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"Maybe don’t post in a public forum calling us all nutters "Or write it on your profile....nice chin though | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" That's the million pound question my friend.Woman are a law unto themselves. in reality its a womans world. Blonds just like haveing fun because there bimbos and red heads are freaky and fireworks and wot not !Woman rule world and there nothing we can do about it.so good luck. On your quest  | |||
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"Maybe don’t post in a public forum calling us all nutters "Lol ?? At least he's being honest, We can't win ! woman dont like serial liyes and all the honnst guys get slated for being honest. | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" To find a ‘decent’ woman as you call it, be picky, don’t get me wrong you will have less success than a shit sarnie in a restaurant but you might find the dime you’re after, good luck dude | |||
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"It will be hard to find decent women on here. Most of us are indecent. " Thought that’s what men wanted! | |||
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"It will be hard to find decent women on here. Most of us are indecent. Thought that’s what men wanted! " Silly women. We just can't seem to get it right.  | |||
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"Vaginga My new favourite word Like your style OP" Maybe this is a new slang word for ginger vaginas? | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" On the profile always good to have no slang on there innit.? There are decent well adjusted ladies my friend you just have to keep looking. | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" Personally i dont want to know about your dog or larie (think typo should be lady) Your profile needs to be reworked and IF that is your only profile photo (i don’t believe that shit about only one u have) Get a new one | |||
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"I will say just be yourself, let them know how you operate, there are a lot of cool ladies on here " Funnily enough Mr James, thats exactly what OP IS doing Letting everyone know how he operates | |||
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"I will say just be yourself, let them know how you operate, there are a lot of cool ladies on here Funnily enough, Mr. James, that's exactly what OP IS doing Letting everyone know how he operates" Agreed, and for many, the first impression is a bad one and has probably been blocked | |||
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"Decent you say
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"Maybe don’t post in a public forum calling us all nutters "Valid point | |||
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"You have to take a pic wearing a suit and make it black and white, job done " I’m mad and proud does that count. | |||
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"Decent you say
No not seen any of them on here
Oi im decent "Decent in which way ?!! | |||
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"Decent you say
No not seen any of them on here
Oi im decent
Decent in which way ?!! "About an hour a day | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" If you are going to rely on here regardless of your profile you'll find it pretty difficult to get a meet | |||
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"Decent you say
No not seen any of them on here
Oi im decent
Decent in which way ?!!
About an hour a day "I was going to say. You’re on fab woman ffs try harder | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" you don’t they find you. You can’t chase the forbidden fruit x. | |||
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We're all absolute fruit loops on here, fact 
I'm guessing that just because we use a site like this we must shag anything that offers? If we turn you down, want to get to know you a little better or have preferences we must all be nutters?
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"I don't get it. You claim that you only have one photo of yourself, but you have listed 'taking photo's' as one of your interests! " I dont even TRY and get it these days. | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good If you are going to rely on here regardless of your profile you'll find it pretty difficult to get a meet " actually wrong i think if someone has a good profile and photos its a good start. I know a few men who are successful on here | |||
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"The nutters are the best ones  "Especially the decent nutters | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" I'm so mad and so indecent! And I haven't even read your profile yet! | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" Mad ? Please explain ? | |||
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are so that the naughty ladies can't get there first.
Go get em tiger.
Only joking ladies I am sure you are all lubbly really.
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"An indecent woman here." Yeh me | |||
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"Your profile is very negative then you've done this negative forum thread. You really aren't doing yourself any favours."  I just looked | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" He hasn’t been on for a day so probably isn’t interested in this thread anyway! | |||
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"OP, the opening gambit on your profile ain't the best. Calling all women on Fab hard work probably isn't the best idea." | |||
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"It will be hard to find decent women on here. Most of us are indecent. Thought that’s what men wanted! " | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" Yes it is your profile, your picture is not good, your text is not brilliant either. And you come across as loonyfied xx | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" We're not all mad....I've been called "relatively sane by Fab standards.." but make of that what you will. Get your chin along to some socials and mingle if you're.really serious about meeting people. So much can be misinterpreted on the forums and via pm's. | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good Yes it is your profile, your picture is not good, your text is not brilliant either. And you come across as loonyfied xx " It’s easy to see why he gets so few meets. | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" In my experience the guys who say women are crazy and talk about how they are 'not a weirdo' tend to be the unhinged ones on here. Otherwise, why even mention it ?! | |||
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"Maybe don’t post in a public forum calling us all nutters
Lol ??
