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By *r1nderm4n OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Okay, okay.. I’ve spotted a trend with profile advice posts.

So hit me..

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By *ortobello SionnachWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

And that trend is?

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By *r1nderm4n OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Erm... people requesting ..erm, profile advise?

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Id say a few more photos, loose the "angry" snarl photo.

Add more about you in the write up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id say a few more photos, loose the "angry" snarl photo.

Add more about you in the write up. "

This

And give up the smoking, if you can't do it for your health then do it to attract a wider range of people to you. We always use the filter to select non smokers, so we wouldn't even see your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of biscuits do you have? Thats the most important information

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

I’d say your profile is ok. Maybe add some more pics but other than that it’s cool.

For what it’s worth I like the edgy pics

Mrs

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By *r1nderm4n OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Cheers for the feedback - appreciated

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By *r1nderm4n OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I’m usually carrying an array, from your Malted milk right up to the biscuit finesse of the chocolate finger.

I draw a line at Veinesse swirls though as they notoriously don’t travel well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m usually carrying an array, from your Malted milk right up to the biscuit finesse of the chocolate finger.

I draw a line at Veinesse swirls though as they notoriously don’t travel well."

If theres a custard cream you're on to a winner

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By *r1nderm4n OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"I’m usually carrying an array, from your Malted milk right up to the biscuit finesse of the chocolate finger.

I draw a line at Veinesse swirls though as they notoriously don’t travel well.

If theres a custard cream you're on to a winner"

Plentiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m usually carrying an array, from your Malted milk right up to the biscuit finesse of the chocolate finger.

I draw a line at Veinesse swirls though as they notoriously don’t travel well.

If theres a custard cream you're on to a winner

Plentiful "

Delightful

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By *r1nderm4n OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"I’m usually carrying an array, from your Malted milk right up to the biscuit finesse of the chocolate finger.

I draw a line at Veinesse swirls though as they notoriously don’t travel well.

If theres a custard cream you're on to a winner

Plentiful

Delightful "

Nice

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Your profile made me laugh, nice to see you have a sense of humour, good luck x

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

Grinderman?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Great profile. My only suggestion is to alter your age preferences....would you really go with a 96 year old ???

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I thought from your name you would be gay.

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By *r1nderm4n OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Grinderman?"

Yes?.. are you wanting my attention or querying my username?

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By *r1nderm4n OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"I thought from your name you would be gay. "

Ahh, it goes deeper than a Gay dating site, decades deeper.

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By *r1nderm4n OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Great profile. My only suggestion is to alter your age preferences....would you really go with a 96 year old ???"

Hmmm, no, let me make that small adjustment. Thanks for bringing that to my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id say a few more photos, loose the "angry" snarl photo.

Add more about you in the write up. "

I like

The photo

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By *r1nderm4n OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Id say a few more photos, loose the "angry" snarl photo.

Add more about you in the write up.

I like

The photo "

Thank you, clearly you’ve got Good taste!

It would appear I’m all a bit Marmite.

I can live with that,

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By *oAngelsCouple
over a year ago

Sutton


"I thought from your name you would be gay.

Ahh, it goes deeper than a Gay dating site, decades deeper. "

Nick Cave?

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By *r1nderm4n OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"I thought from your name you would be gay.

Ahh, it goes deeper than a Gay dating site, decades deeper.

Nick Cave?"

Ooh, We have ourselves a winner!

Congrats

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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago

Bristol Area


"I thought from your name you would be gay.

Ahh, it goes deeper than a Gay dating site, decades deeper.

Nick Cave?

Ooh, We have ourselves a winner!

Congrats "

Sure, but *most* people looking would make the first connection, maybe even before opening your profile.

Also, typo in High Wycombe was the first thing I noticed.

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By *oxycouple28Couple
over a year ago

bexley

Didn't look at the photos to be honest. But the write up made me laugh, and it's things like that which will make you stand out...

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By *r1nderm4n OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"I thought from your name you would be gay.

Ahh, it goes deeper than a Gay dating site, decades deeper.

Nick Cave?

Ooh, We have ourselves a winner!

Congrats

Sure, but *most* people looking would make the first connection, maybe even before opening your profile.

Also, typo in High Wycombe was the first thing I noticed. "

I think we might be focusing on a username just a tad too much.

Maybe I should of gone for something a bit more imaginative perhaps?

MrDesperate?

LordBigballs

Mikefromslough

I’ve corrected the typo,

Thanks for the feedback!

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By *r1nderm4n OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Didn't look at the photos to be honest. But the write up made me laugh, and it's things like that which will make you stand out... "

Wise choice, they’re horrific and not for the faint heartened!

Ya very much! You can stay.

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