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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi I'm a chilled out lad just looking for fun I don't think waste people's time what I'm I doing wrong

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why can you give me points plz

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Your opening post has more words than your profile and every picture is of your cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I forgot all about that I will update it thanks so less cock pics then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your opening post has more words than your profile and every picture is of your cock. "

Don't forget that one picture with the dirty take away container lid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not hard to get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't be arsed to write a profile I'd recommend pasting the lyrics of a theme tune to an cult program instead.

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By *atrionaSavageWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

You need to fill your profile out more. Saying just looking for NSA fun sounds like you couldn't be bothered to write anything. Your profile needs to sell yourself to folks. You are also restricting yourself as only looking for couples.

Hope this helps and happy swinging

Cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can't be arsed to write a profile I'd recommend pasting the lyrics of a theme tune to an cult program instead. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheers to be honest I thought I'd done it lol will get on it thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as in the real world. There are some very attractive fellas about. Bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same as in the real world. There are some very attractive fellas about. Bastards "

And they use the lyrics to cult TV shows. Fucking Elizabeths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm a chilled out lad just looking for fun I don't think waste people's time what I'm I doing wrong"

You are wasting people's time with that profile.

What are you offering exactly, a dick? Most of us have toys for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relax be yourself if ur not finding this site any good try another god just be cool no women.will just drop.there pants for you straight away.how do.u.talk.to.girls and sorry about full stops new phone

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

OP, think of it this way: if a girl came across your profile, amongst the thousands of guys' profiles on here, the real question is: What is it about your profile that will make her want to meet you?

Think of it that way, and you may understand what needs to be changed.

PS: I'm going to guess she;s seen a cock before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm a chilled out lad just looking for fun I don't think waste people's time what I'm I doing wrong

You are wasting people's time with that profile.

What are you offering exactly, a dick? Most of us have toys for that. "

O.shit I.didn't look.at his profile phahaha go away mate the idiot no face ????

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Your update says free now. Do you think women are just sat at home waiting for a man, any man, to be free so they can hop on or open their mouths?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your update says free now. Do you think women are just sat at home waiting for a man, any man, to be free so they can hop on or open their mouths? "

I think it's perfect. If he's free now then he has time to work on his profile.

Go on OP, use your time wisely. And forget the lyrics to a cult program, that dude hasn't gotten laid in months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit just got real.

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By *ingdong73Man
over a year ago

kent

Just enjoy it as much as you like and want m8... This place , you never know ...its like pissing in the wind ,simples. No matter what you put and how .

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By *aurenkaWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 08/02/17 02:03:14]

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By *aurenkaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Just enjoy it as much as you like and want m8... This place , you never know ...its like pissing in the wind ,simples. No matter what you put and how . "

Wasn't it Albert Einstein definition of insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

I would translate it to FabLanguage - reorganizing order of dick pics collection and expecting meets.

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By *andH83Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Your opening post has more words than your profile and every picture is of your cock.

Don't forget that one picture with the dirty take away container lid. "

Oh my , ruthless and love it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm a chilled out lad just looking for fun I don't think waste people's time what I'm I doing wrong"

Your profile pic is possibly the biggest detriment to your success at the moment

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm not the fastest typer in the world, but I wouldn't have thought it would take more than 5 minutes to tell people what I can offer or expect from a meet, you can always add to it at a later date.

Put your cock pics in private and take a few torso/bum shots and maybe some semi-clad teasing type ones

Oh, and get yerself to a few clubs or socials

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I think your doing everything right mate

Stick with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your pics aint that great, and u cannot accomodate.

a lot of stuff centers around how you wish to use the scene I suppose

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

There are literally hundreds of cock waving, fun loving, relaxed, can't meet because girlfriend/wife doesn't know on these days, nights, weekends, gotta cold, car won't start, can't accommodate because mum, dad, girlfriend, wife, partner doesn't know but l need a stag now guys out there to choose from.

