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By *tothet OP   Man
over a year ago

Maidstone

I am prepped and ready for the battering but any advice on the profile would be appreciated am struggling to break the ice am always polite and funny (or so I think)

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By *allypWoman
over a year ago

Bricket Wood


"I am prepped and ready for the battering but any advice on the profile would be appreciated am struggling to break the ice am always polite and funny (or so I think) "

Too much beard for me, does that help ?

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By *tothet OP   Man
over a year ago

Maidstone


"I am prepped and ready for the battering but any advice on the profile would be appreciated am struggling to break the ice am always polite and funny (or so I think)

Too much beard for me, does that help ? "

Hmmm attached to the beard but it is super soft if that helps haha

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Cock pics .... an instant no from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am prepped and ready for the battering but any advice on the profile would be appreciated am struggling to break the ice am always polite and funny (or so I think) "

Better variety of pictures would be good.

Set an age range, 99? Really?

Your bio says very little of interest. Its basically the same as 1000s of others. You have to make it stsnd out.

Poppy

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Why would rolling yourself in seasoned flour, make you profile attractive.???

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Cock pics .... an instant no from me "

Yep same here.

Will ask if I want to see it.

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By *rMrs CumalotCouple
over a year ago

East Mids

Some advice.....

Don’t relive on fab..... it tends to be more hassle than it’s worth..... find out where the socials are happening and attend them, be friendly and confident.

Go to your local club and again be friendly, confident and go with the attitude of no expectations on playing....

You will be surprised how far this gets you.....

I am in a couple now but was on the site as a single male for 10yrs on and off.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

It’s maybe the beard ... lot of hair .... I’d meet you if closer ... I always think beards collect things thinking where they have been

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Maybe stick the cock to friends only. The other pics made me smile but having a cock in the middle was off putting.I Like the your skeleton friend though

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

From the thread title, I thought you were wanting advice on getting yourself ready for an all-man gangbang.....

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I am prepped and ready for the battering but any advice on the profile would be appreciated am struggling to break the ice am always polite and funny (or so I think)

Better variety of pictures would be good.

Set an age range, 99? Really?

Your bio says very little of interest. Its basically the same as 1000s of others. You have to make it stsnd out.

Poppy"

Absolutely this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you were going to get covered in batter and lie out in the hot sun and end up all crispy XXX

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I thought you were going to get covered in batter and lie out in the hot sun and end up all crispy XXX"

Wouldn't that end up as a battered sausage?

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By *tothet OP   Man
over a year ago

Maidstone

Thanks for some of the constructive feedback unfortunately the beard stays just means I need to find those that prefer a tickle to the scrapping of stubble have changed my bio to try and be less generic

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I am prepped and ready for the battering but any advice on the profile would be appreciated am struggling to break the ice am always polite and funny (or so I think) "

It'll happen... Happens in a instant when least expect it

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By *wesomepearWoman
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I love the beard !!

And I’m sure there are plenty of others who will too. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having spent a week in GC at Pride we learnt a lot about Prep...

A real eyeopener... Never heard of it before ***

Guys on Grinder were advertising their use of Prep as a selling point for bareback....

Good on ya OP for being so open

** Prep is a drug if taken regularly means you cant catch HIV... And the anti-retrovirals also mean HIV cant be passed so bareback was rife again (so we were told by several guys)....

Things ya learn on a swingers hol eh

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By *tothet OP   Man
over a year ago

Maidstone


"I love the beard !!

And I’m sure there are plenty of others who will too. Xx "

Thank you

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

Definitely way too much beard good profile other than that.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Profile pic helps good profile though

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By *tothet OP   Man
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Profile pic helps good profile though "

Thank you profile pic loaded no dicks on show well unless you think I'm a bit of a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your profile, shows humour and yay no cock pics... high 5 you! And lots of women like a beard.

Fab is a tough world for single guys. Best of luck. x

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


"Profile pic helps good profile though

Thank you profile pic loaded no dicks on show well unless you think I'm a bit of a cock"

The bit in paragraph 3 immediately after ‘tits, arse and fanny’ doesn’t make sense. Maybe take the scarf off in your photo?

Also while you can travel you don’t say if you can overnight. Might help you out if you are able to.

Facesitting is a lads fantasy and a nightmare for some women - think unflattering angles, leg cramps and worries about smothering you so I would leave that out and bring it up early on when talking to potential playmates.

Someone above mentioned clubs / lunches / munches. Get yourself down to one and that helps break the ice and find new friends.

Good luck dude.

MHG

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

The bit about women sending boobs pics when they don't want to see cock pics would put me off. In case you've not realised men and women are very different. Add to that women get literally hundreds of messages a week they see a lot of random cock pics.

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By *tever69UKMan
over a year ago

Bury - Manchester

Ready for a battering... made me think you were a sub looking to be flogged, paddled and cropped.

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

I like your profile too. Get active on the forum. Post regular positive status updates. Don’t be the first to mention sex.

Clubs and socials are great too.

Good luck!

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Definitely not too much beard at all!

I think your profile looks fine. It made me smile, the pics are good. I’m guessing you’ve changed it based on what others said earlier in the week so I didn’t see what it was like before, but I don’t really see any issues. It may be cos of the beard lust though

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By *tothet OP   Man
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Definitely not too much beard at all!

I think your profile looks fine. It made me smile, the pics are good. I’m guessing you’ve changed it based on what others said earlier in the week so I didn’t see what it was like before, but I don’t really see any issues. It may be cos of the beard lust though "

Thank you have made some changes was a bit on the boring side and thanks it must be beard lust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it!

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By *tothet OP   Man
over a year ago

Maidstone


"I like it! "

Thank you

I had to have a peak and wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am prepped and ready for the battering but any advice on the profile would be appreciated am struggling to break the ice am always polite and funny (or so I think) "

It's like negotiating a minefield of bad humour, awful pics and self deprecation. Too many don'ts and do's You have a zillion friends but I doubt any are genuine.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

you just can't win!

some will like beards and a few (women) will like cock pics ..The profile is you, not what others want you to be..

Create a profile that is unique,do you have a fantasy/fetish that may attract other like minded folk?.

best of luck

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