FabSwingers.com forum: What do I do wrong?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously. I've been on this site so many times now. Not once have I even had a drink. I can't get a meet, without a verification, and I can't get a verification without a meet.

I was on here before with my ex and a couple of the guys she met treated her like shit. Yet, I'm here, a decent guy who's better looking in the flesh, and my messages just get deleted without even a response.

Please, ladies, let me know what I can do to improve my chances!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile is just so average. There's nothing that stands out.

(And drop the whingy, entitled attitude on here...)

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I prefer not to have cock pics flashing on profile pic.

If I get messaged by one I delete. Im sure if people want to see it they will ask.

Chat on the forums go to clubs and socials, let people actually find out if they like you, maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your profile, it reflects you and what you seek. Photo's are a good variety. If I had to name one thing, it would be your user name. Rat produces images of dirty vermin. Can't see that is putting so many people off though. Can't help you I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer so to attend one if the Brighton socials surely ? Job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lose the first 4 photos! Especially the 3rd one, creepy as FUCK after the cockpics. Then the selfie of you in a sloppy room? Just... NO bro!

Your profile write up is too matter of fact. "Here's the part where I, like a car salesman try to sell you something you think you want..." or whatever the fuck you said there... NO!

All the other put downs about yourself are off putting. You're apologising for fucking breathing mate. Stop that shit! Use self-deprecation as humour but never to apologise. "I'm bad at taking selfie"... NO! If you want to say shit like that then you should say it after getting someone to take awesome photos for you and then you can say "I don't have selfies because I'm crap at taking them so I leave that to the selfie stick crew".

It's penchant not panchent!

Stop begging for a fucking verification because it will make everyone feel like you just want to meet them to get a verification. See how that works? A verification is EARNED! It's not even automatic after a meet. In the meantime get photo verified if it's that challenging and play up your newbie status. Many Fabbers like newbies.

Don't lie to people but make the truth more exciting.

Your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well for an example . You winked me 16 minutes ago yet we are 220+ miles apart.

I think looking in your own area will help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am photo verified I thought.

Anyway, I've cracked heads and taken notes and changed shit around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I don't like men with beards and I'm sure others don't either...

but some do so hang on in there OP..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am photo verified I thought.

Anyway, I've cracked heads and taken notes and changed shit around. "

Ahh

Lose that messy room mirror selfie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess many men on many sites believe one accounts made pic up your sure of a shag or even a meet for a drink. Some idiots on sites really think us women are desperate and would bed anyone. I could be wrong but men out number us anyway on sites lol so we are bombared with messages etc And i dont know about anyone else i never browse and search for men i never have had to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused.

Do you have a beard or not because you do in some pics and not in others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am photo verified I thought.

Anyway, I've cracked heads and taken notes and changed shit around.

Ahh

Lose that messy room mirror selfie! "

Definitely

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Ewwww that messy room! Total turn off

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By *orksCouple25Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

You will get more action joining a normal dating site as single guys outnumber genuine single ladies on swinging sites by at least a 100 to 1 .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what's with this name 'TunnelRat'?

You're not a Rat, you're a Badger or a Squirrel or a Mole. Something cute and furry like that.. you might even get away with being a Dormouse. But you definitely are NOT a dirty diseased fucking RAT LOLOL! LMAO! Neither are you in a tunnel. Is that supposed to be innuendo?

All in good spirits, no offence intended my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwww that messy room! Total turn off

Olá Areolas

omg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be more upbeat in your profile header.

Nobody likes fucking a moaner (well they do but with the windows closed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8th April "In my jimjams having a lazy day" pic isn't very appealing. You look better without the huge beard (but that's just my opinion) and I don't think the extreme closeup pic works either. Using the term "blowy" is what we call "Chav talk" a HUGE turnoff that I doubt the "women" would appreciate.

Other than that, tickety-boo fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be more upbeat in your profile header.

Nobody likes fucking a moaner (well they do but with the windows closed)

https://youtu.be/NPuryLdolJs

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

If you want Verification, get to a club or a social and get yourself out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will get more action joining a normal dating site as single guys outnumber genuine single ladies on swinging sites by at least a 100 to 1 ."

This is true, dating sites are very easy for sex!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Lose the beard. From the date of your pics it grows back miraculously quickly anyway, but you look much better without it.

