FabSwingers.com forum: Hello from Clare

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello everyone, I didn't know there was an intro forum before I started posting, but it seems its a polite thing to do.

So, I'm Clare ( not Shirley), I've been here a couple of weeks, trying to get my head around the site, but every time I log on I get swamped with messages, and feel bad about not being able to reply to them all, so sorry boys and girls if you don't get a reply straight away

My profile name was a BIG MISTAKE. It was intended as a comical reference to the film Airplane.In my naivety, I didn't realise Knot had a ( vile) sexual connotation so I think I shall have to change it

Happy Fabbing to you all xx

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By *ngrylookingpenis123Woman
over a year ago

Welcome to fab clare. The forest is a beautiful part of the country and actually has quite a few fab members in that area.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Welcome to fab and the forums x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you, yes the FOD is beautiful but sadly I spend the majority of time in the slightly less beautiful Telford!

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By *OR THE WIFES PLEASUREMan
over a year ago

plymouth

Welcome from me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

whiteley

Hello and welcome to fab - Happy birthday as well!!

Hope you find what you seek but unfortunately it appears it won't be I

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome to fab - Happy birthday as well!!

Hope you find what you seek but unfortunately it appears it won't be I

I like the suit but the tie has to go!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't call me Shirley

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

I’ve no idea what knot reference means. Best it stays that way by the sound of it.

Hi Clare and welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve no idea what knot reference means. Best it stays that way by the sound of it.

Hi Clare and welcome

PM me and I'll tell you

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"I’ve no idea what knot reference means. Best it stays that way by the sound of it.

Hi Clare and welcome

PM me and I'll tell you

I darent im feeling weak and feeble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve no idea what knot reference means. Best it stays that way by the sound of it.

Hi Clare and welcome

PM me and I'll tell you

I darent im feeling weak and feeble

Fortune favours the brave and I can't message you direct xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve no idea what knot reference means. Best it stays that way by the sound of it.

Hi Clare and welcome

Put it this way; it involves something not human, and best to leave it at that.

Hi Clare!

Happy birthday and welcome to Fab you fellow open-minded kinky devil and we hope it's all you wish it to be...

We've been on page 1 of most fabbed couples a few times now and the key to the universe isn't handed to you on the back of it strangely enough ha! So I wouldn't be too concerned about that as it's hardly the be all and end all.... Though it is always a lovely compliment!

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

whiteley

"Hello and welcome to fab - Happy birthday as well!!

Hope you find what you seek but unfortunately it appears it won't be I

I like the suit but the tie has to go!x"

Well there is always a use for the tie according to you interests;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve no idea what knot reference means. Best it stays that way by the sound of it.

Hi Clare and welcome

Put it this way; it involves something not human, and best to leave it at that.

Hi Clare!

Happy birthday and welcome to Fab you fellow open-minded kinky devil and we hope it's all you wish it to be...

Oh, I was hoping it would bring me eternal wealth and happiness

Its just an ego boost really, I see all those gorgeous women on there and want to be in their world just for one day xx

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By *itenurse69Couple
over a year ago

Springrove / fermanagh

Hi Clare, happy birthday. I have only just found this introduction forum, so thought i would post you a wee message. You look gorgous with and with-out make-up by the way, happy fabbing xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Clare, happy birthday. I have only just found this introduction forum, so thought i would post you a wee message. You look gorgous with and with-out make-up by the way, happy fabbing xx"

Thank you xx I looked quickly and thought that said 'nit-nurse'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've inboxed you Shirley

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By *itenurse69Couple
over a year ago

Springrove / fermanagh

"Hi Clare, happy birthday. I have only just found this introduction forum, so thought i would post you a wee message. You look gorgous with and with-out make-up by the way, happy fabbing xx

Thank you xx I looked quickly and thought that said 'nit-nurse' :-

Lol no defo not a nit nurse pmsl D"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone, I didn't know there was an intro forum before I started posting, but it seems its a polite thing to do.

Happy Fabbing to you all xx

Don't call me Shirley

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Welcome to Fabs and the addictive forums

Clair, have a look at your settings to avoid getting too many unwanted messages.

DL x

p.s. it’s a great movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent you some tips Clare. Follow them and you'll be on page 1 in no time ha!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hello and welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to Telford once, we’ll twice actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liked the idea behind your profile name but hopefully you still manage to have a good fab time

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By *emel9Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

hey there...not sure of the spelling but

ow bis it old butt?

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Welcome to the site Clare, we are in Telford area quite often ourselves. You have a nice honest profile and great pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hey there...not sure of the spelling but

ow bis it old butt?"

I don't understand, something about my aged bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Claire,

Welcome and trust me no matter what name you choose someone will find a sexual connotation somewhere ha ha.

Hope your finding it ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to Telford once, we’ll twice actually

Was the second time to apologise or because you didn't believe what you saw the first time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome to the site Clare, we are in Telford area quite often ourselves. You have a nice honest profile and great pics"

Thank you both xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Claire,

Welcome and trust me no matter what name you choose someone will find a sexual connotation somewhere ha ha.

Hope your finding it ok

So changing it to Frigid Fanny wouldn't help?

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By *emel9Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"hey there...not sure of the spelling but

ow bis it old butt?

I don't understand, something about my aged bum?

Nooo an old Forester expression for Hi, how are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hey there...not sure of the spelling but

ow bis it old butt?

I don't understand, something about my aged bum?

Nooo an old Forester expression for Hi, how are you doing?"

I've never heard it! I'll ask my dad, he's an old Forester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure that has a nice ring to it?

How long could it be frigid though, not much longevity.

hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im sure that has a nice ring to it?

How long could it be frigid though, not much longevity.

hahah"

Seeing some of the pictures on here, maybe Gaping Wound would go down better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha oh yes welcome to the reality of this haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to Telford once, we’ll twice actually

Was the second time to apologise or because you didn't believe what you saw the first time?"

It was for work, went once and said don’t send me their again & one week later they sent me back again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to Telford once, we’ll twice actually

Was the second time to apologise or because you didn't believe what you saw the first time?

It was for work, went once and said don’t send me their again & one week later they sent me back again "

You almost deserve a sympathy shag for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to Telford once, we’ll twice actually

Was the second time to apologise or because you didn't believe what you saw the first time?

It was for work, went once and said don’t send me their again & one week later they sent me back again

You almost deserve a sympathy shag for that!

I’m game if you are lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to Telford once, we’ll twice actually

Was the second time to apologise or because you didn't believe what you saw the first time?

It was for work, went once and said don’t send me their again & one week later they sent me back again

You almost deserve a sympathy shag for that!

I’m game if you are lol "

Lol, I said 'almost'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to Telford once, we’ll twice actually

Was the second time to apologise or because you didn't believe what you saw the first time?

It was for work, went once and said don’t send me their again & one week later they sent me back again

You almost deserve a sympathy shag for that!

I’m game if you are lol

Lol, I said 'almost'!"

Is there room to negotiate I’ll take a sympathy blow job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to Telford once, we’ll twice actually

Was the second time to apologise or because you didn't believe what you saw the first time?

It was for work, went once and said don’t send me their again & one week later they sent me back again

You almost deserve a sympathy shag for that!

I’m game if you are lol

Lol, I said 'almost'!

Is there room to negotiate I’ll take a sympathy blow job

I'm not swallowing that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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