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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Heyyy I’m new here and looking for first fab anyone (females)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This really is small man syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This really is small man syndrome "

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a serious note, you need more cock pics to attract the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note, you need more cock pics to attract the ladies "

Also add everyone as a friend even if haven't spoke to them - women and couples love collecting new friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note, you need more cock pics to attract the ladies

Also add everyone as a friend even if haven't spoke to them - women and couples love collecting new friends.

"

Also they don’t like long messages.. just a simple short and to the point message will do the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note, you need more cock pics to attract the ladies

Also add everyone as a friend even if haven't spoke to them - women and couples love collecting new friends.

Also they don’t like long messages.. just a

simple short and to the point message will do the job "

Don't take no for an answer! People on fab love to play hard to get. Bombard them into accepting a meet! Don't be afraid to get abusive if the nos keep coming. That's when they know you really want to meet them.

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By *lackfunderMan
over a year ago

Trafford

Get noticed ok just talk be honest respectful try have a bit of humour and wit to.

Also patience is key don't be expecting every woman or couple to want to meet we all have preferences.

I ain't looking on your profile can't be arsed no disrespect bit yeah just be nice have patience and good times will hopefully happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get noticed ok just talk be honest respectful try have a bit of humour and wit to.

Also patience is key don't be expecting every woman or couple to want to meet we all have preferences.

I ain't looking on your profile can't be arsed no disrespect bit yeah just be nice have patience and good times will hopefully happen."

This is awful advice. His 9 meets must be fake as no way this works! Do the exact opposite he says including looking at your profile

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By *rednwilma1Couple
over a year ago

york

Honestly !!!! ... you guys !!

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By *lackfunderMan
over a year ago

Trafford

Hahaha somebody's fishing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get noticed ok just talk be honest respectful try have a bit of humour and wit to.

Also patience is key don't be expecting every woman or couple to want to meet we all have preferences.

I ain't looking on your profile can't be arsed no disrespect bit yeah just be nice have patience and good times will hopefully happen.

This is awful advice. His 9 meets must be fake as no way this works! Do the exact opposite he says including looking at your profile"

I agree! Terrible advice! Dude, remember one thing, this is a sex site and people want sex when they are horny.. it’s not plenty of fish

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note, you need more cock pics to attract the ladies "

One next to a remote control if possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note, you need more cock pics to attract the ladies

One next to a remote control if possible"

If you can’t afford sky, use Lynx Africa spray can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note, you need more cock pics to attract the ladies

One next to a remote control if possible

If you can’t afford sky, use Lynx Africa spray can "

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By *lackfunderMan
over a year ago

Trafford


"Get noticed ok just talk be honest respectful try have a bit of humour and wit to.

Also patience is key don't be expecting every woman or couple to want to meet we all have preferences.

I ain't looking on your profile can't be arsed no disrespect bit yeah just be nice have patience and good times will hopefully happen.

This is awful advice. His 9 meets must be fake as no way this works! Do the exact opposite he says including looking at your profile

I agree! Terrible advice! Dude, remember one thing, this is a sex site and people want sex when they are horny.. it’s not plenty of fish

Have fun "

Hey it works for me I'm even worse on pof now that's a real sex site hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note, you need more cock pics to attract the ladies

One next to a remote control if possible

If you can’t afford sky, use Lynx Africa spray can "

It has to be Lynx Africa - no other variations are a correct measurement tool. If you put a Lynx ark temptation next to your cock you will just look insane.

On a serious serious note - just be yourself .........with a lot more bareback chat. Throw it in at every opportunity.

E.g hey how are you? .... I'm barebacking good! What are you up to today besides barebacking. Message in a bit as my boss is barebacking me to get this barebacking report completed in barebacking time

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Get a reverse bikini tan, dye your hair green, talk with your mouth fulll and juggle sex toys while giving bagpipe lessons on Oxford Street -yes, that should just about do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a reverse bikini tan, dye your hair green, talk with your mouth fulll and juggle sex toys while giving bagpipe lessons on Oxford Street -yes, that should just about do it"

He's trying to get noticed on fab..... your comment is extremely unhelpful and increasingly annoying the more I read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to your local shopping centre, strip naked, paint your body yellow and scream. Loudly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a reverse bikini tan, dye your hair green, talk with your mouth fulll and juggle sex toys while giving bagpipe lessons on Oxford Street -yes, that should just about do it

He's trying to get noticed on fab..... your comment is extremely unhelpful and increasingly annoying the more I read it"

I hate when people mock newbies! He needs a little guidance why can’t you give him a little rope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to your local shopping centre, strip naked, paint your body yellow and scream. Loudly. "

Not everybody has a vagina

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"He's trying to get noticed on fab..... your comment is extremely unhelpful and increasingly annoying the more I read it"

You are perfectly free to ignore my posts -they aren't mandatory, there is no exam at the end.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"I hate when people mock newbies! He needs a little guidance why can’t you give him a little rope! "

I'm not mocking anyone -playing with expectations maybe but not mocking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahah this guy hasn't even taking the fab exam! Amateur 101 here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's trying to get noticed on fab..... your comment is extremely unhelpful and increasingly annoying the more I read it

You are perfectly free to ignore my posts -they aren't mandatory, there is no exam at the end.

