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"Have a major fantasy about meeting in a massive lorry but struggling to find any fit sexy truckers! If you're ever parked up in my area give me a shout please xx" I am a lorry driver in the armed forces do I count haha | |||
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"Pick up truck sounds quite sexy actually. Blanket in the back haha x" Sure that can be arranged... | |||
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"I agree, have always passed them on the long drives thinking a I T just pulling in and surprising a truckie. It may just be ignorance to the life but I don't know when their last shower would have been and 9.9 times out of 10 I wouldn't find them attractive " Maybe you could start with a white van man instead | |||
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"Why would anyone want to fuck a steering wheel attendant? It's not exactly a profession that requires much intellectual stimulation or physical activity.... all them greasy roadside cafés really add to the waist line too! " Wow. Judge much? I've never judged anyone on what they do for a living | |||
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"Why would anyone want to fuck a steering wheel attendant? It's not exactly a profession that requires much intellectual stimulation or physical activity.... all them greasy roadside cafés really add to the waist line too! Wow. Judge much? I've never judged anyone on what they do for a living " I think hes a little jealous of the truckers as your not crawling all over him | |||
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"Why would anyone want to fuck a steering wheel attendant? It's not exactly a profession that requires much intellectual stimulation or physical activity.... all them greasy roadside cafés really add to the waist line too! " You haven't actually got a clue what it takes to drive a HGV on Britains roads have you? Not to worry though, I don't know how to flip burgers in McDonalds | |||
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"Why would anyone want to fuck a steering wheel attendant? It's not exactly a profession that requires much intellectual stimulation or physical activity.... all them greasy roadside cafés really add to the waist line too! " Seriously what a fucking bellend you really have no idea and what is it you do | |||
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"Why would anyone want to fuck a steering wheel attendant? It's not exactly a profession that requires much intellectual stimulation or physical activity.... all them greasy roadside cafés really add to the waist line too! " "Steering wheel attendant" is royally rude King Louie (although as you're into intellectual stimulation presumably you know it's actually spelt "Louis" ?? ) Everything you own arrived in a truck at some point. "Steering wheel attendant" is just NOT very nice. | |||
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"Why would anyone want to fuck a steering wheel attendant? It's not exactly a profession that requires much intellectual stimulation or physical activity.... all them greasy roadside cafés really add to the waist line too! "Steering wheel attendant" is royally rude King Louie (although as you're into intellectual stimulation presumably you know it's actually spelt "Louis" ?? ) Everything you own arrived in a truck at some point. "Steering wheel attendant" is just NOT very nice. " I'm quite mentally stimulated and know that Disney's orangutan King is Louie, although he was given a voice by Louis Prima... I have seen the results of plenty of "steering wheel attendants" while having to fix the vehicles that these "professionals" attempt to drive.... Thankfully I don't work on HGV's anymore and have to deal with any vastly overpaid divs anymore! | |||
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"Why would anyone want to fuck a steering wheel attendant? It's not exactly a profession that requires much intellectual stimulation or physical activity.... all them greasy roadside cafés really add to the waist line too! " Ignorant arsehole | |||
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"Why would anyone want to fuck a steering wheel attendant? It's not exactly a profession that requires much intellectual stimulation or physical activity.... all them greasy roadside cafés really add to the waist line too! "Steering wheel attendant" is royally rude King Louie (although as you're into intellectual stimulation presumably you know it's actually spelt "Louis" ?? ) Everything you own arrived in a truck at some point. "Steering wheel attendant" is just NOT very nice. I'm quite mentally stimulated and know that Disney's orangutan King is Louie, although he was given a voice by Louis Prima... I have seen the results of plenty of "steering wheel attendants" while having to fix the vehicles that these "professionals" attempt to drive.... Thankfully I don't work on HGV's anymore and have to deal with any vastly overpaid divs anymore! " so you are in fact a grease monkey after all | |||
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" so you are in fact a grease monkey after all " Well, the prefered title is Vehicle Technician or Mechanical Engineer..... Sorry if I've upset some of you, but having to deal with Truckers everyday, you get to find that some of them are... (how can I say this nicely?) em, They are some what "challenged". | |||
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" so you are in fact a grease monkey after all Well, the prefered title is Vehicle Technician or Mechanical Engineer..... Sorry if I've upset some of you, but having to deal with Truckers everyday, you get to find that some of them are... (how can I say this nicely?) em, They are some what "challenged". " A fitter not an engineer | |||
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" so you are in fact a grease monkey after all Well, the prefered title is Vehicle Technician or Mechanical Engineer..... Sorry if I've upset some of you, but having to deal with Truckers everyday, you get to find that some of them are... (how can I say this nicely?) em, They are some what "challenged". " id say fitter seeing as they dont repair the vehicles they just fit new parts ,spanner monkey | |||