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By *eyMrJackMan
over a year ago

Leeds

In case it's not already been said... profile name!! Bloke123 would be better

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I prefer you with minimal beard - and can guess that the first pic containing a very long beard will put some people off.

Get hi friends to take your face pics when you're relaxed and potentially smiling. Selfies look stiff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a tube driver. Kinda made sense to me at the time. Can't change it now........AAAADDDDDMMMMIIIINNNNNN!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a tube driver. Kinda made sense to me at the time. Can't change it now........AAAADDDDDMMMMIIIINNNNNN!!"

Isn't there an option to change your username? There used to be?

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"I'm a tube driver. Kinda made sense to me at the time. Can't change it now........AAAADDDDDMMMMIIIINNNNNN!!"

You could have made yourself more exotic by claiming you fought in Vietnam

Nam you had to be there man etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree with others - the beard with be a turn off. Also agree with others - if you are only looking for 1to1 encounters, that will be easier achieved on a dating site. To battle through hundreds of horny guys for 1 women you may not even fancy is crazy - you wouldn't do that in a pub if that were the ratio, so why do it online? Re username - site supporters can change their names. Well they certainly used to, as we used to be known under a different username.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'm within 5 miles of the OP and sent him a message offering to grab a quick pint tonight so he can get his much wanted first verification..... and he read the message and never replied

It's alright, love, I wasn't going to jump you, just trying to help you out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm within 5 miles of the OP and sent him a message offering to grab a quick pint tonight so he can get his much wanted first verification..... and he read the message and never replied

It's alright, love, I wasn't going to jump you, just trying to help you out! "

Well that is confusing

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

1) terrible profile name, women don't like rats

2) photos could be better, selfies are boring

3) description of yourself is boring

4) blowy is a bad term to use

5) whinging on the forums is unattractive

Yawn.....yawn.....yawn....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm within 5 miles of the OP and sent him a message offering to grab a quick pint tonight so he can get his much wanted first verification..... and he read the message and never replied

It's alright, love, I wasn't going to jump you, just trying to help you out!

Well that is confusing

Typical of a single guy round here - whinge whinge whinge but then don't want to meet for a drink as that doesn't involve blowing their load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a tube driver. Kinda made sense to me at the time. Can't change it now........AAAADDDDDMMMMIIIINNNNNN!!"

you're a gold site supporter, you can change it easily...and does anyone actually say love muscle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Great. With all the advice he's now turned his profile into a false representation of himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what's with this name 'TunnelRat'?

All in good spirits, no offence intended my friend

BTW - rats are actually really clean little animals.

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By *atford69Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm in the same place!

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

I actually like the beard and the term love muscle and blowy lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm a tube driver. Kinda made sense to me at the time. Can't change it now........AAAADDDDDMMMMIIIINNNNNN!!"

OP you like quoting song titles so how about this:-

Rip it up and start again.....Orange Juice if you wondered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like the beard and the term love muscle and blowy lol "

There you go Op! A match made in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what's with this name 'TunnelRat'?

All in good spirits, no offence intended my friend

BTW - rats are actually really clean little animals."

That's true and it's going to take generations to educate the public, change the culture, and improve the bad reputation of rats everywhere one day hopefully...

In the meantime this guy needs to get laid.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"And what's with this name 'TunnelRat'?

All in good spirits, no offence intended my friend

BTW - rats are actually really clean little animals.

That's true and it's going to take generations to educate the public, change the culture, and improve the bad reputation of rats everywhere one day hopefully...

In the meantime this guy needs to get laid. "

wit and muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might be quicker if we talk about what you don't do wrong?

And for the record I'm unsuccessful on fabs also but I like forums

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By *arkside2698Man
over a year ago

luton

If I was a woman I wouldn't meet you. Your profile comes across as beggy/needy and I'd be worried you might be a stalker type or that I might never return home again.

No offence meant, I'm sure you're a very nice rat sorry person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Weirdly, I get less action on them since I shaved my beard off. Hence the need to grow it back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sorry I didn't reply I was driving a train. Will be till the late evening unfortunately.

I was very much taken aback by your offer and have replied accordingly. And I won't even expect a "blowy".

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

You will never please anyone on here...just be you.

Maybe its not you who is the problem here...