At least he's being honest,
We can't win ! woman dont like serial liyes and all the honnst guys get slated for being honest.
"Too true...a man can’t win......sometimes it almost makes me ashamed to be a woman on here | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good In my experience the guys who say women are crazy and talk about how they are 'not a weirdo' tend to be the unhinged ones on here. Otherwise, why even mention it ?! " | |||
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"Vaginga My new favourite word Like your style OP" I love this, only the other day I was talking to a woman who mentioned her ginger pubes, now she has her own pet name for it! Come on ladies - especially you vagingas out there- give this a guy a break, he's a literary genius! Hang on, I've just thought of another! If the woman is ginger AND a little bit crazy( as the OP points out, you're all half mad) they would be a Vaginga Nut! I'm here all week | |||
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"If cars are a mans game, what is yoor position on Motorbikes?
Pillion"riding it so you can cuddle me x. | |||
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"Vaginga My new favourite word Like your style OP I love this, only the other day I was talking to a woman who mentioned her ginger pubes, now she has her own pet name for it! Come on ladies - especially you vagingas out there- give this a guy a break, he's a literary genius! Hang on, I've just thought of another! If the woman is ginger AND a little bit crazy( as the OP points out, you're all half mad) they would be a Vaginga Nut! I'm here all week " | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" I like your profile, I think it's funny.
Hope you find someone you like. Post in the forums more please. | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" You really need to go through your profile with spellcheck. Half of it doesn't make sense because you have misspelt words or the grammar is non exists. And you're telling me that as a 26 year old you only have one picture and that is of your chin.. no one is going to believe this and if you are lying about something so small, what else could you be lying about? Your hobbies don't really interest me, that's the stuff you can talk about whilst messaging/meeting a woman. Switch it to what kind of girls you like and what you are like in the bwdroom. Paint a picture for a girl to imagine and peak her interest, but don't go into detail or lie about it just to get a girl interested to only disappoint her on a meet. Hope that helps. | |||
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"Read the profile, look for buzzwords “if you have read this put the word cake in the subject” Be interesting and different... Make an effort and don’t sent a cock shot first message... " Make sure you have a profile picture | |||
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"Maybe don’t post in a public forum calling us all nutters "You need to stop being so sensitive when a man calls a woman/women names. He is right there are some nutters on here, he is aiming them at women because that's who he wants to meet. I aimed it at men because that's who I want to meet. Stop taking everything a man says so literal and personally. Need to get thicker skin. | |||
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"OP didnt come back. Probably for the best" Those crazy vaginga nuts scared him off. He jammilly dodged too much abuse and now he will be off hob nobing around the rest of Fab. | |||
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"OP didnt come back. Probably for the best" Well at lease the advice will be there for others. | |||
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"OP didnt come back. Probably for the best Well at lease the advice will be there for others. " Yeah,for all the other guys that ask for advice, and then completely ignore it | |||
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"OP didnt come back. Probably for the best Well at lease the advice will be there for others. Yeah,for all the other guys that ask for advice, and then completely ignore it" | |||
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"OP didnt come back. Probably for the best Well at lease the advice will be there for others. Yeah,for all the other guys that ask for advice, and then completely ignore it" Surely not | |||
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"OP didnt come back. Probably for the best Well at lease the advice will be there for others. Yeah,for all the other guys that ask for advice, and then completely ignore it Surely not "well I'm buggered lol | |||
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"Yeah, am also looking for a decent lady" try post a meet | |||
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"Yeah, am also looking for a decent lady" Please read all posts above | |||
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"Yeah, am also looking for a decent lady" Get outta here. You regularly come on here telling everyone how successful you are with the ladies. I think alot of the men are jealous of your success tbh | |||
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" Blonds just like haveing fun because there bimbos "I object to this generalisation and its spelling! | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" Hmmm a broad sweeping statement that most women on here are mad should help ....... | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" What age range are you looking at? | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good What age range are you looking at?" 18-99 so highly like some of the older ones may be mad with some form of dementia | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good What age range are you looking at?18-99 so highly like some of the older ones may be mad with some form of dementia " Yeah that's not gonna help! | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good What age range are you looking at?18-99 so highly like some of the older ones may be mad with some form of dementia Yeah that's not gonna help! " | |||
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"Maybe OP stop trying to find the decent women and just fuck what's available. "Yeah, thats what I do If all else fails " oh, you'll do" | |||
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"Maybe OP stop trying to find the decent women and just fuck what's available.
