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"Your profile is just perfect.... ....for those looking for a filter " Sure is | |||
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"Your profile is just perfect.... ....for those looking for a filter Sure is " What did that mean exactly? | |||
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"“any existing sluts wanting to be fucked by my huge cock I've got to use super king sized condoms” If I was looking for someone your age that sentence would be an automatic put off. Sounds very immature. " If that's how he thinks then he should keep it. I wouldn't want to meet someone if that was their mindset and I didn't know. | |||
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"“any existing sluts wanting to be fucked by my huge cock I've got to use super king sized condoms” If I was looking for someone your age that sentence would be an automatic put off. Sounds very immature. If that's how he thinks then he should keep it. I wouldn't want to meet someone if that was their mindset and I didn't know." True! Maybe it’s a good thing that profiles like that be as honest as possible. Makes it easier for us to avoid. | |||
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"Ive been on here a few weeks now an i havent had any intrests of any couples nor women what should i do any tips? " Although in your head, you might think this site as a cattle market. People are not pieces of meat. They are here for their pleasure and you seem very chauvinistic in your profile, also overly arrogant and a bit of a prick tbh. Just saying | |||
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"“any existing sluts wanting to be fucked by my huge cock I've got to use super king sized condoms” If I was looking for someone your age that sentence would be an automatic put off. Sounds very immature. If that's how he thinks then he should keep it. I wouldn't want to meet someone if that was their mindset and I didn't know. True! Maybe it’s a good thing that profiles like that be as honest as possible. Makes it easier for us to avoid. " Jackpot. | |||
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"Ive been on here a few weeks now an i havent had any intrests of any couples nor women what should i do any tips? Although in your head, you might think this site as a cattle market. People are not pieces of meat. They are here for their pleasure and you seem very chauvinistic in your profile, also overly arrogant and a bit of a prick tbh. Just saying " To be fair I'd be surprised if he comes back to read any of this. My guess is that he's waiting for his inbox to fill with messages from sluts on their knees begging for his huge wang. | |||
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"Ive been on here a few weeks now an i havent had any intrests of any couples nor women what should i do any tips? Although in your head, you might think this site as a cattle market. People are not pieces of meat. They are here for their pleasure and you seem very chauvinistic in your profile, also overly arrogant and a bit of a prick tbh. Just saying To be fair I'd be surprised if he comes back to read any of this. My guess is that he's waiting for his inbox to fill with messages from sluts on their knees begging for his huge wang. " It's not that huge though really. Everyone's seen far bigger | |||
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"Ive been on here a few weeks now an i havent had any intrests of any couples nor women what should i do any tips? " Give up if its not working.. Why flog a dead horse | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya " Chuckle. | |||
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"Poor guy getting slaughtered lol bang out of order yous lot x" Don't forget desperate. We're desperate too. | |||
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"Ive been on here a few weeks now an i havent had any intrests of any couples nor women what should i do any tips? Although in your head, you might think this site as a cattle market. People are not pieces of meat. They are here for their pleasure and you seem very chauvinistic in your profile, also overly arrogant and a bit of a prick tbh. Just saying To be fair I'd be surprised if he comes back to read any of this. My guess is that he's waiting for his inbox to fill with messages from sluts on their knees begging for his huge wang.that is funny as F.. k girl I'm pissing myself here lol " | |||
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"Nothing a large rubber wouldn't sort. And Im not talking about your condoms. And probably a new attitude " Looks like he took the first part of your advice at least | |||
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"Ive been on here a few weeks now an i havent had any intrests of any couples nor women what should i do any tips? " I haven't had a meet off here in 1 year and 8 months. Its fuckin graft chum | |||
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"Nothing a large rubber wouldn't sort. And Im not talking about your condoms. And probably a new attitude Looks like he took the first part of your advice at least " Yay | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya " Says the man begging for tips on how get a meet. | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya Says the man begging for tips on how get a meet. " But he's older now... he knows the score bruv. | |||
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"Ive been on here a few weeks now an i havent had any intrests of any couples nor women what should i do any tips? " just over a week 4 me pal and 1 horny couple meet 1 few days ago and 2 planned 4 the w/end and my chopper ain't even as big as yours life's good | |||
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"Poor guy getting slaughtered lol bang out of order yous lot x Don't forget desperate. We're desperate too." You got small bladder syndrome too?! | |||
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"Poor guy getting slaughtered lol bang out of order yous lot x Don't forget desperate. We're desperate too. You got small bladder syndrome too?! " Dribbling as I type | |||