Your profile looks honest, maybe be shallow and godlike for a while , lol x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Just for the record 5'10" is average not tall or even ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I apologise for sounding like a whingy bitch. I usually am anyway, just not in public.

I've changed it all.

Peace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry OP but i preferred the other name...

oh well, looks like you're stuck with that for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused.

Do you have a beard or not because you do in some pics and not in others

I am very impressed with the beard he has grown in 17 days

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

'Love muscle'!!??? Really???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself out there.

Go to clubs meet people your photos don't really do you justice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Love muscle'!!??? Really???

I was thinking about 'stealing' that line for my profile

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm confused.

Do you have a beard or not because you do in some pics and not in others

I am very impressed with the beard he has grown in 17 days

He's obviously full of testosterone! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused.

Do you have a beard or not because you do in some pics and not in others

I am very impressed with the beard he has grown in 17 days

He's obviously full of testosterone! Lol."

That full even I'm tempted

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm confused.

Do you have a beard or not because you do in some pics and not in others

I am very impressed with the beard he has grown in 17 days

He's obviously full of testosterone! Lol.

That full even I'm tempted

Hey get to the back of the queue, I saw him first

. Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused.

Do you have a beard or not because you do in some pics and not in others

I am very impressed with the beard he has grown in 17 days

He's obviously full of testosterone! Lol.

That full even I'm tempted

Hey get to the back of the queue, I saw him first

. Ha ha"

You can have the overspill

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well I don't like men with beards and I'm sure others don't either...

but some do so hang on in there OP.."
a lot of woman don't like beards rough as fuck especially if you love licking as much as you say you do.......hold on that's me lol

dump the beard, your profiles shit too but I'm just a bloke so don't take any notice of me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

When I advised him to use something like 'Badger' or 'Mole' because they're furry and cute, I should have made it clear that they are also masculine! Now he's changed it from TunnelRat to Tunnelfluffybunny

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking ace name change. That would actually make me smile if someone messaged me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Surely a mole could be classed as someone out somewhere to find out secrets etc.

And I was waking home once and a badger came out the bushes and scared the absolute shit out of me, so I'd rather avoid that kinda association for obvious reasons lol.

And all ladies like fluffy bunnies.....surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML "

Your name isn't very masculine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

And why the assumption that all women want men with masculine sounding usernames?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely a mole could be classed as someone out somewhere to find out secrets etc.

And I was waking home once and a badger came out the bushes and scared the absolute shit out of me, so I'd rather avoid that kinda association for obvious reasons lol.

And all ladies like fluffy bunnies.....surely?

Yes, they taste nice in a stew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously. I've been on this site so many times now. Not once have I even had a drink. I can't get a meet, without a verification, and I can't get a verification without a meet.

Please, ladies, let me know what I can do to improve my chances!! "
. Pics arent good. Id look and move on sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML "

Phew just read your profile. Remind me never to piss you off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously. I've been on this site so many times now. Not once have I even had a drink. I can't get a meet, without a verification, and I can't get a verification without a meet.

Please, ladies, let me know what I can do to improve my chances!! "

No no no not that name. Thats way too weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Fluffy bunny' - gives me images of a babies nursery. That's too disturbing for me.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

And why the assumption that all women want men with masculine sounding usernames?"

She didnt say they did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

And why the assumption that all women want men with masculine sounding usernames?

She didnt say they did

No, but the other posted implied that men should have masculine names on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

And why the assumption that all women want men with masculine sounding usernames?

She didnt say they did

No, but the other posted implied that men should have masculine names on here."

Prepared to be wrong, but a suspect a more 'masculine' image will enable a man to have a greater choice of women. There are probably less women on Fab who are attracted to more effeminate men, and there is nothing wrong with that. People should pursue their 'type'. But I got the impression from on the OP that at this stage he just wants a meet - in which case best to appeal to the common masses.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

And why the assumption that all women want men with masculine sounding usernames?

She didnt say they did

No, but the other posted implied that men should have masculine names on here.

Mrs"

Would the common masses really prefer a man with a username 'mole' than 'bunny'?

I mean... I don't think that a username makes or breaks your masculinity personally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Phew just read your profile. Remind me never to piss you off lol"

I'll summon the Seagulls! Lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'm a tube driver. Kinda made sense to me at the time. Can't change it now........AAAADDDDDMMMMIIIINNNNNN!!"

