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"I am finding very difficult to get any meetings, what am I doing wrong. Please help. Andy" You could start by putting your cock away... 99% of women on the forum say they will delete messages of anyone with their cock as their profile picture. Step 2 search the forums for "profile advice" or "doing wrong" or "help" as this question gets asked 5 or 10 times a day. Cal | |||
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"37 pics of your Dick are far too many ." She's right you know!!! | |||
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it is funny if you think you’d get a positive reply from that. Proper giggling. Trouble is they (above) are right. When you get a message from a profile stuffed with cock pics, I do think he’s a cock. Not offensively, just that’s how you have chosen to portray yourself .. as a cock  | |||
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"I've removed 90% of my pictures and will get some new face pictures. Thanks guys" Eerrmm no ya haven't...and the only body in them is not you...I love cock but bloody hell!  | |||
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"37 pics of your Dick are far too many . She's right you know!!! " Definitely puts me off and I love dick ! | |||
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"I've removed 90% of my pictures and will get some new face pictures. Thanks guys" You have 30 odd dick pics, one would be enough. Body shots are good and even clothed ones. | |||
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"Still too many dick pics. And the action shots aren’t very appealing if you’re on a single mans profile. No Woman waiting see that. More pics of you alone dressed and undressed. X "  Exactly this. | |||
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"I'm going to take 37 pics of my left boob from various anngles! If I'm buying a car, I want to see the bodywork, not just the gear stick, we all know cars have them "What a tit | |||
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"Hairy cock Close up cock Further away cock Leaky cock Hard cock More cock Love my cock OP you’ve got more cock than I’ve got pic titles !" | |||
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"Hairy cock Close up cock Further away cock Leaky cock Hard cock More cock Love my cock OP you’ve got more cock than I’ve got pic titles !" You forgot limp cock. | |||
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"I'm going to take 37 pics of my left boob from various anngles! If I'm buying a car, I want to see the bodywork, not just the gear stick, we all know cars have them "Just spat my tea out lol | |||
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"Hairy cock Close up cock Further away cock Leaky cock Hard cock More cock Love my cock OP you’ve got more cock than I’ve got pic titles ! You forgot limp cock. "Huh I thought he was like the dog in Eastenders - Wellard ... | |||
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"I've removed 90% of my pictures and will get some new face pictures. Thanks guys" Still too many dude..my advice keep the cock pics private for IF they get asked for. Ladies much prefer a torso or nice bum pic. | |||
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"I'm going to take 37 pics of my left boob from various anngles! If I'm buying a car, I want to see the bodywork, not just the gear stick, we all know cars have them
What a tit "Will it not work??! OP, your photos are, sorry to be brutal, terrible and off putting. | |||
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"I'm going to take 37 pics of my left boob from various anngles! If I'm buying a car, I want to see the bodywork, not just the gear stick, we all know cars have them
Just spat my tea out lol" | |||
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"I've removed 90% of my pictures and will get some new face pictures. Thanks guys" If you've removed 90% of them and still have 37 cock pics left on show there can't have been many angles you didn't picture it from!! 
As you're bisexual (as am I) and open to meeting men - I'll answer from that perspective (which probably won't be that different from a lady's perspective either) - based on your profile alone it would be a no from me if you contacted me, in fact I'd probably delete your message unread and without response as your profile tells me nothing about you, what you're looking for, or think you have to offer - there's no personality to speak of shining through either that would interest me enough to want to reply, let alone consider meeting.
The 37 cock pics don't do anything for me either - try replacing them with some body shots that show off your torso and definitely remove the ones showing you with other people - I'm not interested in your previous conquests | |||
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"Hairy cock Close up cock Further away cock Leaky cock Hard cock More cock Love my cock OP you’ve got more cock than I’ve got pic titles ! You forgot limp cock.
Huh I thought he was like the dog in Eastenders - Wellard ..."Ooooohh yeah I can see it now, it’s like one of those magic eye pictures! | |||
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"Hairy cock Close up cock Further away cock Leaky cock Hard cock More cock Love my cock OP you’ve got more cock than I’ve got pic titles ! You forgot limp cock.
Huh I thought he was like the dog in Eastenders - Wellard ..."More like Ethel's 'Little Willy' | |||
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"I'm going to take 37 pics of my left boob from various anngles! If I'm buying a car, I want to see the bodywork, not just the gear stick, we all know cars have them
What a tit
Will it not work??!
OP, your photos are, sorry to be brutal, terrible and off putting. "Nobody’s interested in him now, we’re all waiting for your left boob upload | |||
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"Hairy cock Close up cock Further away cock Leaky cock Hard cock More cock Love my cock OP you’ve got more cock than I’ve got pic titles ! You forgot limp cock.
