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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Crime partner apply within

I am looking for crime partner to visit clubs together, however just like all other sexy people here I have certain criteria that I am seeking:

- you must not be serial killer

- you must not have record of stealing penises

- you must not want a baby and run away to club benefits (at least share it)

Xxxxxxxx Jokes apart xxxxxxxxx

Should Be's

- should live 30 to 40 miles radius from me. (exception to travel 100 miles to be your chauffer if we can have a laugh for 10 mins)

- should be polite

- should not be the one to bail out (however if circumstances changes, just inform)

- should be honest

- should have good communication between us

Can Be' s

- bi sexual

- any race except an alien

- any height except An ant woman

- any size except less than 10 grams

- single/ double/ Milf / Wife

- if single parent, please let me know as I know what it takes to have baby sitter and we will work around your time, your convenience

Must not be

- drug addict

- Rude

My Offer:

- Discreet meet and tailored around you

- punctuality

- top level hygeine

- two way communication

- No contribution of fuel or any other monetary value (just kisses)

- no judgement

- no pressure

- Your safety from alienated men unless the guy is a wrestler

- Safe sex

- ONLY fun and fun and fun and fun xxx

I have some sense of humor as you can imagine reading the above and if you like it then mesage me and we will hook up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading through your profile and this post, I have one main question. Are you looking for a 3rd? As you make it clear at the beginning of your profile that you are coupled up with a Maria?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After reading through your profile and this post, I have one main question. Are you looking for a 3rd? As you make it clear at the beginning of your profile that you are coupled up with a Maria? "

Guess I can't send you mesage directly. Lol

Sorry - I should make this clear in my profile. She is setting off to different country to get her career boosted hence looking for "the one" now

Sorry for the confusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess I can't send you mesage directly. Lol

Sorry - I should make this clear in my profile. She is setting off to different country to get her career boosted hence looking for "the one" now

Sorry for the confusion

Why would you want to send me a message directly? I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd be confused by your profile and your post.

Also, just because I replied to your post, it does not mean I'm interested, sorry.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why don't you take Maria off your profile ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don't you take Maria off your profile ?"

Just did xx to avoid confusion.

Thank you xxx

You should move down south. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess I can't send you mesage directly. Lol

Sorry - I should make this clear in my profile. She is setting off to different country to get her career boosted hence looking for "the one" now

Sorry for the confusion

Why would you want to send me a message directly? I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd be confused by your profile and your post.

Also, just because I replied to your post, it does not mean I'm interested, sorry. "

Sure you are right. Thank you

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Go on your own and meet new people, or go with a male friend. What is it with guys who want babysitting at clubs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on your own and meet new people, or go with a male friend. What is it with guys who want babysitting at clubs?"

I like people xx what you call baby sitting, I call it good company xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess I can't send you mesage directly. Lol

Sorry - I should make this clear in my profile. She is setting off to different country to get her career boosted hence looking for "the one" now

Sorry for the confusion

Why would you want to send me a message directly? I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd be confused by your profile and your post.

Also, just because I replied to your post, it does not mean I'm interested, sorry. "

Hate peoole who think a reply to a forum post is an invitation to PM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess I can't send you mesage directly. Lol

Sorry - I should make this clear in my profile. She is setting off to different country to get her career boosted hence looking for "the one" now

Sorry for the confusion

Why would you want to send me a message directly? I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd be confused by your profile and your post.

Also, just because I replied to your post, it does not mean I'm interested, sorry.

Hate peoole who think a reply to a forum post is an invitation to PM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies !!!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Why don't you take Maria off your profile ?

Just did xx to avoid confusion.

Your profile is still titled "couple seeking fun"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don't you take Maria off your profile ?

Just did xx to avoid confusion.

Your profile is still titled "couple seeking fun""

Sally is on my case !!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oops deleted in error !

If I was on your case I would ask why your profile says "updated April" when it was updated today !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oops deleted in error !