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"You've been on here for two weeks! Chill! " This time round You'd think they'd learn | |||
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"Poor guy getting slaughtered lol bang out of order yous lot x Don't forget desperate. We're desperate too. You got small bladder syndrome too?! Dribbling as I type " Still thinking about yesterday's exchanges with a certain forumite I see | |||
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"Poor guy getting slaughtered lol bang out of order yous lot x Don't forget desperate. We're desperate too. You got small bladder syndrome too?! Dribbling as I type Still thinking about yesterday's exchanges with a certain forumite I see " Meow! | |||
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"Poor guy getting slaughtered lol bang out of order yous lot x Don't forget desperate. We're desperate too. You got small bladder syndrome too?! Dribbling as I type Still thinking about yesterday's exchanges with a certain forumite I see Meow! " I DO hope that's a cat that got the cream "meow" and not a suggestion I was being catty "meow" | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya " | |||
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"Poor guy getting slaughtered lol bang out of order yous lot x Don't forget desperate. We're desperate too. You got small bladder syndrome too?! Dribbling as I type Still thinking about yesterday's exchanges with a certain forumite I see Meow! I DO hope that's a cat that got the cream "meow" and not a suggestion I was being catty "meow" " I'd never suggest such a thing | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya " Dont cry too hard the loss of water could shring you cock trust me im a doctor | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya " Wouldn't want to be ya. | |||
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"Ive been on here a few weeks now an i havent had any intrests of any couples nor women what should i do any tips? " Writing a profile helps | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya " That must mean you are even more desperate then since 1) you’re on here too 2) you have to ask for advice on why you’re not getting meets. If we are all desperate as you say, and you aren’t getting any meets from us desperate lot you can’t be much of a catch if you can’t even get a fuck from a desperate woman? That’s awful... | |||
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"I’m growing a bigger cock with some stuff I bought do £46 off the internet from Malaysia. " That made me proper laugh out loud. Good work sir! | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya That must mean you are even more desperate then since 1) you’re on here too 2) you have to ask for advice on why you’re not getting meets. If we are all desperate as you say, and you aren’t getting any meets from us desperate lot you can’t be much of a catch if you can’t even get a fuck from a desperate woman? That’s awful... " I have the earworm of "Desperado" by the Eagles in my noggin. | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya That must mean you are even more desperate then since 1) you’re on here too 2) you have to ask for advice on why you’re not getting meets. If we are all desperate as you say, and you aren’t getting any meets from us desperate lot you can’t be much of a catch if you can’t even get a fuck from a desperate woman? That’s awful... " You forgot (3) Were a member previously and left and came back | |||
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"Ive been on here a few weeks now an i havent had any intrests of any couples nor women what should i do any tips? " Leave you have no chance x | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya " But you’re still here?! I’m assuming you’ve changed your profile since putting this thread up | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya But you’re still here?! I’m assuming you’ve changed your profile since putting this thread up " Tis a smashing read. | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya But you’re still here?! I’m assuming you’ve changed your profile since putting this thread up Tis a smashing read." Now, or when he originally made this post?! | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya But you’re still here?! I’m assuming you’ve changed your profile since putting this thread up Tis a smashing read." All six words of it that are there now - so he did at least listen | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya But you’re still here?! I’m assuming you’ve changed your profile since putting this thread up Tis a smashing read. All six words of it that are there now - so he did at least listen " six words isn't a profile...some would argue it isn't even a sentence... | |||
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"Your status isnt going to help you" Uhoh! | |||
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"Your status isnt going to help you Uhoh!" Fuckin Nora | |||
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"I wouldn't go anywhere near half of people on here probably good 5% are decent enough looking to meet so don't waste you time messaging " But do the 5% wanna meet you? Hmmm, that is the question | |||
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"Ahhhhhhhh i get now hes a troll" Hello troll | |||
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"I wouldn't go anywhere near half of people on here probably good 5% are decent enough looking to meet so don't waste you time messaging " There's something awry with your maths methinks - not that that in itself will make any difference to your chances of getting a reply let alone a meet | |||
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"Ether not good enough or too fat or old theres only a few that id actually find attractive " But do they find you attractive? If they do, I’m sure you’ll be swimming in messages and pussy in no time | |||
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"Ether not good enough or too fat or old theres only a few that id actually find attractive " Well op, us old bags don't seem to have a problem finding ripped as fuck, intelligent sexy men! Luckily you don't fit with what most women are looking for so it shouldn't be a problem for you finding the few you do find attractive.....oh wait.. Peach x | |||
