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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi question .... do I have a nice looking cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Hi question .... do I have a nice looking cock"

Does it come in any other size or just XS ?

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Ask your friends!

How are we supposed to know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know, what breed is it? I prefer chickens myself, less noisy XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi question .... do I have a nice looking cock"

Sad.....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No idea and not looking. I prefer to meet men not cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't know, not gonna bother looking, you need originality and content .... would you buy a packet of No-Frills crisps if they didn't have crisps .. no way !

you may have the most wondrous cock, it could do tricks, fetch a stick, write a humbling novel, go rollerskating or make a sandwich .. ride a bicycle, go for romantic strolls walking the dog in a local park, play hop-scotch, or just about any normal things a cock could do ..... what brings US here (and i say 'us' as in the persons you wish to WHITTINGLY INTRIGUE) is, who is attached and do we find you attractive enough to consider sharing a little moment here or there, which again could lead to more little moments ... am i making my point ??

so, again ... in order to catch the little moments in life you so clearly desire one must learn to voice them in a more articulate and alluring way than .......

' DOES ANYBODY FANCING A LOOK AT MY DICK '

..

because my first question is as follows

...

DOES IT DO A TRICK ?

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By *oxy502Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Do I have a nice cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I have a nice cock "

Not you again!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No, you haven't. Now what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not this again ..

you know what, i'm told on a very regular basis i have a beautiful .. yes a beautiful cock!

.. and that is so much more an important feeling than being told 'oh yeah i want that [insert sophomoric genitalia reference here] right now' you know what .. if it weren't for my previous reply i'd just outright request the thread be deleted ...

saying that, and lets talk more about me here, yeah i have that big beautiful cock of mine, but you know what makes it so? it's because it's an extension of myself .. it doesn't define or control me, it is part of me, and just with any part i have trained it .. yes that's right i've actually got a well behaved and trained cock ...... and then i went and 'ruined' it by having it pierced and i'd advise you don't do the same for the reactions of most people is of disgust ..

so now that this thread has been completely jack-knifed by myself i'd like to share a little pearl of wisdom ..

guys, you have a cock. fact.

no matter how big, or how small a cock is a cock and nobody is gonna be more impressed by it than you, no matter how you hide it .. nobody is really that interested, unless it is mine. and i say mine like mine is mine, yours is yours and when you put yourself in the same position it suddenly becomes your cock we are talking about .. and just like the cock this perception is mine also, as just is yours. we all have one and unless you want to wrap it up in tion foil and start jousting like knights on horseback or paint it red blue green or purple etc and start giving it woosh and zing sounds and playing star wars lightsabre battles then it still is not interesting .... jeez why the fuck do guys need to ram this crap down peoples throats ..

how about i put a very large padlock through mine and use that as a wreckingball .. and use it on the next guy who thinks they have super-cock , i crush you like ant with hammer!

yeah i might have a beautiful cock, so i am told. but i'd hate for the rest of my life to be used and mistreat just for that principle .. i know, it's heartbreaking. so please ffs, guys learn to talk first ..... you only make it harder for yourselves and me to get laid.

i also (believe it or not) don't want to fuck everything that moves !!

so please .. stop with the cock !!!!!!

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

He only asked if he had a nice cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He only asked if he had a nice cock!"

Which was clearly not a clever thing to do......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have a cock, i have a cock .. and then the guys start talking about cock until only guys are left in the room ....

do you see the problem?

it's about as witty as a .... i don't know what's as dumb . . guy asking about his wondrous cock !

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

For heaven's sake man - get a Sky remote or can of Lynx and take a photo before you come at us with a question like that.

A juvenile, schoolboy type error.

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By *oxy502Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't really tell to be honest. You have a nice hand though!

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow


"Do I have a nice cock

Not you again!!!!!! "

LMAO X

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

I'm disappointed that I can't see his cock

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

It looks better than the even bigger cock it's attached to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It looks better than the even bigger cock it's attached to"

Haha ouch

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

It's a cock none of them are particularly good looking

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By *umpty dumptyMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Some say it's not just the cock that not good looking

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