Huh I thought he was like the dog in Eastenders - Wellard ...
More like Ethel's 'Little Willy' "Boom boom tish......
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"I'm going to take 37 pics of my left boob from various anngles! If I'm buying a car, I want to see the bodywork, not just the gear stick, we all know cars have them
Just spat my tea out lol"Oh sorry hun. Makes a change from dummies being spat out though as its what usually happens in here! | |||
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"I'm going to take 37 pics of my left boob from various anngles! If I'm buying a car, I want to see the bodywork, not just the gear stick, we all know cars have them
What a tit
Will it not work??!
OP, your photos are, sorry to be brutal, terrible and off putting.
Nobody’s interested in him now, we’re all waiting for your left boob upload "Oh gosh really? Now I've become a bit paranoid, I think my right boob is better, noooooooo, I can't decide | |||
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"I'm by no means an expert or ridiculously experienced on this - I'm sure that women on the forums are much better placed to explain a thing or two and I've seen some cracking advice in this thread already so far... But take a look at my profile, the description, the points about being respectful and having a chat. Also, whenever I send a message to someone on here I try to demonstrate that I've engaged with their profile. It's sometimes difficult if they've very little to work with... but don't just tell a woman that she has nice boobs or something like that... wrap a compliment up in something that isn't instantly ridiculously sexual. It is often well-received. Never underestimate the importance of having an engaging conversation. Obviously this site is here for a specific purpose but that isn't an excuse for men to behave like they're entitled to every woman on here. It's also never a good idea to request or demand meetings or immediately jump into that kind of thing... people want you to cover at least the basics, reassure them that you're not a total weirdo and that you're clean, safe and sensible. Remember also that every woman on here is different and will be looking for different things/have different turn ons. It isn't a buffet. " Disappointed....no arse pics, I expected more! | |||
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"I'm going to take 37 pics of my left boob from various anngles! If I'm buying a car, I want to see the bodywork, not just the gear stick, we all know cars have them
What a tit
Will it not work??!
OP, your photos are, sorry to be brutal, terrible and off putting.
Nobody’s interested in him now, we’re all waiting for your left boob upload
Oh gosh really? Now I've become a bit paranoid, I think my right boob is better, noooooooo, I can't decide "Take 37 shots on each boob then we can tell you which one is better! Geeky x | |||
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"I'm going to take 37 pics of my left boob from various anngles! If I'm buying a car, I want to see the bodywork, not just the gear stick, we all know cars have them
What a tit
Will it not work??!
OP, your photos are, sorry to be brutal, terrible and off putting.
Nobody’s interested in him now, we’re all waiting for your left boob upload
Oh gosh really? Now I've become a bit paranoid, I think my right boob is better, noooooooo, I can't decide
Take 37 shots on each boob then we can tell you which one is better!
Geeky x"Oh yeah, why didn't I think of that. I'm on it like a car bonnet (although last time I was on a car bonnet, I slipped off, caught my thong on the badge and gave myself a wedgy!!) BRB | |||
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" it is funny if you think you’d get a positive reply from that. Proper giggling. Trouble is they (above) are right. When you get a message from a profile stuffed with cock pics, I do think he’s a cock. Not offensively, just that’s how you have chosen to portray yourself .. as a cock "That's normally my line!  | |||
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" Disappointed....no arse pics, I expected more! "I'll have to take some of my bum sometimes... or ask one of the lads at rugby to do snap a few for me aha | |||
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"What about Photoshopping a few extra inches on said dick and doing a few comedy pics? For example: throwing it over your shoulder, or using it as a microphone." Yeah now you mention it where’s the frickin sky remote shot
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"Where has the OP gone? Is he taking more cock photos???? " Not sure. Is admin full of breast now awaiting approval | |||
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"What about Photoshopping a few extra inches on said dick and doing a few comedy pics? For example: throwing it over your shoulder, or using it as a microphone." Or maybe wearing comedy glasses and moustache combo? Googly eyes? Fag out of his japs eye??? | |||
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"your profile is rubbish!" Well that’s a bit harsh 
At least we padded our version of that out a bit | |||
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"Where has the OP gone? Is he taking more cock photos???? Not sure. Is admin full of breast now awaiting approval "Now you mention it, it is taking a while. Maybe the photo mod has gone tit blind?? | |||
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"Definitely need more dick pics, Maybe throw a flaccid one into the mix. Think about investing in a sky remote, even if you don't have sky as it's a worthwhile investment as it can be used for dick pics from many different angles and will certainly help get you meets. Most women like to see a dick in some sort of context, so try getting a pic of it hanging out of a woman (or man). Maybe try a jizz covered one, ladies love the jizzy ones "He's also missing the pants around ankles, towels on the floor, sitting on the loo cock pic too! | |||
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"Hairy cock Close up cock Further away cock Leaky cock Hard cock More cock Love my cock OP you’ve got more cock than I’ve got pic titles ! You forgot limp cock.
