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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good morning, I’m 27 and I want some fun my balls are full I’m sick of small talk on here love a good chat in person and to have a wild time any takers sorry for the limited pictures will meet in person and I’m really naughty just don’t trust the internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impressive dong, man. Kudos.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Good luck with that approach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick of small talk eh?

Well unfortunately communication is necessary for the most part.

I think what you need is a service you pay for, therefore you won't have to view the piece of meat you want to help empty that full sack as a person as ya know, it's their job. Oh but hang on, even then you need to make "small" talk to agree on what that piece of meat views as acceptable.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Good morning, I’m 27 and I want some fun my balls are full I’m sick of small talk on here love a good chat in person and to have a wild time any takers sorry for the limited pictures will meet in person and I’m really naughty just don’t trust the internet "

Good morning OP. Don't think you'll get any 'takers' as you don't want to communicate with people. You are right, your pictures are indeed very limited, in fact I would go as far as to say three are identical of your cock. If you don't trust the Internet why on earth are you using it?!

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

You’ll becswimming in pussy tonight... enjoy!

NOT!

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By *heekyCharlie26Man
over a year ago

Chislehurst

Hahaha quality

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not sure this is a winning approach.

And I'm sure I'm not the only one who is turned off by "my balls are full". Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure this is a winning approach.

And I'm sure I'm not the only one who is turned off by "my balls are full". Really? "

cmon it's gotta be one of the most romantic lines I've heard today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sympathy shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sympathy shag! "
really, ok just this once, what time you need me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sympathy shag! really, ok just this once, what time you need me? "

Hahaha only if massaging my feet is likely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sympathy shag! really, ok just this once, what time you need me?

Hahaha only if massaging my feet is likely? "

your feet omg we talking cheddar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sympathy shag! really, ok just this once, what time you need me?

Hahaha only if massaging my feet is likely? your feet omg we talking cheddar?"

No we're talking fresh smelling with fluffy socks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sympathy shag! really, ok just this once, what time you need me?

Hahaha only if massaging my feet is likely? your feet omg we talking cheddar?

No we're talking fresh smelling with fluffy socks! "

oh good ok I'll do it, you provide the port

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sympathy shag! really, ok just this once, what time you need me?

Hahaha only if massaging my feet is likely? your feet omg we talking cheddar?

No we're talking fresh smelling with fluffy socks! oh good ok I'll do it, you provide the port "

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sympathy shag! really, ok just this once, what time you need me?

Hahaha only if massaging my feet is likely? your feet omg we talking cheddar?

No we're talking fresh smelling with fluffy socks! oh good ok I'll do it, you provide the port

Deal! "

damn see if only everything was that easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your balls aren't full and I'm sure you won't be able to empty them.

If you want your scrotum emptying, you will need either surgery or a specialist on a dark web site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh em gee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your balls aren't full and I'm sure you won't be able to empty them.

If you want your scrotum emptying, you will need either surgery or a specialist on a dark web site."

Have you always been just up the road from me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh em gee "
midget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ll becswimming in pussy tonight... enjoy!

NOT! "

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Ha ha just moved from Winchester..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh em gee

midget "

Fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh em gee

midget

Fucker "

MG midget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning, I’m 27 and I want some fun my balls are full I’m sick of small talk on here love a good chat in person and to have a wild time any takers sorry for the limited pictures will meet in person and I’m really naughty just don’t trust the internet "

Well im sure with that approach the ladies will be flooding at your door. Think maybe the young man needs to try a little bit of tact and realise that us ladies like to chat before we fuck. And small talk is the icebreaker. Just a little advise OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He will definitely pull with this post......

His inbox will be flooded with straight men offering him a blow job....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh em gee

midget

Fucker MG midget "

Ok I googled & take back the fucker, because that is fecking cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh em gee

midget

Fucker MG midget

Ok I googled & take back the fucker, because that is fecking cute!"

Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh em gee

midget

Fucker MG midget

Ok I googled & take back the fucker, because that is fecking cute!Ha "

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By *ondongreg79Man
over a year ago

london

Everyone has criticised his approach but he’s had 58 posts so far. (Admittedly probably hasn’t got laid yet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh em gee

midget

Fucker "

Not quite Cave Hill, more Hillsborough but I'm not posh...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Everyone has criticised his approach but he’s had 58 posts so far. (Admittedly probably hasn’t got laid yet)"

Not all attention is good attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone has criticised his approach but he’s had 58 posts so far. (Admittedly probably hasn’t got laid yet)

Not all attention is good attention. "

The written equivalent of "every hole's a goal". Perhaps, but some of them are own goals...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone has criticised his approach but he’s had 58 posts so far. (Admittedly probably hasn’t got laid yet)

Not all attention is good attention.

The written equivalent of "every hole's a goal". Perhaps, but some of them are own goals... "

Boom

*mic drop*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh em gee

midget

Fucker

Not quite Cave Hill, more Hillsborough but I'm not posh..."

Hillsborough is a lot closer than England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh em gee

midget

Fucker

Not quite Cave Hill, more Hillsborough but I'm not posh...

Hillsborough is a lot closer than England"

True. But I'm too married for you

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By *zamiWoman
over a year ago

LONDON


"I'm not sure this is a winning approach.

And I'm sure I'm not the only one who is turned off by "my balls are full". Really? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in this same boat, noone wants me

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

[Removed by poster at 08/12/18 00:29:56]

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

22hrs after originally posting & not a peep out of the OP.

He either got lucky, or he's sat in O'Niels crying into his beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure this is a winning approach.

And I'm sure I'm not the only one who is turned off by "my balls are full". Really?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I’m adie 32 from Sittingbourne Kent but in Basildon Essex for few days any won’t some fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh em gee

midget

Fucker

Not quite Cave Hill, more Hillsborough but I'm not posh...

Hillsborough is a lot closer than England

True. But I'm too married for you "

True, you are

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hi I’m adie 32 from Sittingbourne Kent but in Basildon Essex for few days any won’t some fun"

Hijacking someone else's thread is rude.

Your username will put many off.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"22hrs after originally posting & not a peep out of the OP.

He either got lucky, or he's sat in O'Niels crying into his beer "

I know which one I’m betting on, Phoenix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh em gee

midget

Fucker

Not quite Cave Hill, more Hillsborough but I'm not posh...

Hillsborough is a lot closer than England

True. But I'm too married for you

True, you are "

Such is my life

Nice chatting to you anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh em gee

midget

Fucker

Not quite Cave Hill, more Hillsborough but I'm not posh...

Hillsborough is a lot closer than England

True. But I'm too married for you

True, you are

Such is my life

Nice chatting to you anyway."

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get any?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He might have! Hasn't been on in a day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he got so much he's knackered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha just moved from Winchester.. "

What a shame it could have been all yours.....I bet your gutted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound like you can’t be bothered.

As a female, at that point, I tap out!

Bye

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