me giggle

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

"Are you qualified?

It's only a fancy name for a fanny rub

Yes lol but you can also do a course to learn how to do it properly "

Deep fanny rub then.

I can already do that without even using my hands

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