FabSwingers.com forum: Long time site lurker, now looking to meet :)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi folks, been here about 6 months, thought it was about time I introduced myself. If I can get any (constructive!) pointers for my profile, then that'd be great, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it!

It's not generic, sells you, gives people an insight into your sense of humour too.

Welcome lurker - have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just how a profile should be well done you. Have fun

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Hi and excellent profile,can we jut link all future profile advice threads to this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wowsers... High praise indeed. Thank you very much, folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!! Brilliant profile and one of the best I've seen. Well written, amusing, sets out clearly what you're looking for and not looking for and some great pics. I'msure you'll do well on fab. Good luck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and excellent profile,can we jut link all future profile advice threads to this

Agreed as it might save me wasting about 2 hours a week on giving advice thats ignored!!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

very good,............ good luck and enjoy

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Hi and excellent profile,can we jut link all future profile advice threads to this

Agreed as it might save me wasting about 2 hours a week on giving advice thats ignored!!!"

Could we...i mean is it within the rules?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"very good,............ good luck and enjoy"

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"very good,............ good luck and enjoy

+1"

+ another 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome and do agree with everyone you profile is great in fact it's the best we have seen for a single guy although you might what to copyright it as I'm sure a few others will be using it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd like to thank the Academy... Seriously folks, wasn't expecting such a positive response...

Thank you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it!

u have a great sense of humour, and as us girls know, it can be one way of getting into our knickers!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheers minxx. All I have to do now is learn how to channel that inner comedian in my messaging

Nice bum, btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A great profile I must say

One question: Do you really have a hairy arse?

Welcome btw (apologies for the txt spk

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Everyone loves a good profile. So, got any meets yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey Frock, cheers. To answer your question, I don't really have a ahiry arse..

Least I don't think so- I don't look at my ass too often

It's actually a term of endearment from my line manager, used whenever he thinks myself and my colleagues are getting ideas above our station ie "You're just hairy arsed porters"...

... and it was the only thing I could think of when I created the account

About the text speak.. Oh, go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone loves a good profile. So, got any meets yet?

Not as yet Wyrd. Only just really started putting myself out there, so to speak, so not expecting anything right away..

..although it'd be nice as the drought currently stands at 7 months

Whoever the lucky lady turns out to be, it's gonna be the best 30 seconds of her life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy will go far best 30 secs love it keep up the good work x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Everyone loves a good profile. So, got any meets yet?

Not as yet Wyrd. Only just really started putting myself out there, so to speak, so not expecting anything right away..

..although it'd be nice as the drought currently stands at 7 months

Whoever the lucky lady turns out to be, it's gonna be the best 30 seconds of her life

Well thats 20 secs longer than my ex so count me in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hope so Moody! Climbing the walls, here!

Well if I ever find myself up north, I may just take you up on that offer, Wyrd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what I would call a self-starter's profile! Well done to the OP.

Since you are local to Chams, perhaps you would come and attend an organised social event there so as to get to know peeps from FAB.

There is on for BBW organised by bouncy on Sun 20 Nov; and another organised by Madchick on Sun 04 Dec.

You don't need to be a member to attend, just register your interest in the relevant threads that can be found in the Meetings and Social Events' forum.

Good luck on FAB and welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

May just do that. Thanks Pearl!

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By *WLondonMixMan
over a year ago

Willsden/DollisHill

With sense of humour like that mate you should of introduced and livened up the forums much earlier! As for your drought at the moment, with profile like that you have a much higher chance then many guys on here.

Best advice would be to attend a few socials and parties at clubs, I notice you can write and structure your words well so I take it you don't copy and paste messages to people. If this is the case don't get dis heartened when you get one reply in 10 messages just keep trying.

Also 'rebel base' LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong in being a SW fan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheers man. Believe it or not, I'm rubbish with new social situations. Once I'm acclimatised, I'm fine.

The length of the process does vary though. I mean, I tried R3tro a few months ago, and just couldn't get comfortable. Had no problem whatsoever performing oral on the ladies there- in fact I believe I went down well(pun intended). Just a shame my little wingman didn't want to come to the party..

I know I'm that chances are, I won't get meets straight away as I'm competing with about 10 gazilllion other blokes, who probably can accomodate and/or travel, so it's not an issue.

Rest assured, if/when i get one, it'll be high-fives all round

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing wrong in being a SW fan!

Nothing wrong with that at all Pearl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheers man. Believe it or not, I'm rubbish with new social situations. Once I'm acclimatised, I'm fine.

I know I'm that chances are, I won't get meets straight away as I'm competing with about 10 gazilllion other blokes, who probably can accomodate and/or travel, so it's not an issue.

Rest assured, if/when i get one, it'll be high-fives all round

I'd just like to add that my problem at R3tro was nothing to do with the club, the service, or the ladies there- Anna(of Annadean) and Petra, if memory serves- all were excellent. It was nothing more than being in a new and slightly surreal social situation..

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By *WLondonMixMan
over a year ago

Willsden/DollisHill

Sometimes socials and clubs isn't for everyone, however don't put it down on the first try. Naturally it can be very daunting, as with all new experiences, it is out of peoples comfort zones. Would suggest attending another social, as each one even if hosted by same organiser is totally different to the last and you may enjoy yourself even more. Good luck all the same mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing wrong in being a SW fan!

Nothing wrong with that at all Pearl

Not the newer films though, sorry.

ESB is the best, IMHO!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll just add to that, if I may Pearl..

The original version, of the original films.

Where Greedo doesn't shoot first, Anakin Skywalker's ghost is the old bloke(not Hayden Christensen), and Vader doesn't shout, "NOOOOOO!!!"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'll just add to that, if I may Pearl..

The original version, of the original films.

Where Greedo doesn't shoot first, Anakin Skywalker's ghost is the old bloke(not Hayden Christensen), and Vader doesn't shout, "NOOOOOO!!!""

I bought the versions of IV to VI just so I could watch the versions Lucas hadn't dicked about with. His 'new' versions just look wrong now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just add to that, if I may Pearl..

The original version, of the original films.

Where Greedo doesn't shoot first, Anakin Skywalker's ghost is the old bloke(not Hayden Christensen), and Vader doesn't shout, "NOOOOOO!!!""

Sad it may sound, however, I have 2 box sets of the originals, one of the original original, and one that is the digital remastered original, if you know what I mean!

Ooo, and Jabba the Hut is a person and not a big fat reptile in the original, and does not appear as a reptile until ROTJ!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered what SW stood for got it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wondered what SW stood for got it now

Better late than never!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The major problem that I've got is when GL actually messes with story elements that were perfectly fine to begin with. Spruce up the effects? Sure, makes sense with the state of film-making technology today compared to when the films were made.

Rewriting established scenes for the sake of "making the films more accessible"? Sorry but that's just film-making at it's most cynical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree.

Putting Hayden Christensen next to Alec Guinness in the last scene of ROTJ is soooooooooo wrong!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Agree.

Putting Hayden Christensen next to Alec Guinness in the last scene of ROTJ is soooooooooo wrong!!!

It just doesn't make sense, story-wise. Anakin Skywalker when he died, was a middle-aged man. So the manifestation of his spirit should be that of a middle-aged man

Aaaaand relax...

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