FabSwingers.com forum: FREE CHOCOLATE

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now that I have your attention, hello

I'm Leo, I've been off and on this site for a while now. I guess I've never really known what I'm looking for so tend to get bored and start acting out as TheSlutHunter and end up just having a giggle on the forums.

This time, however, I am going to just stick to regular me.

So... I'm a bisexual 32 year old male looking for fun and friendship. I'm fairly intelligent, I just tend to hide it so people don't bug me too much. I have a pretty good sense of humour, being ginger-ish I've had to. I'm relaxed and easy going and try not to take myself too seriously. I'm quite into health and fitness, I don't drink or smoke (anymore) and I try, oh god do I try, to eat healthy. Currently I'm studying to be a personal trainer as going to the gym has been probably the biggest, most important thing in my life.

This is where it gets tricky. I'm primarily looking for a singular female for regular meetings. I don't feel the need to try and have sex with every female on here (Sorry ladies) as I got that out my system in my twenties. Just a friendly, fun relationship type arrangment with added naughiness.

However, whilst seeking this I am open to a lot of other things.

I'm fully bisexual so would love to join couples for bi threesome.

I'm quite interested in bdsm. I've had a little experience in the form of D/s but would like to explore this part of my sexual psyche if given the chance.

Lastly, I've developed quite a fascination with Transsexuals, some of these ladies look absolutely stunning. Just to be clear, I'm not looking for crossdressers, nothing personal against you, it's just not my cup of tea.

I think that pretty much covers me, thank you for taking the time to read this, fuck you if you didn't.

Leo

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

So no chocolate?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So no chocolate?!

Did I miss out "pathological liar"? My bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mean boy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chocolate im not intrested lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"So no chocolate?!

Did I miss out "pathological liar"? My bad.

I'm incredibly disappeared,however welcome back. Everyone alway's returns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mean boy!!

Only in the bedroom

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bring back The Sluthunter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So no chocolate?!

Did I miss out "pathological liar"? My bad.

I'm incredibly disappeared,however welcome back. Everyone alway's returns

I know right, it's like chocolate, you know you shouldn't... But you tell yourself you'll have just a little bit... then a little bit more, before you know it you're laying in bed, surrounded by Galaxy wrappers with chocolate smeared up your face, over the bed clothes, even a little on the light switch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring back The Sluthunter!"

Nope. As amusing as it is, it never goes down well when actually trying to seriously meet someone.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"So no chocolate?!

Did I miss out "pathological liar"? My bad.

I'm incredibly disappeared,however welcome back. Everyone alway's returns

Tell me about it,I can't get out of my bedroom I've eaten so much of the stuff. However I don't tend to smear it everywhere I'm not that wasteful,you sound like an incredibly mucky pup!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So no chocolate?!

Did I miss out "pathological liar"? My bad.

I'm incredibly disappeared,however welcome back. Everyone alway's returns

Tell me about it,I can't get out of my bedroom I've eaten so much of the stuff. However I don't tend to smear it everywhere I'm not that wasteful,you sound like an incredibly mucky pup!

I am I am. As you're not one to waste, come lick me clean?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Welcome back, shame about the chocolate

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I was brought here under false pretences!

I demand chocolate!

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

oh fuck youve done it now mate women are demanding there choc

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

No chocolate ....

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By *tothetMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Bloody trickster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So.....just so we are all clear on this.

There is NO chocolate?? None at all?? Of ANY kind???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my. Didn't think this one through did I. When I said I wanted a queue of women at my front door, I didn't mean queuing to kick me in the nuts.

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By *obbie BelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston, Lancaster, Blackpool

"Oh my. Didn't think this one through did I. When I said I wanted a queue of women at my front door, I didn't mean queuing to kick me in the nuts."

Fruit & Nut?

Sorry I forgot ......NO CHOCOLATE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my. Didn't think this one through did I. When I said I wanted a queue of women at my front door, I didn't mean queuing to kick me in the nuts.

Fruit & Nut?

Sorry I forgot ......NO CHOCOLATE!

I'm fruity, you ladies are nutty for chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So no chocolate?!

Did I miss out "pathological liar"? My bad.

Evil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back.

So. About the chocolate..

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"So no chocolate?!

Did I miss out "pathological liar"? My bad.

I'm incredibly disappeared,however welcome back. Everyone alway's returns

Tell me about it,I can't get out of my bedroom I've eaten so much of the stuff. However I don't tend to smear it everywhere I'm not that wasteful,you sound like an incredibly mucky pup!