Site supporters can change names up to 4 times a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

I'm at his service!

I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done

Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely a mole could be classed as someone out somewhere to find out secrets etc.

And I was waking home once and a badger came out the bushes and scared the absolute shit out of me, so I'd rather avoid that kinda association for obvious reasons lol.

And all ladies like fluffy bunnies.....surely?

HAHAHA, well you have a point there Fluffybunny! I think Mole goes along with Tunnel better since moles dig tunnels really well. Bunnies do too but somehow I just can't see a Fluffy bunny in a tunnel, poor thing. Hey as long as it brings Jessica Rabbit to the yard then it's a win! It might be a good balance if you're planning to keep the beard as you said. Whatever you have just wear it confidently most importantly. You're no longer whining so you're well on your way champ.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

It's obvious that OP doesn't understand women at all and is struggling amongst 100s of men on here in the same boat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

I'm at his service!

I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done

Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested! "

Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

I'm at his service!

I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done

Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!

Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post

What you didn't know is that whiny men seeking help often don't know who to address. Common mistake whining to women! He didn't say lady's only. If he had, you might have had to excuse yourself too. Not all women are lady's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

I'm at his service!

I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done

Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!

Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post

He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML "

Whatever the name change I shall always think of anything Tunnel/ Pet related in the same vein as this :-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk

Guess we should be relieved he didnt choose *tunnelgerbil

I did think the same in the Girthy I fit my cock into a cardboard toilet roll tube thread also

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

I'm at his service!

I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done

Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!

Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post

He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out."

DING DING ROUND TWO LOL.

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over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

I'm at his service!

I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done

Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!

Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post

He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out.

DING DING ROUND TWO LOL. "

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over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Whatever the name change I shall always think of anything Tunnel/ Pet related in the same vein as this :-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk

Guess we should be relieved he didnt choose *tunnelgerbil

I did think the same in the Girthy I fit my cock into a cardboard toilet roll tube thread also

HAHAHA OMG! Now you've ruined it for me completely!! I'll never get the images out of my head!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

I'm at his service!

I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done

Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!

Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post

He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out.

DING DING ROUND TWO LOL.

Go girl Lol.

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over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

I'm at his service!

I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done

Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!

Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post

He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out."

Might have counted you in by the looks of it.

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over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

I'm at his service!

I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done

Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!

Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post

He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out.

DING DING ROUND TWO LOL.

Go girl Lol. "

Haha she's staying in the fight isn't she? Feisty one has a bone to pick with me. Or just needs boned..

Hey OP, I think we've found your match. Get your FluffyBunny self here and handle this one.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Whatever the name change I shall always think of anything Tunnel/ Pet related in the same vein as this :-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk

Guess we should be relieved he didnt choose *tunnelgerbil

I did think the same in the Girthy I fit my cock into a cardboard toilet roll tube thread also

HAHAHA OMG! Now you've ruined it for me completely!! I'll never

get the images out of my head! "

To felch or not to felch that is the question..Poor OP.

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over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Whatever the name change I shall always think of anything Tunnel/ Pet related in the same vein as this :-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk

Guess we should be relieved he didnt choose *tunnelgerbil

I did think the same in the Girthy I fit my cock into a cardboard toilet roll tube thread also

HAHAHA OMG! Now you've ruined it for me completely!! I'll never

get the images out of my head!

To felch or not to felch that is the question..Poor OP.

Is that a real thing? I'm terrified of Googling it.

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over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

I'm at his service!

I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done

Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!

Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post

He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out.

DING DING ROUND TWO LOL.

Go girl Lol.

Haha she's staying in the fight isn't she? Feisty one has a bone to pick with me. Or just needs boned..

Hey OP, I think we've found your match. Get your FluffyBunny self here and handle this one. "

So you want me to debone the FluffyBunny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.

Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.

Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you. "

How on earth is it their loss?

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over a year ago

"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.

Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.

How on earth is it their loss? "

Ask him. He may not be a timewaster, good in bed, etc etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm voting keep the beard!!!

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over a year ago

"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.

Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.

How on earth is it their loss?

Ask him. He may not be a timewaster, good in bed, etc etc...