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" so you are in fact a grease monkey after all Well, the prefered title is Vehicle Technician or Mechanical Engineer..... Sorry if I've upset some of you, but having to deal with Truckers everyday, you get to find that some of them are... (how can I say this nicely?) em, They are some what "challenged". id say fitter seeing as they dont repair the vehicles they just fit new parts ,spanner monkey " yes very true im not a trucker. But i do believe most are on more money also. You'd be luck to take 1600 a month as a spanner monkey. Drivings a lot better. Unless you have a business of course! | |||
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" so you are in fact a grease monkey after all Well, the prefered title is Vehicle Technician or Mechanical Engineer..... Sorry if I've upset some of you, but having to deal with Truckers everyday, you get to find that some of them are... (how can I say this nicely?) em, They are some what "challenged". id say fitter seeing as they dont repair the vehicles they just fit new parts ,spanner monkey yes very true im not a trucker. But i do believe most are on more money also. You'd be luck to take 1600 a month as a spanner monkey. Drivings a lot better. Unless you have a business of course! " You really don't know the industry do you? | |||
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"And king-Louie it hasn't taken me almost 4 years to get only 19 meets lol " Mmm, it's not a competition but you can't really compare a profile from a couple that organises parties and club nights in to one of a single guy. Plus you live in the north west, which is a bit of a hot bed for swingers clubs and parties compared to the barren wasteland that is London and the south east. It's quite obvious that a couple will attract more successful attention.... But carry on as you will, at least you have the decency to check over someone's profile in detail. | |||
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"Haha it's all about having fun... No matter what you do for a living, because life is too short! Hope you have fun in Manchester soon " Get me back up north. I miss manchester so much! | |||
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"I have a greet )non-fab) friend who is a trucker. He is clean, very tidy, totally respectful, intelligent and doesn't eat KFC. They do exist " Fuck it. If no-ones having the kfc, I'll bloody have it! | |||
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"I've never done any 'roids in my life... I just can't see why people would want to meet some trucker in a layby for sex in the back of his cab... but hey, life would be pretty boring if we al liked the same things. " I dont like fisting or short men. As you say, we can't all like the same things I do however Love a KFC for the record x | |||
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" so you are in fact a grease monkey after all Well, the prefered title is Vehicle Technician or Mechanical Engineer..... Sorry if I've upset some of you, but having to deal with Truckers everyday, you get to find that some of them are... (how can I say this nicely?) em, They are some what "challenged". " Haha... that's funny... you think you are a mechanical engineer because you used to fix trucks... darling that makes you a fitter at best. | |||
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" Haha... that's funny... you think you are a mechanical engineer because you used to fix trucks... darling that makes you a fitter at best. " I wish I was a bit fitter.... anyways, all this is in the best possible taste... we all find different things attractive, each to their own. For instance I doubt I could really stomach being around a Daily Mail or Sun reader for too long and I don't really enjoy the company of most stereotypical football fans... but the world is made up of all sorts. | |||
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" Haha... that's funny... you think you are a mechanical engineer because you used to fix trucks... darling that makes you a fitter at best. I wish I was a bit fitter.... anyways, all this is in the best possible taste... we all find different things attractive, each to their own. For instance I doubt I could really stomach being around a Daily Mail or Sun reader for too long and I don't really enjoy the company of most stereotypical football fans... but the world is made up of all sorts. " I.E. lager louts! Lol | |||
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"I'm sleeping in my lorry tonight fresh sheets on the bed and I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere edge of the Lake District " Worst places to be stuck pal.. it's grim up north but you ain't in Grimsby. The lakes will be beautiful when you get up in morning at least drive. I'm in fackin Hove. | |||
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"Why would anyone want to fuck a steering wheel attendant? It's not exactly a profession that requires much intellectual stimulation or physical activity.... all them greasy roadside cafés really add to the waist line too! " Wow | |||
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"I'm sleeping in my lorry tonight fresh sheets on the bed and I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere edge of the Lake District " I live, work, and drive my large vehicle all around the Lakes every day, and a lot of my swinging meets have been parked in discreet, leafy lay-bys, or public car parks (during the day), and its fucking awesome! The 'ordinary' people don't know what's happening around them as they go about their daily chores | |||
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"Haha it's all about having fun... No matter what you do for a living, because life is too short! Hope you have fun in Manchester soon " Hear hear!... F'ing funny thread!!! Lol | |||
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"I'm sleeping in my lorry tonight fresh sheets on the bed and I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere edge of the Lake District Worst places to be stuck pal.. it's grim up north but you ain't in Grimsby. The lakes will be beautiful when you get up in morning at least drive. I'm in fackin Hove." It's beautiful on The Lawns each morning you know!.... lol, Hove's gorgeous!! | |||