What makes you so special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the sky remote

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Unfortunately your profile leaves a lot to be desired at all no imagination all cock pics and no text....

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By *andH83Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sky remote

Deodorant can

Photoshop

Pint glass

Some one else's as a last resort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sky remote

Deodorant can

Photoshop

Pint glass

Some one else's as a last resort "

my god...that is one profile

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By *andH83Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Sky remote

Deodorant can

Photoshop

Pint glass

Some one else's as a last resort

my god...that is one profile"

Just a few of the lovely images we receive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sky remote

Deodorant can

Photoshop

Pint glass

Some one else's as a last resort

my god...that is one profile

Just a few of the lovely images we receive "

I wish I was hot and a buff body to join lolol...youare on my hotlist , just cos am, a perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would suggest you do a forum search for 'profile advice' and 'why can't I get meets'. You'll find there are hundreds of guys all asking the same questions, and all have been given some very valuable advice. See if you can apply any of this to your own, for want of a better word, profile.

Out of 7 pictures on your profile, only one shows anything other than just your dick, and that one still has your dick in it.

It's OK to have cock pictures on your profile if you really must, but it's all about balance.

Think about it this way, if the only pictures on your profile is of your dick, what are you saying about yourself - 'You are a Dick' and nothing else?

And many will tell you, effort in = rewards out.

Your profile currently demonstrates a severe lack of effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at a profile like yours and think that guy must have a really low opinion of women if he thinks one sentence stating a desire for NSA fun, and row of fairly ordinary looking penises, is all that it takes to get a woman into bed. In fact that's quite disturbing that so many men are so misguided.

Mrs

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Your opening post has more words than your profile and every picture is of your cock. "

This...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look at a profile like yours and think that guy must have a really low opinion of women if he thinks one sentence stating a desire for NSA fun, and row of fairly ordinary looking penises, is all that it takes to get a woman into bed. In fact that's quite disturbing that so many men are so misguided.

Mrs"

I could not agree more. I despair at the men on here most days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And nothing has changed

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By *aurenkaWoman
over a year ago

London


"And nothing has changed"

And nothing will.

I figured that most people asking advice, they don't really asking advice, more they would like to hear 'oh you're great, problem are others'

Clearly they don't hear that, so they are bit disoriented. And sometimes even asking again for hope for the better answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm a chilled out lad just looking for fun I don't think waste people's time what I'm I doing wrong"

My personal opinion I would definitely delete your message,based on your profile picture!

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By *andH83Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I look at a profile like yours and think that guy must have a really low opinion of women if he thinks one sentence stating a desire for NSA fun, and row of fairly ordinary looking penises, is all that it takes to get a woman into bed. In fact that's quite disturbing that so many men are so misguided.

Mrs

I could not agree more. I despair at the men on here most days. "

Agreed

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

OP I'm guessing you've updated your profile blurb as it looks a lot better now than some of the above posts suggest, so you've taken the right steps there

I'd do something about your pics next though as they're just a string of, to be honest, not very enticing cock pics with all sorts of detritus (take away lid, trainers etc) in the background. Either delete them or move them to private and replace with some considered body shots, or clothed ones that tease.

Good luck

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Basically, you have huge competition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP I'm guessing you've updated your profile blurb as it looks a lot better now than some of the above posts suggest, so you've taken the right steps there

I'd do something about your pics next though as they're just a string of, to be honest, not very enticing cock pics with all sorts of detritus (take away lid, trainers etc) in the background. Either delete them or move them to private and replace with some considered body shots, or clothed ones that tease.

Good luck "

Completely agree with this. Also, the PJs might be an issue (Family Guy, I think?) Just my person view, but they're not doing it for me...

Good luck OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm a chilled out lad just looking for fun I don't think waste people's time what I'm I doing wrong"

Living in the wrong place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can't be arsed to write a profile I'd recommend pasting the lyrics of a theme tune to an cult program instead. "

Haha great idea

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