If I was on your case I would ask why your profile says "updated April" when it was updated today !"

Haha... I didn't updated that my Lord. Would you like execute my penis

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Op you're allowed to ask for what you want as long as its within site rules.

I don't know how much luck you'll have though because women generally like to be free to chat and play with whoever they want at a club.

Have you thought of attending organised socials if there's any in your area? You might meet people there who would enjoy accompanying you to a club.

Good luck

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Op you're allowed to ask for what you want as long as its within site rules.

I don't know how much luck you'll have though because women generally like to be free to chat and play with whoever they want at a club.

Have you thought of attending organised socials if there's any in your area? You might meet people there who would enjoy accompanying you to a club.

Good luck"

This.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op you're allowed to ask for what you want as long as its within site rules.

I don't know how much luck you'll have though because women generally like to be free to chat and play with whoever they want at a club.

Have you thought of attending organised socials if there's any in your area? You might meet people there who would enjoy accompanying you to a club.

Good luck"

Thanks but yes I do attend the social meets.

The reason I put this out there for any ladies who fits the criteria and happy to have someone more than fuck buddy i.e. friend or partner in crime can link.

I am not preyeing on someone's weakness or harnessing needs. It's my wish to ask if someone would be interested.

So far I only have 3 inboxes from beautiful ladies. However, as my post dictates anything more than 40 to 50 miles won't be practical hence "Shy girl" I have to decline your offer I am afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op you're allowed to ask for what you want as long as its within site rules.

I don't know how much luck you'll have though because women generally like to be free to chat and play with whoever they want at a club.

Have you thought of attending organised socials if there's any in your area? You might meet people there who would enjoy accompanying you to a club.

Good luck"

On the side not thanks for taking time out to read and wishing me luck. Much needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All sweet ladies xxx

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By *iberatedPairCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Guess I can't send you mesage directly. Lol

Sorry - I should make this clear in my profile. She is setting off to different country to get her career boosted hence looking for "the one" now

Sorry for the confusion

Why would you want to send me a message directly? I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd be confused by your profile and your post.

Also, just because I replied to your post, it does not mean I'm interested, sorry.

Hate peoole who think a reply to a forum post is an invitation to PM

Maybe fab thinks it is definitely a heavily used option as it has a reply privately option!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess I can't send you mesage directly. Lol

Sorry - I should make this clear in my profile. She is setting off to different country to get her career boosted hence looking for "the one" now

Sorry for the confusion

Why would you want to send me a message directly? I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd be confused by your profile and your post.

Also, just because I replied to your post, it does not mean I'm interested, sorry.

Hate peoole who think a reply to a forum post is an invitation to PM

Maybe fab thinks it is definitely a heavily used option as it has a reply privately option!!"

You are right xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess I can't send you mesage directly. Lol

Sorry - I should make this clear in my profile. She is setting off to different country to get her career boosted hence looking for "the one" now

Sorry for the confusion

Why would you want to send me a message directly? I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd be confused by your profile and your post.

Also, just because I replied to your post, it does not mean I'm interested, sorry.

Hate peoole who think a reply to a forum post is an invitation to PM

Maybe fab thinks it is definitely a heavily used option as it has a reply privately option!!

You are right xx"

It might be heavily used, doesn't mean we have to like it

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By *he RingmasterMan
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs

Dude

Message has a double s in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess I can't send you mesage directly. Lol

Sorry - I should make this clear in my profile. She is setting off to different country to get her career boosted hence looking for "the one" now

Sorry for the confusion

Why would you want to send me a message directly? I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd be confused by your profile and your post.

Also, just because I replied to your post, it does not mean I'm interested, sorry.

Hate peoole who think a reply to a forum post is an invitation to PM

Maybe fab thinks it is definitely a heavily used option as it has a reply privately option!!

You are right xx

It might be heavily used, doesn't mean we have to like it

Like it so light it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dude

Message has a double s in it.

Thanks...spelling police is here

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