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"Why would anyone want to fuck a steering wheel attendant? It's not exactly a profession that requires much intellectual stimulation or physical activity.... all them greasy roadside cafés really add to the waist line too! Wow. Judge much? I've never judged anyone on what they do for a living " a jobs a job at the end of the day | |||
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"I agree, have always passed them on the long drives thinking a I T just pulling in and surprising a truckie. It may just be ignorance to the life but I don't know when their last shower would have been and 9.9 times out of 10 I wouldn't find them attractive " lol not all truckers are dirty i shower every day ans im a trucker | |||
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"I agree, have always passed them on the long drives thinking a I T just pulling in and surprising a truckie. It may just be ignorance to the life but I don't know when their last shower would have been and 9.9 times out of 10 I wouldn't find them attractive lol not all truckers are dirty i shower every day ans im a trucker" Truck drivers may do their best to be clean and sweet smelling but the showers in most motorway service areas and some truck stops are manky as F. I would suggest taking a large supply of wet wipes if you're going to meet a trucker at work. | |||
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"Having spent some time in truck cabs,I can tell you that they are surprisingly cramped and uncomfortable.Not really suitable for enthusiastic activities IMO. " You need to meet drivers who have things like a Scania Topline, FH Globetrotter, Daf Superspace. Renault Magnum, Man TGA XL. However, for ultimate space? Scania Longline. Volvo FN12 ?? Home from home those things | |||
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"Having spent some time in truck cabs,I can tell you that they are surprisingly cramped and uncomfortable.Not really suitable for enthusiastic activities IMO. You need to meet drivers who have things like a Scania Topline, FH Globetrotter, Daf Superspace. Renault Magnum, Man TGA XL. However, for ultimate space? Scania Longline. Volvo FN12 ?? Home from home those things " You need to be a mountaineer to get into a Magnum. | |||
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"I agree, have always passed them on the long drives thinking a I T just pulling in and surprising a truckie. It may just be ignorance to the life but I don't know when their last shower would have been and 9.9 times out of 10 I wouldn't find them attractive lol not all truckers are dirty i shower every day ans im a trucker Truck drivers may do their best to be clean and sweet smelling but the showers in most motorway service areas and some truck stops are manky as F. I would suggest taking a large supply of wet wipes if you're going to meet a trucker at work." all i can say is i shower everyday hygiene is a priorty | |||
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"Having spent some time in truck cabs,I can tell you that they are surprisingly cramped and uncomfortable.Not really suitable for enthusiastic activities IMO. You need to meet drivers who have things like a Scania Topline, FH Globetrotter, Daf Superspace. Renault Magnum, Man TGA XL. However, for ultimate space? Scania Longline. Volvo FN12 ?? Home from home those things You need to be a mountaineer to get into a Magnum." Hahaha you're not wrong! Such a weird set up driving one of them! | |||
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"Why would anyone want to fuck a steering wheel attendant? It's not exactly a profession that requires much intellectual stimulation or physical activity.... all them greasy roadside cafés really add to the waist line too! Wow. Judge much? I've never judged anyone on what they do for a living a jobs a job at the end of the day " Steering wheel attendant and proud.. would love to see half of you attempt my job.. the difficulty and responsibility. The weights I have to lift on my own.. as all ours is handball.. What this snivelling little troll doesn't realise is that I actually do have the brains to learn most people's jobs. I choose to do mine, because I love it. | |||
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"I only said that mostly the facilities for truckers are rubbish.It is amazing that any keep as clean as they do." Wasn't popping at you my lovely.. just gobbing off about the misconception.. because I was in a grump You're bang on about facilities.. IF they let us use them or they're open! | |||
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"I only said that mostly the facilities for truckers are rubbish.It is amazing that any keep as clean as they do. Wasn't popping at you my lovely.. just gobbing off about the misconception.. because I was in a grump You're bang on about facilities.. IF they let us use them or they're open! " Well,while we're on the subject of mis conceptions and stereotypes,guess what I do for a living (clue,,not all truck drivers are male) and yes,,I do know from experience that truck cabs are just too cramped for bouncing around in.Even the best cabs,,the beds are too narrow | |||
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"Thus is a true story. Several years ago I used to meet a trucker at Moreton Valence lay by just outside Gloucester. The guy was from up North and very masculine and attractive. The first night we met he said he needed to freshen up in his cab and asked me to give him 10 minutes. After 10 minutes be pulled the curtains open and beckoned me into his cab. He was naked except for a nice pair of white briefs. Be was really clean and tidy and we were soon completely naked on his bunk. It was some of best mansex I have ever experienced as he was so passionate and a really nice man. I met with him a few times over the Summer month for regular mansex. He was such a nice guy. Clean and attractive. We nevef exchanged phone numbers or anything but we had some seriously horny times together. If by chance you're reading this buddy I would love to meet with you again some day." Sounds the beginning of a romance to me! Maybe he got cold feet. He may have had someone at home and the guilt kicked in. Shame tho | |||
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"I sometimes work in your area too " Which area is that? | |||
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