Huh I thought he was like the dog in Eastenders - Wellard ..."Is wellard still in it or is it his long lost son or daughter that knowone new about before | |||
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"I'm by no means an expert or ridiculously experienced on this - I'm sure that women on the forums are much better placed to explain a thing or two and I've seen some cracking advice in this thread already so far... But take a look at my profile, the description, the points about being respectful and having a chat. " Have to say your profile is one of the best I've seen since we joined! It very well written and makes you feel at ease. My first thought whilst reading is that even if we didn't click least there would be some interesting conversations! | |||
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" Or maybe wearing comedy glasses and moustache combo? Googly eyes? Fag out of his japs eye???" Heehee!  | |||
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"41 mins since he was on...how many more angles can he get with that thing?! Maybe he is doing some ‘artistic’ shots of said penis, black and white ones, ooooo like a black and white photos!! " Maybe he's moving the camera 1 degree at a time until he has a 360 degree angle of it, it'll be like 3D then if you have the appropriate glasses! | |||
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"41 mins since he was on...how many more angles can he get with that thing?! Maybe he is doing some ‘artistic’ shots of said penis, black and white ones, ooooo like a black and white photos!! Maybe he's moving the camera 1 degree at a time until he has a 360 degree angle of it, it'll be like 3D then if you have the appropriate glasses!" I see no tits | |||
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"41 mins since he was on...how many more angles can he get with that thing?! Maybe he is doing some ‘artistic’ shots of said penis, black and white ones, ooooo like a black and white photos!! Maybe he's moving the camera 1 degree at a time until he has a 360 degree angle of it, it'll be like 3D then if you have the appropriate glasses! I see no tits "The mods have gone tit blind! | |||
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"41 mins since he was on...how many more angles can he get with that thing?! Maybe he is doing some ‘artistic’ shots of said penis, black and white ones, ooooo like a black and white photos!! Maybe he's moving the camera 1 degree at a time until he has a 360 degree angle of it, it'll be like 3D then if you have the appropriate glasses! I see no tits "Ooooo a panorama shot!! | |||
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"Have to say your profile is one of the best I've seen since we joined! It very well written and makes you feel at ease. My first thought whilst reading is that even if we didn't click least there would be some interesting conversations! " Thank you for the very kind feedback
I think in general to add to this thread - if it's going to be a kind of advice thread - is that being yourself is important. That's what profiles are for is to relay a sense of who you are and what you're looking for... especially if it's to do with having fun. I personally can't enjoy myself when arranging to have fun if I don't feel comfortable and secure. It's about helping others feel relaxed about you. | |||
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"41 mins since he was on...how many more angles can he get with that thing?! Maybe he is doing some ‘artistic’ shots of said penis, black and white ones, ooooo like a black and white photos!! Maybe he's moving the camera 1 degree at a time until he has a 360 degree angle of it, it'll be like 3D then if you have the appropriate glasses! I see no tits
Ooooo a panorama shot!! "He’s making a file for you can put it into a 3d printer and have your own! Who needs pictures when 3D printing is a thing 
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"Your profile pic definitely needs changing." I had to squint a bit to figure out what it even was, so I'd agree with that! | |||
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"37 pics of your Dick are far too many . She's right you know!!! " 37 pics and you still didnt find your willys good side | |||
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"I'm going to take 37 pics of my left boob from various anngles! If I'm buying a car, I want to see the bodywork, not just the gear stick, we all know cars have them " | |||
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"I've removed 90% of my pictures and will get some new face pictures. Thanks guys" Jesus! How many cock pics were there if you've removed 90%?? Christmas on a bike! I think even 37 is a new fab record! | |||
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... missed the typo. Im just in shock from the amount of cock pics! Shit! | |||
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"I've removed 90% of my pictures and will get some new face pictures. Thanks guys Jesus! How many cock pics were there if you've removed 90%?? Christmas on a bike! I think even 37 is a new fab record! "Noooo, there was a profile that is now UNLOS'D that had all 150 of his gold supporter images featuring his winky. | |||
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"I've removed 90% of my pictures and will get some new face pictures. Thanks guys Jesus! How many cock pics were there if you've removed 90%?? Christmas on a bike! I think even 37 is a new fab record!
