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wot is it with being a single gezzer on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

no1 seems 2 want 2 no single men on here im a nice looking open minded chap i do well out n about with the ladies but on here no chance.wot the...anit this the right place? im in suffolk ant1 ner??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please take this in the well intentioned spirit in which it is intended but your profile could do with more work on it. That might improve your chances. Ms

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I'm inclined to agree with what's been said. Your profile is one of MANY and to be honest, it doesn't stand up to the competition. It's your profile though and it's entirely up to you whether you take these comments on board but if you write it minus the text speak and jazz it up a bit so you advertise what you like and what you offer then I think you'd stand a better chance of success.

Good luck

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

lol - great profile, I personally cannot understand why all available totty aren't beating a path to your door! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep on using txt speak and we like to be called hun and babe too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously...do you honestly expect to attract adult women with your profile?!! Really?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"keep on using txt speak and we like to be called hun and babe too

"

I don't think he gets it.

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By *mbianceWoman
over a year ago

burnham on sea, Somerset

[Removed by poster at 20/09/11 23:09:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The major problem is...your single profile is at least 100 to 1 per couples/single girls profile... SO you def need it to stand out to attract Atention... think about it!"

I think he stands out just fine

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By *mbianceWoman
over a year ago

burnham on sea, Somerset

The major problem is...your single profile is at least 100 to 1 per couples/single girls profile... SO you def need it to stand out to attract Attention... think about it!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

lol - after 5 months the profile is still so bad? Great status by the way - that'll get you lots of messages! ps - what's a 'gezzer?' Z

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By *mbianceWoman
over a year ago

burnham on sea, Somerset

Actually i don`t think he does...if he cannot be bothered to speak properly without text speak then i would consider that lazy... text speech was invented because we could not carry 10 words when it was invented! that was obliterated 10 years ago... so what the Fcuk...its lazy and ignorant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol - after 5 months the profile is still so bad? Great status by the way - that'll get you lots of messages! ps - what's a 'gezzer?' Z"

Gezzer kiss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im still struggling to decipher it

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"im still struggling to decipher it "

don't bother! Gave me a headache! Z

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"lol - after 5 months the profile is still so bad? Great status by the way - that'll get you lots of messages! ps - what's a 'gezzer?' Z

Gezzer kiss?

"

lol - could be! Z

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By *mbianceWoman
over a year ago

burnham on sea, Somerset


"The major problem is...your single profile is at least 100 to 1 per couples/single girls profile... SO you def need it to stand out to attract Atention... think about it!

I think he stands out just fine "

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By *mbianceWoman
over a year ago

burnham on sea, Somerset

The last message was in response to the person who reckons his profile stands out fine by the way!

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By *mbianceWoman
over a year ago

burnham on sea, Somerset


"im still struggling to decipher it "

Agree Redstorm XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not text speak.....it's "gangsta" talk ie: "r'spec bro innit!".....translate as "Well said my friend!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant he stood out just fine as an ignoramus, sorry I wasn't clearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if only carlsberg did profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if only carlsberg did profiles"

Or if only people didn't make profiles after a night on the Carlsberg....

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

I truly believe that some single guys on this site think that women are (and this is certainly not my belief, but I must say it to emphasise my point) unintelligent, sex crazed harridans who will leap into any kind of sexual behaviour with any kind of oaf with a cock. In my humble experience, kindness, humour, intelligence and wit did more for furthering sexual pleasure between guys and girls than did the anti-gay, nonsensical drivel alluded to above. Sorry friend, but perhaps some passion might stand you in good stead...xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never get threads like this

If you do well 'out and about' does it matter if you dont meet on here?

What i mean by that is does it amtter where the women you meet come from? if you cant get a meet off here just go 'out and about' more?

does this only make sence to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please, please, please don't listen to any of these people who are so full of advice on how your profile should look and sound.

You go ahead and keep up the txt spk.

Please.

It makes it so much more fun for those of us who can string a sentence together.

Relax.

Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please, please, please don't listen to any of these people who are so full of advice on how your profile should look and sound.

