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"As qualified as 8 years experience gives you " You haven't actually learned how to do it then? I trained 4 weeks to do yoni and lingham massage | |||
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"As qualified as 8 years experience gives you You haven't actually learned how to do it then? I trained 4 weeks to do yoni and lingham massage " Are there courses to do this, I'm inter as I'm a qualified massage therapist | |||
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"As your aware yoni is an eastern term for a vagina and lingham for penis There is no training course for this I've been massaging ladies for 8 years now It is not just a ruse to get a shag " There are courses hahahahahaha | |||
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"I don't need to go on a course to know how to give a good massage Your iether good at it or your not and knowing what the client wants" I was just wondering if you were actually trained in it tbh or it's just a fanny massage, though worryingly you say clients which implies that you charge for it? | |||
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"Haha As you so succinctly say, it is not just a "fanny massage" As I've said this is a allover naked body massage with oil leaving the lady with a relaxed feeling The yoni is a small part of the massage Yes some women are just looking for an erotic massage focusing on there orgasm which I can provide " Are you fully clothed or naked whilst performing this free service ? | |||
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"I don't need to go on a course to know how to give a good massage Your iether good at it or your not and knowing what the client wants" To give a safe massage to your clients you do need to go on courses. As for doing it naked to them, well that's something I've never heard of being done with clients. Do you offer the same service to gentlemen OP? | |||
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"I don't need to go on a course to know how to give a good massage Your iether good at it or your not and knowing what the client wants To give a safe massage to your clients you do need to go on courses. As for doing it naked to them, well that's something I've never heard of being done with clients. Do you offer the same service to gentlemen OP? " Totally agree ... clients implies payment which I am concerned about with no training. Yoni massage is a recognised form of massage and training should be undertaken to be able to do this properly and safely. | |||
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"I'm sure you have your beliefs and values I also have mine and provide a quality massage to ladies that are looking for the service I can provide I am confident enough in my abilities to know I can deliver on what the client wants " its not as simple as you imply, you may well offer ladies a service but dont call what you do as a yoni massage, very few of the people I see are ready fir this sensual awakening without being prepared to able them to understand the full meaning of this and thier central space | |||
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"There is no recognised yoni training course There are no experts teaching this and if there is there taking money of of mugs who are prepared to pay For one last time I provide a lovely allover body massage with an optional yoni service or can offer an erotic massage tailored to what the client wants I've been providing massages to ladies for about 8 years So experience will always outweigh a one day new age workshop in tantra for mind and body!" There is training in yoni massage and I am trained in it!! So I don't know where you have got this information from? | |||
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"Exactly. He's basically a charlatan, bigging up what he does with a fancy name thereby masquerading as a service provider in the hope of a quick shag. Bit sad."  | |||
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"Why the aggressive tone and the hate I feel sorry for you take a deep breath and move on" No hate and no aggressive tone, just you are offering something that you are not qualified to do! Why not just call it a sensual with a happy ending? | |||
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"I don't need to go on a course to know how to give a good massage Your iether good at it or your not and knowing what the client wants To give a safe massage to your clients you do need to go on courses. As for doing it naked to them, well that's something I've never heard of being done with clients. Do you offer the same service to gentlemen OP? Totally agree ... clients implies payment which I am concerned about with no training. Yoni massage is a recognised form of massage and training should be undertaken to be able to do this properly and safely. " Thankyou. Very well put x | |||
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"As you keep saying but what makes your training course superior to what I do When there is no recognised training or qualifications in this type of massage Are you not just an escort providing a service under a massage umbrella? I know what I can provide and am comfortable with this and have a conversation with the client beforehand" That's being a little derogatory... I have a degree in sports physio, level 5 remedial massage therapist etc ... and yes there is training in yoni and lingam massage!! I have a recognised qualification and am insured to give these!! What you are giving is not a yoni massage as they do not have 'happy endings' or oral!! You are giving an amateur sensual massage that includes a vaginal massage with an optional happy ending! | |||
