FabSwingers.com forum: Opening messages

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd like to hear the best and worst opening messages ladies and gents have received

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Worst

What u into?

Best

Want to meet tonight?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Our worst was...

"Wanna fuk pig?"

Most messages we get are fine though.

Cal

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

What's up ?

Seriously? What sort of a message is that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha im guessing they didn't get a reply?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi how are you

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Hi Hun....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate it when people start off with wanna fuck or what it might be nice to be polite to say hi first I block them in an instant

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

A selection from our inbox tonight:

Hi how are you (and multiple variations on the same theme).

X (what a solid effort!).

Yo baby (Seriously, who opens with that outside of the 80's hip hop scene).

Are you at Heathrow tonight? (No, unless Heathrow has moved 200 miles west during the day).

Hey guys (followed five minutes later with 'Heyy guys').

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine

the worst face pic?

the best wooow nice profile would u like to meet up this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Hun...."

Just for my education, good or bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst:

“I will remove all your teeth after I’ve shaved your head and tortured you”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst

Do you want to have unprotected sex so I get you pregnant

Or will you sleep with me for £150

Best

Any that don't start off with do you wanna fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi in the title and message

Then silence

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By *enchMan
over a year ago

glasgow

[Removed by poster at 29/10/17 10:39:18]

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By *enchMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"My worst:

“I will remove all your teeth after I’ve shaved your head and tortured you”

Are you kidding did someone send you that?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Recently had wuu2....needed translating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to hear the best and worst opening messages ladies and gents have received "

"hey it says you are 2 miles away fancy hooking up"

i was on a train just going through oxford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've also had the one asking to get me pregnant... some very strange people!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Yo.

Im in your area next week. .. come and meet me at my hotel

Are you a mom .... would you be my mom.

Can I come round now and give you a massage

Do you want to ride this (more cock pics)

Can I pop in for a coffee .

Can I play with your feet.

Oh the list goes on ....

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Ive just had one ......

HOWS IT GOING??? ....I replied how is what going? ??

He replied .... YOUR SEX LIFE ??

Jaysus......I must attract the numpties

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I'd like to hear the best and worst opening messages ladies and gents have received

"hey it says you are 2 miles away fancy hooking up"

i was on a train just going through oxford

Lolololololo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst:

Boobs

That was the whole message lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All jokes apart, would love to know what to write because even just the thought of it honestly leaves me dumbfounded!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree,

So am I wrong with starting with "hi" or "how are you"

Surely its just basic manners for a first introduction?

Agreed I prefer to write more, but with some profiles having little to connect to, its quite hard? And yes I may find the lady attractive, so why not message? If there's no connection then fine, but we have to start somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to hear the best and worst opening messages ladies and gents have received "

I got one once that began 'Hi sweaty,,,,'

I was mildly amused but not enough to reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree,

So am I wrong with starting with "hi" or "how are you"

Surely its just basic manners for a first introduction?

depends on the profile if they get a reply with "hi hows u"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst:

“I will remove all your teeth after I’ve shaved your head and tortured you”

I'm guessing that one didn't exactly get you wet?

Think I'd have saved it as possible evidence in a future trial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree,

So am I wrong with starting with "hi" or "how are you"

Surely its just basic manners for a first introduction?

depends on the profile if they get a reply with "hi hows u""

Sorry maybe this is me? Do mean an abbreviation as you put it? Or shouldn't I enquire after someone's state?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any message which is addressed to just one of us when we’re obviously a couple, just plain rude.

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By *uninlondon69Man
over a year ago

Tower Bridge South

I've just received "send pics"

Not even a hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you mean you guys have read all my messages?...wow! I feel honoured!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Hi how are you with genitalia pics not face pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A selection from our inbox tonight:

Hi how are you (and multiple variations on the same theme).

X (what a solid effort!).

Yo baby (Seriously, who opens with that outside of the 80's hip hop scene).

Are you at Heathrow tonight? (No, unless Heathrow has moved 200 miles west during the day).

Hey guys (followed five minutes later with 'Heyy guys').

???

The thought process on the last one.

"Aww they're not replying, I wonder y. Got it, needs another Y"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi"

Or asking if I deep throat until I vomit was a personal favourite

Mim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had 1 the other night...

You'd look good on my face!!!

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By *ister1Man
over a year ago

north west

Unbelievable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst was. U wanna fuk. 3 clock in the morning.

Next favourite is. * hay*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Heh” - pure literary viagra that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put your saggy tits away fatty your pictures are hurting my eyes."

He was a charmer who contacted us three hours after we joined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst: " do you want a threesome with me and my German Shepard. He's a big boy! "

Best are those who have clearly read my profile, fit what I'm seeking and are polite within their messages.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"What's up ?

Seriously? What sort of a message is that?"

It's totally ridiculous

Everyone knows it should be Wasuuuuup

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Worst: " do you want a threesome with me and my German Shepard. He's a big boy! "

Best are those who have clearly read my profile, fit what I'm seeking and are polite within their messages."

That's a strange reply, must have been a farmer if he needed to employ a German shepherd, no idea why he couldn't employ a British worker to tend his sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst: “Fuck?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst: “Fuck?”

They managed a question mark?

Blimey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst: “Fuck?”

They managed a question mark?

Blimey"

We were impressed by the punctuation

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Hi in the title and message

Then silence

Fired off a message, seen its read, had a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must be some farmer surely

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Today, u like suckin cok? My response was do you? Credit where its due, he did manage a question mark

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