You go ahead and keep up the txt spk.

Please.

It makes it so much more fun for those of us who can string a sentence together.

Relax.

Enjoy.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I truly believe that some single guys on this site think that women are (and this is certainly not my belief, but I must say it to emphasise my point) unintelligent, sex crazed harridans who will leap into any kind of sexual behaviour with any kind of oaf with a cock. "

Agreed!

Time and time again some single guys think all they need is to be 'hung' and 'hey presto, line up ladies'

OP, I'd stick to to your 'success' away from swinging as staying around here looks like it's going to bring further frustration for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stop with the oh poor little me, theres loads of blokes out there and not every one get all the fun, your chance will come u just to just be polite and nice to the ladys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta agree with the others - text talk is a no no! Treat the women you want to meet as adults who can read and speak in full sentences and you might have more luck!!

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

More like Ali G, I can see the shell suit now.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can anyone enlighten me as to what 'griffing' is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anyone enlighten me as to what 'griffing' is?"

I wondered that didnt like to ask in case I looked thick

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"no1 seems 2 want 2 no single men on here im a nice looking open minded chap i do well out n about with the ladies but on here no chance.wot the...anit this the right place? im in suffolk ant1 ner??"

simple rule... if the "moan" is longer than the "profile"...that might give you an idea of where to start

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can anyone enlighten me as to what 'griffing' is?

I wondered that didnt like to ask in case I looked thick "

I just need to know if I'm for it or against it.

It might be something I really like, or have always wanted to do. Or it may be the most repellent practice imaginable.

It's best to know these things before turning up for a meet I find.

(once we find out what it is, let's meet up in secret, 'griff' each other and see whether we like it before we add it to our profiles).

Just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anyone enlighten me as to what 'griffing' is?

I wondered that didnt like to ask in case I looked thick "

Same here!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just chat more on the forums and you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anyone enlighten me as to what 'griffing' is?

I wondered that didnt like to ask in case I looked thick

I just need to know if I'm for it or against it.

It might be something I really like, or have always wanted to do. Or it may be the most repellent practice imaginable.

It's best to know these things before turning up for a meet I find.

(once we find out what it is, let's meet up in secret, 'griff' each other and see whether we like it before we add it to our profiles).

Just in case."

I googled griffing and guess what nothing found only thing near was a griffin so wonder if we could do it like a griffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anyone enlighten me as to what 'griffing' is?

I wondered that didnt like to ask in case I looked thick

I just need to know if I'm for it or against it.

It might be something I really like, or have always wanted to do. Or it may be the most repellent practice imaginable.

It's best to know these things before turning up for a meet I find.

(once we find out what it is, let's meet up in secret, 'griff' each other and see whether we like it before we add it to our profiles).

Just in case.

I googled griffing and guess what nothing found only thing near was a griffin so wonder if we could do it like a griffin "

According to urban dictionary griffing is

Blurting random nonsense i.e. Peter Griffin

Makes sense.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

What a wonderful profile, single guys take note...this is how its done.

Keep up the great work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if only carlsberg did profiles

Or if only people didn't make profiles after a night on the Carlsberg....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never get threads like this

If you do well 'out and about' does it matter if you dont meet on here?

What i mean by that is does it amtter where the women you meet come from? if you cant get a meet off here just go 'out and about' more?

does this only make sence to me lol"

What he means is he expects the standards of women to be lower than the women he meets out and about, and can't believe how picky we are by not jumping on his knob...or did I get that wrong?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never get threads like this

If you do well 'out and about' does it matter if you dont meet on here?

