FabSwingers.com forum: Roast my profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A 'lovely' forumite pointed out that my profile is apparently rather strange.

Now looking at it myself id say it was pretty decent and to to the point with wide variety of pics etc.

Buttttt. Always room for improvement. (Maybe)

What would you change or add etc?

Tell me if its shite basically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works for me, says what you want, says what you can offer. I remember you from our last time here and know you're a bit bonkers so that personality shines out perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's totally you why change what works lol

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I like it. It's original and shows your humour and personality. Nice pictures too.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I think it reads very well, is to the point without being an essay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not demanding, you don't come across as a hormonal mentalist harpie, you state clearly what you like and don't.

Compared to some. It's ace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just clicked on your profile and put my phone in the oven. Broken now

, you owe me a new phone OP

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

It's a bit bonkers in places but from your forums posts you strike me as a bit bonkers so that suits you

Strange that you ask for a swinging relationship nearer the end, yet at the top you apparently already have a couples profile? Are you just FWB/FB or are you in a relationship?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a bit bonkers in places but from your forums posts you strike me as a bit bonkers so that suits you

Strange that you ask for a swinging relationship nearer the end, yet at the top you apparently already have a couples profile? Are you just FWB/FB or are you in a relationship? "

Ahh yes im on here with my fuck bud. Can see how that could be a little confusing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just clicked on your profile and put my phone in the oven. Broken now

, you owe me a new phone OP

Im sorryyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a lovely profile. Humourous, tells it how it is and great photos.

Also... enigmatic, no pics with hats these days? They were wonderful.

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

If your looking for club meets you can come with us next weekend to xtasia and suck cock with me in the glory hole chic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just clicked on your profile and put my phone in the oven. Broken now

, you owe me a new phone OP

Im sorryyyyy

It's fine. All sorted now. Just phoned my insurance company and they cover trying to roast profiles on swinging sites. What a stroke of luck ehh. Everyone should have swingsurance

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"A 'lovely' forumite pointed out that my profile is apparently rather strange.

Now looking at it myself id say it was pretty decent and to to the point with wide variety of pics etc.

Buttttt. Always room for improvement. (Maybe)

What would you change or add etc?

Tell me if its shite basically.

I think your profiles great and a very good read if you were local I could see myself messaging you based off of what I read .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your looking for club meets you can come with us next weekend to xtasia and suck cock with me in the glory hole chic x"

That sounds brilliant!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think it's good, you certainly know what you want and have some great pics. I wouldn't change a thing. I'd think if guys were saying it's a bit crazy they probably think you are a bit much for them....in a sexy way obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile makes a refreshing change from some,its witty and not to serious, good on ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am a little mad. So i guess it suits me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your profile, its different and quirky, I wouldnt change it. I also like the tattoo on your arm.

Fancy a meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like your profile, its different and quirky, I wouldnt change it. I also like the tattoo on your arm.

Fancy a meet?

You have a delectable arse. However just seen on another thread that you look like harry hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like your profile, its different and quirky, I wouldnt change it. I also like the tattoo on your arm.

Fancy a meet?

You have a delectable arse. However just seen on another thread that you look like harry hill

Well.. I dont think I do. Yes im bald, yes I wear specs.

But how that actually makes me look like Harry Hill is a mystery. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like your profile, its different and quirky, I wouldnt change it. I also like the tattoo on your arm.

Fancy a meet?

You have a delectable arse. However just seen on another thread that you look like harry hill

Well.. I dont think I do. Yes im bald, yes I wear specs.

But how that actually makes me look like Harry Hill is a mystery. Lol"

I bet thats a turn for some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a great profile...don't change a thing OP

whoever said it was 'rather strange' obviously has issues

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

After reading your profile and perving at your pics I was frankly a little disappointed...... not one sign of the aforementioned jellyfish to be found

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

superb profile, shows your here to have fun and enjoy yourself. I wouldn't change a thing.

some profile on here a so clinical you don't know whether to say hi or ask for an application form and expect a reply in 3 months time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like your profile, its different and quirky, I wouldnt change it. I also like the tattoo on your arm.

Fancy a meet?

You have a delectable arse. However just seen on another thread that you look like harry hill

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just clicked on your profile and put my phone in the oven. Broken now

, you owe me a new phone OP

Im sorryyyyy

Wow! Just shows how hot your profile is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great profile. Amazing pics. Beautiful lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like your profile, its different and quirky, I wouldnt change it. I also like the tattoo on your arm.

Fancy a meet?

You have a delectable arse. However just seen on another thread that you look like harry hill

Well.. I dont think I do. Yes im bald, yes I wear specs.

But how that actually makes me look like Harry Hill is a mystery. Lol

I bet thats a turn for some!"

Oh im sure. I take it it's not for you though. Lol

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Great profile. I wouldn't change a thing if I were you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like your profile, its different and quirky, I wouldnt change it. I also like the tattoo on your arm.

Fancy a meet?

You have a delectable arse. However just seen on another thread that you look like harry hill

Well.. I dont think I do. Yes im bald, yes I wear specs.

But how that actually makes me look like Harry Hill is a mystery. Lol

I bet thats a turn for some!

Oh im sure. I take it it's not for you though. Lol

Well i wouldnt say he was no but i havent seen your face so cant comment lol

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"It's a lovely profile. Humourous, tells it how it is and great photos.

Also... enigmatic, no pics with hats these days? They were wonderful. "

I'll see what I can do

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By *imply DifferentCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Certainly a catfish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Certainly a catfish.

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"A 'lovely' forumite pointed out that my profile is apparently rather strange.

Now looking at it myself id say it was pretty decent and to to the point with wide variety of pics etc.

Buttttt. Always room for improvement. (Maybe)

What would you change or add etc?

Tell me if its shite basically.

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A profile is designed to be interesting and information in addition to displaying your personality .

As yours does just that I would leave it as it is unless you wish to change it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks fine to me

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

Wernt people supposed to be 'roasting the profile' ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wernt people supposed to be 'roasting the profile' ?

I know. People are too nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like your profile, its different and quirky, I wouldnt change it. I also like the tattoo on your arm.

Fancy a meet?

You have a delectable arse. However just seen on another thread that you look like harry hill

Well.. I dont think I do. Yes im bald, yes I wear specs.

But how that actually makes me look like Harry Hill is a mystery. Lol

I bet thats a turn for some!

Oh im sure. I take it it's not for you though. Lol

Well i wouldnt say he was no but i havent seen your face so cant comment lol"

Well im happy to send you a pic, but can't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love your profile it's humourous and yet gets your wants and offerings across nicely, we would definitely meet you looking at your profile! We like people with personality and I who can have a giggle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love your profile it's humourous and yet gets your wants and offerings across nicely, we would definitely meet you looking at your profile! We like people with personality and I who can have a giggle!"

Oh why thank you!

I actually travel to around you area fairly often. I'll be sure to drop you a message sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh why thank you!

I actually travel to around you area fairly often. I'll be sure to drop you a message sometime

We will look forward to it

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

"Wernt people supposed to be 'roasting the profile' ?

I know. People are too nice!"

'Whore island'

Umm cooridinates please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wernt people supposed to be 'roasting the profile' ?

I know. People are too nice!

'Whore island'

Umm cooridinates please?

Haha. You have to find me. Thats part of the game.

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