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"There is no recognised yoni training course There are no experts teaching this and if there is there taking money of of mugs who are prepared to pay For one last time I provide a lovely allover body massage with an optional yoni service or can offer an erotic massage tailored to what the client wants I've been providing massages to ladies for about 8 years So experience will always outweigh a one day new age workshop in tantra for mind and body!" my course took three years, a one day course, what's that, Sri Lanka is the place you need to go, to be a master or a guru this takes about forty years, so listen in the silence | |||
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"As you keep saying but what makes your training course superior to what I do When there is no recognised training or qualifications in this type of massage Are you not just an escort providing a service under a massage umbrella? I know what I can provide and am comfortable with this and have a conversation with the client beforehand That's being a little derogatory... I have a degree in sports physio, level 5 remedial massage therapist etc ... and yes there is training in yoni and lingam massage!! I have a recognised qualification and am insured to give these!! What you are giving is not a yoni massage as they do not have 'happy endings' or oral!! You are giving an amateur sensual massage that includes a vaginal massage with an optional happy ending! " Very derogatory. I'm fully qualified in beauty therapy, aromatherapy, Swedish massage, reflexology, anatomy and physiology, business studies and all the relevant health and safety and insurance for myself and clients. How dare you refer to professional massage therapists as escorts. | |||
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"As you keep saying but what makes your training course superior to what I do When there is no recognised training or qualifications in this type of massage Are you not just an escort providing a service under a massage umbrella? You could put Yoni 'type' of massage.... I know what I can provide and am comfortable with this and have a conversation with the client beforehand" | |||
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"As you keep saying but what makes your training course superior to what I do When there is no recognised training or qualifications in this type of massage Are you not just an escort providing a service under a massage umbrella? I know what I can provide and am comfortable with this and have a conversation with the client beforehand That's being a little derogatory... I have a degree in sports physio, level 5 remedial massage therapist etc ... and yes there is training in yoni and lingam massage!! I have a recognised qualification and am insured to give these!! What you are giving is not a yoni massage as they do not have 'happy endings' or oral!! You are giving an amateur sensual massage that includes a vaginal massage with an optional happy ending! Very derogatory. I'm fully qualified in beauty therapy, aromatherapy, Swedish massage, reflexology, anatomy and physiology, business studies and all the relevant health and safety and insurance for myself and clients. How dare you refer to professional massage therapists as escorts. " | |||
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"There are courses on finger blasting?? "Apparently so. Can probably charge £40 if you call it "yoni massage" | |||
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"As you keep saying but what makes your training course superior to what I do When there is no recognised training or qualifications in this type of massage Are you not just an escort providing a service under a massage umbrella? I know what I can provide and am comfortable with this and have a conversation with the client beforehand" You keep calling the recipients of your 'services' clients...does that mean you charge for your 'service'? | |||
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"As you keep saying but what makes your training course superior to what I do When there is no recognised training or qualifications in this type of massage Are you not just an escort providing a service under a massage umbrella? I know what I can provide and am comfortable with this and have a conversation with the client beforehand You keep calling the recipients of your 'services' clients...does that mean you charge for your 'service'?" He's ignored this question repeatedly. The worrying thing is he's happy to offer this to pregnant women as well. | |||
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"As you keep saying but what makes your training course superior to what I do When there is no recognised training or qualifications in this type of massage Are you not just an escort providing a service under a massage umbrella? I know what I can provide and am comfortable with this and have a conversation with the client beforehand You keep calling the recipients of your 'services' clients...does that mean you charge for your 'service'? He's ignored this question repeatedly. The worrying thing is he's happy to offer this to pregnant women as well. " I was thinking the same. I thought pregnant women and massage didnt mix | |||
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"There's no reason why a pregnant woman can't have a massage I would be very reluctant to perform a yoni massage on a woman who was pregnant though I have given erotic massage to women who are pregnant as a lot of women around the 6 month mark can feel extra horny " So, if there's no reason why a pregnant woman cant be massaged Why would you be reluctant? I dont understand | |||