"

Easy for you to make fun of newbie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahah this guy hasn't even taking the fab exam! Amateur 101 here"

Exactly! OP I hope you get some fun soon and keep us updated if you do or need further advise

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"Hahah this guy hasn't even taking the fab exam! Amateur 101 here"

You do realise that it is a vicious circle -paying attention to me will only get you incensed.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Welcome to the forum OP...as you can probably tell most of the answers are spoof ones so do the opposite to advised

Your profile could do with something on it if you are going to attract someone. Stick around on the forum / use chat/ go to a social and one of them will get you noticed.

Good luck and welcome again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahah this guy hasn't even taking the fab exam! Amateur 101 here

You do realise that it is a vicious circle -paying attention to me will only get you incensed."

I do like incensed candles! Provide a great ambience to a room - I see no problem with your threat! Just be nice and helpful to newbies that's all we want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How cruel you lot are. Poor little thing. Have some pity. Giving him all this advice. That will surely get his ass blocked.

SHAME ON YOU

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Having a profile would be a good start. A lot will look at it before responding.

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"How cruel you lot are. Poor little thing. Have some pity. Giving him all this advice. That will surely get his ass blocked.

SHAME ON YOU "

I was giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How cruel you lot are. Poor little thing. Have some pity. Giving him all this advice. That will surely get his ass blocked.

SHAME ON YOU

I was giggling "

I was secretly but thought bless him

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By *lackfunderMan
over a year ago

Trafford

He had one bless he probably took there advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He had one bless he probably took there advice "

Oh I hope not. Poor guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He had one bless he probably took there advice

Oh I hope not. Poor guy lol "

He's removed his profile pic now. He's on the right tracks at least

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Why have a face pic and then have a face pic with it scribbled out???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why have a face pic and then have a face pic with it scribbled out??? "

I guess because one shows him naked and other fully clothed. I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write something that stands out.

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Why have a face pic and then have a face pic with it scribbled out???

I guess because one shows him naked and other fully clothed. I think"

Always makes me think they’re a catfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I m sorry but I would have to disagree if you bombard them with offensive comments you can be block and if you do it to everyone then you might get blocked by everyone just my opinion and also a proper message to start with will go down better than a straight to the point oh and read their proper and if you think you fit then take it from there good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome to the forum OP...as you can probably tell most of the answers are spoof ones so do the opposite to advised

Your profile could do with something on it if you are going to attract someone. Stick around on the forum / use chat/ go to a social and one of them will get you noticed.

Good luck and welcome again"

Cheers XD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why have a face pic and then have a face pic with it scribbled out???

I guess because one shows him naked and other fully clothed. I think"

Yuppp here have a cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why have a face pic and then have a face pic with it scribbled out???

I guess because one shows him naked and other fully clothed. I think

Yuppp here have a cookie "

Exactly ** thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why have a face pic and then have a face pic with it scribbled out???

I guess because one shows him naked and other fully clothed. I think

Always makes me think they’re a catfish "

No not catfished the other lady pretty much pointed it our & also I think I’m already verified

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How cruel you lot are. Poor little thing. Have some pity. Giving him all this advice. That will surely get his ass blocked.

SHAME ON YOU

I was giggling

I was secretly but thought bless him "

I had a feeling it sounded a bit off ? I’m sure barley anyone likes that :/ what would you suggest then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He had one bless he probably took there advice

Oh I hope not. Poor guy lol "

Nahhh :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks to everyone that helped me and gave me some decent advice, i’ll Take that in & to all the people that were getting and me cause I’m new and just genuinely trolling ...... do one

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Thanks to everyone that helped me and gave me some decent advice, i’ll Take that in & to all the people that were getting and me cause I’m new and just genuinely trolling ...... do one "

They were having a laugh??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks to everyone that helped me and gave me some decent advice, i’ll Take that in & to all the people that were getting and me cause I’m new and just genuinely trolling ...... do one

They were having a laugh??"

Ha.ha..

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

You were not to know if they were joking or not so don't worry about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You were not to know if they were joking or not so don't worry about it"

Definitely won’t be ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You were not to know if they were joking or not so don't worry about it

Definitely won’t be ??"

**

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It takes a long time for most single men to get established. Stay upbeat and use your profile to really sell you, as good as or better than someone similar. Keep your communication precise, such as specifying whether you do or don't want to meet couples.

People pick others because of what they offer in comparison to their needs and what others have to offer. State the basics, such as hygiene but don't rely on that being enough for anyone to rip your knickers off. The dom aspect will discourage some, so don't rely on that either - there are thousands of guys who emphasize they are dom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note, you need more cock pics to attract the ladies

Also add everyone as a friend even if haven't spoke to them - women and couples love collecting new friends.

"
ba ha ha ha ha ha

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