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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

Is my profile upto fab standards?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Absolutely, yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is my profile upto fab standards? "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Smashed it fella

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Yes, let us know how many women flood your inbox by the end of today

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Yes, let us know how many women flood your inbox by the end of today"

Why would I do that? Surely I’ll be too busy getting some

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Yes, let us know how many women flood your inbox by the end of today

Why would I do that? Surely I’ll be too busy getting some "

Oh you’ve got me hooked now, I want to see how the narrative plays out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many words

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Too many words"

Really? I thought women like paragraphs written about them.. prove me wrong

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Yes, let us know how many women flood your inbox by the end of today

Why would I do that? Surely I’ll be too busy getting some

Oh you’ve got me hooked now, I want to see how the narrative plays out"

Go to work ignore what I said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking notes here

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel

No it’s not. Best leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No it’s not. Best leave "

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Yes, let us know how many women flood your inbox by the end of today

Why would I do that? Surely I’ll be too busy getting some

Oh you’ve got me hooked now, I want to see how the narrative plays out

Go to work ignore what I said "

Well it’s difficult for me to go to work now, considering I’ve been here since 9pm yesterday. Maybe you need a time machine and can tell me to do that at 8.30 yesterday evening

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"No it’s not. Best leave "

Ooohhhhhhh that's naughty. You're not allowed to tell people to leave the site. I got a van for that once.

Also, it's not very nice is it?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"No it’s not. Best leave

Ooohhhhhhh that's naughty. You're not allowed to tell people to leave the site. I got a van for that once.

Also, it's not very nice is it? "

Hope it was a trannie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, let us know how many women flood your inbox by the end of today

Why would I do that? Surely I’ll be too busy getting some

Oh you’ve got me hooked now, I want to see how the narrative plays out"

Shall I tell you?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"No it’s not. Best leave

Ooohhhhhhh that's naughty. You're not allowed to tell people to leave the site. I got a van for that once.

Also, it's not very nice is it?

Hope it was a trannie "

Haha

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

This is bananas

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

[Removed by poster at 14/11/18 07:37:43]

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Yes, let us know how many women flood your inbox by the end of today

Why would I do that? Surely I’ll be too busy getting some

Oh you’ve got me hooked now, I want to see how the narrative plays out

Shall I tell you?"

Please do, I like to have many sources to get the full story

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel

Did I say leave omg.

I’d never say anything like that ever I’m sure I meant leave your profile as it is as it’s just perfect

Although it is slightly similar to someone else’s mind You, but surely no one would ever create a second profile to beat a van. We all know vans are the fastest delivery method around

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

Are you sure about the height?

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"No it’s not. Best leave

Ooohhhhhhh that's naughty. You're not allowed to tell people to leave the site. I got a van for that once.

Also, it's not very nice is it? "

Which van did you get? I’m looking for a Crafter with a Luton box and tail lift.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel


"Yes, let us know how many women flood your inbox by the end of today

Why would I do that? Surely I’ll be too busy getting some

Oh you’ve got me hooked now, I want to see how the narrative plays out

Shall I tell you?"

O pray do my dear wonderful woman. I love a good story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is bananas "

Totally, man!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel


"This is bananas

Totally, man! "

I never did like bananas. Always found them to be slimey and predictable

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"This is bananas

Totally, man!

I never did like bananas. Always found them to be slimey and predictable "

Do you like cucumber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I say leave omg.

I’d never say anything like that ever I’m sure I meant leave your profile as it is as it’s just perfect

Although it is slightly similar to someone else’s mind You, but surely no one would ever create a second profile to beat a van. We all know vans are the fastest delivery method around "

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel


"This is bananas

Totally, man!

I never did like bananas. Always found them to be slimey and predictable

Do you like cucumber? "

Everyone loves cucumber. They are so useful in many ways. Perhaps you should try the reverse cucumber sandwich It’s rather delicious to watch it been made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is bananas "

Totally bananas

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"This is bananas

Totally, man!

I never did like bananas. Always found them to be slimey and predictable

Do you like cucumber?

Everyone loves cucumber. They are so useful in many ways. Perhaps you should try the reverse cucumber sandwich It’s rather delicious to watch it been made"

I’m okay. Thank you.

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"This is bananas

Totally bananas "

Ladies love bananas, they say they don’t but they do

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel

Most were put off bananas by the borris Johnson banana scandal back in August. Terrible thing altogether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is bananas

Totally bananas

Ladies love bananas, they say they don’t but they do "

I don’t like them too soft though. I like a nice firm one.

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"This is bananas

Totally bananas

Ladies love bananas, they say they don’t but they do

I don’t like them too soft though. I like a nice firm one. "

I think you are talking about cocks because you can’t chew a very firm banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is bananas

Totally bananas

Ladies love bananas, they say they don’t but they do

I don’t like them too soft though. I like a nice firm one.

I think you are talking about cocks because you can’t chew a very firm banana "

No I don’t like to chew I’m more of a nibble a banana slowly and make it last

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"No it’s not. Best leave

Ooohhhhhhh that's naughty. You're not allowed to tell people to leave the site. I got a van for that once.

Also, it's not very nice is it?