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"I would give a pregnant woman a allover massage with being careful around her stomach area, I just wouldn't carry out any internal massage with my fingers " Hmmmm You sound like a real expert. | |||
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"Everyone's an expert on fab " Are you trying to imply that people on here would say anything to get a shag? | |||
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"Some people might think it is just a ruse to get a shag? "Surely not!  | |||
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"I would give a pregnant woman a allover massage with being careful around her stomach area, I just wouldn't carry out any internal massage with my fingers " So you're aware of all of the acupressure points related to the cervix, uterus, abdomen, intestine, spleen and bladder which are contraindicated for massage during pregnancy? You check them for high risk preganancy and the potential for DVT? | |||
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"I would give a pregnant woman a allover massage with being careful around her stomach area, I just wouldn't carry out any internal massage with my fingers " seriously buddy quit now before you dig an even bigger hole for yourself | |||
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"What makes you two the self appointed Cornish massage experts!" Because we are both fully qualified therapists with all the relevant recognised certificates to prove it. You don't. Therefore what you are doing could well harm people as you are not qualified. You still have not made it clear if you are charging money for your services either. Are you charging or not? Do you carry out a full written consultation detailing medical conditions with your clients before? Are you aware of contra-indications to any existing medical conditions? Do you have insurance? Do you have any recognised certificates? | |||
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"I would give a pregnant woman a allover massage with being careful around her stomach area, I just wouldn't carry out any internal massage with my fingers So you're aware of all of the acupressure points related to the cervix, uterus, abdomen, intestine, spleen and bladder which are contraindicated for massage during pregnancy? You check them for high risk preganancy and the potential for DVT? " Clearly not. | |||
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"I've never heard so much self opionated bollox Must be high up on that hill looking down on us mere mortals Seriously worry about your own life's " No we are more worried about you clients to be honest. And you still didn't answer the questions that several of us asked. | |||
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"Please get a life" I have one. And fully qualified to work in it. | |||
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"I (was) a Reg Nurse My wife (RIP) was a nurse and Midwife and later became a massage therapist and went on several courses to improve her skills So yes - I agree with all you therapists out there that to offer a professional service and charge for it (which this guy obviously is - and getting his rocks off in the process) you need to be properly qualified / insured / and can show Continuos Professional Development In my view he is offering no more than an enthusiastic amateur giving his version of a sensual massage. Ladies - be warned - he is not qualified to charge you and is probably getting more sexual gratification from this than you are" | |||
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"I’m just slightly baffled at the OP’s reluctance to accept there’s proper training and qualifications for this!! If people like what you do fair enough, there’s no shame in admitting having amateur status though!!" Absolutely no shame at all, but insult people who do have proper training and qualifications is silly as we could be helping him to find courses if he is genuinely interested in doing this as a proper service to his clients. This would be a far more productive use of everyone's time, although I suspect the OP does not want help with this either. | |||
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"Absolutely no shame at all, but insult people who do have proper training and qualifications is silly as we could be helping him to find courses if he is genuinely interested in doing this as a proper service to his clients. This would be a far more productive use of everyone's time, although I suspect the OP does not want help with this either. " I agree completely, it seems like it was a way of advertising himself which has slightly backfired. And definitely silly insulting actual professionals hen they are the ones who can help improve what he can offer! | |||
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"There are courses on finger blasting?? "Love this question  | |||
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"There are courses on finger blasting?? "now I am crying | |||
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"I would give a pregnant woman a allover massage with being careful around her stomach area, I just wouldn't carry out any internal massage with my fingers " Internal massage ! .... youll be saying your a gynaecologist next .....admit it you've been rumbled .... close the door on your way out | |||
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"I would give a pregnant woman a allover massage with being careful around her stomach area, I just wouldn't carry out any internal massage with my fingers Internal massage ! .... youll be saying your a gynaecologist next .....admit it you've been rumbled .... close the door on your way out " | |||
