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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey is my profile shit?

(Most men’s profiles are like mine!)

Why am I still getting dozen of messages?!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Haha yes it's shit but you have a vagina so you will always get lots of messages no matter what (unless you block everyone)

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By *infulSandyCouple
over a year ago

London

"Hey is my profile shit?

(Most men’s profiles are like mine!)

Why am I still getting dozen of messages?!"

Answer to first question : Yes it is.

Answer to second question: Because you're a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've often had the most luck with the profiles that say the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey is my profile shit?

(Most men’s profiles are like mine!)

Why am I still getting dozen of messages?!"

But you don't travel and you can't accommodate.. Do you have meets on your front doorstep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like to have sex in their car outside my house obviously!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe I’m a man?!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Yes it is shit. You are bisexual yet only looking to meet men up to age 50. That means you don't want to meet me! Actally I will pretend I haven't read your profile and message you anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it is shit. You are bisexual yet only looking to meet men up to age 50. That means you don't want to meet me! Actally I will pretend I haven't read your profile and message you anyway."

men do it all the time, might as well join them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve had over a hundred messages this afternoon, my profile must be so enticing

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Yes it is shit. You are bisexual yet only looking to meet men up to age 50. That means you don't want to meet me! Actally I will pretend I haven't read your profile and message you anyway.

men do it all the time, might as well join them

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Up 4 a fuck now? I will make u squirt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?"

If only you wasn’t on a sabbatical

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve had over a hundred messages this afternoon, my profile must be so enticing

I came across your profile and see we have the same interests. Meet me now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it is shit. You are bisexual yet only looking to meet men up to age 50. That means you don't want to meet me! Actally I will pretend I haven't read your profile and message you anyway.

men do it all the time, might as well join them

Up 4 a fuck now? I will make u squirt. "

Will you be the best I ever had? Finger blast me til I’m raw then ask why I’m not cumming like I’m some performing seal? I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve had over a hundred messages this afternoon, my profile must be so enticing

I came across your profile and see we have the same interests. Meet me now?"

And what about my photos? They’re amazing too right? I’m stunning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyway squirting isn’t even real I’m just pissing myself and don’t know the difference

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Anyway squirting isn’t even real I’m just pissing myself and don’t know the difference

I'm pissing myself laughing at this thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway squirting isn’t even real I’m just pissing myself and don’t know the difference

I'm pissing myself laughing at this thread! "

It’s keeping me amused

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m in a hotel tonight for one night only, wanna fuck (coz I’m too cheap to pay for a escort!)

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By *eothelionMan
over a year ago

chester

I’m not sure you put the men to shame.

You’ve no text. No pics no effort and moan about how many messages you get.

Lesson, this is how it’s really done.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m in a hotel tonight for one night only, wanna fuck (coz I’m too cheap to pay for a escort!)"

You would be more successful if you said "I'm bored in a hotel tonight. Wanna fuck?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in a hotel tonight for one night only, wanna fuck (coz I’m too cheap to pay for a escort!)

You would be more successful if you said "I'm bored in a hotel tonight. Wanna fuck?""

Thanks for the advice

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thanks for the advice

No, no. You are doing this all wrong. You should ask for advice (on several threads) but never come back on the thread to comment or act on it. And certainly don't thank people for their advice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the advice

No, no. You are doing this all wrong. You should ask for advice (on several threads) but never come back on the thread to comment or act on it. And certainly don't thank people for their advice. "

I think your right I’ll start another thread now asking for advice on my profile even though I’ve totally ignored all previous advice given

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not sure you put the men to shame.

You’ve no text. No pics no effort and moan about how many messages you get.

Lesson, this is how it’s really done.

Please enlighten me further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the advice

No, no. You are doing this all wrong. You should ask for advice (on several threads) but never come back on the thread to comment or act on it. And certainly don't thank people for their advice.

I think your right I’ll start another thread now asking for advice on my profile even though I’ve totally ignored all previous advice given

Not gonna help someone that doesn't want to be helped. Pffft, these bloody single women and there anonymous profiles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to have sex in their car outside my house obviously!!

Got a nice car for you to fuck me in ha ha

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I like to have sex in their car outside my house obviously!!

Got a nice car for you to fuck me in ha ha "

He has been waiting outside for an hour, hooting. The neighbours are starting to complain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile name squirterxxx...got my interest then haha..anyway good luck...

....oh by the way....SallySlinky...f**kin awesome profile photos...stunning. Xxxx

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