Noooo, there was a profile that is now UNLOS'D that had all 150 of his gold supporter images featuring his winky."Wow! Really?? Hahaha This has just really tickled me! So bloody funny! | |||
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"I've removed 90% of my pictures and will get some new face pictures. Thanks guys Jesus! How many cock pics were there if you've removed 90%?? Christmas on a bike! I think even 37 is a new fab record!
Noooo, there was a profile that is now UNLOS'D that had all 150 of his gold supporter images featuring his winky.
Wow! Really?? Hahaha This has just really tickled me! So bloody funny! "It wouldn't have been so bad, had been a magnificent specimen.... | |||
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"I've removed 90% of my pictures and will get some new face pictures. Thanks guys Jesus! How many cock pics were there if you've removed 90%?? Christmas on a bike! I think even 37 is a new fab record!
Noooo, there was a profile that is now UNLOS'D that had all 150 of his gold supporter images featuring his winky.
Wow! Really?? Hahaha This has just really tickled me! So bloody funny!
It wouldn't have been so bad, had been a magnificent specimen.... "Well he's staying true to his username at least | |||
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"I am finding very difficult to get any meetings, what am I doing wrong. Please help. Andy" You’re using this website | |||
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"If you can attend clubs I would say that's your best option, Build up a few friends and future meets from there. Change and update your profile as the weeks/months go by until it describes who you are and what you are looking for. Most people take loads of the same pictures then upload a handful of the ones they like, Set most of your cock pictures to private keep a few for friends only and if you still want to show it have 1 or 2 in public, Add some fully clothed, semi clothes pictures, Chest, Legs, Arse etc " You think? | |||
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"This is the funniest thread since that guy you ladys thought was fit with the big chopper blocked all women and vanished other day hahahahaha I mean im no expert but Wow" No that one was much funnier  | |||
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"I am finding very difficult to get any meetings, what am I doing wrong. Please help. Andy You’re using this website "Nah, this site is great. Unfortunately, most guys don't have the first idea how to sell themselves to their target audience and make little or no effort to stand out amongst their competition. | |||
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"I am finding very difficult to get any meetings, what am I doing wrong. Please help. Andy" Are you a person or a penis? Jesus. How many photos of your dick can you take? Deleting them all would be a good start. | |||
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"This is the funniest thread since that guy you ladys thought was fit with the big chopper blocked all women and vanished other day hahahahaha I mean im no expert but Wow No that one was much funnier "True but this is still pure class | |||
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"I am finding very difficult to get any meetings, what am I doing wrong. Please help. Andy You’re using this website
Nah, this site is great. Unfortunately, most guys don't have the first idea how to sell themselves to their target audience and make little or no effort to stand out amongst their competition. "No, this profile definitely stands out for me | |||
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"I am finding very difficult to get any meetings, what am I doing wrong. Please help. Andy You’re using this website
Nah, this site is great. Unfortunately, most guys don't have the first idea how to sell themselves to their target audience and make little or no effort to stand out amongst their competition. "Erm he took 37 different dick pics for our amusement over the last few hours. Don’t be dissing the OP now. At least he came up with the goods  | |||
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"I am finding very difficult to get any meetings, what am I doing wrong. Please help. Andy You’re using this website
Nah, this site is great. Unfortunately, most guys don't have the first idea how to sell themselves to their target audience and make little or no effort to stand out amongst their competition.