Which van did you get? I’m looking for a Crafter with a Luton box and tail lift."

A mini van so I will look like a clown getting out of it

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"This is bananas

Totally bananas

Ladies love bananas, they say they don’t but they do

I don’t like them too soft though. I like a nice firm one.

I think you are talking about cocks because you can’t chew a very firm banana

No I don’t like to chew I’m more of a nibble a banana slowly and make it last "

I challenge you to make me last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it matter?

Just send a cock pic, no words needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is bananas

Totally bananas

Ladies love bananas, they say they don’t but they do

I don’t like them too soft though. I like a nice firm one.

I think you are talking about cocks because you can’t chew a very firm banana

No I don’t like to chew I’m more of a nibble a banana slowly and make it last

I challenge you to make me last "

What you mean like some sort of experiment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your username, very apt I'm thinking of changing mine to FatLassFuckinngFreezing

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"This is bananas

Totally bananas

Ladies love bananas, they say they don’t but they do

I don’t like them too soft though. I like a nice firm one.

I think you are talking about cocks because you can’t chew a very firm banana

No I don’t like to chew I’m more of a nibble a banana slowly and make it last

I challenge you to make me last

What you mean like some sort of experiment?"

I would never say experiment.. ladies don’t like being an experiment

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"I like your username, very apt I'm thinking of changing mine to FatLassFuckinngFreezing "

I dare you!

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Does it matter?

Just send a cock pic, no words needed "

Can I get an invite to Hastings social?

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

Nope its lacking 4 six pack photos and at least 5 cock shots from droopy to dripping and spent then you will be in the big boy profile club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it matter?

Just send a cock pic, no words needed

Can I get an invite to Hastings social? "

Anytime...assume I have to have the female gang bang all organised for after ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is my profile upto fab standards? "

Is mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is bananas

Totally bananas

Ladies love bananas, they say they don’t but they do

I don’t like them too soft though. I like a nice firm one.

I think you are talking about cocks because you can’t chew a very firm banana

No I don’t like to chew I’m more of a nibble a banana slowly and make it last

I challenge you to make me last

What you mean like some sort of experiment?

I would never say experiment.. ladies don’t like being an experiment "

You’re learning

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"This is bananas

Totally bananas

Ladies love bananas, they say they don’t but they do

I don’t like them too soft though. I like a nice firm one.

I think you are talking about cocks because you can’t chew a very firm banana

No I don’t like to chew I’m more of a nibble a banana slowly and make it last

I challenge you to make me last

What you mean like some sort of experiment?

I would never say experiment.. ladies don’t like being an experiment

You’re learning "

So challenge accepted?

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Does it matter?

Just send a cock pic, no words needed

Can I get an invite to Hastings social?

Anytime...assume I have to have the female gang bang all organised for after ? "

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is my profile upto fab standards? "

It’s the same as your other thread ? The last person I gave profile advice to copied and pasted my profile text. I can rewrite yours. For a fee

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Is my profile upto fab standards?

It’s the same as your other thread ? The last person I gave profile advice to copied and pasted my profile text. I can rewrite yours. For a fee "

I wrote the profile and thread my self.. I can write my own threads and profile.. English is my third language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is my profile upto fab standards?

It’s the same as your other thread ? The last person I gave profile advice to copied and pasted my profile text. I can rewrite yours. For a fee

I wrote the profile and thread my self.. I can write my own threads and profile.. English is my third language "

Congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You been here before OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need to ask... spot on, the benchmark for all male profiles.

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"You been here before OP? "

This is a bit like asking someone hey have we met before? Would you like to fuck? And if this is what you are doing, it worked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"[Removed by poster at 14/11/18 08:27:18]"

Seriously??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Also.... Can't believe we've got to 60 posts and no one has passively aggressively pointed out the typo in the title.... You're slacking people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You been here before OP?

This is a bit like asking someone hey have we met before? Would you like to fuck? And if this is what you are doing, it worked! "

No that’s definitely not my intention at all, however I appreciate you asking. You just seem like someone else who use to post in the forums before.

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Also.... Can't believe we've got to 60 posts and no one has passively aggressively pointed out the typo in the title.... You're slacking people! "

Sssshhhhhhhhhh..

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"You been here before OP?

This is a bit like asking someone hey have we met before? Would you like to fuck? And if this is what you are doing, it worked!

No that’s definitely not my intention at all, however I appreciate you asking. You just seem like someone else who use to post in the forums before."

In that case, I can confirm we have never shagged before unfortunately

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel


"Is my profile upto fab standards?

It’s the same as your other thread ? The last person I gave profile advice to copied and pasted my profile text. I can rewrite yours. For a fee

I wrote the profile and thread my self.. I can write my own threads and profile.. English is my third language "

As if smart assed ness.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"Is my profile upto fab standards? "

That is a dubiously low bar to set yourself against by anyone's standards

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"Yes, let us know how many women flood your inbox by the end of today

Why would I do that? Surely I’ll be too busy getting some

Oh you’ve got me hooked now, I want to see how the narrative plays out

Shall I tell you?"

No it's nearly Xmas -save all the surprises till then

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Is my profile upto fab standards?

That is a dubiously low bar to set yourself against by anyone's standards"

Lol

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