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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

We are only getting messages from hot young verified couples and single females. How do we open the floodgates of unverified, single guys with no profile picture who send angry messages if you don’t respond quickly? Why is this site so hard!

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By *omeo7xxxMan
over a year ago

London


"We are only getting messages from hot young verified couples and single females. How do we open the floodgates of unverified, single guys with no profile picture who send angry messages if you don’t respond quickly? Why is this site so hard! "

Profile is great, photos are great but the singles with the veris and the good pics wont message as you dont want singles and alex only likes bumping knees with four or more

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I think you look like too much fun. Your costumes and sense of humour and smiles mean you are far too happy.

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"We are only getting messages from hot young verified couples and single females. How do we open the floodgates of unverified, single guys with no profile picture who send angry messages if you don’t respond quickly? Why is this site so hard!

Profile is great, photos are great but the singles with the veris and the good pics wont message as you dont want singles and alex only likes bumping knees with four or more "

Thanks for the advice!

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I think you look like too much fun. Your costumes and sense of humour and smiles mean you are far too happy."

Nail on the head! Will get some crying pictures up ASAP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its funny that you raise this subject! Because we seem to be having the same problem, now we do love to receive a well worded message as much as the next couple, things like "do we fancy meeting in a Field" or "what ya doing?" And of course if we don't respond its more of a "go and fu#k yourselves" fantastic keep up the good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile is completely rubbish.

There’s no way anyone would consider meeting up with such a massive loser as me!

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By *omeo7xxxMan
over a year ago

London


"My profile is completely rubbish.

There’s no way anyone would consider meeting up with such a massive loser as me!"

Your probably right haha

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Its funny that you raise this subject! Because we seem to be having the same problem, now we do love to receive a well worded message as much as the next couple, things like "do we fancy meeting in a Field" or "what ya doing?" And of course if we don't respond its more of a "go and fu#k yourselves" fantastic keep up the good work "

The wordsmithing and well turned phrases are what makes us positively quiver with lust!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I suggest getting rid of all those great photos and just having the one pic of Mrs.. in the dark.

No profile text is also sure fire winner in my limited experience. If you feel as if you have to write something, make sure you spell it wrong. Makes you more approachable x

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"May I suggest getting rid of all those great photos and just having the one pic of Mrs.. in the dark.

No profile text is also sure fire winner in my limited experience. If you feel as if you have to write something, make sure you spell it wrong. Makes you more approachable x"

Brilliant! I’ll get the lights out for the next photo session! Oh, and I’ll spell everything incorrectly!

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Its funny that you raise this subject! Because we seem to be having the same problem, now we do love to receive a well worded message as much as the next couple, things like "do we fancy meeting in a Field" or "what ya doing?" And of course if we don't respond its more of a "go and fu#k yourselves" fantastic keep up the good work "

You guys sound like a hoot! Want to bump uglies in a hotel this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its funny that you raise this subject! Because we seem to be having the same problem, now we do love to receive a well worded message as much as the next couple, things like "do we fancy meeting in a Field" or "what ya doing?" And of course if we don't respond its more of a "go and fu#k yourselves" fantastic keep up the good work

You guys sound like a hoot! Want to bump uglies in a hotel this weekend? "

Now you see that's how its done your on, meet between 6/7 a few drinks at the bar some flirting, and then up to a room and a King size bed

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Its funny that you raise this subject! Because we seem to be having the same problem, now we do love to receive a well worded message as much as the next couple, things like "do we fancy meeting in a Field" or "what ya doing?" And of course if we don't respond its more of a "go and fu#k yourselves" fantastic keep up the good work

You guys sound like a hoot! Want to bump uglies in a hotel this weekend?

Now you see that's how its done your on, meet between 6/7 a few drinks at the bar some flirting, and then up to a room and a King size bed "

Ah yes the straight forward honest approach pulls every time! See you sexy guys there! Can’t wait!

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"My profile is completely rubbish.

There’s no way anyone would consider meeting up with such a massive loser as me!"

Lots of verifications for being such a loser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite frankly I think you’re being incredibly unfair here. Why aren’t you looking for messages from Guys pretending to be couples??? Not sure what ‘ism’ that is but it’s defiantly one!

Great post very funny!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Not enough photos or profile text to engage our interest really.

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Quite frankly I think you’re being incredibly unfair here. Why aren’t you looking for messages from Guys pretending to be couples??? Not sure what ‘ism’ that is but it’s defiantly one!

Great post very funny!"

Ha! Very funny! How could we not mention that huge swath of the desperately horny? Porn is largely free but they still want to ogle our private pictures!

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Not enough photos or profile text to engage our interest really. "

I knew it! I forgot the other folks we seem unable to reach... all the amature photographers!

If we had 10 pence for every well meaning offer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post random pictures of a female stolen from some porn site and have lots of pictures of cocks taken over a loo or of a naked man wearing socks

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Post random pictures of a female stolen from some porn site and have lots of pictures of cocks taken over a loo or of a naked man wearing socks "

Love the socks idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a chuckle reading this. Very good OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post random pictures of a female stolen from some porn site and have lots of pictures of cocks taken over a loo or of a naked man wearing socks "

Lol classic

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Just had a chuckle reading this. Very good OP."

Why thank you good sir!

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I just knew there would be a few more funnies out of you guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with it it will appeal to some people and not to others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op you have male pics on a couple profile! This may need addressing too

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

You would definitely be more successful if you increased your upper age limit to 99

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Op you have male pics on a couple profile! This may need addressing too"

Genius! I do know our male pictures are holding us back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are only getting messages from hot young verified couples and single females. How do we open the floodgates of unverified, single guys with no profile picture who send angry messages if you don’t respond quickly? Why is this site so hard! "

Are you serious? Wow I will gladly take the verified couple and single females oevr the pushy guys who just want me

Mrscxxx

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"We are only getting messages from hot young verified couples and single females. How do we open the floodgates of unverified, single guys with no profile picture who send angry messages if you don’t respond quickly? Why is this site so hard!

Are you serious? Wow I will gladly take the verified couple and single females oevr the pushy guys who just want me

Mrscxxx"

Not serious just being facetious

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By *dquest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Once again, last night, we had to settle for the witty, fun, hot, bedroom Ferraris couple, as our profile let us down on finding a sweaty, pushy, confused single guy with zero stamina.

We actually didn’t just meet them on this thread, as it might appear above, but what fun to laugh with them here on the thread too.

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