FabSwingers.com forum: Funny experiences

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's lighten the mood and share our funniest bedroom moments. Mine was when I was with this lovely girl and I was knelt up whilst she was giving me a blowjob on her bed. I lost my balance in the moment and went crashing off the edge of the bed into a chest of draws knocking 6 ornaments and two lamps flying and smashing all over the floor! I also got spunk all over the chest of draws! To top it all her house mate opened the door to see if everything was ok!!!! Embarrassing!!!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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lol, that does sound funny.

i've not had comedy sex yet so no story myself. welcome to the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol, that does sound funny.

i've not had comedy sex yet so no story myself. welcome to the forums."

Hi thanks for the reply! It was funny looking back at it but at the time it was awful!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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bet it was. i'm sure some other people might come along with their own stories soon as well.

the boobs falling out topic seems quite funny as well.

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/611349

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeh seen that liked it but only women can post their experiences hence creating this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancied a girl who was in a relationship. Made my feelings known. Ended up having sex with her older sister. Original girl not impressed.

A couple of weeks later, the original girl broke up with her boyfriend. Got fairly serious with her, even though she knew about her sister.

Weeks later I cut ties, due to work reasons. I was devestated and so was she. We had the same circle as friends. Sat around playing drinking games and it appears that my good mate has also slept with both sisters, post Jay.

Not sure how I felt but I fucked the original girls brains out hours later. Haven't spoke in years but still have huge feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ages ago I was seeing a lass and one hot sunny day we went for a ride out on the bike. We ended up in the middle of nowhere on the moors so we thought it would be fun to have a jump on the bike so she dropped her jeans and sat sideways on it clinging on the grab rail and handlebars,feet on the rider and pillion pegs.

Anyway,all was great until I started going harder and faster and then the awful moment happened,the bike went over with a scream from her and an expensive sounding crunch as it hit the ground.

Now my first reaction in hindsight should of been 'you ok love?' but no,dickhead here yelled 'aaaargh me bike!'

I did make sure she was ok for a couple of minutes but spent the next 5 minutes moaning about a cracked fairing and as I dropped her off at home her last words as she dumped me was 'you think more about that bloody bike than what you do of me'.

Gutted at the time but it still makes me chuckle thinking back about it now.

And as for that suzuki,I wonder where it is now?

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I was in a sauna one night there was a really lovely lady in this room,I was in there with another bloke I knew,I had a raging hard on a naked lady that wants fucking I get the condom out but for some unknown reason I could not find the right way to get it on,it was so funny we fell about laughing so much we had to leave the room I don't know what the poor lady must have thought?.

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