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"Ether not good enough or too fat or old theres only a few that id actually find attractive " Thing is it's not just about who *you* find attractive is it? More importantly, especially given your opening post, it's about who finds *you* attractive, and I'll hazard a guess this thread has done nothing to help you with that | |||
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"Ether not good enough or too fat or old theres only a few that id actually find attractive Well op, us old bags don't seem to have a problem finding ripped as fuck, intelligent sexy men! Luckily you don't fit with what most women are looking for so it shouldn't be a problem for you finding the few you do find attractive.....oh wait.. Peach x" | |||
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"I wouldn't go anywhere near half of people on here probably good 5% are decent enough looking to meet so don't waste you time messaging " You’re terribly bitter it’s actually funny. Don’t post a forum post then throw your toys out the pram when people reply just now how you want. | |||
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"I wouldn't go anywhere near half of people on here probably good 5% are decent enough looking to meet so don't waste you time messaging But do the 5% wanna meet you? Hmmm, that is the question " LMAO! Exactly! That 5% don’t even want to meet him hence why he is posting this. Hahahaha. | |||
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"Ether not good enough or too fat or old theres only a few that id actually find attractive Thing is it's not just about who *you* find attractive is it? More importantly, especially given your opening post, it's about who finds *you* attractive, and I'll hazard a guess this thread has done nothing to help you with that " Yep that made me laugh | |||
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"The women are old what did you say? I mean everyone is going to be older than 24 and the down and out beard nice that pulls em " I’m younger than 24 | |||
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"I wouldn't go anywhere near half of people on here probably good 5% are decent enough looking to meet so don't waste you time messaging But do the 5% wanna meet you? Hmmm, that is the question " Come on guys. Let's just delete our accounts as we're old, scruffy and fat. Ffs OP grow up. The honest answer is you stand no fucking chance at all. | |||
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"The women are old what did you say? I mean everyone is going to be older than 24 and the down and out beard nice that pulls em I’m younger than 24 " Well You are the exception to every rule ma'am | |||
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"The women are old what did you say? I mean everyone is going to be older than 24 and the down and out beard nice that pulls em I’m younger than 24 Well You are the exception to every rule ma'am " | |||
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"Wow, how have we only just noticed this? We’ve just had a quick view of your profile, didn’t get time to read it all but looks great. Loving the different angles and lighting for the cock shots, made my knickers quite moist. You should definitely do well on here, good luck." put a clean pair on woman | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya That must mean you are even more desperate then since 1) you’re on here too 2) you have to ask for advice on why you’re not getting meets. If we are all desperate as you say, and you aren’t getting any meets from us desperate lot you can’t be much of a catch if you can’t even get a fuck from a desperate woman? That’s awful... I have the earworm of "Desperado" by the Eagles in my noggin." ..... why don't you come to your senses You been out ridin' fences for so long now... | |||
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"Ive been on here a few weeks now an i havent had any intrests of any couples nor women what should i do any tips? " You're up against thousands of fit as fuck men who accommodate and bother to write a profile setting out what they want and what they have to offer. Then there are profiles like yours, this thread offers more of an insight than your "profile" and you're amazed at the lack of interest? Seriously?!! | |||
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"Ive been on here a few weeks now an i havent had any intrests of any couples nor women what should i do any tips? " Your profile give people nothing. Maybe put a little detail into it? | |||
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"I wouldn't go anywhere near half of people on here probably good 5% are decent enough looking to meet so don't waste you time messaging " Ah ok no probs come back when your someones fucktoy | |||
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"Yeh this sites just for people who are desprate anyway cya But you’re still here?! I’m assuming you’ve changed your profile since putting this thread up Tis a smashing read. All six words of it that are there now - so he did at least listen six words isn't a profile...some would argue it isn't even a sentence... " He changed is profile text..if you read back the comments left you will get an idea..it said stuff like, I want to fuck sluts with my massive cock..420 not a problem ... | |||
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"Ive been on here a few weeks now an i havent had any intrests of any couples nor women what should i do any tips? " I been here years and haven’t met many think had 1 female meet and few socials but they ages ago Sooooo I can’t help cos obviously my technique is crap | |||
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"I’m growing a bigger cock with some stuff I bought do £46 off the internet from Malaysia. " I'm worried because you never specified where this cock is growing Could end up with a cock on the front and the back | |||
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