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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey All. I’m a carpenter with a desire to work naked around your house. I’m willing to travel within a reasonable distance as I work in all areas of east anglia.

So if you need those little jobs taking care of give me a shout......

Mike x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey All. I’m a carpenter with a desire to work naked around your house. I’m willing to travel within a reasonable distance as I work in all areas of east anglia.

So if you need those little jobs taking care of give me a shout......

You'd better be careful with those power tools, lol

Mike x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I always take great care when using my tools and hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike,can I ask why you think anyone would want you to do carpentry work in their home naked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sure you can ask, if I fancy doing it there’s a likely chance someone may like the thought of it too? R maybe not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly I dont need any carpentry done at present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sadly I dont need any carpentry done at present "

Need any electrical though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I may as well back up my tools for the day then

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By *riendly older leggy wifeCouple
over a year ago

london

Now if you was a plasterer

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Now if you was a plasterer "

Or a brick layer ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Unfortunately I don’t do wet trades!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatch out for splinters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ouch!! I’ll be sure to make sure I leave everything smooth and silky

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By *even inchesMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Can do naked cleaning if anyone needs it

Love my pink marigolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a cabinet I need fixing I've just been to lazy to do it. When can you come?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got a cabinet I need fixing I've just been to lazy to do it. When can you come? "

More of an offer to ladies I’m afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a cabinet I need fixing I've just been to lazy to do it. When can you come?

More of an offer to ladies I’m afraid. "

So you have an agenda rather than it being a kind offer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now if you was a plasterer "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sadly I dont need any carpentry done at present

Need any electrical though?"

No but I did put my foot through the loft floor in to the room below... If you know any plasterers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a cabinet I need fixing I've just been to lazy to do it. When can you come?

More of an offer to ladies I’m afraid. "

Awww false advertising

Guess I'll fix the cabinet before 2019

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a painter and decorator. Anyone need me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got a cabinet I need fixing I've just been to lazy to do it. When can you come?

More of an offer to ladies I’m afraid.

So you have an agenda rather than it being a kind offer ?"

No agenda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some bitchy replies to OP on here.

If you don't like nor agree with what he's offering, then move on. No one is obliged to have sex either.

Plenty will love a naked tradie. I'm a qualified carpenter and I'm very sure if I offered what OP Is, my inbox would be swamped!

Op if I were in your area, I'd take you up on it. Way too far though.

Best of luck fellow chippie!

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Some bitchy replies to OP on here.

If you don't like nor agree with what he's offering, then move on. No one is obliged to have sex either.

Plenty will love a naked tradie. I'm a qualified carpenter and I'm very sure if I offered what OP Is, my inbox would be swamped!

Op if I were in your area, I'd take you up on it. Way too far though.

Best of luck fellow chippie! "

Love a woman who can handle tools

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some bitchy replies to OP on here.

If you don't like nor agree with what he's offering, then move on. No one is obliged to have sex either.

Plenty will love a naked tradie. I'm a qualified carpenter and I'm very sure if I offered what OP Is, my inbox would be swamped!

I couldn’t have put it better myself, on all accounts

xx

Op if I were in your area, I'd take you up on it. Way too far though.

Best of luck fellow chippie! "

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By *attoo ladMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

I'm a qualified painter and decorater and have fantasy of working for someone and catching them at it even offer to do work for free lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still taking bookings...... x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any one require my services?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can do naked cleaning and most household jobs naked if any one needs me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any one require my services? "

I do need a door shaving and rehanging

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