FabSwingers.com forum: Circumcised guy required

By *attPaula OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

We require a circumcised, shaven and spotlessly clean guy for a weekend of fun. The guy should be well groomed, caucasian and in reasonable shape. Good social skills, intelligence and a sense of humor are also essential. Similarly, a respect for the couple as a unit and the scared nature of their relationship while adding the necessary spice and fantasy play. Similar age to ourselves would be good, give or take. A meet with Matt for a cup of coffee and chat first for a social check is a must.

The meet will take place in Vilnius, Lithuania at a date suitable for all. Flights from the UK with the low cost airlines are very cheap as is the accommodation there. We would rent a large 2-bedroom apartment and it we hit it off exceptionally well then we’d be together all that time. Matt will collect for the airport and travel out with the guy. Mrs will meet us there.

She is exceptionally sexual and really wants to fulfill this fantasy. A stunning, leggy Russian blonde with sexual skills to die for. Insatiable appetite and great fun.

Have a look at our profile and if interested mail us back.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

So the first time you'd meet the woman would be after paying for flights and travelling?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"So the first time you'd meet the woman would be after paying for flights and travelling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not asking to much!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So the first time you'd meet the woman would be after paying for flights and travelling?

I'm gonna go get circumcised first also lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you want your man to take a

Man out to Eastern Europe to meet a Russian bird.

Wow I think I’ve seen it all now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a plot to a horror movie and we all know how those end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not murdery at all

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Doesn't remind me of "Hostel" one little bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with this scenario..

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By *ptimusDMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *ptimusDMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Nice thought but I'll advise you be more realistic if this is a genuine meet request.

Personally, and I know this is purely academic because I clearly don't meet your requirements, there's no way I'm booking time of work, booking flights and accommodation, and flying out of the UK for an interview with a bloke that could very well end with me being told to do one because the missus doesn't take a fancy.

You can very easily find someone here you fancy and then invite them over so when they decide to fly out to meet you, they know it's a sure thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m glad im not the only one who was a bit creeped out by this.

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Just weird

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

What could possibly go wrong?

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

This is bizarre. If you want a chap to meet in Lithuania, guys who live in Lithuania might be a better bet...

What the OP will get in lots of guys saying they are interested in the hope that they will get some pics and wank chat. Literally no one will be willing to travel to Lithuania from the UK on the basis that he might get a shag. Flights there may be cheap, but British prostitutes are cheaper and a shag is guaranteed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope it's first class with Ryanair otherwise I'm not interested but I'm sure others may be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is bizarre. If you want a chap to meet in Lithuania, guys who live in Lithuania might be a better bet...

Make sure your life insurance is up to date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't remind me of "Hostel" one little bit."

I've not watched the film but I feel I've just read the preface.

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is bizarre. If you want a chap to meet in Lithuania, guys who live in Lithuania might be a better bet...

Make sure your life insurance is up to date.

Can you get travel insurance for fab related holidays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this must be the thread of the year u guys taking it to the next level well done +

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is bizarre. If you want a chap to meet in Lithuania, guys who live in Lithuania might be a better bet...

Make sure your life insurance is up to date.

Can you get travel insurance for fab related holidays?"
sure u can in Lithuania

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is bizarre. If you want a chap to meet in Lithuania, guys who live in Lithuania might be a better bet...

Make sure your life insurance is up to date.

Can you get travel insurance for fab related holidays?sure u can in Lithuania "

And it'll only cost you a Kidney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"This is bizarre. If you want a chap to meet in Lithuania, guys who live in Lithuania might be a better bet...

Make sure your life insurance is up to date.

Can you get travel insurance for fab related holidays?sure u can in Lithuania

And it'll only cost you a Kidney

It could cost an arm and a leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect this is a joke.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't I just come up to Blackpool and shag her instead? Saves me the air fare and associated travel hassles. Instead, it's a quick hop up the M6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we claim the rights to the movie Hollywood is crying out for this to be made

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By *obbie BelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston, Lancaster, Blackpool

"Can't I just come up to Blackpool and shag her instead? Saves me the air fare and associated travel hassles. Instead, it's a quick hop up the M6

LOL good luck from Junction 17 to 19. I think the flight to Lithuanian would be quicker!

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By *picyminxWoman
over a year ago

Huntingdon

"This is bizarre. If you want a chap to meet in Lithuania, guys who live in Lithuania might be a better bet...

Make sure your life insurance is up to date.

Can you get travel insurance for fab related holidays?sure u can in Lithuania

And it'll only cost you a Kidney

I tried to sell my kidney once. Was told I was too old!

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By *ptimusDMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Can't I just come up to Blackpool and shag her instead? Saves me the air fare and associated travel hassles. Instead, it's a quick hop up the M6

Yes, that's a good question. Wouldn't it be easier to have all this arranged in Blackpool.

You're probably going to get more responses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope it's first class with Ryanair otherwise I'm not interested but I'm sure others may be.

Lewis Hamilton airways is doing this one as a thankyou for the 3 Million quid he saved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope it's first class with Ryanair otherwise I'm not interested but I'm sure others may be.

Lewis Hamilton airways is doing this one as a thankyou for the 3 Million quid he saved."