But they don't want to have sex with him regardless of all those

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Whatever the name change I shall always think of anything Tunnel/ Pet related in the same vein as this :-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk

Guess we should be relieved he didnt choose *tunnelgerbil

I did think the same in the Girthy I fit my cock into a cardboard toilet roll tube thread also

HAHAHA OMG! Now you've ruined it for me completely!! I'll never

get the images out of my head!

To felch or not to felch that is the question..Poor OP.

Is that a real thing? I'm terrified of Googling it. "

Absolutely

Oh do google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.

Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.

How on earth is it their loss?

Ask him. He may not be a timewaster, good in bed, etc etc...

But they don't want to have sex with him regardless of all those

I dunno then...if only Barry - Walrus of Love - White were alive...he'd have the answers...

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over a year ago

"LMAO at the name change.. I dont mind rats at all they make lovely pets

I'm going to go shoot myself in the fucking head now! FML

Your name isn't very masculine

I'm at his service!

I'm not the one asking for your help or opinions here so who gives a damn! My concern is helping this lad who's asked for assistance. If people like the progress he's making then my job is done

Anything else is taking attention away from the OP. Not interested!

Sorry, I didn't know you were a lady, as stated in the opening post

He didn't say gentlemen though if he had, that would have counted you out.

DING DING ROUND TWO LOL.

Go girl Lol.

Haha she's staying in the fight isn't she? Feisty one has a bone to pick with me. Or just needs boned..

Hey OP, I think we've found your match. Get your FluffyBunny self here and handle this one.

So you want me to debone the FluffyBunny?

Suddenly it's all turned so dark! Haha FluffyBunnyStew. Probably not the kind of attention he wanted but maybe he'll try anything at least once?

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over a year ago

My advice is be better looking

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over a year ago

I've seen worse profiles tbf.. I don't want to sound mean but you're fairly average so the bum and torso pics could probably be better presented with better lighting/angles, although I'd not have an arse pic.. it's a bit like an advert to attract men).

Confidence is important, not only in the profile but also when you message... Just try n make conversation.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.

Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you. "

WOW!!! You really are a rude person! Some nice messages and chat followed by a polite refusal from myself immediately followed by you're not exactly Charleze Theron then block by you!! Cheers hun, I've returned the favour, not surprised with your attitude you aren't getting meets! All the best and happy fabbing to you!

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over a year ago

"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.

Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.

He was abusive to me too when I didn't reply to a message. Sad man!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.

Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.

He was abusive to me too when I didn't reply to a message. Sad man!"

Don't get these people to be honest, they whine about not meeting and wonder why

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over a year ago

"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.

Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.

He was abusive to me too when I didn't reply to a message. Sad man!

Don't get these people to be honest, they whine about not meeting and wonder why "

What he means is that Charlize Theron definitely wouldn't turn him down.

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over a year ago

"There's Prolly nowt wrong with your profile.

Their loss if they don't reply or want a shag with you.

He was abusive to me too when I didn't reply to a message. Sad man!

Don't get these people to be honest, they whine about not meeting and wonder why

What he means is that Charlize Theron definitely wouldn't turn him down. "

Didn't she play a killer?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

So..back to the OP

Been reading this entertaining thread..your profile and pictures are ok'ish.

Keep a positive attitude and get yourself to some local group socials.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like your profile text, pics are OK, so overall better than many.

I wonder though, you say you've been on and off the site. I know I recognise guys who keep deleting and reappearing in our neck of the woods and I would probably give a wide berth. I would question whether they're really into meeting, whether they are the type often seen moaning about how crap the site is, how bored they are etc which isn't a positive thing. Is it possible you're suffering for the same reason?

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"Seriously. I've been on this site so many times now. Not once have I even had a drink. I can't get a meet, without a verification, and I can't get a verification without a meet.

Please, ladies, let me know what I can do to improve my chances!! "

Hi. Look out for socials near you.

Once people actually meet you, things get easier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe you're right, didn't ever think of that.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Do you mean 'scissors' in your status as I've no clue what 'sizers' are

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Tunnelfluffybunny or whatever you now call yourself - I suggest you smile in your pictures, these look like police photo fits and are quite off putting.....smile - you're on candid camera lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude, best advice would be get a taxi into town, go to a club and just talk to people.

My profile is shit and I dont really care, I doubt I'm going to meet someone on here for the same reasons you've said, cat get a meet coz you're not verified....blah blah ad infinitum....

Peace and love... Have fun and don't take it too seriously...l

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