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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm getting so many messages I can't keep up! All these bloody women sending me messages begging for cock.

And all those pussy pics they keep sending. Why oh why do women all think they have to send me pussy pics?! When you've seen 1, you've seen em all! And why don't women ever bother to read my profile?!

Oh wait. This happened in that parallel universe. Oops.

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By *ere2pleasureUMan
over a year ago

Kington


"I'm getting so many messages I can't keep up! All these bloody women sending me messages begging for cock.

And all those pussy pics they keep sending. Why oh why do women all think they have to send me pussy pics?! When you've seen 1, you've seen em all! And why don't women ever bother to read my profile?!

Oh wait. This happened in that parallel universe. Oops. "

Made me laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your username hun, those pesky women think you're easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Typical women. I'm not just some piece of meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered where all the ladies had gone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm drowning in them. It's ridiculous! I might have to block messages from women and couples soon at this rate! I don't know how you other guys put up with all this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh wait. Parallel universe again. Oops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks that cheered my crap day up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm on earth to you now, knickers off as we speak...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Typical! Tsk.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Typical! Tsk."
i meant way not earth lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm scared. I'm in over my head. I'm off to hide in a corner and cry.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I'm scared. I'm in over my head. I'm off to hide in a corner and cry. "
no no no...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

eek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Eek another woman. They're everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all rotters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Big meanies! Taking advantage of us innocent men!

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

I know OP ... it's an absolute nightmare - every time I sign in here ... mailbox is full - most of them just pic hunters ... have these ladies no pride

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Too true. We need to take a stand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dear OP, may I suggest that when it all gets too much for you then head off shoe shopping and pretend you never even had entertained thoughts of a sexual nature

(awaits a knock on my door from the sexist police)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Get a grip man ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a grip man .... "

Amen lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for taking one for the team dude, I wouldn't want the hassle of emptying my inbox hourly

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I'm getting so many messages I can't keep up! All these bloody women sending me messages begging for cock.

And all those pussy pics they keep sending. Why oh why do women all think they have to send me pussy pics?! When you've seen 1, you've seen em all! And why don't women ever bother to read my profile?!

Oh wait. This happened in that parallel universe. Oops. "

Brilliant

Best dream ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's shocking feel so used, it's as if we are only here for one off meets as and when they want us

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"It's shocking feel so used, it's as if we are only here for one off meets as and when they want us "

Yeah we like to chew you all up and spit you out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's shocking feel so used, it's as if we are only here for one off meets as and when they want us

Yeah we like to chew you all up and spit you out x "

Try me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a grip man .... "

That's for when we are alone

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

Well you could always send some of those women to me, i love women, i need more. Where are you ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not just on here tho, I walked past the hair dresses today and the ladies wolf whistleing, shouting get ya top off totally not on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i was gonna come after ya but I shan't bother now

*turns to another profile*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually laughed hard reading this! Fair shout fella lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's no reason to laugh us men need to band together and take it no more... fellas ARE YOU WITH ME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting so many messages I can't keep up! All these bloody women sending me messages begging for cock.

And all those pussy pics they keep sending. Why oh why do women all think they have to send me pussy pics?! When you've seen 1, you've seen em all! And why don't women ever bother to read my profile?!

Haha brilliant!

Oh wait. This happened in that parallel universe. Oops. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. These women just keep on queuing up for me too. I issue tickets now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol

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