I am I am. As you're not one to waste, come lick me clean?

Why do you taste of chocolate?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No chocolate and no Sluthunter,my it's a bad day on top of the fact it's piddling down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No chocolate and no Sluthunter,my it's a bad day on top of the fact it's piddling down

Sounds like a chocolate covered SlutHunter would do you the world of good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back.

So. About the chocolate.."

In hindsight maybe "Free chocolate in my pants" might have satisfied everyones need.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Welcome back

You'll probably find that once you're back for a sustained period of time that people will become more open to possibilities with you, rather than having you yo-Yoing on and off the site, which could be a deterrent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back

Thank you very much, finally a reply that doesn't involve chocolate.

I see your point. I plan on staying around longer this time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer you a CHOColate massage!!!

Seriously, no lies, no tricks.

Slim athletic females only though.

Otherwise it takes a lot of chocolate to cover ample and fabulous beauties...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can offer you a CHOColate massage!!!

Seriously, no lies, no tricks.

Slim athletic females only though.

Otherwise it takes a lot of chocolate to cover ample and fabulous beauties...

Oh my, and I was feeling good about my gym body, until I saw your pictures, wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can offer you a CHOColate massage!!!

Seriously, no lies, no tricks.

Slim athletic females only though.

Otherwise it takes a lot of chocolate to cover ample and fabulous beauties...

Oh my, and I was feeling good about my gym body, until I saw your pictures, wanker

Oh fuck you! You made me look at your profile now.

You are good, dude. Why waste your time with guys when there are so many beautiful women in the world?

I'd happily take your advice on bulking up, but not your dick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can offer you a CHOColate massage!!!

Seriously, no lies, no tricks.

Slim athletic females only though.

Otherwise it takes a lot of chocolate to cover ample and fabulous beauties...

Oh my, and I was feeling good about my gym body, until I saw your pictures, wanker

Oh fuck you! You made me look at your profile now.

You are good, dude. Why waste your time with guys when there are so many beautiful women in the world?

I'd happily take your advice on bulking up, but not your dick. "

Thanks man.

That I can't answer, just how I'm wired and that I get off on the whole taboo of doing what I shouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back.

So. About the chocolate..

In hindsight maybe "Free chocolate in my pants" might have satisfied everyones need.

Too late now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back.

So. About the chocolate..

In hindsight maybe "Free chocolate in my pants" might have satisfied everyones need.

Too late now"

It's never too late for free pants chocolate!

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

I want the chocolate meany not happy no choc grrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reported!

There was no chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reported!

There was no chocolate.

Reported!

Way too sexy, made me nearly drop my chocolate, MY chocolate. Ner ner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reported!

There was no chocolate.

Reported!

Way too sexy, made me nearly drop my chocolate, MY chocolate. Ner ner."

Never try and keep chocolate from a fat bloke

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

Well i will just have to bring my own then.

Right cover me in Chocolate and feed me to the swingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I fell for the chocolate bait and came rushing in here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the free chocolate?

What a Willy Wonker !!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Damn I fell for the chocolate bait and came rushing in here!

He's a fake with false promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn I fell for the chocolate bait and came rushing in here!

He's a fake with false promises

Haha damn it as much as I love chocolate I am not going to go there. We already got told by another OP in a previous thread not to continue...

So I don't want to make this OP come in again with false hope of chocolate!

Even though we are just having banter we have to stick with the thread topic.

The OP is bi though... so he ticks one of your criteria

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Damn I fell for the chocolate bait and came rushing in here!

He's a fake with false promises

Haha damn it as much as I love chocolate I am not going to go there. We already got told by another OP in a previous thread not to continue...

So I don't want to make this OP come in again with false hope of chocolate!

Even though we are just having banter we have to stick with the thread topic.

The OP is bi though... so he ticks one of your criteria

He does indeed!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Damn I fell for the chocolate bait and came rushing in here!

He's a fake with false promises

Haha damn it as much as I love chocolate I am not going to go there. We already got told by another OP in a previous thread not to continue...

So I don't want to make this OP come in again with false hope of chocolate!

Even though we are just having banter we have to stick with the thread topic.

The OP is bi though... so he ticks one of your criteria

Hang on,the thread topic was free chocolate so we're not going off topic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I never said I was sharing my free chocolate.

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

I strongly believe in the redistribution of chocolate. From those who have free choc to those who need free choc!

If Elected i promise a chocolate bunny in every pot.

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