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hi need woman cos hand is sore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

need woman cos hand is so sore cos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men ave hands too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can see this one going down well... They should be banging your door down any minute, brace yourself pmsl..

Then again... get some savlon.. the hands may be sore for sometime yet lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can see this one going down well... They should be banging your door down any minute, brace yourself pmsl..

Then again... get some savlon.. the hands may be sore for sometime yet lol... "

lmfao...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow up doll as an alternative?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"need woman cos hand is so sore cos "
your inbox must be heaving with that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But at least he taught us something interesting about the website mechanics. It seems you can invite yourself as a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But at least he taught us something interesting about the website mechanics. It seems you can invite yourself as a friend."

Well spotted that man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha oooooooo nooooooo haha oh my stomachs hurting from laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna know what the hand is made of anyway...

Its always my cock gets sore first.. I'm feeling abnormal now ff's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the only friend i have is myself that how bad it is thouht wood get lots of up 4 it pips but no joy wat am i doing wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

congrats ...you have to have won the silly sausage of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One big thick jumbo sausage of the week...oh ive not laughed so much in ages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"the only friend i have is myself that how bad it is thouht wood get lots of up 4 it pips but no joy wat am i doing wrong "

Don't worry scottie they're just having fun with you

be patient and remember you have to stand out from the 1000s of single men that are on here

To think that this thread would have got you lots of offers was a touch naive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL, not like me at all to laugh at such things but on this occasion I have to make an exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want to know... if you get a meet, would you let your friend watch lol???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We want to know... if you get a meet, would you let your friend watch lol??? "

haha stop it my body cant take no more laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say... maybe your friend could lend you a hand....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been told if u sit on ur hand for abit when u wank it feels like someone else is doing it...just an idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhh Thats crap.... How long for again???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol til it starts to go numb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PMSL, not like me at all to laugh at such things but on this occasion I have to make an exception "
me to then i looked at the profile pmslollmfao its clear he dont want no berty bassetts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"need woman cos hand is so sore cos "

Buy a dishwasher there a lot cheaper than a woman.........only joking before anyone goes off on one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm lol the power of advertising has anyone noticed the interest generated by his post compared to the other intoduction posts 23 replies lol

Well done that man clever! lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol dont think it was interest tho hun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol dont think it was interest tho hun lol "

"There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol dont think it was interest tho hun lol

"There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.""

Lol u wanna bet...im still pissing myself laughin here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol u wanna bet...im still pissing myself laughin here "

You must be very sore laughing for over 10h

This guy has already defeated all the other introductions in response volume. Lets push for over 100!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

There has been some I can remember that have come to the forums posting a right clanger and have gone on to do really well

so good luck to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well yeah i hope it does turn out good for him...it'll give others hope aswell

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

Yes I agree, let's all give him .. erm.. a big hand.. (!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I agree, let's all give him .. erm.. a big hand.. (!)"

I'll give him urs

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth


"I'll give him urs "

Ewww... I wouldn't, I know where it's been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll give him urs

Ewww... I wouldn't, I know where it's been

"

Lol i dont think he's that fussed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

weres your pussy been in the cat litter tray its just a joke i mean my hand ????????? but at least i got replys must try 2 think up some more good shit haha hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MIAOW purrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am adding another post by stating that I like Chocolate Ice Cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am adding another post by stating that I like Chocolate Ice Cream."

huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

he loves bum cum must be enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ewwwwwwwwww but hey each 2 their own

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ewwwwwwwwww but hey each 2 their own "
not me him up stairs see the sfuff you do wen you dont have work 2 day sad xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he loves bum cum must be enjoy "

ewwww also you caught me out with that one well done mr hands!

should have put a less suggestive flavour what flavour do you prefer mr hands?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

any but not your haha i like suger and spice and all things nice but not from the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"any but not your haha i like suger and spice and all things nice but not from the bum "

Well if u ask nicely he might give u it from somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i think he wants 2 set his dog on your pussy no me hun but you do think your funny i think so to so keep it up cos i can haha but not 4 him just you xx ps find something funny 2 say about that there one or to in there xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy, get your coat, you've pulled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy, get your coat, you've pulled!"

the thread has been defeated!

but seriously was anyone able to read what mr hands put in his last post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy, get your coat, you've pulled!

the thread has been defeated!

but seriously was anyone able to read what mr hands put in his last post? "

Kinda sussed it out after a couple of reads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinda sussed it out after a couple of reads "

Please translate! It sounded like he was on about beastiality or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinda sussed it out after a couple of reads

Please translate! It sounded like he was on about beastiality or something."

That he finds me funny...ahhhh wot more can i say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

its my notebook the keys are so small and my hands so big haha belive that my feet are even bigger???????? having funn yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swarfega! Stops chaffing and tingles so is fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like Mr Hands has competition!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling

Let's do the time warp again...

Let's do the time warp again!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Only just seen this one - brightened my night up anyway!

Poor lads hand must have dropped off by now!

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By *eznhannahCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"the only friend i have is myself that how bad it is thouht wood get lots of up 4 it pips but no joy wat am i doing wrong "

er you look like a phsyco in your pic, and your profile text and spelling adds to that impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhhh lol handy andy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops and im still blocked PMSFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops and im still blocked PMSFL "

Denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops and im still blocked PMSFL

Denied "

I wanna bite ur bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops and im still blocked PMSFL

Denied

I wanna bite ur bum "

I'm sure there will be plenty of opportunities on the 30th or 31st etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops and im still blocked PMSFL

Denied

I wanna bite ur bum

I'm sure there will be plenty of opportunities on the 30th or 31st etc "

Well i wont be there on the 30th but watch out for me on the 31st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We want to know... if you get a meet, would you let your friend watch lol??? "

priceless

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