No, this profile definitely stands out for me "For all the wrong reasons??! | |||
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"If you can attend clubs I would say that's your best option, Build up a few friends and future meets from there. Change and update your profile as the weeks/months go by until it describes who you are and what you are looking for. Most people take loads of the same pictures then upload a handful of the ones they like, Set most of your cock pictures to private keep a few for friends only and if you still want to show it have 1 or 2 in public, Add some fully clothed, semi clothes pictures, Chest, Legs, Arse etc You think? "I think what ? | |||
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"I am finding very difficult to get any meetings, what am I doing wrong. Please help. Andy Are you a person or a penis? Jesus. How many photos of your dick can you take? Deleting them all would be a good start." Think someone is proud of there little tool :D | |||
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"I've removed 90% of my pictures and will get some new face pictures. Thanks guys" Holy crap.......thank god I only got to see 37! | |||
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"I am finding very difficult to get any meetings, what am I doing wrong. Please help. Andy" I've often wondered the psychology behind a man who thinks cock pics are a positive ? Please honestly articulate why you thought them such a good idea Honestly, telling you to take them off your profile is genuinely no help , understanding why you did so and fundamentally changing who you are might do ? | |||
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"I'm by no means an expert or ridiculously experienced on this - I'm sure that women on the forums are much better placed to explain a thing or two and I've seen some cracking advice in this thread already so far... But take a look at my profile, the description, the points about being respectful and having a chat. Also, whenever I send a message to someone on here I try to demonstrate that I've engaged with their profile. It's sometimes difficult if they've very little to work with... but don't just tell a woman that she has nice boobs or something like that... wrap a compliment up in something that isn't instantly ridiculously sexual. It is often well-received. Never underestimate the importance of having an engaging conversation. Obviously this site is here for a specific purpose but that isn't an excuse for men to behave like they're entitled to every woman on here. It's also never a good idea to request or demand meetings or immediately jump into that kind of thing... people want you to cover at least the basics, reassure them that you're not a total weirdo and that you're clean, safe and sensible. Remember also that every woman on here is different and will be looking for different things/have different turn ons. It isn't a buffet. " Could this be linked to the top of the Swingers Advice forum for ever? | |||
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"Oh and lose that pointless disclaimer on your profile because it is unforcable ..they are many threads on the forums about them " Yes that's crap isn't it. Errr excuse me, you stole one of my cock photos so I'm going to take you to court. See you there with my lawyer! | |||
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"Oh and lose that pointless disclaimer on your profile because it is unforcable ..they are many threads on the forums about them Yes that's crap isn't it. Errr excuse me, you stole one of my cock photos so I'm going to take you to court. See you there with my lawyer!" Hahaha | |||
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"Oh and lose that pointless disclaimer on your profile because it is unforcable ..they are many threads on the forums about them Yes that's crap isn't it. Errr excuse me, you stole one of my cock photos so I'm going to take you to court. See you there with my lawyer! Hahaha " | |||
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"Oh and lose that pointless disclaimer on your profile because it is unforcable ..they are many threads on the forums about them Yes that's crap isn't it. Errr excuse me, you stole one of my cock photos so I'm going to take you to court. See you there with my lawyer!" | |||
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"Well that went well  "He got a unanimous answer. I think it went splendidly well | |||
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He got a unanimous answer. I think it went splendidly well "Yep, I eagerly await the new and improved profile! | |||
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"Well that went well
He got a unanimous answer. I think it went splendidly well
Yep, I eagerly await the new and improved profile!"Bookmarked. | |||
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"Oh we did all forget to say don’t forget to take those cock pictures next to a remote or a deodorant can so we can compare our remotes and deodorants thanks "Yes we suggested Sky. But anyway, you haven’t even got one dick pic, so OP is way out of your league. | |||
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"Oh we did all forget to say don’t forget to take those cock pictures next to a remote or a deodorant can so we can compare our remotes and deodorants thanks
Yes we suggested Sky. But anyway, you haven’t even got one dick pic, so OP is way out of your league. "The way he's going perhaps a Virgin remote would be a better suggestion for the OP | |||
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"Oh we did all forget to say don’t forget to take those cock pictures next to a remote or a deodorant can so we can compare our remotes and deodorants thanks
Yes we suggested Sky. But anyway, you haven’t even got one dick pic, so OP is way out of your league.
The way he's going perhaps a Virgin remote would be a better suggestion for the OP ":D lol Oh and make sure the new smaller remote so it looks bigger as we all like a virgin | |||
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"Is anyone else hoping he comes back soon and comments? " Really wondering what he will say Kinda thinking he will quit lol | |||
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"Is anyone else hoping he comes back soon and comments? Really wondering what he will say Kinda thinking he will quit lol " Maybe he has made himself cock blind and can't see well enough to log back on!! | |||
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"Is anyone else hoping he comes back soon and comments? " The thread will be closed before that. Someone will have to start a part 2 | |||
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"Is anyone else hoping he comes back soon and comments? The thread will be closed before that. Someone will have to start a part 2" Doing something wrong part 2 - the revenge of the cock!! | |||
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"He went to take a selfie. These things are tricky for the over 40s. It involves sellotape and stapling. It can’t be hurried "A bulldog clip is quicker! | |||
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"Is anyone else hoping he comes back soon and comments? The thread will be closed before that. Someone will have to start a part 2 Doing something wrong part 2 - the revenge of the cock!!" Pahaha!!!! Cockgate! | |||
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"I guess not then" I was too busy fabbing your cock. Much easier than 37 | |||
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"I guess not then I was too busy fabbing your cock. Much easier than 37 "Lol | |||
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"Thanks everyone, I lost my internet but back in now. I have read all your messages and made a few changes. Happy fabbing Andy " Welcome back
Your photos will still put most women off for reasons I won't go into but its your profile hun, you put what photos you like on there. | |||
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