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Joined 6 months ago and only one veri too

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

This sounds like a big scam to me . Get you over there and Rob you . I would be afraid to follow on this .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And at which point can I expect to be murdered and have my organs harvested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This sounds like a big scam to me . Get you over there and Rob you . I would be afraid to follow on this . "

Really? Ya think??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. . . given the typical Russians appetite for doing ANYTHING to earn US Dollars

I'd say any fool going might find an account to settle before EVEN seeing the woman!

Still, with us still being in the EU you won't need a visa and your health insurance will be cheap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds stabby to me.

Sign me up

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

This is surely a wind up, well done OP, comedy gold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought I was demanding

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By *urved HunnyWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Haha, very entertaining and very very scary lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually do believe this is for real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will say Vilnius is lovely though! Went there in the summer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to think of this thread every time one of those "how far would you travel for a meet" threads pops up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I sign up, I mean this doesn’t in the slightest feel like I will be murdered does it, 100% kosher meet going on here guys don’t worry about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do I sign up, I mean this doesn’t in the slightest feel like I will be murdered does it, 100% kosher meet going on here guys don’t worry about me"

Brave man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to think of this thread every time one of those "how far would you travel for a meet" threads pops up!"

yep...I've already thought that on couple occasions reading forum posts the last two days lol

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

This sounds great, the problem is all my money is being held off shore, can you provide me with all your bank details and transfer £1000 to free up the funds, I will return that money doubled

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Hello my name is James Bond! A License to Thrill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vilnius is a lovely city. And I can say Merry Christmas in Lugan.

It's also a city filled with hot leggy blondes.

So the idea is good but without the need for the OP. Who I presume doesn't have a hot leggy Russian named Paula but instead has sent her photos of his circumcised chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in as soon as I get my wire transfer from the crown Prince in Nigeria.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'm in as soon as I get my wire transfer from the crown Prince in Nigeria."

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Sounds 100% legit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As sinister as this is; I've absolutely no doubt some witless feck will be booking themselves a flight and an appointment at the Jewish doctor's office as we type.

This is the type of story which as it unravels in a courtroom the jury are left asking, over & over again, 'Why did you not think this was dodgy?'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My strap on is circumcised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds like a throat-slashingly good opportunity!

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By *ptimusDMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Am I the only one thinking the OP's silence since starting this thread proves they're no fun at all.., or they really do have some nefarious scheme in mind?

I mean, all these responses and not a dicky bird from them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one thinking, I have no desire to spend an entire weekend with some couple I've never met before?

I mean, sure I'd want to bang her once or twice but then I'd want to be on my merry way asap

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Looks legit to me

now where's my guide dog

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Anyone remember the very ordinary guy who had been persuaded to travel abroad to get paid to make porn films.

Never heard of again

Just saying

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

At first sounded like a job interview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one thinking the OP's silence since starting this thread proves they're no fun at all.., or they really do have some nefarious scheme in mind?

I mean, all these responses and not a dicky bird from them

Not at all. I am certainly thinking there's definitely some sinister plot going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really ?.

and there is me looking on the ryan air site for flights too.

I shall make sure I have lots of money and my passport on me.

also had an email from a distant relative from Ghana saying I have a million pounds waiting, better get there before I go to eastern europe

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Come on OP, say something!

We are all intrigued...

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

"As sinister as this is; I've absolutely no doubt some witless feck will be booking themselves a flight and an appointment at the Jewish doctor's office as we type.

This is the type of story which as it unravels in a courtroom the jury are left asking, over & over again, 'Why did you not think this was dodgy?'."
Already booked

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By *antsbelleWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

Strange

why don't you arrange a meet here? Very suss lol

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

My wife and I are looking for a meet in Hawai'i. We don't care what you look like because we're not really gonna shag you. We meet you at the airport, you buy tickets for all 3 of us, and you pay for the hotel. If we get on really well, we might let you sit next to us on the plane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My strap on is circumcised

So is mine, let's play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My strap on is circumcised

So is mine, let's play

Bring it on xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My strap on is circumcised

So is mine, let's play

Bring it on xxxxx

Are we playing GAA?

Grabs slitter.....hon the Claremen

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"My strap on is circumcised

So is mine, let's play

Bring it on xxxxx

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Threesome??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because it is amusing felt the need to bump this x

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Just because it is amusing felt the need to bump this x"
bumpity bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On behalf of all the black african men on fab, we kindly reject your gracious offer and pass your request to our white brothers, I'm sure they can help you out, if not they can always pass it on to our Asian brothers

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"On behalf of all the black african men on fab, we kindly reject your gracious offer and pass your request to our white brothers, I'm sure they can help you out, if not they can always pass it on to our Asian brothers

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genius, bud x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one said yes yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one said yes yet

Yes to you anytime you sexy thing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn my foreskin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

genius, bud x"

On behalf of all the Asian gentleman... hell no!

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

Lol give it a rest....

End up in a shed ..naked..beaten..and fucked..hang on wheres me ticket....lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

genius, bud x

On behalf of all the Asian gentleman... hell no!

"
oh come on hun take one for the team lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

genius, bud x

On behalf of all the Asian gentleman... hell no!

oh come on hun take one for the team lol

Never again!

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By *ungmagic10Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Lol well this doesn't sound dodgy at all. Good luck !

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