What i mean by that is does it amtter where the women you meet come from? if you cant get a meet off here just go 'out and about' more?

does this only make sence to me lol

What he means is he expects the standards of women to be lower than the women he meets out and about, and can't believe how picky we are by not jumping on his knob...or did I get that wrong?!! "

100% behind both of you Well I can think of worse places to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women on here picky?? Surely not!! We should be grateful for any attention us tired old slappers can get according to some of the charmers who have messaged me lol. Ms

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By *mall tits tight lipsWoman
over a year ago

watford

Yes the spelling thing is rather annoying, in fact the first single guy I replied to was the first that could actually spell properly. I'm glad I did as he's really nice and we have met quite a few times he's was telling me how hard being a young single guy on here is, how people just don't give you a chance and just ignore you because they think you are like those guys like the original poster. So it does annoy me that genuine people like him simply get ignored because of people like our "gezzer" here. but to be fair there are woman and couples who are simply up there own arse and think they are "above" and too good for single men so there are imperfections on both sides : / anyway rant over hehe xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hope OP is trolling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok Single gezzer here goes ...

Your profile is crap dude .... at least make it legible then you may stand half a chance of people being able to understand where your at ...

Once the cats know where your at then your smokin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok Single gezzer here goes ...

Your profile is crap dude .... at least make it legible then you may stand half a chance of people being able to understand where your at ...

Once the cats know where your at then your smokin'

"

I think you will find he IS the one who is right. A.d the one who is good looking & immensely cool. He just KNOWS that women are throwing themselves at trains just to get to him. If you look at his first post, he says as much, he was complaining because all the women on here just are not getting his point!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"lol - great profile, I personally cannot understand why all available totty aren't beating a path to your door! Z"

No sarcasm, apparently its not allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have same situation down here in devon, its hopeless being a single guy on this site as the girls & couples can cherry pick & us single guys are ten a penny, to be honest try the dating sites such as plenty of fish as i have sooooo much more fun with horny women on there, swinging as far as i'm concerned is for couples & single women so just get used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often find the ones I have rejected on FAB on other sites, and they are just as hopeless elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know quite a few single guys on here who are very successful in getting meets. A good well written profile, manners, a positive attitude and some good pics all go a long way. Ms

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"lol - great profile, I personally cannot understand why all available totty aren't beating a path to your door! Z

No sarcasm, apparently its not allowed "

You're learning

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"i have same situation down here in devon, its hopeless being a single guy on this site as the girls & couples can cherry pick & us single guys are ten a penny, to be honest try the dating sites such as plenty of fish as i have sooooo much more fun with horny women on there, swinging as far as i'm concerned is for couples & single women so just get used to it"

what women look for in a man on a dating site and on a swingers site are VERY different things - even if they might both lead to a bedroom encounter.

when you figure out what that difference is, you'll realise that your success (or lack of) on here has about as much to do with the number of single guys there are on the site as it has to do with the size of your cock or the state of your sixpack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't think I'm wrong in assuming this is a wind up fake profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think his profile is great, leave it as it is.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"lol - great profile, I personally cannot understand why all available totty aren't beating a path to your door! Z

No sarcasm, apparently its not allowed

You're learning "

The single guys arent tho..why arent u telling him meets will happen no matter what

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"no1 seems 2 want 2 no single men on here im a nice looking open minded chap i do well out n about with the ladies but on here no chance.wot the...anit this the right place? im in suffolk ant1 ner??

simple rule... if the "moan" is longer than the "profile"...that might give you an idea of where to start "

Pmsl, quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me its the annoying text speak , you also come across as quite an irritated guy so you need to work on your charms a little , single guys are two a penny but really nice sexy special thoughtful well spoken articulate guys are a rare find and when couples or single ladies find them then they will always keep hold of them or tell freinds no offence meant ,x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, if you consider that when we offered a mmf meet last week and we had a 104 messages in total regarding it!!!........, this will give all single fellas an idea of what they are up against and we would not have even considered replying to "text speak"

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Think his profile muat be a wind up as surely no one would stupid enough to write that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think his profile muat be a wind up as surely no one would stupid enough to write that"

...yet it's there for all to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to get anywhere drop the text style and your trousers might just follow

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"no1 seems 2 want 2 no single men on here im a nice looking open minded chap i do well out n about with the ladies but on here no chance.wot the...anit this the right place? im in suffolk ant1 ner??"

Lots of ladies & couples meet single men....but there is alot of choice and you need to make yourself stand out from the rest.

Your profile doesn't say much about you or what you are looking for. Put some effort in and lose the text speak.

Good Luck

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