Yeah, thats what I do
If all else fails " oh, you'll do""Exactly! Jeez if I'm horny my standards are LOW! | |||
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"Maybe OP stop trying to find the decent women and just fuck what's available.
Yeah, thats what I do
If all else fails " oh, you'll do""I pride myself on being one of the me 'who will do'. Hang around in the shadows long enough and eventually someone will be d*unk or desperate enough to lower their standards amd meet me | |||
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"Maybe OP stop trying to find the decent women and just fuck what's available.
Yeah, thats what I do
If all else fails " oh, you'll do"
I pride myself on being one of the me 'who will do'. Hang around in the shadows long enough and eventually someone will be d*unk or desperate enough to lower their standards amd meet me "Yeah, there's always some d*unken, desperate sucker out there 'Specially at this time of year | |||
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"Maybe don’t post in a public forum calling us all nutters
You need to stop being so sensitive when a man calls a woman/women names. He is right there are some nutters on here, he is aiming them at women because that's who he wants to meet. I aimed it at men because that's who I want to meet.
Stop taking everything a man says so literal and personally. Need to get thicker skin. " | |||
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C’mon man! Everybody and his dog has a camera phone...Try making more of an effort! Instead of writing a long winded explanation about why you have up that one crap pic in the first place | |||
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"The one picture on a public setting is of your chin...... And I must say, sooooooo very sexy.. I just can’t wait to meet you!
C’mon man! Everybody and his dog has a camera phone...Try making more of an effort! Instead of writing a long winded explanation about why you have up that one crap pic in the first place "persoanlly id rather have a long winded explanation how that pic came to be in the first place ! | |||
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"I got as far as "hard work" on your profile and clicked off it. Women who are worth meeting won't just 'give out' a woman who has self worth expects you to work for it. Plus women who value themselves can afford to be choosy so filling your profile with judgemental statements about women makes you sound deeply unattractive to women. Plus get a better pic, nobody wants to look up your nose " exactly this | |||
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"Re work your profile. I definitely agree. " | |||
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"I had a look to see if I could offer any advice but I stopped at your headline comment "message me ladies only,a dont go out chasing 99 different vagingas at" My advice would be that you should chase 99 different vagingas to improve the odds My work here is done " This too had me laugh out loud, brilliant! | |||
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"Re work your profile. I definitely agree. " I don't agree. A profile should reflect that persons personality. At least women reading it will know what to expect! | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" All women on here are decent so maybe the question is women that would meet a guy like you | |||
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"Maybe don’t post in a public forum calling us all nutters
Lol ??
At least he's being honest,
We can't win ! woman dont like serial liyes and all the honnst guys get slated for being honest.
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"It’s very rare when one person manages to offend the whole population of one beautiful gender, known to mankind
I rest my case "Not on here | |||
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"Re work your profile. I definitely agree. I don't agree. A profile should reflect that persons personality. At least women reading it will know what to expect! " Yes please will all those giving profile advice on other threads please stop it as we can tell a lot from the horses mouth as it were! | |||
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"Looking to chat and possibly meet up with women on here but they all seem mad is it my profile letting me down? Advice from fab pros would be good" None here, they're all horrrribble
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"Maybe don’t post in a public forum calling us all nutters
Lol ??
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"The problem seems to be that you're looking for "vaginga" when you should in fact be searching for "vagina". " is that slang for a ginger vagina?! | |||
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"The problem seems to be that you're looking for "vaginga" when you should in fact be searching for "vagina". is that slang for a ginger vagina?! "Ch*ked on my tea then! | |||
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"Whistle, they should come running "I can whistle a whole song like Roger Whittaker, I'm knee deep in vagingas. | |||
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"Whistle, they should come running
I can whistle a whole song like Roger Whittaker, I'm knee deep in vagingas. "Proof it works then! | |||
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"The problem seems to be that you're looking for "vaginga" when you should in fact be searching for "vagina". is that slang for a ginger vagina?! "You say Vaginaga....I say Vagina... | |||
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"The problem seems to be that you're looking for "vaginga" when you should in fact be searching for "vagina". is that slang for a ginger vagina?!
You say Vaginaga....I say Vagina... "Let's call the whole thing off! | |||
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"The problem seems to be that you're looking for "vaginga" when you should in fact be searching for "vagina". is that slang for a ginger vagina?!
You say Vaginaga....I say Vagina...
Let's call the whole thing off! "I think he has | |||
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