FabSwingers.com forum: Hi from Granny-Crumpet

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Hello,

I joined this site just seven days ago. So that makes me brand spankin' shiny and new.

I expected a bit more to be honest cos here were no horses doovers or Cannapees on my arrival. I'm guarantted a cock tale or two tho ...... apparently.

So far I love the wallpaper in the lounge so i might hang out there a bit, even if the carpet is a bit sticky and the regs look ropey.

I'm off to think about what kind of profile will get me tons of lovely sex with decent single men or women and how to avoid vuglar old pervs and young men who think I do domination or granny sex... shit

that leaves no one.

What's that smell ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Hello Granny

Nice to see a newbie!, take a seat, glass of wine, water to follow. Hope you receive the respect and attention you are due

Hugs

Yvonne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah mwah sexy xxxxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aw naw!!!! it's that auld bint that smells of wee and parma violets!!!!

welcome back Granny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

ohhhhhhh new meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny Welcome to the lounge. Well be sorting out the floor soon enough. As for the old pervs jsut put up a sign tellign those out of the bracket to politely f off. Lol. Hope your doign good D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to meet you Granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Hello Granny

Nice to see a newbie!, take a seat, glass of wine, water to follow. Hope you receive the respect and attention you are due

Hugs

Yvonne

Thank you.

Where I come from that's called touching up not hugging. Why does this water taste of rohipnol?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

helloooo sexy granny,I hope you find everything you wish for on here.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Yeah mwah sexy xxxxxx

I was in the middle of an ostrich impression .... and you never noticed!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"aw naw!!!! it's that auld bint that smells of wee and parma violets!!!!

welcome back Granny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

It's nae nawticabull whyle ah wiggul a pinky innit un dib it behand muh eeras.

Giz a bitta batter fuh meh mars bar x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome hope to chat have some fun too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome hope to chat have some fun too

He he good luck she will eat ya alive pmsl

I was six foot three before granny xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow Granny! Looking good on your avatar: did you do something with your hair?

Good to have you back (another old dear older than me!)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"aw naw!!!! it's that auld bint that smells of wee and parma violets!!!!

welcome back Granny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It's nae nawticabull whyle ah wiggul a pinky innit un dib it behand muh eeras.

Giz a bitta batter fuh meh mars bar x "

pmsl, ya baffie wearin boachle. waaaaant sum irn bru wi that afore ye git doon ra postie tae collect yer pension afore heidin bak tae yer wee bidie-in fur a quick wan at the but-n-ben

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Welcome newbie

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"aw naw!!!! it's that auld bint that smells of wee and parma violets!!!!

welcome back Granny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It's nae nawticabull whyle ah wiggul a pinky innit un dib it behand muh eeras.

Giz a bitta batter fuh meh mars bar x

pmsl, ya baffie wearin boachle. waaaaant sum irn bru wi that afore ye git doon ra postie tae collect yer pension afore heidin bak tae yer wee bidie-in fur a quick wan at the but-n-ben"

I'm afraid that i do not have the Scots inclination to part take if fizzy sugared water. Drawing my pension would be a fine thing! Bastard fvt say I have to do another ten years.... they are all stuncs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome hope to chat have some fun too

He he good luck she will eat ya alive pmsl

I was six foot three before granny xc

I can only wish but am too young boooo

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Wow Granny! Looking good on your avatar: did you do something with your hair?

Good to have you back (another old dear older than me!)

No. Nothing different about my hair. Dab of goose fat as always xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"helloooo sexy granny,I hope you find everything you wish for on here.....

Awwwww hello honeyplumps xxx how nice is your arse!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Welcome back Granny......? you coming to the beach party next month...if so, see ya there xxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Welcome newbie

Thank you Captain LaceyTops x x x Do you prefer Kling On or Hold up ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Welcome back Granny......? you coming to the beach party next month...if so, see ya there xxxxxxxxxxxx

Helloooo titties......erm Chaz ... I am not coming to the beach party as I will be partaying down south but no doubt will catch you at the next one ....mmmm October or Xmas xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"ohhhhhhh new meat

Juh Mimerrrrr you've turned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aw naw!!!! it's that auld bint that smells of wee and parma violets!!!!

welcome back Granny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It's nae nawticabull whyle ah wiggul a pinky innit un dib it behand muh eeras.

Giz a bitta batter fuh meh mars bar x

pmsl, ya baffie wearin boachle. waaaaant sum irn bru wi that afore ye git doon ra postie tae collect yer pension afore heidin bak tae yer wee bidie-in fur a quick wan at the but-n-ben"

English only please: bleeding foreigners!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greetings newbie Granny Crumpet, welcome to the forums, hope you enjoy. xxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Greetings newbie Granny Crumpet, welcome to the forums, hope you enjoy. xxx"

Thanks Laine. Nice to meet you xxxxx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Hi Granny

Will ya be getting your tits out for the lads ?

and Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello,

I joined this site just seven days ago. So that makes me brand spankin' shiny and new.

I expected a bit more to be honest cos here were no horses doovers or Cannapees on my arrival. I'm guarantted a cock tale or two tho ...... apparently.

So far I love the wallpaper in the lounge so i might hang out there a bit, even if the carpet is a bit sticky and the regs look ropey.

that leaves no one.

What's that smell ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello granny

Welcome back xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greetings Ms. Crumpet - nice to see you back

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hi granny just put the pig back on for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, Hello Granny Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back GC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooo missed you xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back granny crumpet!! I wasn't sure if you were the original but having _iewed your profile it looks as though you are!! Lol. Have missed you on here so welcome back. Mwah. ms x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Hi Granny

Will ya be getting your tits out for the lads ?

and Welcome"

View - that's a naughty thing to say. Oh as it's you .......

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is it the real Granny?

Really? Really really???! The real live Granny Crumpet??

*GRINS*

I've missed you Granny! Welcome back!! x

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Hi Granny

Will ya be getting your tits out for the lads ?

and Welcome

View - that's a naughty thing to say. Oh as it's you .......

Happy days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giz a go on ya zimmer and would you like the femme hygiene product machine reinstalled in the lounge?

Missed you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back Granny! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back! Got any photo for your profile yet?

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By *andj65Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Good te see ye back granny!!!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Welcome home Granny, we've all missed you wisdom and sparkling wit. x x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Hi granny just put the pig back on for you

Love this pig! Imagine the bag of scratchins from that !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Hello granny

Welcome back xxxxxxx"

Thanks F.Off xxxxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Welcome back! Got any photo for your profile yet?

Pearl you great silly. If I put a photo up people would know what I look like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the smell? youv prob pissed ya self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back Granny Crumpet

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Welcome back Granny Crumpet

Shush Grey .... I'm new.

Thanks xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah the Crumpet has landed

welcome back xxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Thanks Puss xxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I mean shush ..... who are ya ?

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