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"These people having a go at me aren't professionals There people on fab with a very high opinion of themselves" I think the issue is you presented yourself as a professional, by making references to 'clients' and 'yoni massage service'. | |||
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"These people having a go at me aren't professionals There people on fab with a very high opinion of themselves" Would you like to see certificates? I'll happily direct message them to you, how about you do the same first with yours? | |||
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"These people having a go at me aren't professionals There people on fab with a very high opinion of themselves Would you like to see certificates? I'll happily direct message them to you, how about you do the same first with yours? " I do think it’s funny he wants everyone to believe he’s a professional but everyone else is a fake with a high opinion of themselves | |||
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"This is just creepy not a chance I would get some random of fab for this type of massage without proof of training! It’s like the difference between a professional tattooist and someone that does it in their kitchen for fun and isn’t very good! Ppl might go but they will most likely be disappointed " Or injured. | |||
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"These people having a go at me aren't professionals There people on fab with a very high opinion of themselves Would you like to see certificates? I'll happily direct message them to you, how about you do the same first with yours? I do think it’s funny he wants everyone to believe he’s a professional but everyone else is a fake with a high opinion of themselves "But isnt prepared to answer anyones questions | |||
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"Hello ladies I offer a Yoni massage service around Manchester area I've been doing this for around ,8 years now If your interested let me know Genuine service, satisfaction guaranteed Pregnant ladies welcome Paul " Tell me, OP, what are your qualifications regarding yoni massage to pregnant women? At what gestation do start or stop? What if the woman has a complicated pregnancy, such as a history of preterm labour, miscarriage or placenta previa, for example? What position do you use? Left or right lateral, or supine? Of course, prone would be a challenge, and you need to mainain optimal vena cava function... | |||
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"Hello ladies I offer a Yoni massage service around Manchester area I've been doing this for around ,8 years now If your interested let me know Genuine service, satisfaction guaranteed Pregnant ladies welcome Paul Tell me, OP, what are your qualifications regarding yoni massage to pregnant women? At what gestation do start or stop? What if the woman has a complicated pregnancy, such as a history of preterm labour, miscarriage or placenta previa, for example? What position do you use? Left or right lateral, or supine? Of course, prone would be a challenge, and you need to mainain optimal vena cava function..." So, OP, you getting your rocks off could, in the wrong circumstances, lead to a the death of a baby and/or mother. Think about that... | |||
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"These people having a go at me aren't professionals There people on fab with a very high opinion of themselves" I'm sure that pregnant ladies, wouldn't search for a masseur on a swinging site. They would rather pay a therapist who's qualified in this field. They need the right equipment to be comfortable to sit for the massage. Plus the safety of their unborn child is paramount... To save all the hassle I'd write a Yoni 'type' of massage.... Or just massage and explain it in more detail on your profile.... You can see what you have done, its having the adverse effect you wanted. Kind Regards x | |||
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"Can I get one please? " You dont have a foof .... do you ??? | |||
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"Can I get one please? " He only does women lol | |||
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"These people having a go at me aren't professionals There people on fab with a very high opinion of themselves I'm sure that pregnant ladies, wouldn't search for a masseur on a swinging site. They would rather pay a therapist who's qualified in this field. They need the right equipment to be comfortable to sit for the massage. Plus the safety of their unborn child is paramount... To save all the hassle I'd write a Yoni 'type' of massage.... Or just massage and explain it in more detail on your profile.... You can see what you have done, its having the adverse effect you wanted. Kind Regards x " | |||
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"These people having a go at me aren't professionals There people on fab with a very high opinion of themselves" I have a degree in sports physio and numerous other qualifications, it's my profession and now I'm not a professional? Seriously? Think that you need to get off your high horse!! | |||
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"I would love to try a yoni Massarge or the energy one (dont know what its called sorry) but I wouldn't go to no charlatan. As a paying customer the only 'happy ending' I would want is me nice and relaxed and calm not having to get my chops round some guy for his pleasure. " | |||
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