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"Hello my lovelies, Miss F here (who I here you cry?!) Bit of a long shot but thought there's no harm in throwing it out there. Soooooo, apart from my marbles that fell out and rolled away years ago, I'm looking for a qualified sports massage therapist for regular massage sessions in the Reading area. I have a physical job, train hard, throw big weights and big men around and get awfully knotty muscles as a result! I'm not looking for anything other than a massage but should, in the course of this massage, your hands or fingers slip somewhere wet and warm then I'm not going to complain, although I may squeal a bit! If this is something that may appeal and you know what you're doing (with regards the massage, not the slippy finger bit) then say hi on here, you won't be able to message me. Ooooooor, if you've seen my missing marbles, please put them in an envelope marked 69 Paradise Passage, the Planet Zog. Thank you kindly. Ya'll have a fannytastic day now ![]() Dr James R is amazing. Not currently on the same planet as you tho ![]() | |||
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"Hello my lovelies, Miss F here (who I here you cry?!) Bit of a long shot but thought there's no harm in throwing it out there. Soooooo, apart from my marbles that fell out and rolled away years ago, I'm looking for a qualified sports massage therapist for regular massage sessions in the Reading area. I have a physical job, train hard, throw big weights and big men around and get awfully knotty muscles as a result! I'm not looking for anything other than a massage but should, in the course of this massage, your hands or fingers slip somewhere wet and warm then I'm not going to complain, although I may squeal a bit! If this is something that may appeal and you know what you're doing (with regards the massage, not the slippy finger bit) then say hi on here, you won't be able to message me. Ooooooor, if you've seen my missing marbles, please put them in an envelope marked 69 Paradise Passage, the Planet Zog. Thank you kindly. Ya'll have a fannytastic day now ![]() ![]() Thanks. Very few people are on the same planet as me! Any sightings of my marbles yet??! | |||
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"Hello my lovelies, Miss F here (who I here you cry?!) Bit of a long shot but thought there's no harm in throwing it out there. Soooooo, apart from my marbles that fell out and rolled away years ago, I'm looking for a qualified sports massage therapist for regular massage sessions in the Reading area. I have a physical job, train hard, throw big weights and big men around and get awfully knotty muscles as a result! I'm not looking for anything other than a massage but should, in the course of this massage, your hands or fingers slip somewhere wet and warm then I'm not going to complain, although I may squeal a bit! If this is something that may appeal and you know what you're doing (with regards the massage, not the slippy finger bit) then say hi on here, you won't be able to message me. Ooooooor, if you've seen my missing marbles, please put them in an envelope marked 69 Paradise Passage, the Planet Zog. Thank you kindly. Ya'll have a fannytastic day now ![]() ![]() Sorry still trying to keep control of my own ![]() | |||
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"Hello my lovelies, Miss F here (who I here you cry?!) Bit of a long shot but thought there's no harm in throwing it out there. Soooooo, apart from my marbles that fell out and rolled away years ago, I'm looking for a qualified sports massage therapist for regular massage sessions in the Reading area. I know someone who is qualified and has given a massage to my wife and she enjoyed the feeling of losing the knots! That good we use him on a regular basis. He is fine as he knows what we do on here and is professional all the way! He is in Southampton though so if your interested then send me a message. I have a physical job, train hard, throw big weights and big men around and get awfully knotty muscles as a result! I'm not looking for anything other than a massage but should, in the course of this massage, your hands or fingers slip somewhere wet and warm then I'm not going to complain, although I may squeal a bit! If this is something that may appeal and you know what you're doing (with regards the massage, not the slippy finger bit) then say hi on here, you won't be able to message me. Ooooooor, if you've seen my missing marbles, please put them in an envelope marked 69 Paradise Passage, the Planet Zog. Thank you kindly. Ya'll have a fannytastic day now ![]() | |||
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"Have you tried downloading the urban massage app - you can book massages from a choice of therapists. No fingers will be sliding where they shouldn't " Oh well that's no fun! Thanks, I'll have a look. | |||
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"I'm also after one of these for similar reasons ![]() Do you throw men around too? Kinky ![]() | |||
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